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All Hail The Bum Bum King!

File: 59535aa1fa97dbb⋯.png (1.59 MB,900x1275,12:17,ClipboardImage.png)

772d36 No.432375 [View All]

Slightly early thread because all the thread makers are going to bed.

‘Words Have Consequences’: Antisemitic Writing of Imam Invited By BBC to Question Tory Leaders Revealed

https://www.breitbart.com/europe/2019/06/19/bbcs-anti-boris-words-have-consequences-imam-posted-anti-semitic-material/

Migrant Convicted of Public Masturbation on Paris Train Will Not Face Deportation

https://www.breitbart.com/europe/2019/06/19/migrant-convicted-of-public-masturbation-paris-train-will-not-face-deportation/

Trump Creates Doubts About What He Would Attack Iran Over

https://news.antiwar.com/2019/06/18/trump-creates-doubts-about-what-he-would-attack-iran-over/

Fox's Tucker Carlson Privately Advising Trump Against War With Iran: Report

https://www.zerohedge.com/news/2019-06-19/foxs-tucker-carlson-privately-advising-trump-against-war-iran-report

Taliban: US Has Accepted Full Withdrawal From Afghanistan

https://news.antiwar.com/2019/06/18/taliban-us-has-accepted-full-withdrawal-from-afghanistan/

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16688b No.433106

>>433104

>no wank is truly accidental

You'll have to take that up with Dorshie, not me

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16688b No.433107

>>433105

>100% of the audio was taken from dorset

it's not really him is it?

Dorshie tells me that he's a stocky, hairy king of guy, nothing like that strange whimpering waif in the videos…

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e48fab No.433108

fug this is too much food

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d3e343 No.433109

File: f26a9f3994d1d98⋯.png (17.58 KB,880x552,110:69,ClipboardImage.png)

>>433080

Looks like this, my setup

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85cad6 No.433110

File: afa236a95da8b0f⋯.webm (1.68 MB,720x540,4:3,britnight.webm)

>>433107

every meme has to start somewhere lad

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e48fab No.433111

File: 8c263586f58d489⋯.png (11.25 KB,880x552,110:69,adasdadad.png)

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d3e343 No.433112

>>433111

Not an option.

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e48fab No.433113

File: 7d6cdce5ea042df⋯.png (11.23 KB,960x540,16:9,scotch tape.png)

>>433112

because of drilling the hole? could just tape the cable to the corner of the ceiling to feed it through the rooms without getting in the way

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820795 No.433114

File: 6a93d78c097da94⋯.jpg (45.02 KB,1080x910,108:91,Jewess 725jpg.jpg)

the lads are asleep, shhhh

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e48fab No.433115

File: e2e7e6034661f1a⋯.png (42.82 KB,683x567,683:567,(((milanus))).png)

>>433114

don't understand why you're so obsessed with this bolshevik roastie

at least pick a goblin with huge tits, so she'll have some redeeming attribute

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16688b No.433116

File: 3bc1f4478d95a63⋯.png (27.08 KB,850x639,850:639,sadbins.png)

>>433110

no posts from me in that webm

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820795 No.433117

File: 75ed00b466a93b2⋯.jpg (23.89 KB,532x446,266:223,720.jpg)

>>433115

don't understand why you're so bothered with this bolshevik roastie

at least pick a fight you can win, so you'll have spent your time better

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f0ab36 No.433118

File: 39d384775f0408b⋯.png (Spoiler Image,657.65 KB,743x1076,743:1076,ClipboardImage.png)

>>433115

roast him spiggy

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e48fab No.433119

>>433117

>don't understand why you're so bothered with this bolshevik roastie

because I hate jews, and you should too because you're basically white

>>433118

imagine if bosoms actually blossomed like that.. we need genetic engineering, give aryvn wamens 32ZZZ jugs and like two spines so they can support the weight

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820795 No.433120

>>433119

>because I hate jews

you're an utterly unoriginal person. i bet i can track down every one of your opinions to a post made on /pol/ within the last 5 years.

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e48fab No.433121

>>433120

I had all of my political beliefs long before I ever went on imageboards

>having a crush on a woman that wants you and all of your people dead

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16688b No.433122

File: 1938925ed04518d⋯.jpg (63.12 KB,1071x561,21:11,1938925ed04518dda346573306….jpg)

when does boris get crowned prime minister?

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820795 No.433123

File: 2952f8fb8281019⋯.jpg (37.5 KB,500x500,1:1,808.jpg)

>>433121

and you just happen to be the perfect puppet/persona of /pol/

lol, sure thing.

