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All Hail The Bum Bum King!

File: 5eb07c7e521e109⋯.jpg (710.3 KB,1200x803,1200:803,hong-kong-protest.jpg)

f9ee9f No.429529 [View All]

NEWS

>Donald Trump attacks Sadiq Khan over London violence

https://www.bbc.com/news/uk-england-london-48651131

<US President Donald Trump has once again criticised London Mayor Sadiq Khan, calling him a "national disgrace" who is destroying the UK's capital.

<His comments came after five violent attacks in London in less than 24 hours left three men dead and three injured.

<In response, Mr Khan's spokesman said the mayor's thoughts were with the victims' families and he "is not going to waste his time responding to this sort of tweet".

<The mayor was focused on supporting the city's communities and "over-stretched" emergency services, he added.

<Mr Corbyn tweeted in defence of Mr Khan, saying he was "rightly supporting the police to do their job while Katie Hopkins spreads hateful and divisive rhetoric".

<These three deaths take the total number of homicides in London in 2019 to 56. Official data shows that this time last year there had been 82 deaths - and 2018 was ultimately the worst year on record in the city for a decade.

>Hong Kong protest 'largest in 30 years'

https://www.bbc.com/news/world-asia-china-48656471

<Nearly two million people have taken part in a mass protest in Hong Kong against a controversial extradition bill, organisers say.

<The number has not been independently verified. If confirmed, it would be the largest protest there since 1989.

<The masses turned out despite the suspension of the bill - which would allow extradition from Hong Kong to mainland China - on Saturday.

<Hong Kong leader Carrie Lam on Sunday apologised for proposing the bill.

<Many protesters, who fear increased Chinese influence over Hong Kong, are calling on her to resign over the unrest.

<They are also demanding that the bill be scrapped, not just suspended.

>One Scottish man's idea to fix the broken world of online debate

https://www.bbc.com/news/blogs-trending-48579597

<An idea by a Highlands teenager has garnered worldwide attention and is now, six years later, the basis for a fledgling start-up.

<At its heart is a simple question: how do you fix the often ugly world of online debate?

<"Being 17, I wasn't going to start up a website or a company. Reddit provided the perfect platform to try this idea out."

<In its first iteration, Change My View was - and still is - fairly simple: users post an honestly-held belief, anything from politically provocative ("The case for reparations to African-Americans is strong", "Women already have equality") to the relatively unimportant but still extremely contentious ("Avengers: Endgame did not make any sense")

<What are the rules? There are some basic ground rules: explain your reasoning, challenge the proposition, but don't be rude or hostile. Original posters are required to engage and to truly consider counter-arguments.

<Kal's subreddit took off, growing to 100,000 members within a year and more than 700,000 today.

<Six years later, what started as a side project has now become Kal's main occupation - and he's convinced it might just help solve a vexing problem of online life.

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52b6db No.430206

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bb4a01 No.430207

>>430202

There are no other shops for Wessex.

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49ad0a No.430208

File: 04f9d503ccae88d⋯.jpg (101.56 KB,556x426,278:213,04f9d503ccae88d318c1f86b13….jpg)

>>430203

this fucking guy

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49ad0a No.430209

>>430206

remember when we used to put that on in cytu.be? yeah

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f9ee9f No.430210

another cup of coffee, hopefully this one is better,

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d04daa No.430211

>>430199

Being overly polite and socially conscious kind of is modern culchur tbh

travel memes about 'ating foreign eurpeans on holidaay because they are so rude and obnoxious etc keek

>>430202

There are no other shops, I must shame myself and become stronger by the experience

>>430204

Good point tbh, timescale is fucked as a neet. everything bleeding together etc smh

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9fbb7f No.430212

>>430201

ironic considering east germany is more nationalist that the rest

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52b6db No.430213

File: a5e82b36b70e92d⋯.png (113.71 KB,250x250,1:1,comfy wojie.png)

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bb4a01 No.430214

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>>430212

Supposedly in the East the military tradition was never broken so some of it survived.

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9fbb7f No.430215

*rubs lemon and ginger tea into my scalp*

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f9ee9f No.430216

>>430215

*turns what little hair you have left red*

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d6274b No.430217

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2b1a36 No.430218

>>430201

This is the route of all of the "hwhite people don't have culture" lark. Stupid people mistake culture for things that seem novel and exotic to them.

