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All Hail The Bum Bum King!

File: c9f203937f69825⋯.jpg (30.24 KB,419x255,419:255,arerory.jpg)

54f97a No.428794 [View All]

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54f97a No.429481

File: a8afbaa5d221002⋯.jpg (9.09 KB,220x261,220:261,AMEN.jpg)

baptism soon lads

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614eac No.429482

>>429481

You weren't already?

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54f97a No.429483

>>429482

No, probably will be in July, hopefully in the sea

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614eac No.429484

>>429483

Unlucky tbh think of how many devils must have got in you over the past couple decades

Think I was baptized as a baby but it was probably some social thing or done for the grandparents since the parents are hippy fucks

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54f97a No.429485

>>429484

think of how many of them will be washed away tbh

yeah it seems most infant baptisms are more social things rather than any serious belief, sort of like weddings

though its better than not doing it at all tbh

been having some cool chats with the reverend tbh

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1fc281 No.429486

Just planted around six white geraniums and another rose bush

Made cuttings of the lavender and put them in a vase. Might crush some up and put the in organza bags

>>429465

Won't be a virgin much longer showing your holes off to us

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1fc281 No.429487

>>429481

Excellent lad, I will pray for your success in entering the Kingdom of Heaven

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54f97a No.429488

>>429487

baste

*hugs you*

<3

>>429486

>white geraniums

bit racist tbh lad

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06d763 No.429489

File: cf061b5d9386393⋯.jpg (53.17 KB,640x1136,40:71,Jewess 458.jpg)

my uncle married into a african royal family, and i had no clue.

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614eac No.429490

File: a1a7612d525cd42⋯.png (15.83 KB,500x500,1:1,mischevious druid.png)

>>429489

Well being King Shit of Mud Mountain isn't exactly a proud claim tbh

>>429488

>>429487

What if Dorset is Protestant?

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54f97a No.429491

File: cfc058e71d6ee59⋯.jpg (41.21 KB,645x729,215:243,spicposter.jpg)

>>429490

>being so simple minded as to think its Protestant vs Catholic

a peabrain like you wouldn't understand the complex theology of over 2000 years of Christianity

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06d763 No.429492

>>429490

sure, but it's still a weird thing to find out about. he even has kids, so it's not like it was a recent thing either.

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614eac No.429493

File: 42f60f14bb6b1e9⋯.png (86.34 KB,248x189,248:189,laughing small classic pep….png)

>>429491

tfw tbbk gets to heaven on judgement day faster than you because he was buried near a saint and protestants don't believe in their power and then he stamps on your fingers as you try to get a hold on a cloud and you fall back down to earth

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614eac No.429494

>>429492

So you be sayin… his kidz wuz PRINCEZ?

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54f97a No.429495

>>429493

>protestants don't believe in their power

are we living on the same planet?

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614eac No.429496

>>429495

I mean as intercessionaries that you pray to as if they are demigods that will carry your prayer to the big lad faster and more surely than if you just did a normal low power level prayer

Also the speed boost thing might be uniquely Spanish, I read it somewhere. They like to be buried nearer to saints' remains because saints will go to Heaven faster and thereby pull up souls nearer to them in the wake of their powerful divine farts

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06d763 No.429497

File: d22f77feee40b9b⋯.jpg (448.09 KB,550x869,50:79,Jewess 521.jpg)

>>429494

well if i'm going to have black relatives they might as well have some worth.

