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All Hail The Bum Bum King!

File: 5dc86f6105eb8f6⋯.png (500.58 KB,900x750,6:5,ClipboardImage.png)

528d43 No.416241 [View All]

feel like shit just want im' back

Race to be new UK prime minister begins

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-48403705

The race to become the next Conservative Party leader has begun, following Theresa May's announcement that she will step down next month.

>The contest will not only result in a new party leader, but also in the next prime minister of the UK.

>Party bosses expect a new leader to be chosen by the end of July.

>Mrs May confirmed on Friday that she will resign as party leader on 7 June, but will continue as PM while the leadership contest takes place.

Rees-Mogg Warns of Parliamentary ‘Stitch-up’ in Appointing New PM

https://www.breitbart.com/europe/2019/05/24/rees-mogg-warns-parliamentary-stitch-up-appointing-new-pm/

Leading Tory Brexiteer Jacob Rees-Mogg has warned of a parliamentary “stitch-up” in the election process of the next leader of the kind that resulted in Theresa May, a Remainer, becoming prime minister of Brexit Britain.

>Speaking to Sky News shortly after Mrs May announced her resignation, the chairman of the European Research Group (ERG) said that the some 150,000 Conservative Party members must make the final decision of who is to lead the country.

>Mr Rees-Mogg said: “There will be the Parliamentary stage but it must go to members of the Conservative Party this time.

>“It can’t be a stitch up of Parliamentarians. It needs that broader mandate. So, a few weeks – six weeks, say.”

France: President Macron Confirms Lyon Explosion is ‘Attack’, Eight Injured

https://www.breitbart.com/europe/2019/05/24/france-president-macron-confirms-lyon-explosion-is-attack-eight-injured/

At least eight are reported injured after a blast ripped through a street in Lyon, France Friday afternoon. French President Emmanuel Macron has called the incident an “attack”.

>The suspected parcel bomb detonated on Victor-Hugo Road in Lyon, south-east France around 1730 eastern Europe time (1130 ET) and is reported to have been a package stuffed with “nails, screws, bolts”. The eight injured, which includes an eight-year-old girl, are reported to have sustained light injuries.

>Lyon newspaper Le Progress reports French President Emmanuel Macron, who spoke of an attack about the explosion, remarking; “There was an attack in Lyon… there are no fatalities. There are wounded, so I obviously want to have a thought for the wounded, their families.”

>The President was joined in his comments by populist political rival Marine Le Pen: “I give my full support to the wounded in an explosion in Lyon, the light will have to be shed on the circumstances of this terrorist attack.”

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659a33 No.416962

bill and ben

the flowerpot men

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1f3108 No.416963

>>416961

wine-coloured is probably poo eye coping tbh

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baa16b No.416964

>>416960

We wuz neanderthals an shiieeet

>>416963

Tbh, dark brown

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528d43 No.416965

File: 2360360aa9a19c1⋯.png (427.93 KB,628x599,628:599,ClipboardImage.png)

>>416963

Smh, I thought it meant ancient purple eyes or something like that, majestic IMPERIAL genes that were lost to time. That explanation is way lamer

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1f3108 No.416966

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

OH NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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9939c6 No.416967

File: 333cfc117a71b1d⋯.jpeg (Spoiler Image,131.58 KB,575x1024,575:1024,image.jpeg)

I found the ideal candidate for a new mod of /newbrit/

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9939c6 No.416968

File: 43b2237b6661e6e⋯.png (26.05 KB,700x500,7:5,image.png)

>>416966

Anime grils are way hotter tbh

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1f3108 No.416969

>>416967

pic won't load, I'll never know

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454e3d No.416970

File: a7101e55ea95b39⋯.jpg (183.94 KB,706x1000,353:500,74446507_p0_master1200.jpg)

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9939c6 No.416971

>>416969

BBBBBB

BB BB

BB BB

BBBBBB

BB BB

BB BB

BBBBBB

Yeah, what's up with 8 chan an images recently? Whole site has been fucked

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9939c6 No.416972

File: 2c7555047d33db5⋯.jpeg (45.16 KB,320x321,320:321,image.jpeg)

>tfw no

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1f3108 No.416973

testing

BBBBBB

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9939c6 No.416974

>>416973

Very good lad

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48eeed No.416975

I reloaded the page and that seemed to fix it

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9939c6 No.416976

>>416975

Any idea what's going on? DOS attack?

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659a33 No.416977

File: a1375414dd763b7⋯.png (228.4 KB,489x545,489:545,Gk8XRhr.png)

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9939c6 No.416978

File: 486c9c85dfe9ee9⋯.jpeg (106.88 KB,926x720,463:360,image.jpeg)

Did you lads all vote? Results today I think, right?

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9939c6 No.416979

>>416977

Morning lad, how's you?

