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All Hail The Bum Bum King!

File: 95c53ea066232a6⋯.png (357.99 KB,1080x682,540:341,ClipboardImage.png)

185bb9 No.418477 [View All]

no news

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329a2b No.419168

>>419167

of course Neo played with the manleticles

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bfaace No.419169

>>419160

Who paid for the one on the left?

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9f59c9 No.419170

File: e5fb96f8ef6482a⋯.png (183.62 KB,500x525,20:21,ClipboardImage.png)

>>419167

Those ones were cool. There's something about a low level type. Like the mass produced Gundams that are always way cooler than the Gundam that the hero pilots.

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32558e No.419171

File: 3ae311a2b82241f⋯.png (4.74 MB,2048x2048,1:1,ClipboardImage.png)

>>419168

They were cute, I had all of them I think.

>>419169

Peterborough Labour Party.

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bf2fe6 No.419172

File: 61b79615ea922ef⋯.jpg (41.37 KB,508x524,127:131,1511722010059.jpg)

>mummy sabotages your attempts to get something good going again

used to think my life was a tragedy, but its really just a comedy

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3083cc No.419173

File: 3b11f2e0bb3ac2f⋯.jpg (40.93 KB,1918x782,959:391,i0gKQwk.jpg)

could have had gingerlass by now if i didnt wank

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3083cc No.419174

Life is just so boring, don't you think lads? Do people actually enjoy anything?

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329a2b No.419175

>>419172

>madlad lives with his mummy

keeeeeek

>>419174

lassies enjoy traveling, having sex and partying

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9cc13e No.419176

*resists the temptation to roast

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bf2fe6 No.419177

>>419175

stupid cunt

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bf2fe6 No.419178

File: 478fc8729836e9a⋯.jpg (34.26 KB,189x266,27:38,1557951819439.jpg)

>>419173

day 12 tbh

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9cc13e No.419179

File: 7c544b6fa8f65bd⋯.png (496.15 KB,649x759,59:69,Hold it in.png)

I enjoy YER MA

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3083cc No.419180

>>419176

do it

>>419175

dunno tbh, plenty of lasses just like sitting at home doing nothing

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32558e No.419181

File: 924e495ea41e46f⋯.png (436.22 KB,668x640,167:160,ClipboardImage.png)

Lyon Bombing Suspect Confesses to Attack, ISIS Allegiance After Explosive Ingredients Found

https://www.breitbart.com/europe/2019/05/30/lyon-bombing-suspect-confesses-to-attack-isis-allegiance-after-explosive-ingredients-found/

Donald Trump Praises Nigel Farage for ‘Great Victory’ in European Union Vote

https://www.breitbart.com/politics/2019/05/30/donald-trump-praises-nigel-farage-for-great-victory-in-european-union-vote/

President Trump May Meet with Nigel Farage, Boris Johnson on State Visit to United Kingdom

https://www.breitbart.com/europe/2019/05/30/president-trump-may-meet-nigel-farage-boris-johnson-state-visit-uk/

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3083cc No.419182

>>419178

how

teach me your secrets lad

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3083cc No.419183

>>419179

you are sick

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9cc13e No.419184

File: c57fe922be44eb6⋯.png (245.11 KB,358x623,358:623,Sweat.png)

>>419183

two more days and the real hard part starts apparently

been detoxing everything at once

nofap lessfood mo'exercise

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bf2fe6 No.419185

>>419182

keep yourself occupied and resist any stimuli, I was bingeing anime to resist the initial urges

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9f59c9 No.419186

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

This looks potentially controversial.

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9cc13e No.419187

File: 3c5efb57c18777c⋯.png (174.09 KB,615x226,615:226,ClipboardImage.png)

guess I should start on all the other self improvement infographics tbh

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3083cc No.419188

>>419185

>>419184

we're going to make it

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bf2fe6 No.419189

>>419186

looks like utter shite

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ee19d0 No.419190

>>419184

dunno about that

i did two weeks once easy peasy

strategy that worked was not to think about it at all

no fantasy either

develop a reflex of turning away from anything lewd at all, any pics you see hide them, dont save any

and fantasies in your head too, say no and immediately move on

had zero urges for most of two weeks this way

after the first couple days i woke up extremely horny after an hour of sleep and just kept saying the jesus prayer in my head over and over until it went and no urges for the rest of the two weeks

nofap is only hard because we make it so

you need to prevent temptation not resist it although sometimes it is inevitable

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9cc13e No.419191

File: d3f7d08d0ec2df8⋯.webm (3.69 MB,854x480,427:240,Trump & Farage Duet.webm)

WE CAN MAKE IT IF WE TRY

>>419190

You'll have to get Neo to put a burqa on all of the anime lasses lad

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329a2b No.419192

>>419180

>dunno tbh, plenty of lasses just like sitting at home doing nothing

nice

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329a2b No.419193

>>419186

How so?

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3083cc No.419194

*thinks about gingerlass whenever i get an urge*

i am invincible!

