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All Hail The Bum Bum King!

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1f6ecd No.419216 [View All]

UK government 'risks another Windrush' over EU citizens, MPs say

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-48451424

The government runs the risk of another Windrush scandal if "serious concerns" about its EU settlement scheme are not addressed, MPs have said.

>The Commons Home Affairs Committee said technical issues had "blighted" the scheme, with some struggling to navigate the online application system.

>It said people who have lived for years in the UK could face uncertainty over their rights and eligibility to remain.

>But the Home Office said the scheme was "performing well".

Donald Trump 'may' meet Boris Johnson and Nigel Farage

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-48462677

Donald Trump has said he "may" meet Brexit Party leader Nigel Farage and Conservative MP Boris Johnson during next week's state visit to the UK.

>The US president described them as "friends" and "good guys".

>Mr Trump's three-day visit includes a Buckingham Palace dinner and breakfast with Prime Minister Theresa May.

>Labour leader Jeremy Corbyn has said he will not attend Mr Trump's state banquet, accusing the president of using "racist and misogynist rhetoric".

Donald Trump Praises Nigel Farage for ‘Great Victory’ in European Union Vote

https://www.breitbart.com/politics/2019/05/30/donald-trump-praises-nigel-farage-for-great-victory-in-european-union-vote/

President Donald Trump praised Brexit warrior Nigel Farage on Thursday for the results of the European Union vote.

>“Nigel just had a big victory, got 32 percent of the vote, starting from nothing,” Trump said.

>The president commented on the E.U. Parliament elections as he left the White House for a commencement speech at the Air Force Academy.

>Farage’s Brexit Party won 32 percent of the vote, seating 29 members of the European Parliament if the United Kingdom is still in the E.U. in October.

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c8b777 No.419926

>>419925

You are a very rude poster.

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dd1b5f No.419927

>>419924

KEEK you absolute wreck, drunk at 4pm

>>419925

just going to give you a warning not to post anymore noncery tbh lad, no need to be mad madlad

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32f00e No.419928

>>419927

it's grim up norf

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dd1b5f No.419929

>>419928

how many do you think hes had, 2?

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33787b No.419930

>>419918

smh lad this sort of behaviour takes its toll on your psyche

this is probably part of the reason why you're coocoo

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04e299 No.419931

Scan went okay. Nothing worrisome according to the scan man. Just have to wait for a report.

Will have to call when I'm on holiday for the results. I forgot about me holiday, something to look forward to!

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056213 No.419932

File: e45439bc54c6f43⋯.png (821.92 KB,720x900,4:5,1559058287765.png)

Hmmmmm

>>419927

playing dungeons and dragons, nothing like a hearty grog to still the nerves for battle

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dd1b5f No.419933

>>419931

where are you going on holiday?

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32f00e No.419934

File: 2b74daae3968370⋯.png (1003.06 KB,1233x1200,411:400,114.png)

had the shits all day

bit worrisome tbh, maybe the burger diet isn't so great, at least without a freezer

>>419929

a half pint

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04e299 No.419935

>>419933

We're doing a little tour of North Wales. Colwyn Bay to go to the Mountain Zoo. Then onwards to Llandudno to spend time there on the beach, up the Orme, on the pier. Then to Conwy for the castle and Plas Mawr.

We'll go a little further west for the second half of the week. Enjoying Caernarfon Castle. Then up to Beaumaris Castle and hopefully, weather permitting, a boat trip to Puffin Island.

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f2fd71 No.419936

the smugness of 80% of posters on here is disgraceful

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dd1b5f No.419937

>>419935

boring tbh

>>419936

speaking of yourself?

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f2fd71 No.419938

>>419937

say what you want about me but I'm not smug

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dd1b5f No.419939

>>419938

keeeeeek

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33787b No.419940

>>419935

sounds very tranquil. are you driving it in your car? I can watch north welsh scenery pass by for miles

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1d4d3a No.419941

fucking summer, ants and flies gettin' in constantly

>>419703

we have a 'laundry room' connected to the second bathroom. why would you want laundry detergent in the kitchen? that's not a good idea. clothes aren't food, washing them is a cleaning task like almost everything you do in the bathroom

>>419693

>dreaming about me

>>419785

I had a dream I was performing cunnilingus last night, actually. I've been having a lot of weird dreams the past few days, yesterday I had a lot of dreams but all I remember is I was perving on this thicc brazilian girl and she got angry and threatened to kick me in the nuts or smth

>>419797

kek

>>419891

>We want me to be soon

awwwwwwww. good luck lass, /newbrit/ baby when?

