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All Hail The Bum Bum King!

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332764 No.417730 [View All]

European elections 2019: Jeremy Corbyn refuses to explicitly back another referendum

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-48419144

Labour leader Jeremy Corbyn has refused to explicitly back the idea of another referendum - despite increasing calls from within his party to do so.

>He was speaking after the party won 14% of the vote in EU elections.

>Senior Labour figures including deputy leader Tom Watson and shadow foreign secretary Emily Thornberry have called for Labour to be clearer in its support for a fresh Brexit referendum.

>Mr Corbyn said any deal with the EU should be put to a "public vote".

Sajid Javid to run for Tory party leader

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-48425441

Home Secretary Sajid Javid has become the latest MP to join the race for the Conservative Party leadership.

>Announcing his candidacy on Twitter, Mr Javid said that "first and foremost, we must deliver Brexit".

>He is the ninth member of the Tory Party to confirm he is running, and whoever wins will become the next UK prime minister.

>It follows the announcement by Theresa May on Friday that she would stand down as leader on 7 June.

Remain Delusion Sets In, Soubry Declares Victory for CUK Party

https://www.breitbart.com/europe/2019/05/27/remain-delusion-sets-in-soubry-declares-victory-cuk-party/

Anti-Brexit politicians and commentators have begun interpreting the EU election results in creative ways in order to claim success.

>Arch-Remainer Anna Soubry, the MP for Leave-voting Broxtowe who defected from the Tories to help found the Change UK (CUK) party of anti-Brexit “centrists” went so far as to declare victory, despite its signal failure to win even a single seat.

>“Thank you to over 600,000 people who voted [CUK],” she posted on Twitter.

>“We have polled better than any genuinely new UK party,” she insisted. “We are at the beginning of changing British Politics with #Labour and the #Conservatives in sharp decline”.

The Brexit Party is victorious. England is henceforth to be referred to as Brexland and the Houses of Parliament the House of Breximent. Brexit Commander Nigel Farage will soon take his seat at Brexit Street and begin governing from Brexminster.

Interesting times for British politics, lads.

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4243d5 No.418430

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af846e No.418431

>>418429

the LORD doesn't exist, godnerd

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99c775 No.418432

>>418430

richard hammond is more attractive

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99c775 No.418433

File: 01e112ad96c6e82⋯.jpg (108.24 KB,1261x567,1261:567,mentally ill spicposter.jpg)

>418431

*tips fedora*

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d5150d No.418434

File: db37d41c03501b9⋯.png (588.21 KB,620x631,620:631,woolfeman.png)

File: 185ec3773d06b2b⋯.png (608.9 KB,775x485,155:97,YOUUUUUKIPPP.png)

Did he die?

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4243d5 No.418435

>>418434

Woolfe quit UKEEP and tried to join the tories (and run as a candidate for them in peterborough iirc) before being told to fuck off.

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7f481f No.418436

File: bb8e097c6fa0213⋯.png (554.79 KB,1082x1162,541:581,woes thonk.png)

I love that he uploaded this video, endless entertainment from pausing it at random expressions tbh

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442b48 No.418437

File: c4cfab046749538⋯.webm (1.44 MB,1280x720,16:9,AMW ugly af tbh.webm)

>>418430

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>>418434

became an independent I think

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99c775 No.418438

File: bc9fce3d98ff443⋯.jpg (53.83 KB,768x432,16:9,798px-oscar_wilde_portrait….jpg)

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b71a94 No.418439

>>418430

keeeeeek

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7f481f No.418440

File: 530e1017e83e9f4⋯.png (460.47 KB,1170x1255,234:251,ClipboardImage.png)

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afa8df No.418441

>>418433

mental illness is a funny thing

you wonder if the great illness oaks like OCD or schizophrenia sprouted originally from tiny acorn day-to-day insecurities of whether or not your clipboard is clear

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d5150d No.418442

>>418435

serves him right tbh

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99c775 No.418443

>>418440

colin robertson will go down as one of the greatest men of our age

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afa8df No.418444

>>418436

it's a shame that he only thinks that hard when hes thinking about boys

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a5e5b6 No.418445

File: 13e9d0c12f5fa2a⋯.png (112.8 KB,1201x704,1201:704,wewsowned.PNG)

>>418443

>colin robertson will go down as one of the greatest men of our age

hmmmm….

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d5150d No.418446

>>418440

>Oh Woe What's This?

