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All Hail The Bum Bum King!

File: 6a1ec7ef505a2c9⋯.png (356.51 KB,590x350,59:35,ClipboardImage.png)

f15d0c No.433862 [View All]

UK weather forecast: 24C scorcher to be followed by 60 HOURS of thunderstorms

https://www.mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/uk-weather-forecast-24c-scorcher-16717117

Heavy rain and severe thunderstorms that have sparked a three-day Met Office weather warning will follow a sunny start to the weekend

>A sunny start to the weekend will be quickly forgotten as Britain is hit by yet more storm chaos with a 60-hour long weather warning.

>The Met Office has warned thunderstorms, heavy rain and lightning will strike large swathes of the UK on Sunday after a warm and dry start to the weekend.

>Saturday will see sunny spells and feel warm for much of the country with highs of 24C in London.

Police called to Boris Johnson's home after 'shouting and slamming' heard by neighbour

https://www.express.co.uk/news/uk/1143724/boris-johnson-police-girlfriend-carrie-symond-home

POLICE were called to the London home of Tory leadership candidate Boris Johnson and his partner Carrie Symonds, after shouting and banging was reportedly heard.

>Neighbours called the police after hearing shouting and banging in Camberwell, south London, they said. A neighbour claimed to have heard “slamming and banging”, they told the Guardian. Police were called early yesterday morning to investigate the incident.

>A Metropolitan Police statement said: "At 00:24hrs on Friday, 21 June police responded to a call from a local resident in the SE5 area of Camberwell.

>"The caller was concerned for the welfare of a female neighbour.

Windrush victim dies with no apology or compensation

https://www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2019/jun/22/windrush-victim-richard-stewart-dies-with-no-apology-or-compensation

Richard Stewart had hoped payment would fund trip to his mother’s grave in Jamaica

>Another prominent victim of the Windrush scandal has died without receiving compensation or a personal apology from the government, as campaigners warn those affected need more help to claim damages.

>The former Middlesex bowler Richard Stewart had been waiting for his case to be resolved so he could travel back to Jamaica for the first time in half a century and visit his mother’s grave, but he died a week ago, aged 74.

>His son, Wesley Stewart, said the cause of death was unknown, adding that his father had become stressed and depressed during the protracted process of attempting to sort out his paperwork and prove the government’s errors had caused him severe problems for years.

Delingpole: Mark Field MP Should Be Promoted — Not Suspended — for Manhandling that Greenpeace Harpie

https://www.breitbart.com/europe/2019/06/21/delingpole-mark-field-mp-should-be-promoted-not-suspended-for-manhandling-that-greenpeace-harpie/

I know it’s a bit late but please could we put forward Mark Field MP as a wild card candidate for the Conservative leadership contest?

>Sure he’s a Remainer – and clearly no match for Boris Johnson.

>Even so, he deserves some kind of recognition for the brisk way he dealt with that Greenpeace protestor at a private dinner in London last night.

>You’ll presumably have seen the footage by now because it’s all over social media. Somehow, a group of Greenpeace activists managed to infiltrate a black tie dinner event at the City of London’s Mansion House.

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a9b5b6 No.434517

File: f78078988cf2895⋯.png (27.54 KB,300x250,6:5,laugh3.png)

The Commune Law

Anyone wishing to be a damn fool utopian egalitarian is sent to Liberia to build their dream revolutionary nation and not allowed back.

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910a22 No.434518

>>434516

Our ideas are easy to believe in. You want to emulate people who have been destroyed. I say let's emulate people who are actually successful. Let's emulate the people who have gotten an entire race to applaud its own genocide rather than some dead Austrian loser who was so incompetent he went into wars he knew he could not win.

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6c0809 No.434519

>>434514

Surely that's exactly what the government would want, though? By allowing extremist groups to exist, the public spotlight is taken off of the government and ruling establishment and shifted onto almost non-existent threats. The media paints Far Right, Jihadi groups etc as much larger threats than they actually are, so less time is then spent analysing government cuts to healthcare and policing or whatever shifty deals are currently ongoing.

Free speech does have quite a few benefits, even for a hypothetical fascist regime.

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fe821c No.434520

Once tradrad is in those fucking stupid beliefs will have a hard time swimming around. Youth will be kept in check by their kin, & secularist faggotry will be hated.

>>434516

>Mfw Hitler was sending peace requests to England well into the start of the war & literally sucked off the Rothschild Empire.

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fe821c No.434521

>>434520

I got the wrong number Wessie.

