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All Hail The Bum Bum King!

File: 96537688cfa6f86⋯.png (942.06 KB,1280x720,16:9,ClipboardImage.png)

bc19b0 No.420703 [View All]

‘Extinction Rebellion’ Climate Activists to Shut Down Heathrow for 10 Days in Drone Attack

https://www.breitbart.com/europe/2019/06/01/extinction-rebellion-shut-down-heathrow-10-days-drone-attack/

European Commission Moves to Bring Albania Into EU

https://www.breitbart.com/europe/2019/06/01/eu-commission-moves-bring-albania-into-bloc/

British Veterans Honour American Airmen Who Supported D-Day Landings

https://www.breitbart.com/europe/2019/06/01/british-veterans-honour-american-airmen-who-supported-d-day-landings/

British Police Detain 34, Charge 12 Foreign Nationals at Hells Angels Anniversary Event

https://www.breitbart.com/europe/2019/06/01/british-police-detain-34-charge-12-foreign-nationals-at-hells-angels-anniversary-event/

Would-Be Police Officer Denied Job for Being a White Male Wins Appeal

https://www.breitbart.com/europe/2019/06/01/would-be-police-officer-denied-job-because-white-male-wins-appeal/

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4447ca No.421427

File: dad04cebf725e54⋯.jpg (66.65 KB,1140x768,95:64,dad04cebf725e54b63eb05343e….jpg)

>>421410

kkk

>>421425

Put it on the big ring and turned the heat up too high so a lot of the heat rose around the outside of the pan.

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270ca5 No.421428

File: fd6e7e8073212ea⋯.jpg (47.29 KB,421x750,421:750,1554860720906.jpg)

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dcf308 No.421429

File: ad315b0d37bd215⋯.png (529.28 KB,600x676,150:169,ClipboardImage.png)

>Dog owners

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79a4c1 No.421430

things can only get better

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79a4c1 No.421431

>>421429

i bet she let that dog fuck her after she took this photo

fuckign disgusting white women all fuck dogs

t. spic

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79a4c1 No.421432

File: a8afbaa5d221002⋯.jpg (9.09 KB,220x261,220:261,AMEN.jpg)

at least my nofap streaks have been higher in the last few months r-right?

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bc19b0 No.421433

File: 0abe307251610c4⋯.gif (4.31 MB,1662x700,831:350,richat.gif)

this is so cool, it's better than most rpg world designs

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96a261 No.421434

>>421433

Extremely comfy

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0dfdc3 No.421435

>>421414

I'm in this realm because I wanted to be tbh

>>421416

>>421418

>>421423

I'm baiting spic dummies

>>412425

heh yeah well ive been making food for 10 years so let's see how you do on that time frame bud ;) kek

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a29eb3 No.421436

>>421411

Cats are fine just as long as they do their fucking job

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dcf308 No.421437

pembs tell me how to sleep proper

do i just set an alarm to wake up at the same time each day and then everything else will adjust naturally?

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79a4c1 No.421438

>>421437

open your blinds

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4447ca No.421439

>>421436

>their job

killing all the local birds you mean?

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4447ca No.421440

>>421438

This, especially in summer when the light gets strong. You need sunlight to feel human tbh.

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dcf308 No.421441

File: 5785cedfd1adcd8⋯.png (1.56 MB,1200x1200,1:1,ClipboardImage.png)

How do you go from this…

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dcf308 No.421442

File: ad0b0d00b0f00ef⋯.png (2.49 MB,1200x1200,1:1,ClipboardImage.png)

…to this?

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dcf308 No.421443

File: f36498aba0a305e⋯.png (823.16 KB,562x805,562:805,ClipboardImage.png)

Also Pumba is terrifying now

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270ca5 No.421444

File: a9a58cbd4987b5e⋯.png (3 MB,2016x1512,4:3,ClipboardImage.png)

LADS I CAUGHT ONE

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4447ca No.421445

>>421444

FINISH HIM

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270ca5 No.421446

>>421443

tbh

>>421442

Why didn't they just make Scar have a literal black mane… like a lot of lions smh. I think it's an age thing

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4447ca No.421447

>>421442

>>421443

>>421446

Wait, is that real?