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bf2fe6 No.419195

>>419192

he's lying vast majority of women are not the neets that you can fuck when you like, even the "homebody" types like to go out to do random shit a few times a week

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9cc13e No.419196

File: 003ffbab20ae783⋯.png (310 KB,1031x377,1031:377,homos.png)

Any ideas for a show tonight?

could put on the first ep of this

>>419192

>ywn find the perfect lass because she'll never appear outside or have any sort of internet presence

the real blackpill

the Crows, Dafties and Neos of the world aren't exactly common

>>419194

Seems counterproductive tbh

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ee19d0 No.419197

File: eced037854fba1f⋯.jpg (167.95 KB,452x612,113:153,screenshot.10.jpg)

does this guy go to the gym or just bodyweight do you think? nice biceps no homo

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3083cc No.419198

>>419195

why are you so insecure and mad, madlad?

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bf2fe6 No.419199

>>419197

home gym probably he's a twink

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9cc13e No.419200

>>419197

at least a hundred hours a week of aggressive wanking

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3083cc No.419201

>>419197

maybe both

could achieve that body in a few months tbf

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bf2fe6 No.419202

File: b2cea0ce71eb643⋯.jpg (Spoiler Image,1.21 MB,2976x5312,93:166,1557957631393.jpg)

File: 931550349303074⋯.jpg (Spoiler Image,790.14 KB,1037x1350,1037:1350,931550349303074fe8e9e985da….jpg)

File: 919de9317f9f599⋯.jpg (Spoiler Image,517.57 KB,1536x2048,3:4,k7eoxgowrey21.jpg)

File: 0c559c639aca91f⋯.jpg (Spoiler Image,49.11 KB,640x972,160:243,vFE2FXJ.jpg)

>>419198

>insecure

have a wank lad

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ee19d0 No.419203

File: 492abacf2038b5f⋯.jpg (56.65 KB,970x545,194:109,Misc 2.jpg)

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fd3ce4 No.419204

File: d8cbc944579f645⋯.jpg (46.92 KB,800x900,8:9,toil.jpg)

>>419067

US is like 50% white, Brazil is like 40% h'white. the main difference is that the vast majority of 'white americans' are actually white whereas most of the 'white brazilians' have like 1/8th-1/32nd negroid/injun admixture

>>419069

well Brazil has a much stronger geographical segregation in that most of the whites are in the southern states, where they're the majority. in the US, whites are distributed throughout, but there's much more of an urban/rural divide. the modern US probably has the biggest political/cultural/racial urban/rural divide in all of history, it's not a sustainable situation to have the high and low population density areas hate eachother so much

>>419073

BELIEVE IT!

>>419140

eeuugh I felt so terrible when I woke up this morning, like sooo bad, I can't even describe. Pembs was so right about having to go to bed earlier. coffee helped a lot though, now I feel alright

>>419160

so is BXP going to start running candidates for the actual elections? like are they a real party now, or was it just for the European parliament?

>>419162

eyy

>>419173

why would that make such a difference? either you have the balls to hit on her or not. at least like 24hrs nofap would help with having said balls but other than that

>>419197

bodyweight sucks for hypertrophy, probably lifts

>>419202

>second one

oof

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9cc13e No.419205

File: 5c0754fe00f5548⋯.png (32.35 KB,399x322,57:46,eeshsmoke.png)

>trying to sabotage another mans' loosh hoard

absolutely reprehensible

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329a2b No.419206

>>419202

>deflecting

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3604d7 No.419207

>>419197

You go to the gym

He goes to the gymnasium

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3083cc No.419208

>>419202

nah, not attracted to them

why dont you?

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3083cc No.419209

>>419205

wish modding wasnt so fucking slow tbh, takes ages to have to open a new tab

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fd3ce4 No.419210

File: 5e61ab16ad1aa37⋯.png (77.1 KB,604x516,151:129,30787ed9e2c06aaabcc0dfa554….png)

>>419120

F

qt rat, hope s(he) lived a good life. ik I'd probably actually kms if my cat died, he's really the only reason I have to keep going, I wouldn't want him to miss me

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9cc13e No.419211

File: a1a7612d525cd42⋯.png (15.83 KB,500x500,1:1,mischevious druid.png)

*uses esoteric kundalini techniques and commits tantric warfare on my enemies, giving them ED

>>419209

Goodlad

This is a British Sharia board, all representations of whamen must wear burqas and be accompanied by a responsible male poster

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fd3ce4 No.419212

>>419209

yeah it's a pain in the ass, so many loading screens. don't spoiler every single damn picture of a girl though, that's completely unnecessary. only spoiler gore/gross/nude

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bef22c No.419213

>>419211

hey if you could send some ED my way it'd help my nofap tbh

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3083cc No.419214

>419212

spoiler your life you absolute waste of space

you have no right to tell me what to do

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9f59c9 No.419215

>>419193

Bad guys seem to be mostly Mexicans.

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3604d7 No.419217

File: fb8f82a31699137⋯.jpg (145.91 KB,877x1280,877:1280,d109e145716ac03d893230e800….jpg)

>>419202

can't get enough pics of women in lycra

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eb5fd8 No.419219

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