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All Hail The Bum Bum King!

File: 249486811f78be5⋯.png (338.3 KB,800x450,16:9,ClipboardImage.png)

03ce57 No.430254 [View All]

MEP Withdraws Allegation, Apologises After Accusing Brexit Party of Being Money Laundering Front

https://www.breitbart.com/europe/2019/06/17/mep-withdraws-allegation-apologises-after-accusing-brexit-party-of-being-money-laundering-front/

A Scottish Nationalist member of the European Parliament has apologised and agreed to pay legal costs after accusing the Brexit Party of being a “money laundering front” after the European Union elections that party won.

<Alyn Smith, a representative for the Scotland electoral region of the European Union for the Scottish Nationalist Party — a left-wing nationalist group which campaigns to break up the United Kingdom, intending to subsume Scotland into a federal European superstate — apologised Monday, the Brexit Party revealed in a statement.

<The apology came after comments made by Smith in May, when speaking on British broadcaster Sky News the politician accused the party of being “shysters”. Alledging criminal misconduct, Smith said:

Tory leadership race: Contenders clash over Brexit

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-48654729

Contenders to replace Theresa May as Conservative leader have clashed over delivering Brexit during a TV debate.

<The MPs argued over whether a new deal could be renegotiated with the EU, and the prospect of a no-deal Brexit.

<Boris Johnson came under fire for not taking part in the Channel 4 debate but defended his stance, suggesting it would "be slightly cacophonous".

<His leadership bid has been backed by Health Secretary Matt Hancock, who dropped out of the race on Friday.

Sadiq Khan: Donald Trump a 'poster boy' for racists

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-london-48664135

London Mayor Sadiq Khan has called Donald Trump a "poster boy for racists" after the US President hit out at him over London's knife crime.

<Mr Trump retweeted a post from right-wing commentator Katie Hopkins blaming the violence on "Khan's Londonistan".

<Her comments came after four people were killed in a spate of shootings and stabbings in London over three days.

<Foreign Secretary and Tory leadership candidate Jeremy Hunt said he "150% agreed" with Mr Trump.

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b80232 No.430966

>>430963

>neo is in every newshit coat of arms

the power of autism and HRT

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69de4c No.430967

File: 538c3890d830dbe⋯.jpg (24.45 KB,564x583,564:583,Jewess 772.jpg)

>>430962

ok this is epic

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59b1e6 No.430968

>>430965

>>430964

oof dorse has that heart-shaped arse

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59b1e6 No.430969

>>430966

Where is Neo?

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b80232 No.430970

>>430969

the arse

it symbolizes how he is unsure of what sex neo actually is but is willing to get poopdick anyway

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6fdc07 No.430971

>>430968

gingerlasses arse is perfectly shaped tbh

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59b1e6 No.430972

>>430970

what? The arse is TBBK's symbol

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59b1e6 No.430973

>>430971

shits and braps probably as fiery as her hair tbh

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b80232 No.430974

>>430972

The arse in tbbk's arms is the pink Hero Academia lass neo avatared as

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59b1e6 No.430975

>>430974

no lad it's human colour

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b80232 No.430976

File: 0aa01891a8c19fa⋯.png (3.01 KB,419x317,419:317,ClipboardImage.png)

>>430975

It's very clear lad

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59b1e6 No.430977

>>430976

You are colour blind and probably blind tbh

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59b1e6 No.430978

just admit you are wrong like always smh

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b80232 No.430979

Why make an issue out of something so obvious, connect the dots lad smh

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59b1e6 No.430980

Neo has a big fat thicc arse that is clearly a man arse look at the dimples smh

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59b1e6 No.430981

no I'm not going to share fresh Neo arse pics with you smh

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6fdc07 No.430982

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b80232 No.430983

File: ebc5de4452e714c⋯.png (1.91 KB,418x408,209:204,backpepefarawayoramidge.png)

it's not very funny teasing lad it's just obstinate

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69de4c No.430984

File: 2952f8fb8281019⋯.jpg (37.5 KB,500x500,1:1,808.jpg)

>>430980

>>430981

i didn't want to hear that

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59b1e6 No.430985

>now Wessex has made my penis erect from thinking about Neo's arse

smh, gay dude

>>430983

>obstinate

I don't know what that means

>>430984

Why not?

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69de4c No.430986

File: 3e93f60e9e62f8c⋯.jpg (190.64 KB,1262x854,631:427,814.jpg)

>>430985

>>now Wessex has made my penis erect from thinking about Neo's arse

>smh, gay dude

>Why not?

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b80232 No.430987

File: 08f14a7694b2864⋯.png (798.92 KB,985x649,985:649,ClipboardImage.png)

He's just being cruel now smh

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f5a55a No.430988

>chicken and chorizo scotch egg

fucking foreigners stop fiddling with muh trad foods reeeeeeee

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7b2033 No.430989

>>430988

disgusting. they have no respect for our culture.

