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All Hail The Bum Bum King!

File: e20c1fdeb99aed2⋯.png (289.06 KB,624x351,16:9,ClipboardImage.png)

084205 No.424401 [View All]

owo whats this: Russia and US warships almost collide in East China Sea

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-asia-48553568

A Russian warship and a US warship have come close to collision in the western Pacific Ocean, with each side blaming the other for the incident.

Russia's Pacific Fleet said the cruiser USS Chancellorsville crossed just 50m (160ft) in front of the destroyer Admiral Vinogradov at 06:35 Moscow time (03:35 GMT).

It was forced to perform "emergency manoeuvring" to avoid the US ship.

But US forces blamed the Russians, claiming their ship was responsible.

Lesbian Couple Attacked ‘for Refusing Men’s Demand to Kiss for Their Entertainment’

https://www.thedailybeast.com/london-woman-and-girlfriend-attacked-for-refusing-mens-demand-to-kiss-for-their-entertainment

>A London woman and her girlfriend were left covered in blood after being beaten by a group of men when the couple refused their demand to kiss each other for their entertainment, according to local British media. Melania Geymonat, 28, said she and her girlfriend, Chris, were on a London bus when the male group “started behaving like hooligans, demanding that we kissed so they could enjoy watching, calling us ‘lesbians’ and describing sexual positions.” The men allegedly attacked Chris first before punching Geymonat when she tried to defend her girlfriend. Scotland Yard said Friday that arrests have been made in the attack.

Delingpole: Vote Conservative, Get Labour

https://www.breitbart.com/europe/2019/06/07/delingpole-vote-conservative-get-labour/

Vote Conservative, get Labour. This was one of the salutary lessons of the Peterborough by-election in which Nigel Farage’s insurgent Brexit Party was narrowly beaten — by just under 700 votes — by Labour.'

>If these vote ratios are replicated in a general election, then Britain will be in serious trouble. It will mean that, just like has happened in New Zealand, the votes of the majority right will have been fatally split so that the party of the minority hard-left ends up in power.

>So how do we avoid the terrifying prospect of Jeremy Corbyn, PM?

>I don’t see, at this stage, how we can.

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e36252 No.425072

>>425069

guy is fucking playing poker to pay his rent LMAO

>>425071

no dude…

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5625b0 No.425073

>>425072

you either win or you lose

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e36252 No.425074

>>425073

anyway you choose

drink booze

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e36252 No.425075

>>425070

hello lad

nice to see you

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f8a7e5 No.425076

>>425075

alright there Dorshie

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e36252 No.425077

File: 2c9c11395de4682⋯.jpg (115.52 KB,600x600,1:1,kat.jpg)

god shes beautiful

i love her

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a170b3 No.425078

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I don't know you, you say you know me,

That may be so,

There's so much that I am unsure of

You call my name, but it sounds unreal,

I forget how I feel,

My body's rejecting the cure

Won't somebody help me?

;_;

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e36252 No.425079

>>425076

alri chief

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e36252 No.425080

File: a8afbaa5d221002⋯.jpg (9.09 KB,220x261,220:261,AMEN.jpg)

>church in 8 hours

fuck

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e36252 No.425081

File: 79278ff743ee338⋯.jpg (117.62 KB,1080x1080,1:1,1560040710893.jpg)

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e36252 No.425082

File: 141446d3972e246⋯.jpg (133.53 KB,1080x1355,216:271,1560040917506.jpg)

lads.

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5625b0 No.425083

>>425082

ya lad

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e36252 No.425084

>>425083

shes so beautiful

i want her so bad

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e36252 No.425085

File: 900ee2c2260308c⋯.jpg (59.61 KB,1068x601,1068:601,gigachad.jpg)

ahem!

fuck spicposter!!!

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a170b3 No.425086

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VDGG are the official NEET band.

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a170b3 No.425087

tbh, if it were legal to me to own a gun, I woulda shot a deano buy now

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5625b0 No.425088

File: df0b82851abb53a⋯.jpg (45.23 KB,315x308,45:44,7.jpg)

tea time and some very good pasta

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de1280 No.425089

>>425087

that's why guns aren't legal

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e36252 No.425090

>>425088

no coffee?

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e36252 No.425091

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02ee00 No.425092

File: 443a8d373758e1e⋯.png (954.7 KB,995x652,995:652,ClipboardImage.png)

the morning jahans

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e36252 No.425093

>>425091

reminder that this guy identifies as a white american and is a trump supporter

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e36252 No.425094

>>425092

bet you wish you had as much lovely food as him tbh

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de1280 No.425095

File: 2995d25bf2369dc⋯.png (239.64 KB,446x473,446:473,pgp91sWx0N1vmskmwo1_500.png)

wish spic would come back

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e36252 No.425096

File: 9a2e08dfc020ac5⋯.png (43.18 KB,1221x635,1221:635,spic.png)

>>425095

maybe he offed himself smh

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5625b0 No.425097

>>425090

not this time.

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c951e4 No.425098

>>425095

He's in a better place for him, but, a worse place overall.

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5625b0 No.425099

File: 1973d1174ae4955⋯.jpg (73.33 KB,1080x1350,4:5,Jewess 724.jpg)

i'm currently in brainfog mode. i can't really think straight and i don't remember anything.

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c951e4 No.425100

>>425099

Drink some coffee.

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5625b0 No.425101

>>425100

it's 2am

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02ee00 No.425102

>>425101

go to bed then

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5625b0 No.425103

>>425102

i woke up from a 5 hour nap just 3 hours ago, or so. >>425088 this was my last post.

pasta was so good i passed out, i think.

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6db21a No.425104

>>425103

>napping after eating

are you a grandpa, lad?

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5625b0 No.425105

>>425104

i hear people on an island in the agean live 'till their 100s by eating well, napping often, and stressing less.

i don't stress and want to nap more.

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e36252 No.425106

cunnilingus

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6db21a No.425107

>>425105

>tfw can't stop stressing

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e36252 No.425108

>>425107

that why your hair falling out?

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5625b0 No.425109

pasta a so good! mämma miää!

>>425107

y worry

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6db21a No.425110

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*walks towards you*

>>425108

idno

>>425109

>y worry

I say that to myself, it doesn't work smh

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5625b0 No.425111

File: 24637842f207318⋯.webm (721.75 KB,480x360,4:3,uuuuuu.webm)

dont worry about money

dont worry about possessions

dont worry about relationship

dont worry about offences

dont worry

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e36252 No.425112

>>425111

COS EVERY LITTLE THING

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6db21a No.425113

File: 050ca621a3cfbb3⋯.png (3.53 MB,3200x1680,40:21,ClipboardImage.png)

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de1280 No.425114

>>425107

What is giving you stress in your life?

For me it's the wagecucking and the demographic and cultural decline of England

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5625b0 No.425115

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>>425112

cuz everylittle this is going to be a bork

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6db21a No.425116

>>425114

things I have to do, things I should do, being around other people. A lot of things smh

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e36252 No.425117

>>425114

have sex

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de1280 No.425118

>>425117

no willing partner

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5625b0 No.425119

>>425116

accept a perception of who you are, like we do for other people, and you will see it's trivial to worry about certain things.

if you aren't comfortable around people, you don't have to comfortable around them. accept the stress when it come, but don't dwell on it at all.

if you worry about what you have to do, acknowledge you have limits like everyone else and work in your acceptable pace.

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6db21a No.425120

>>425118

the chad rapist tbh

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40e578 No.425122

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