>>419900

>screwdriver

those get you drunk quick. don't taste that great though

>>419909

oof

>>419913

it's not nonce if they have the body of a fucking woman you idiot, it's nonce if you're attracted to the lack of development

>>419922

this, he doesn't have the temperament

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dd1b5f No.419942

yeah how dare I not allow noncery on /newbrit/

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1d4d3a No.419943

>>419942

what did I just say? it's not "noncery" for a man to feel attracted to a girl that's like 16+ and has a the body of a fully developed woman wearing skin-tight leggings and posing in a provocative manner. that's just stupid

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33787b No.419944

>>419941

>lack of development

the crime of noncery relates to the development of the females brain, not her breasts lad

the fact those girls were present to the camera shows enough that they probably haven't matured mentally yet

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dd1b5f No.419945

we're not talking about 16+ girls, dummy

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04e299 No.419946

>>419937

It's not everyone's cup of tea but it's my idea of a dream holiday. Experiencing beautiful scenery, those impressive castles I've been to countless times but will be returning to for the first time in a decade, experiencing it with the prince. Nothing expensive. Nothing irresponsible.

Also, Edward I's castles are truly a thing of beauty. I'd advise that everyone sees them if they can.

>>419940

Neither of us drive, so the only real downside is relying on trains and buses. The trains were very cheap as we booked in advance. Also, we're experiencing first class for the first time on the way there as it was only £1 more expensive.

I agree about the scenery. So wild, untouched and moving. The most beautiful place I've ever been.

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f2fd71 No.419947

>>419942

its not noncery you pathetic virgin

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33787b No.419948

>>419943

there's no reason at all to believe those girls aren't 15. definitely not 16+

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f2fd71 No.419949

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dd1b5f No.419950

If anyone starts to defend/promote sex with underage girls I will not hesitate to permaban.

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f2fd71 No.419951

>>419950

you need to be demodded you odious little demon

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dd1b5f No.419952

>>419951

Why? Because I, nor any other mod wants actual noncery here?

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c8b777 No.419953

>Lusting after underage girls

>Not nonces

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f2fd71 No.419954

>>419952

you are a nasty little shit thats why

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dd1b5f No.419955

>>419954

prove it

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f2fd71 No.419956

all you incels would drop your trousers in a second if a 15yo girl wanted to suck you off you dishonest lying cunts

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1d4d3a No.419957

>>419944

women's brains never develop by that logic

>>419948

oh boohoo one year. anyways my point is that calling somebody a "nonce" (which is a very strong word) for liking girls that look like that is fucking stupid

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dd1b5f No.419958

>>419956

>>419957

stepping on a fine line here lads, be careful

;]

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1d4d3a No.419959

>>419958

'looking for excuses to ban' is not the right mentality for a mod

>mods are only for cleaning up trash you should do nothing reeeeeeee

>gets mod

>if you do this I'm gonna ban you reeeeeeeee

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f2fd71 No.419960

>>419958

this is fucking ridiculous, dumb spic giving up BO to have mod status lorded over us while williamoid westie is LITERALLY drunk at the wheel, kill yourself dorshit you stupid fucking smug cunt ban me I'll spam the board with scat porn until you all fuck off

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dd1b5f No.419961

>thinks I'm looking for excuses when you know fully well you're close to saying something illegal

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c8b777 No.419962

>>419956

No, they'd be a worthless slut if they did that. Also stop trying to justify yourself.

>>419959

Nonces are filth that need to be sweeped up and disposed of.

>>419960

Again I ask who are you?

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f2fd71 No.419963

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>"*tee hee* anon rebecca has something to ask you"

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f2fd71 No.419964

>>419962

>Again I ask who are you?

lad honestly just FUCK OFF

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1d4d3a No.419965

File: 8fdcec5234acf97⋯.jpg (1.46 MB,3112x2338,1556:1169,8fdcec5234acf970a828404fdc….jpg)

>saying something illegal

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f2fd71 No.419966

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>>419961

>saying something illegal

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33787b No.419967

god forbid people who believe in right wing politics actually be normal people

they have to be autists and nonces too

>>419946

I hope the trains and buses don't take away from the romance, but I'm sure it'll be lovely :)

all the dark green colours as well. the land looks so fertile that you'd live forever if you planted yourself in a welsh hill

>>419949

:(

>>419957

>boohoo one year

so I don't get it are 15 year olds fine now as well? what about 14, is it case by case?

you're a nonce bro

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1d4d3a No.419968

need a new thread

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f2fd71 No.419969

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dd1b5f No.419970

You're not making a strong case for yourselves, tbh.

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056213 No.419971

File: cacac38ec2bb0df⋯.jpg (80.82 KB,1280x720,16:9,maxresdefault (2).jpg)

Madlad what's going on big guy?

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1d4d3a No.419972

>>419967

>so I don't get it are 15 year olds fine now as well? what about 14, is it case by case?

that's not what I'm saying. all I'm saying is that calling somebody the extremely charged word "nonce" for finding fully developed females attractive is fucking stupid

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32f00e No.419973

File: 498d73748cd8c25⋯.png (378.58 KB,540x540,1:1,UUKIIIIIIIP.png)

>there are unironic Carl of Swindonites posting in this thread

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c8b777 No.419974

>>419964

I'll have to take a very rude 'man' as your answer then.

>>419972

Different people are fully developed at different ages, nice to know you follow 'it depends on the child policy'.

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1d4d3a No.419975

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>>419974

>teenagers

>children

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