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766083 No.416980

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

FRESH E;R

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659a33 No.416981

>>416978

yes lad

>>416979

better but still worse every morning

its fucked up

its like i get better during the day but then wake up feeling worse, every day

when will it end

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659a33 No.416982

how's you lad

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1f3108 No.416983

>>416980

goodlad

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454e3d No.416984

>>416981

how come you have been ill for so long?

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9939c6 No.416985

File: d812efd9a2aaaab⋯.png (110.4 KB,728x890,364:445,image.png)

>>416982

Pretty decent tbh. Just had bacon and eggs with a cup of tea

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454e3d No.416986

File: 6be453dca33d715⋯.png (103.53 KB,1866x823,1866:823,1494037796988.png)

tfw anglo-irish

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11818d No.416987

File: 6afd00b83d4d3e9⋯.webm (1.55 MB,720x720,1:1,1558873321219.webm)

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2c6429 No.416988

>car fell apart while I was driving to work party last night

>everyone staring while I drove into the carpark

just had to drive it back home too smh

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644137 No.416989

File: ccfe9326a136cdc⋯.jpg (399.08 KB,1024x720,64:45,W 849.jpg)

dreamed I was raped by devito devito last night who was luckily wearing pants but it was still horrifying what the fuck honestly 😱 he wouldn't let me go unless I ate a desert from mcdonalds or powdered charcoal I went with charcoal and escaped as he was pouring it out, he ran after me and then passed and kept running and some lad who saw this chase told me to never speak to his daughter lol and I started laughing in the absurdity of it and relief. then there was a whole thing where it was like real life and I thought I woke up and was safe but had a creepy feeling devito would come back like freddy krueger and had to slap myself to wake up

this is what I get for wishing I had cool weird dreams like you lads post about SMH

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1f3108 No.416990

>>416988

What's wrong with it, lad?

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644137 No.416991

danny devito*

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1f3108 No.416992

>>416989

KEEEEEEEEEEEEEEK

>this is what I get for wishing I had cool weird dreams like you lads post about SMH

You've learned your lesson

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2c6429 No.416993

>>416990

Exhaust fell off at the engine end. It's loud as fuck now. Thought a motorbike or something was trying to come past me at first. Was dragging along the road on the way there too butI think a speedbump at the exit of the carpark managed to knock it back up off the floor.

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0de883 No.416994

File: f4b7022bc689b38⋯.jpg (78.73 KB,1280x720,16:9,2d1bc3dfb3affbfba13d891f31….jpg)

>no post history

hmm

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1f3108 No.416995

File: 53e6d6789a9501f⋯.png (3.88 MB,2016x1512,4:3,ClipboardImage.png)

Daily choke-out

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528d43 No.416996

File: 0862b41386e7e13⋯.jpg (362.58 KB,1000x1000,1:1,W 813.jpg)

>>416989

Lad whaddafuck that's terrifying dream danny devito coming for you, you're safe now wew.

>this is what I get for wishing I had cool weird dreams like you lads post about SMH

Kek, our brains come up with some crazy stuff sometimes it makes you think what the fugg

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2c6429 No.416997

>>416994

whomst, lad?

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1f3108 No.416998

>>416993

keek wew. Poor lad. Had that too on the work van but it broke off in the middle of nowhere with 6 hours to go. Illegal to drive with but I just pretended to be ignorant smh. Getting it in for service over the weekend?

>>416994

m?

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1f3108 No.416999

File: d6f56cc47e56f97⋯.png (451.4 KB,629x680,37:40,ClipboardImage.png)

>Happiness expert

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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2c6429 No.417000

>>416998

Gonna take it in Tuesday or whenever I next have a day off work. There's places nearby so it'll be ok.

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2c6429 No.417001

At least I didn't have to get it recovered, towing costs a fortune here

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0de883 No.417002

think somebody is using a proxy to post wacky stuff as pembs tbh, his real IP in this thread does have a post history

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11818d No.417003

why do people talk to themselves in northern accents

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1f3108 No.417004

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

Stabbing in Japan

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e6b9c9 No.417005

>>416988

Bad luck lad. Sounds like something out of Mr Bean smh

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e6b9c9 No.417006

>>416999

>Paul Dolan

plz

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659a33 No.417007

>>416984

i wish i knew

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0de883 No.417008

File: 98f09f6179ea661⋯.png (260.75 KB,500x606,250:303,1403384389328.png)

>>417005

>IP changed too

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e6b9c9 No.417009

File: 52d5d95e3468973⋯.jpeg (110.45 KB,468x686,234:343,image.jpeg)

>tfw bincel but also having a threesome

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e6b9c9 No.417010

>>417007

What's your diet like lid?

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e5be95 No.417021

File: 611f6e3d89ae687⋯.jpg (11.91 KB,258x245,258:245,354deaa3770912621bb816da07….jpg)

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