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59b1e6 No.430990

File: 556082b13bdcb9f⋯.png (14.94 MB,4032x2484,112:69,ClipboardImage.png)

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69de4c No.430991

File: de16057e2e727bd⋯.mp4 (3.83 MB,640x360,16:9,3f7638f7e61682fa31a63808ae….mp4)

File: 50710d683b6b110⋯.mp4 (9.33 MB,1280x720,16:9,2009c691a131ee6b5508733b56….mp4)

merkelbot malfunction

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59b1e6 No.430992

>>430991

wew what the fuck it's Dorset's mummy

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7b2033 No.430993

File: dce2038be13f2cf⋯.png (52.75 KB,700x500,7:5,http___com.ft.imagepublish….png)

>>430988

maybe it's a reaction to the swine flu in China that's increased prices and they are finding cheap substitutes

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69de4c No.430994

>>430991

>when you hate germany but you have to sit through it's anthem

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1d46c1 No.430995

File: 7c49fed8d05aaff⋯.png (148.71 KB,351x292,351:292,1543099289.png)

>>430991

She clearly has some kind of condition, maybe parkinsons. Why do politicians embarrass themselves by trying to hide this stuff in plain sight?

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f5a55a No.430996

>>430991

>when the posts start moving too fast

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b80232 No.430997

>>430991

amazing. hopefully it's some fatal disease or brain problem. or maybe she was trembling in fear of being sniped by an assassin, bitch deserves it.

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59b1e6 No.430998

>>430995

smh literally hitler

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b80232 No.430999

>it's a reaction to hearing the national anthem, she already hates the flag so much, but the anthem causes her to become apoplectic with internal anger

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59b1e6 No.431000

File: a79c8688d46b03d⋯.png (385.37 KB,700x666,350:333,ClipboardImage.png)

Morbidly Obese Sex Therapist Compares Weight Loss to White Supremacy

>A "Fat Sex Therapist" recently gave a talk at St. Olaf College in Minnesota, in which she compared personal trainers to Nazis and equated a parent putting a child on a diet to sexual assault.

>“I truly believe that a child cannot consent to being on a diet the same way a child cannot consent to having sex,” Sonalee Rashatwar, whose Instagram username is "The Fat Sex Therapist," proclaimed Thursday from the main stage of St. Olaf College.

>“Tonight we're gonna start by talking about how to politicize our definition of body image,” Rashatwar began, “because often we actually get stuck thinking of it from a white supremacist lens.”

https://www.wibc.com/blogs/chicks-right/morbidly-obese-sex-therapist-compares-weight-loss-white-supremacy

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f5a55a No.431001

>>431000

>St. Olaf

wew I never realised that was a real place I thought it was just made up by the writers of Golden Girls

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35c7f7 No.431002

>>431000

Imagine the explosion if you dropped her from a building.

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59b1e6 No.431003

File: bbe903046b31064⋯.png (9.11 MB,2392x1584,299:198,ClipboardImage.png)

>>431001

trivia: it gets its name from Norway's most important saint

>>431002

imagine the explosions she can make

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b80232 No.431004

File: 4b999df5ab82fbf⋯.png (150.28 KB,659x609,659:609,pajeet.png)

File: bcdc00a7a3664a3⋯.png (1.36 MB,750x1125,2:3,ClipboardImage.png)

>>431000

>>431002

Imagine the curry braps

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69de4c No.431005

File: 31c9a04c33bd98d⋯.jpg (12.89 KB,480x360,4:3,779.jpg)

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35c7f7 No.431006

File: 5f241dc21589c88⋯.jpg (18.18 KB,198x149,198:149,exterminatus.jpg)

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b80232 No.431007

File: 09e14775fb2d32e⋯.png (175.36 KB,1473x741,491:247,ClipboardImage.png)

File: de42a7aafbbffa6⋯.png (112.49 KB,737x719,737:719,ClipboardImage.png)

File: 79de0aeb76ea3c8⋯.png (107.52 KB,745x749,745:749,ClipboardImage.png)

Needs to be fed to sharks tbh

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59b1e6 No.431008

found a really aesthetic bulge but lads will say I am gay if I post it smh

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f5a55a No.431009

>>431008

do it lad

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f5a55a No.431010

>>431007

>white on yellow

wow what an amazing colour palette I can definitely read that

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b80232 No.431011

I'll call you Three Bulges from now on smdh

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7b2033 No.431012

>>431008

tbh finding bulges aesthetic is an indicator of gayness

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59b1e6 No.431013

File: 8ec38463e0c73bc⋯.jpg (Spoiler Image,140.02 KB,1000x750,4:3,1560871783707.jpg)

>>431011

>>431009

Keek I like it.

I wish I had never gotten fat smh. I'll never look this smooth and slim smh

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69de4c No.431014

File: 1e6447edbb5b068⋯.webm (3.72 MB,720x1280,9:16,8ad227fbce8adccf825934761….webm)

no self-awareness

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b13175 No.431016

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