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b71a94 No.418447

>>418445

why is that tweet written in the third person

isn't the gowned crusader wews' account?

what a twat tbh

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a5e5b6 No.418448

File: 211a6a050a86366⋯.png (251.36 KB,335x335,1:1,wewsalbumcover.png)

>>418446

>>Oh Woe What's This?

it's a memory of a kiss

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e72c46 No.418449

Just farted and SHITS fell out lol

Off to Eberacum soon lads can't wait

*drowns in the Foss*

The inferior of the rivers may I declare

nos da babanod x

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99c775 No.418450

>>418447

when you are a celebrity and super intelligent, you have the right to talk about yourself in third person

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7f481f No.418451

>>418449

>eboracum

based and yorkshirepilled

off to bed myself too nos da x

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a5e5b6 No.418452

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>>418447

>what a twat tbh

yeah he talks about himself in the third person all the time now, it's fucking cringey tbh

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7f481f No.418453

File: 6e2637c2bb3c05a⋯.jpg (549.85 KB,1952x2562,16:21,W 3754.jpg)

Night all

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e72c46 No.418454

>>418451

Have a gud knight my loafer x

I have bean redding about that glorious city. As a Lancashite boi even eye regard it as most magnificent even though i nearly got banned for that cunting hitler banner

*walks aggressively toward Robbie Mullen*

gonna bum ya lad

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99c775 No.418455

aint fuck all good bands anymore tbh

where have they all gone

its all just the same shit now

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b71a94 No.418456

>>418453

night lod

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99c775 No.418457

Dorset wishes Westie a good night.

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a5e5b6 No.418458

>>418453

*tucks you in*

night sweetie

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afa8df No.418459

>>418447

woes is more of an idea than a person so its fine to talk in the 3rd tbh

im more concerned that a sodomite feels its appropriate to refer to himself as a crusader tbh

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e72c46 No.418460

>>418458

HAHAHA HE TUCKED WESTIES WILLIE INTO HIS PANTS HHAHAHAHA GAIIIIII

i love you lads never change

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a5e5b6 No.418461

>>418460

heeeeeeeeeeeeeeey, you're back!

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a5e5b6 No.418462

>>418457

are you doing a wews, lid?

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e72c46 No.418463

>>418461

CHOOSE YOUR FIGHTER!

*posts a compilation picture of blacked "starlets"*

Bean dying to do that but even i think that's too far smdh

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8dc5a6 No.418464

>>418446

keeeeek lad

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99c775 No.418465

>>418462

Dorset is doing a wews, yes.

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a5e5b6 No.418466

>>418465

gosh, that's clever

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a5e5b6 No.418467

>>418463

>*posts a compilation picture of blacked "starlets"*

you talk about blacked an awful lot lad

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e72c46 No.418468

>>418467

I don't know why i find it so hilarious tbh

I think it's because the bitch race of the world is acting like they have something over us

It's like a child acting like a mighty gundam but he ain't the little turd skinned son of a bitch

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fc6c2d No.418469

>>418357

did he get a job?

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e72c46 No.418470

>>418357

>Waitrose

Do they truly exist? I thought they were mere legend

>tfw they're too good for us northerners

fucking yid cuntz

not racist just dont like 'em

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a5e5b6 No.418471

File: 47714179386a18f⋯.jpg (40.68 KB,1280x720,16:9,Jahans.jpg)

>>418357

how does he get "free" waitrose food?

is he just eating stuff his dad has bought and calling it "free"? the contemptible lazy shit

i can't imagine how foul his stool is, if just eats buttered bread with no protein or vegetables. his poos must be a rotten smelling sloppy mess

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a5e5b6 No.418472

>>418469

>did he get a job?

who the fuck would employ him? certainly not waitrose

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8dc5a6 No.418473

>>418470

Waitrose near where I live. Vile place, aesthetically and spiritually monstrous. Not that it's much worse than any other recent "developments" (which is by the way a word I resent) but I can't understand how hoity toity poshos can go there and not be disgusted by how grim and miserable it all looks.

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a5e5b6 No.418474

HALP NEW THREAD NEEDED URGENTLY!!!

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e72c46 No.418475

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>>418473

nail bomb the cunts lad

racis against us norfeners because norf fc keeps winning the fuBball smdh

i love Hee Haw it's so cool like a country Sha Na Na

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fc6c2d No.418476

>>418472

what did he mean by "end of a hard week/month"

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a5e5b6 No.418478

>>418476

>what did he mean by "end of a hard week/month"

a hard week of scrounging and complaining, followed by a hard weekend of scrounging and complaining

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b71a94 No.418479

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e72c46 No.418480

File: 04f9d503ccae88d⋯.jpg (101.56 KB,556x426,278:213,Green Nigga Be Like.jpg)

>>418476

a hard week of collecting poo rags which he extracted from his prolapsed anus keek

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