>>434518

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910a22 No.434522

>>434520

>Mfw Hitler was sending peace requests to England well into the start of the war & literally sucked off the Rothschild Empire.

Yeah, sending peace offers doesn't work if you break every other diplomatic agreement you have made in the past few years. Hitler was such a fucking Austrian.

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a9b5b6 No.434523

>>434518

I haven't referred to Hitler or the Third Reich at all lad smh, my speculation is divorced from historical circumstances beyond the unchanging fact that most people are utter retards and prioritize laziness over hardship.

I don't think our ideas are easy to believe in for the masses, not only because of their conditioning against it, but because of that natural inclination to take the easy way out.

>>434520

One hopes

>>434519

An incompetent and comically evil government maybe, one that actually does it's job wouldn't need dishonest tricks, but even then there'd still be anti-establishment smoothbrains who want to larp as la resistance.

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910a22 No.434524

>>434523

You're quite naive lad.

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3c18cd No.434525

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Fresh washed up civics

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a9b5b6 No.434526

>>434524

How so? I'd think my assessment is overly cynical of the masses tbh

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a9b5b6 No.434527

File: 19d43a98f56084c⋯.png (718.59 KB,822x1068,137:178,3.png)

I guess a government that actually does it's job is hilariously naive tbf

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6c0809 No.434529

File: 8bfeb7b4b2e5d75⋯.png (143.42 KB,850x400,17:8,ClipboardImage.png)

>>434523

>An incompetent and comically evil government

It's not incompetence or even evil tbh, it's just pragmatism. The public hates when you make cuts, even if those cuts are necessary. They'll rant and moan and cry evil, while offering no alternative or solution. Deception is necessary when you deal with the public, otherwise they'll just vote in populist after populist, power hungry politicians who make impossible promises and make their more honest opponents look like greedy money-grabbers. Strongmen who blame their opponents for their own failures and inability to be realistic, crowd pleasers who don't give two shits about stability and good governance.

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dc2282 No.434530

>>434529

Woah lad, you sound like a centrist.

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5a396c No.434531

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The Poster Formerly Known As Bins here's another silly disaster movie like 2012

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92ba43 No.434532

File: 251f08a807dcc1f⋯.mp4 (175.38 KB,360x450,4:5,58358.mp4)

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3c18cd No.434533

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fe821c No.434534

File: d3307c3dc12f43c⋯.png (13.98 KB,275x183,275:183,ClipboardImage.png)

A government's job is to protect the people's rights, but government intervention in the free market fucks it up for everyone. Therefore the only tasks the state should engage in are: the enforcement of property rights, and the maintenance of a strong border.

This is Minarchism, it's like Ancap but it isn't retarded enough to do away with statism.

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3c18cd No.434535

File: 6087b8820d56b69⋯.png (202.43 KB,480x451,480:451,ClipboardImage.png)

keek

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3c18cd No.434536

>>434534

idno, lad facebook and twitter etc. are part of the free market but they have a monopoly and can ban and delete whatever they want. Would have to regulate big corporations somehow so that they can't start controlling what people think

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fe821c No.434537

>>434536

And now watch Bitchute and Gab suck up the demand.

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3c18cd No.434538

>>434537

It doesn't work, only banned people will go there until those other platforms affect normies in a bad way.

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fe821c No.434539

>>434538

>Companies don't grow over night so capitalism doesn't work :DDD

Wot?

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a9b5b6 No.434540

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Speaking of the yidtube monoply I found this guy who does more vaguely BASED music

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3c18cd No.434541

>>434539

Nice strawman.

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92ba43 No.434542

File: c0ef681518e6683⋯.jpg (175.04 KB,1920x1080,16:9,1561280576114.jpg)

>5th bacon sandwich today

>that's 15 rasher of bacon

>>434533

big speedrunning stream

its been a source for a lot of cringe over the years

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92ba43 No.434543

File: 060aff023e6cf07⋯.png (318.31 KB,800x800,1:1,1561236462076.png)

File: d5803a30bc4a789⋯.png (656.79 KB,846x474,141:79,1561309234421.png)

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590fd1 No.434544

File: 120ba7b030ee831⋯.png (3.45 MB,2480x3508,620:877,__rurina_pokemon_game_and_….png)

>>434542

You're getting a bit porky lass.

