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All Hail The Bum Bum King!

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bc0b1e No.433157 [View All]

Clean electricity overtaking fossil fuels in Britain

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/science-environment-48711649

For the first time since the Industrial Revolution, Britain is obtaining more power from zero-carbon sources than fossil fuels.

>The milestone has been passed for the first five months of 2019.

>National Grid says clean energy has nudged ahead with 48% of generation, against 47% for coal and gas.

>The rest is biomass burning. The transformation reflects the precipitous decline of coal energy, and a boom from wind and solar.

UK weather forecast – 32C SCORCHER as ‘Spanish plume’ smothers Britain in heat… but thunderstorms to return next week

https://www.thesun.co.uk/news/9340402/uk-weather-forecast-next-week-hot-met-office/

BRITS are bracing for a scorcher next week as the mercury soars to 32C and a "Spanish plume" smothers the UK in heat.

>But it's not quite BBQ weather yet, as the humidity will bring a high risk of thundery bursts of rain.

>As the continent basks in highs of over 40C, we will feel the benefit - with hot air coming westwards.

>Next Wednesday and Thursday are set to be the hottest of the year so far with the mercury tipping over the 30C mark.

Brexit Party MEP Rees-Mogg ‘Thrown out’ of EU Parliament for Carrying Camera

https://www.breitbart.com/europe/2019/06/21/brexit-party-mep-rees-mogg-thrown-out-eu-parliament-carrying-camera/

New Brexit Party MEP Annunziata Rees-Mogg has claimed that she was “thrown out” of the European Parliament for carrying a camera.

>Ms Rees-Mogg was one of a number of new incoming MEPs from Nigel Farage’s Brexit Party to document their arrival in Brussels at one of the parliament’s two chambers, registering to take their seats long after the United Kingdom should have left the EU on March 29th.

>“So, having left Brussels Midi train station to get to the parliament via our chauffeur-driven car in one of the biggest underground car parks I’ve ever seen — full of Mercedes Benz, Volvo, BMW — we’ve been thrown out within a couple of minutes because apparently we can’t even carry a camera. I wonder what they’re trying to hide?” Ms Rees-Mogg remarked.

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fc64e0 No.433814

>>433812

>neurotic muttboy thinking jews are out to get him

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bb05b4 No.433815

>>433814

they're out to get us all- all jews want all white people dead, even your precious milana wants you and your family to get butchered by savage non-white hordes. you're being foolish over a beta crush for some middle-aged hollywood roastie

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176f2a No.433816

File: 6dc48ad85d830c2⋯.webm (7.02 MB,640x360,16:9,Suboctane - GPRSWAP.webm)

woke up in chair

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fc64e0 No.433817

>>433815

you are genuinely the stupidest person i've come across

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176f2a No.433818

bleach isn't out to get you but if you drink it you won't be right in the morning

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bb05b4 No.433819

>>433818

bleach is an inanimate object, the jews are psychopathic, malevolent beings with agency that are masters of deception and trickery

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67aa99 No.433820

https://talktotransformer.com

You seen this thing?

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bb05b4 No.433821

>not all jews

man I remember I was working with this old jew and he comes up to me, smiles and asks in the creepy nasally jew voice, "do you like black girls?" he was trying to brainwash me, a young aryan man, to defile my bloodline with niggers

another time I remember I went to a therapist for "depression" and he immediately tried to get my on SSRI's, drug my goyim brain with serotonin receptor-frying jew pharma pills to turn me into like a mindless numb husk

then there was this fat goblin that gave me genital warts

I could go on, but you get the point- there are no innocent jews, no good jews, they're all evil and they're all the enemy

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67aa99 No.433822

File: 2972c2765864631⋯.png (118.68 KB,761x697,761:697,ClipboardImage.png)

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fc64e0 No.433823

>>433821

the enemy of what? your virginity?

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bb05b4 No.433824

>>433822

top wew

maybe AI really will save us

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bb05b4 No.433825

>>433823

all non-jewish forms of life, but especially white people

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fc64e0 No.433826

File: e39e36cc4b84f3f⋯.jpg (124.71 KB,1338x981,446:327,8420310ee2ff7a4282d1896f81….jpg)

amerimutts are the enemy to all people

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bb05b4 No.433827

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>>433826

leaves aren't much better

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fc64e0 No.433828

>leaves

g-d, why are you so fucking stupid?

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bb05b4 No.433829

File: 29cbdc15a8d5f53⋯.jpg (58.04 KB,390x627,130:209,closeup.jpg)

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fc64e0 No.433830

File: 26010566673c2ad⋯.mp4 (3.92 MB,538x538,1:1,snekoilsong.mp4)

i'd be sure you're a government agent trying to make anti-semites and racists look like fucking morons, but this is actually you.

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bb05b4 No.433831

>>433830

>anti-semite

>racist

the spicc thing was only ever ironic, of course I still want them deported or otherwise physically removed from white nations. but you've actually let your obsession change your political views so that of a leddit cuck, it's pathetic

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fc64e0 No.433832

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fc64e0 No.433833

>>433831

>but you've actually let your obsession change your political views

nigger, you don't know anything about me. i haven't openly posted about my political views on this board in the time i've been here.

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67aa99 No.433834

File: fa10f2c75a416e8⋯.png (5.82 KB,495x39,165:13,ClipboardImage.png)

My Summer soundtrack.