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9fbb7f No.430219

newbrit culture? whats that? posting about having a wank and big bulges? no such thing as newbrit culture smh

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2b1a36 No.430220

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f9ee9f No.430221

>>430219

>newbrit culture? whats that?

trannyism and gayposting

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bb4a01 No.430222

>>430219

>Newbrit culture has always been about lopping off your cock t.Neo

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163489 No.430223

File: ef131750535e11b⋯.jpg (389.79 KB,1280x1024,5:4,20190617164152_1.jpg)

>Walks into khergland

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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163489 No.430224

DARUDE: CHINKSTORM=

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d04daa No.430225

File: 6d840b8e3faf889⋯.png (742.04 KB,842x1024,421:512,hmst3.png)

>leon nights

>leon

hmmmmm

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f9ee9f No.430226

File: 48c1e78d1ddbf5d⋯.jpg (364.38 KB,1024x643,1024:643,7FYqA0L.jpg)

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f9ee9f No.430227

the coffee isn't good, ngl. wtf happened?

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49ad0a No.430228

>>430227

coffeee is never good, lad. You just drink it because you have to

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f9ee9f No.430229

File: 9a352f90e87abae⋯.png (870.78 KB,700x736,175:184,9uzt8sz7jrqy.png)

>>430228

no.

it was good a few days ago, but now it's lost all it's taste.

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49ad0a No.430230

>>430229

maybe it burnt off your taste buds smh

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9fbb7f No.430231

>>430228

sweeties are never good

you just eat them because you have to

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9fbb7f No.430232

>tfw uncontrollable erection

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f9ee9f No.430233

File: 93efb48fee05afc⋯.png (1.08 MB,793x774,793:774,clair2.PNG)

>>430232

don't touch yourself

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9fbb7f No.430234

>>430233

*touches you*

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49ad0a No.430235

>>430231

well yeah not had any sweeties or soda for a month lad

>>430232

tbh been having these a lot lately

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f9ee9f No.430236

>>430234

please don't touch me

t. every girl ever

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49ad0a No.430237

File: 31af8e1d4dca411⋯.png (2.27 KB,418x408,209:204,2f4ff18bb37ef8304e61d96eb9….png)

Looking at lassies in wheelchairs again.

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d04daa No.430238

File: f7891304e237797⋯.png (97.87 KB,499x499,1:1,levelupepe.png)

>>430237

So they can't run from you?

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f9ee9f No.430239

File: f537da682a49706⋯.png (2.15 MB,1203x902,1203:902,rfjkdfghdkfgkittens.png)

File: 2c38e75c90680b1⋯.png (2.09 MB,1203x902,1203:902,the kits.png)

alright, i went and checked out the kittens just now. seems alrigt.

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d04daa No.430240

>>430239

Make sure they can all do good ratting

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49ad0a No.430241

>>430238

idno, inferiority complex, I have something wrong with me so I am more okay with someone who has something wrong with them. A wheelchair just limits so much though. They'd need help in the home.

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49ad0a No.430242

>>430239

Goodlad. Is that your plushie?

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9fbb7f No.430243

>>430243

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f9ee9f No.430244

>>430242

yes, i stole it from my niece.

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163489 No.430245

>>430244

That's not very polite.

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85539a No.430246

File: 651d4e004e59e31⋯.jpg (539.81 KB,909x1023,303:341,__astolfo_and_fujimaru_rit….jpg)

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d04daa No.430247

File: 3cbfa13f050577c⋯.mp4 (10.41 MB,640x360,16:9,Based Biker And The 800 Mi….mp4)

OY VEEEEEEEEEEEEEYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY REMEMBER THE 800 MILLION

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56c05f No.430248

>>430177

His Scouse accent was awful.

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163489 No.430249

>>430247

800 million

We should really do it again.

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9fbb7f No.430250

>>430248

all scouse accents are tbf…

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56c05f No.430251

>>430250

Scouse is THE British accent

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9fbb7f No.430252

File: 35110f3b3651d29⋯.png (309.66 KB,548x421,548:421,ass.png)

>>430251

>taigs are british

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49ad0a No.430253

File: c13ea9e89c184cf⋯.png (13.08 KB,520x501,520:501,2f4ff18bb37ef8304e61d96eb9….png)

>a month of not being on

>2 messages

>actually 0 messages because the messages I got were conversations I started that they ended/blocked me

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52b6db No.430255

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f9ee9f No.430256

File: b81625e75f5b0c1⋯.jpg (3.8 MB,2464x3307,2464:3307,Milana_Vayntrub_by_Gage_Sk….jpg)

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