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3c18cd No.434545

>>434542

what kind of bacon

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dd4d96 No.434546

>>434499

what needs to be banned is the production of porn, that is what is actively destroying attractive young women of childbearing age. you can't destroy the content that already exists, but you can have anybody that produces more of it executed and you can educate people that the material is harmful to consume

>>434536

>>434538

this

also you have to protect the environment from the relentless pursuit of profit, which is how business inherently operates

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a9b5b6 No.434547

File: 2ccd8997b0cadc9⋯.png (118.69 KB,400x381,400:381,skeptical spectacles.png)

>lass

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dd4d96 No.434548

File: a981b01c170338c⋯.jpg (7.85 KB,250x238,125:119,a981b01c170338c2b19ca5c879….jpg)

nose keeps stuffing up like crazy, I'm going through boxes of tissues, turning into westie smh

>>434544

>lass

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92ba43 No.434549

File: 6f58b52d9703eca⋯.jpg (16.47 KB,320x320,1:1,1561303276903.jpg)

>>434544

I'm actually losing weight still. I'm not sure where it's all going, but I have a pretty good idea

>>434545

there's more than 1 bacon?

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92ba43 No.434550

File: 1b75e694cf4f21d⋯.png (398.08 KB,800x800,1:1,1561309210695.png)

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1755e5 No.434551

>>434549

nobody outside the British isles does bacon properly

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dd4d96 No.434552

File: bd00bbef0857f51⋯.jpg (249.21 KB,1600x1200,4:3,skin knockers.jpg)

>>434550

lad you know you're harming yourself and it's ridiculous

but anyway

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a9b5b6 No.434553

File: fca9dcf3029f18e⋯.png (1.07 MB,985x649,985:649,Bully Early.png)

File: a4fb744b87c1f8a⋯.png (437.28 KB,513x423,57:47,Bully Often.png)

You are not and never will be female. You will not ever convince anyone, you will never have a moral partner. Your future is anal fissures, AIDs, HIV and perhaps a never-healing ever-leaking axe wound in place of functioning natural genitalia. You are mentally ill and indulging in a fantasy that you will never fulfill.

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8b2397 No.434554

>>434546

I'm fully in favour of destroying the porn industry. You can't really stop people taking photos and putting them on the internet though.

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590fd1 No.434555

File: a8a1f0c9f6e347e⋯.jpg (2.97 MB,2676x2500,669:625,__rurina_pokemon_game_and_….jpg)

>>434549

I hope it keeps going there, Scottish women can be very unlucky with food.

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dd4d96 No.434556

>>434554

>You can't really stop people taking photos and putting them on the internet though

that's not what I'm talking about, I'm referring to the rich jews in Los Angeles County drugging and defiling attractive young white women on an industrial scale

who cares if some average joe makes a video of himself fucking his wife and posts it on some niche corner of the internet? that's not a big deal, the """industry""" is the problem

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1755e5 No.434557

>>434553

.>Your future is anal fissures, AIDs, HIV and perhaps a never-healing ever-leaking axe wound

tbh stop worshiping death

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a9b5b6 No.434558

>>434555

Can you confine him to your bongo bongo harem of vulnerable and mentally ill betas and never talk about gay and tranny shit here ever again? It's extremely tiresome to have it juxtaposed against escapism and politics.

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dd4d96 No.434559

>>434553

>you will never have a moral partner

none of us will tbf, >99% of modern women are total slags

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1755e5 No.434560

kill yourself spic

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1755e5 No.434561

not your whole self obviously

the part of you thats a massive tool

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dd4d96 No.434562

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need a new thread

>>434560

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590fd1 No.434563

>>434562

I'm making one

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dd4d96 No.434564

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92ba43 No.434567

File: 63100facb790058⋯.jpg (527.63 KB,800x800,1:1,1561309274330.jpg)

>>434551

what do you mean?

>>434552

im fixing myself

>>434553

>You are not and never will be female. You will not ever convince anyone

I've been gendered female in the past. I'm not saying I'll pass 100% of the time ofc

>you will never have a moral partner. Your future is anal fissures, AIDs, HIV

I don't want anyone near me so all of that is irrelevant

>and perhaps a never-healing ever-leaking axe wound in place of functioning natural genitalia

I disagree with your description

>indulging in a fantasy that you will never fulfill.

I'm sorry you don't have the capability to do what you want in life

>>434555

what do you mean? are you saying in general Scottish women look like shit?

>>434558

Yous started this, not me

>>434560

Be nice, Spic is a good lad

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590fd1 No.434568

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bd5cd7 No.434569

File: 432da434f118ee4⋯.jpg (118.82 KB,1024x1280,4:5,Jewess 616.jpg)

INDEX

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