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e48fab No.433124

>>433123

it's purely a coincidence- /pol/ is right about most things, I am right about all things, and therefore /pol/ and I are in agreement on most things

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4c77fb No.433125

File: cfe2f8008fc491a⋯.png (356.33 KB,923x620,923:620,ClipboardImage.png)

>>432625

#TeamSaj until the end tbh

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f0ab36 No.433126

File: 940f47abd368deb⋯.png (Spoiler Image,1.41 MB,960x854,480:427,ClipboardImage.png)

>>433122

when london is in ashes

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4c77fb No.433127

File: abb39029634a4ad⋯.png (323.26 KB,700x410,70:41,ClipboardImage.png)

>>433126

We need another Great Fire tbh

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16688b No.433128

>>433127

that we do

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16688b No.433129

New threaded needed quite soon lids

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4c77fb No.433130

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>>433089

They won't let people play videogames and party all day if they set up a world government. They'll slowly titrate the water supply and poison the public, dumb them down, put electromagnetic radiation out with 5G that scrambles their DNA and lowers their IQ, cause mass mental illness, and then have a controlled societal collapse that'll then be organised and controlled in the mop up crew by robots that are controlled by the globalist programmers, who believe with the off-world entities they're in communication with, that they're gonna be allowed to upload themselves into a larger, Borg-like hive mind if they sell humanity out

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85cad6 No.433131

File: 46b149087b2bf3f⋯.webm (1.2 MB,960x540,16:9,bins.webm)

>>433116

here lad

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16688b No.433132

>>433131

thanks lid. i really need to make better posts tbh, some of those were rubbish

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f0ab36 No.433133

>>433127

tbh

get your flint and steel boys

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16688b No.433134

File: 94e0cb0b3985de7⋯.png (36.52 KB,1965x1029,655:343,c55a65a9c895bc449f92d4ee9e….png)

bed time now lids

nigh nigh

x

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85cad6 No.433135

File: 7174cb0d3551d5b⋯.mp4 (5.67 MB,400x226,200:113,Dream.mp4)

>>433134

nite bin

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3af1ed No.433137

>>433130

See, even then I'm 50/50 on whether that's worse than where we are anyway.

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820795 No.433138

File: 41d75539efaf379⋯.png (258.11 KB,649x781,59:71,779758cf4287bc5c13e770e9e8….png)

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e48fab No.433139

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e48fab No.433140

File: 3b5b44bedc87801⋯.png (1.05 MB,994x688,497:344,2.png)

h

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ecd6b0 No.433141

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ecd6b0 No.433142

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d3b18f No.433143

File: 25b7f827ec0b84f⋯.gif (804.99 KB,480x270,16:9,things.gif)

3 months of noporn

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e48fab No.433144

ocd's been hitting me hard past few mins. organizing things on the computer and on my desk, picking my nose, copy-pasting q, straightening my arm hairs, adjusting my headphones, etc.

>>433143

good lad

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d3b18f No.433145

File: fe492066a46eb81⋯.png (Spoiler Image,275.21 KB,494x464,247:232,fe492066a46eb8151dfc8efe4e….png)

>>433144

Broke it last night

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e48fab No.433146

>>433145

don't you have a wife, lad? fuck her right in the pussy

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d3b18f No.433147

File: d684b91af6faae1⋯.jpg (105.31 KB,1200x903,400:301,931550349303074fe8e9e985da….jpg)

>>433146

Have you ever had sex with one person for 10 years? Have you ever done that, having had sex with literally no other person ever, whilst surrounded by images of other women you find attractive?

I'm just glad my porn use is reducing tbh. My main motivation actually has been the awareness of how time I waste using it, how I have been able to spend that time doing other things instead.

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e48fab No.433148

File: fab8ea1b61164a3⋯.png (48.65 KB,645x773,645:773,fab8ea1b61164a32a18f8be184….png)

>>433147

>Have you ever had sex

kinda but not really

>I'm just glad my porn use is reducing tbh

well that's good. just stay away from "hardcore" (((porn))), just checking out hot women isn't nearly as bad

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e48fab No.433149

I think the one woman only would be okay as long as she's super hot and actually cares for your sexual urges on command. the problem I hear about is that a lot of guys says their wife doesn't put out anymore, and that's just sad, women should not be allowed to do that. that's their part of the bargain, it makes their husband happy and it's not even hard

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996304 No.433150

>>433149

You can't even get a downie to give you a tickle you loser

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996304 No.433151

Off out lads, busy day.

Let's get things GOING!

You better do something for the race today, faggots.

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996304 No.433152

i am naughty boi

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996304 No.433153

i am do naughty boi activity

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996304 No.433154

like shit up end of fred to end fred

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996304 No.433155

hi nick lowles

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901d30 No.433158

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