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fc64e0 No.433835

File: a3a24b223cf6263⋯.mp4 (6.07 MB,1920x1080,16:9,93c3f42a3fb5afef391d1ebd11….mp4)

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fc64e0 No.433836

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brad and clair

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114091 No.433837

File: 93aa9bf718a2fec⋯.png (108.43 KB,220x229,220:229,pinkw5.png)

FUCKIN AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

Lay awake getting shocked out of drowsiness by sudden twinges of pain until 3am when I fell asleep then woke up ten minutes ago with foot and cramp pain so bad I raised my voice and shouted and swore smh

When will it end, it's been four, nearly five days

>>433784

HE'S BAD

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bb05b4 No.433838

File: 67e10ab81b6933b⋯.png (911.04 KB,938x808,469:404,67e10ab81b6933b4e866e30771….png)

>>433837

>cramps

gotta drink more water, my dude

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eae070 No.433839

File: 6f5e5209a41bfba⋯.jpeg (42.87 KB,600x600,1:1,98117882-936E-4E03-A4F8-F….jpeg)

Just had a 12 hour sleep

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bb05b4 No.433840

>>433839

how do you feel- well-rested, or groggy?

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eae070 No.433841

>>433840

Well rested, I needed a good slumber

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114091 No.433842

File: bb8f7481b968333⋯.png (698.49 KB,720x900,4:5,ClipboardImage.png)

File: 4bc499c094c9fdd⋯.png (616.15 KB,720x900,4:5,ClipboardImage.png)

OH NO NO NO

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114091 No.433843

File: 303b9ffc545e7c6⋯.png (612.68 KB,1258x1090,629:545,ClipboardImage.png)

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114091 No.433844

File: f911c4f638b1ae7⋯.png (473.91 KB,1549x1020,1549:1020,ClipboardImage.png)

>this is what spic actually believes

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114091 No.433845

File: baba7d27e13afab⋯.png (667.24 KB,1200x686,600:343,ClipboardImage.png)

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114091 No.433846

File: b3c72afe0ee7fc6⋯.webm (7.41 MB,852x480,71:40,teal'c learns about femin….webm)

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47577a No.433847

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114091 No.433848

>>433847

Harvesting neo pics from the latest LOL thread

although the backstory for the chimp pics is the biggest LOL

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e35035 No.433849

>>433847

it's the new pokemon girl Nessa who is a Londoner

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114091 No.433850

File: 4a0d1a3814deede⋯.png (207.4 KB,501x347,501:347,ClipboardImage.png)

Progressivism, it's so.. .beautiful.

Also t he prior article JF talked about was a hospital forcibly aborting a white child despite the objection of both the mother and her parent.

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47577a No.433851

>>433849

Sad that Londoner these days equals black

>>433850

What a surprise children who don't understand gender are have transgenderism forced upon.

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114091 No.433852

File: 48859d3e098606a⋯.png (17.52 KB,608x564,152:141,frenchpepe.png)

ah, croissaturday. mayhap the milk will heal my foot

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f862b5 No.433853

File: cbe67d0a8d12258⋯.jpg (51.54 KB,863x791,863:791,1499593642055.jpg)

File: a0284d67e685c81⋯.png (786.18 KB,1079x822,1079:822,ClipboardImage.png)

>there is a Warwick Davis screenplay

https://imgur.com/a/lykUaTy

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114091 No.433854

File: a5b80152a17a51a⋯.png (759.86 KB,697x467,697:467,mmmtrek.png)

>>433853

>by /tv/

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bc0b1e No.433855

File: 35f4fb1acb336af⋯.png (575.35 KB,750x927,250:309,ClipboardImage.png)

Morning all, lovely day today. Got any plans lids?

>>433852

Is milk with croissants a thing? I wouldn't kno

>>433853

Wew this is actually well written.

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f862b5 No.433856

>>433855

I believe it's only the first act, which implies that there is more to come.

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bc0b1e No.433857

File: 07475a7cac3678e⋯.png (405.61 KB,634x709,634:709,ClipboardImage.png)

Hmmm

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114091 No.433858

File: 9f66b6d579f3eda⋯.png (219.77 KB,528x424,66:53,frogfrog2.png)

It's great, I love it. Saved in the midge folder.

>>433855

Chocolate milk with croissants or pain au chocolat is traditional for french children, you dip them in bowls. Very tasty. I have strawberry milkshake powder instead.

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c93e0e No.433859

>>433842

keeeeeek

>>433857

mmh

BO get to work lad we need a new thread

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f862b5 No.433860

File: b652dbed018987d⋯.jpg (66.81 KB,640x536,80:67,supermidge.jpg)

>>433858

>he has a midge folder too

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114091 No.433861

File: ddcfa579bb6b472⋯.png (6.09 MB,1936x3000,242:375,ClipboardImage.png)

>>433860

I'd like to keep a midge folder in real life. Imagine working in an office with some malformed mutant manlets, their high-pitched voices irritating you ten hours a day, five days a week… One day I'd just open up a filing cabinet, and cram a midget right in there under a manila paper divider, then lock it up. I'd do that with every filing cabinet, and go about the office work in peace, comforted with the tinny and distorted wails of the midges, slowly suffocating under the weight of beaurocracy…

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bc0b1e No.433863

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ce64cc No.433907

File: 4ba0d539ae3ecd3⋯.jpg (23.29 KB,800x450,16:9,4ba0d539ae3ecd3106fdc00d04….jpg)

>>433777

>grouping people together without regard for history and ethnicity is bad

>unrestricted open borders immigration is good

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