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54f97a No.429498

>>429496

>all protestants are the same

once again showing your low IQ, lad

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06d763 No.429499

>>429498

glad you're not a papist, tbh

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54f97a No.429500

>>429499

cringe post tbh

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06d763 No.429501

>>429500

cringier post, tbh

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614eac No.429502

File: a273fe6787fb93b⋯.png (374.11 KB,587x787,587:787,devilish5.png)

>>429497

KANGZ are surely more lazier than regular outdated farming equipment though smh

>>429498

Having a bit of fun lad.. Explain things if you like but I'm not being serious. Just testing your faith like a cheeky demon

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614eac No.429503

File: a31ba0b7a9856a4⋯.png (41.16 KB,675x651,225:217,suck.png)

*capers off to do blood rituals around standing stones

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54f97a No.429504

>>429502

cheeky rotund low IQ demon

i was arguing with one friday night when trying to sleep, was a cunt tbh

>>429501

cringiest post tbh

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06d763 No.429505

File: 6013e2a622bf8ea⋯.gif (2.45 MB,360x229,360:229,1li1sj.gif)

>>429504

>this post

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614eac No.429506

le blood magicke stuff really creeps me out tbh, don't like the schizos on druidpol that come in and recommend it

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54f97a No.429507

>>429505

yikes tbh

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54f97a No.429508

>>429507

was meant for >>429506 but it applies equally keek

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06d763 No.429509

File: 8f5d7fe977f3d9d⋯.png (1.36 MB,1200x1665,80:111,Jewess 633.png)

ok that's enough, you are the uttermost kringe.

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6d15d2 No.429510

>>429506

There was only one and he fucked off iirc, they rarely hang around tbh

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cd3182 No.429511

*plays trampoline game with my brother*

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06d763 No.429512

>>429511

i used to get bounced really high in the air by my cousins when i was young, and now i am the cousin doing it, tbh

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cd3182 No.429513

>>429512

goodlad. We are too heavy to jump together so we have to play a game where we hit each other with a ball to get on

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614eac No.429514

File: 68c9e465feafb93⋯.png (675.78 KB,988x1024,247:256,bowdenpepe.png)

>>429508

DUDE CONSECRATE YOUR MAGIC WAND WITH YOUR OWN BLOOD IT WILL MAKE IT RESONATE DEEPER WITH YOU

One step away from semen cocktails and homosex in a pentagram smdh

>>429510

I tend to skim most of the thread at the moment, not into the esoteric magic dream interpretation and such smh

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614eac No.429515

>>429510

Also it seems that the paganpathway Bongo Bongo Land was deleted again last week

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06d763 No.429516

File: 7d8aa2458bd8e1f⋯.mp4 (111.97 KB,328x422,164:211,Jewess 661.mp4)

>>429513

i haven't done it in a few years, but if you drop a few pounds i'll do the same for you, big guy.

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54f97a No.429517

im not making another new thread this time

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54f97a No.429518

going to have a bath

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06d763 No.429519

>>429517

do it, cringecuck.

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cd3182 No.429520

>>429516

thanks lass

>tfw my loose skin will flap about

smh

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6d15d2 No.429521

>>429514

Not seen any like that keeek, I sincerly hope the rest of you lads bully them for comments like that

>not into the esoteric magic dream interpretation and such smh

Me neither tbh

>>429515

They got a new one

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06d763 No.429522

File: 2b29a726b834213⋯.jpg (77.69 KB,634x845,634:845,35FE3CBE00000578-0-image-a….jpg)

hmmm…

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614eac No.429523

File: 269c601e4680393⋯.png (129.46 KB,500x552,125:138,vompepe3.png)

>>429522

Tell me that that was because of lipo

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cd3182 No.429524

File: 73092ce3c50ec02⋯.png (8.17 MB,3264x2448,4:3,73092ce3c50ec0221cbb93d075….png)

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cd3182 No.429525

>>429523

just a thicc lass that lost weight, lad. Her vagina must look like a bulldog

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06d763 No.429526

glad the (hide) button exists.

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06d763 No.429527

muph

muuuu

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cd3182 No.429528

File: d1c639d03a606c6⋯.png (463.39 KB,1200x911,1200:911,ClipboardImage.png)

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06d763 No.429530

>>429529

new thread

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06d763 No.429531

File: ba259e4c7522ae7⋯.jpg (26.26 KB,342x513,2:3,Jewess 733.jpg)

now we wait… for someone to make a better thread

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