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All Hail The Bum Bum King!

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f9ee9f (12) No.429529 [View All][Watch Thread][Show All Posts]

NEWS

>Donald Trump attacks Sadiq Khan over London violence

https://www.bbc.com/news/uk-england-london-48651131

<US President Donald Trump has once again criticised London Mayor Sadiq Khan, calling him a "national disgrace" who is destroying the UK's capital.

<His comments came after five violent attacks in London in less than 24 hours left three men dead and three injured.

<In response, Mr Khan's spokesman said the mayor's thoughts were with the victims' families and he "is not going to waste his time responding to this sort of tweet".

<The mayor was focused on supporting the city's communities and "over-stretched" emergency services, he added.

<Mr Corbyn tweeted in defence of Mr Khan, saying he was "rightly supporting the police to do their job while Katie Hopkins spreads hateful and divisive rhetoric".

<These three deaths take the total number of homicides in London in 2019 to 56. Official data shows that this time last year there had been 82 deaths - and 2018 was ultimately the worst year on record in the city for a decade.

>Hong Kong protest 'largest in 30 years'

https://www.bbc.com/news/world-asia-china-48656471

<Nearly two million people have taken part in a mass protest in Hong Kong against a controversial extradition bill, organisers say.

<The number has not been independently verified. If confirmed, it would be the largest protest there since 1989.

<The masses turned out despite the suspension of the bill - which would allow extradition from Hong Kong to mainland China - on Saturday.

<Hong Kong leader Carrie Lam on Sunday apologised for proposing the bill.

<Many protesters, who fear increased Chinese influence over Hong Kong, are calling on her to resign over the unrest.

<They are also demanding that the bill be scrapped, not just suspended.

>One Scottish man's idea to fix the broken world of online debate

https://www.bbc.com/news/blogs-trending-48579597

<An idea by a Highlands teenager has garnered worldwide attention and is now, six years later, the basis for a fledgling start-up.

<At its heart is a simple question: how do you fix the often ugly world of online debate?

<"Being 17, I wasn't going to start up a website or a company. Reddit provided the perfect platform to try this idea out."

<In its first iteration, Change My View was - and still is - fairly simple: users post an honestly-held belief, anything from politically provocative ("The case for reparations to African-Americans is strong", "Women already have equality") to the relatively unimportant but still extremely contentious ("Avengers: Endgame did not make any sense")

<What are the rules? There are some basic ground rules: explain your reasoning, challenge the proposition, but don't be rude or hostile. Original posters are required to engage and to truly consider counter-arguments.

<Kal's subreddit took off, growing to 100,000 members within a year and more than 700,000 today.

<Six years later, what started as a side project has now become Kal's main occupation - and he's convinced it might just help solve a vexing problem of online life.

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52b6db (3) No.430206>>430209

[pop]YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

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bb4a01 (3) No.430207

>>430202

There are no other shops for Wessex.

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49ad0a (9) No.430208

>>430203

this fucking guy

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49ad0a (9) No.430209>>430213

>>430206

remember when we used to put that on in cytu.be? yeah

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f9ee9f (12) No.430210

another cup of coffee, hopefully this one is better,

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d04daa (5) No.430211

>>430199

Being overly polite and socially conscious kind of is modern culchur tbh

travel memes about 'ating foreign eurpeans on holidaay because they are so rude and obnoxious etc keek

>>430202

There are no other shops, I must shame myself and become stronger by the experience

>>430204

Good point tbh, timescale is fucked as a neet. everything bleeding together etc smh

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9fbb7f (9) No.430212>>430214

>>430201

ironic considering east germany is more nationalist that the rest

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52b6db (3) No.430213

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bb4a01 (3) No.430214

[pop]YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>>430212

Supposedly in the East the military tradition was never broken so some of it survived.

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9fbb7f (9) No.430215>>430216

*rubs lemon and ginger tea into my scalp*

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f9ee9f (12) No.430216

>>430215

*turns what little hair you have left red*

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d6274b (1) No.430217

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2b1a36 (2) No.430218

>>430201

This is the route of all of the "hwhite people don't have culture" lark. Stupid people mistake culture for things that seem novel and exotic to them.

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9fbb7f (9) No.430219>>430221 >>430222

newbrit culture? whats that? posting about having a wank and big bulges? no such thing as newbrit culture smh

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2b1a36 (2) No.430220

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f9ee9f (12) No.430221

>>430219

>newbrit culture? whats that?

trannyism and gayposting

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bb4a01 (3) No.430222

>>430219

>Newbrit culture has always been about lopping off your cock t.Neo

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163489 (4) No.430223

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>Walks into khergland

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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163489 (4) No.430224

DARUDE: CHINKSTORM=

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d04daa (5) No.430225

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>leon nights

>leon

hmmmmm

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f9ee9f (12) No.430226

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f9ee9f (12) No.430227>>430228

the coffee isn't good, ngl. wtf happened?

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49ad0a (9) No.430228>>430229 >>430231

>>430227

coffeee is never good, lad. You just drink it because you have to

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f9ee9f (12) No.430229>>430230

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>>430228

no.

it was good a few days ago, but now it's lost all it's taste.

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49ad0a (9) No.430230

>>430229

maybe it burnt off your taste buds smh

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9fbb7f (9) No.430231>>430235

>>430228

sweeties are never good

you just eat them because you have to

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9fbb7f (9) No.430232>>430233 >>430235

>tfw uncontrollable erection

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f9ee9f (12) No.430233>>430234

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>>430232

don't touch yourself

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9fbb7f (9) No.430234>>430236

>>430233

*touches you*

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49ad0a (9) No.430235

>>430231

well yeah not had any sweeties or soda for a month lad

>>430232

tbh been having these a lot lately

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f9ee9f (12) No.430236

>>430234

please don't touch me

t. every girl ever

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49ad0a (9) No.430237>>430238

Looking at lassies in wheelchairs again.

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d04daa (5) No.430238>>430241

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>>430237

So they can't run from you?

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f9ee9f (12) No.430239>>430240 >>430242

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alright, i went and checked out the kittens just now. seems alrigt.

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d04daa (5) No.430240

>>430239

Make sure they can all do good ratting

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49ad0a (9) No.430241

>>430238

idno, inferiority complex, I have something wrong with me so I am more okay with someone who has something wrong with them. A wheelchair just limits so much though. They'd need help in the home.

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49ad0a (9) No.430242>>430244

>>430239

Goodlad. Is that your plushie?

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9fbb7f (9) No.430243

>>430243

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f9ee9f (12) No.430244>>430245

>>430242

yes, i stole it from my niece.

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163489 (4) No.430245

>>430244

That's not very polite.

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85539a (1) No.430246

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d04daa (5) No.430247>>430249

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OY VEEEEEEEEEEEEEYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY REMEMBER THE 800 MILLION

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56c05f (2) No.430248>>430250

>>430177

His Scouse accent was awful.

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163489 (4) No.430249

>>430247

800 million

We should really do it again.

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9fbb7f (9) No.430250>>430251

>>430248

all scouse accents are tbf…

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56c05f (2) No.430251>>430252

>>430250

Scouse is THE British accent

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9fbb7f (9) No.430252

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>>430251

>taigs are british

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49ad0a (9) No.430253>>430256

>a month of not being on

>2 messages

>actually 0 messages because the messages I got were conversations I started that they ended/blocked me

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52b6db (3) No.430255

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f9ee9f (12) No.430256

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