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270ca5 No.421448

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e91f0f No.421449

File: 22cede867f74141⋯.png (11.21 KB,418x408,209:204,22cede867f741415bd6e9d37ea….png)

>>421429

lad stop I'm on nofap

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270ca5 No.421450

Man I'd love the Lion King if not for Timon and Pumba. I wouldn't mind them either if they stayed out of the war at the end.

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270ca5 No.421451

File: 23c60b9ac4bf257⋯.png (Spoiler Image,162.51 KB,600x480,5:4,ClipboardImage.png)

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dcf308 No.421452

File: 5989e81a6595d60⋯.png (1021.07 KB,1024x1004,256:251,ClipboardImage.png)

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0dfdc3 No.421453

File: 715a74bba9e6fe8⋯.jpg (42.04 KB,500x250,2:1,ouran-doctor.jpg)

>>421432

yea lad you're making progress

>>421433

based tbh

>>421436

mine hasn't brought me a rat as a gift for ages she's too old time to put her down 😔

>>421437

that helps you get your sleeping pattern to normal I think also try and go to bed at the same time too even if you cant fall asleep and avoid bright light before bed, you're probably flux pilled already. those lads are right too sunlight in the morning helps

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dcf308 No.421454

>>421440

>>421453

>>421438

OK

>even if you cant fall asleep

But what about when I go to bed and can't fall asleep? Just lay for hours?

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270ca5 No.421455

File: 36543b49a7c4b84⋯.png (Spoiler Image,1.97 MB,1800x1800,1:1,ClipboardImage.png)

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e91f0f No.421456

File: e039c7dee15094f⋯.png (1.71 MB,1920x1080,16:9,ger.png)

>22st

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96a261 No.421457

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>>421454

yeah

and DON'T sleep in just suffer through until next sunset

natural rhythms, don't be like Jahans - look at his curtains/window

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4447ca No.421458

>Seth Rogan

>John Oliver

cringe tbh

>>421454

>when I go to bed and can't fall asleep? Just lay for hours?

It's probably different for people with legit insomnia but I've come to realise that there's no point doing this. Just get up and do something that's not physically stimulating for a while, like read a book.

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0dfdc3 No.421459

>>421454

ya you just gotta bear it for a few days it's the only way smh

>>421455

owo

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4447ca No.421460

Oh yeah, and pay attention to the spectrum of light bulbs in your house. You can try to use stronger bluer lights for during the day and dimmer redder ones later on near bed time.

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79a4c1 No.421461

hey lads have you watched the duellists before? a suggestion for a film night if we havent

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270ca5 No.421462

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>>421461

We could

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a33152 No.421463

>>421456

poor jeanbo keke

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96a261 No.421464

>>421461

Is there battle scenes or is it more like a whamen's bodice-ripper?

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270ca5 No.421465

File: 5229d930e99e421⋯.png (504.05 KB,500x667,500:667,ClipboardImage.png)

>tfw you are in a scatology porn

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a29eb3 No.421466

>>421439

Mice but I know what you mean my cat doesn't seem to go for birds

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79a4c1 No.421467

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0dfdc3 No.421468

>>421460

have a full on red bulb in my room, makes me feel like I'm in a sub that's been hit by a torpedo or a dutch sexhouse but it works can confirm

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a33152 No.421469

File: 707862b991cae75⋯.jpg (266.26 KB,1667x1627,1667:1627,IMG_20190517_075007.jpg)

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a33152 No.421470

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96a261 No.421471

File: 17922080e3ccb64⋯.png (240.85 KB,1200x1042,600:521,tardjak35.png)

>did all my washing in the bath last night

>it's just going to rot in the tub until a sunny day

>>421467

Think I'd avoided it in the past because it seemed more like the latter tbh but could give it a go

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96a261 No.421472

>>421469

Bit boomer tier tbh apart from ackowledging israel. Syria's wounds are far worse than the mere psychological-governmental ones of the USA.

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4447ca No.421473

>>421466

>spoiler

He prefers boys?

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79a4c1 No.421474

>>421471

doesnt seem like some film for wamen tbh

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270ca5 No.421475

>>421471

nice planning dude

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79a4c1 No.421476

>>421472

thats palestine dude…

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