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All Hail The Bum Bum King!

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8cee43 No.415498 [View All]

European elections 2019: EU citizens turned away from UK polls

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-48384000

EU citizens living in the UK have told of their anger after they were unable to vote in the European elections.

>The Electoral Commission said the "very short notice" from the government about the UK's participation in the elections had an impact on the process.

>EU citizens can vote in the country they live in by registering to vote and completing a UC1 form.

>But many complained of receiving the form late and of it not being processed by their local authority in time.

Macron Wants UK to Leave by October to Stop Brexit ‘Polluting’ EU

https://www.breitbart.com/europe/2019/05/23/macron-wants-uk-to-leave-by-october-to-stop-brexit-polluting-eu/

President Emmanuel Macron of France has said that he wants the UK out of the EU by October 31st to stop Brussels’ agenda being “polluted” by Brexit.

>Speaking to Belgian newspaper Le Soir on Wednesday, President Macron appeared to share some of the frustration of Britons that the exit date should have been delayed twice, saying: “In the case of Brexit, you just have to know at some point whether it stops or not.

>“If we follow the logic of saying that it scares us and that we are prepared not to respect the British vote, we betray both the British and the interest of the British,” he added, touching upon a rare sentiment of respect amongst the European elite for the vote to Leave.

>However, the progressive Europhile also saw in a long delay what he perceives s aa danger to advancement of the European Project. The French president was alone amongst his peers at April’s European Summit to push for a shorter extension of Article 50 whilst others, including German Chancellor Angela Merkel, were considering a year.

Macron Names Brexit Negotiator Barnier as ‘Great’ Choice for Next EU Chief

https://www.breitbart.com/europe/2019/05/23/macron-barnier-great-next-eu-chief/

Globalist censorship enthusiast Michel Barnier has “great” qualities to be the next president of the European Commission, according to Emmanuel Macron.

>Commenting on rumours that the EU’s lead Brexit negotiator has been running a shadow campaign to win the bloc’s top job, as something of a ‘compromise’ candidate, the French president was generous with praise about Barnier.

>“Undeniably, Michel Barnier is a man who has great qualities and he demonstrated this once again in the way he handled negotiations with the British,” he said, speaking with Belgian media at the weekend.

>The veteran Eurocrat is “one of the European leaders who have eminent qualities and can be on the list [of candidates to lead the Commission],” Macron told Le Soir’s Wednesday edition, adding that Barnier ticked all the right boxes as someone with “experience at the highest governmental level or European Commission level”.

European Union Election Puts UK Media in Four-Day Bind as Government Unravels

https://www.breitbart.com/europe/2019/05/23/european-union-election-puts-uk-media-in-four-day-bind-as-government-unravels/

Strict broadcasting rules governing election day reporting are being strung out in some cases for four days while people across Europe vote in EU elections, leaving journalists in a difficult situation over reporting the slow-motion collapse of the British government happening at the same time.

>In ordinary British politics, the goings on of Westminster are generally suspended during elections as all involved campaign and wait with bated breath for results. But with the British people voting for a parliament that isn’t even on British soil, and while the future of Prime Minister Theresa May teeters in the balance, two distinct political stories are developing in tandem.

>Nevertheless, strict laws that govern political reportage on election day to prevent broadcasters that might have the ability to influence voters while the polls are open from doing so — mainly television and radio stations — are making for awkward reports on the political developments of the day.

>This is doubly true in the case of the demise of the Prime Minister’s political career and party, which has been reflected strongly in recent opinion polls — but reporting of which are expressly forbidden on election day.

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0e2219 No.416188

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0e2219 No.416189

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0e2219 No.416190

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0e2219 No.416191

File: ace07e0544b0cf1⋯.png (789.94 KB,1200x797,1200:797,ClipboardImage.png)

night lads

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560d68 No.416193

File: fd80ab07525e0ff⋯.png (1.06 MB,786x1200,131:200,ClipboardImage.png)

Love this mango

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560d68 No.416200

File: f7e60ded6010e99⋯.png (2.04 MB,940x1368,235:342,ClipboardImage.png)

she cute

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560d68 No.416203

File: d09a45ad7950294⋯.png (508.88 KB,500x713,500:713,ClipboardImage.png)

Ebisu is my girlfriend

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08affe No.416205

File: 067970e4a964254⋯.png (476.71 KB,591x597,197:199,middle.png)

Prominent South African Farm-Attacks Activist Annette Kennealy Is Beaten to Death With a Pipe and Hammer

https://www.express.co.uk/news/world/1131108/South-africa-white-farmers-annette-Kennealy-death-democratic-alliance

day of the computer when???

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7d2cd0 No.416206

>>416205

fuck sake

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08affe No.416207

File: 78f8df842f39501⋯.png (146.11 KB,791x700,113:100,stormsniffle.png)

>>416206

<hey could you please stop killing innocent farmers?

>*beats to death with a pipe and a hammer*

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7d2cd0 No.416208

>>416207

don't know what white people are even doing in south africa at this point tbh they are literally outnumbered 20 to 1

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08affe No.416209

File: 0c46b2a989ef6c2⋯.png (129.95 KB,1061x915,1061:915,SA whites as of 2001.png)

>>416208

there are over 4 million, most of them are poor and don't have anywhere to go

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08affe No.416210

File: 530332da3bf928b⋯.png (777.65 KB,2105x1841,2105:1841,serveimage.png)

also of interest

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d645a7 No.416211

>>416166

>I specifically not said don't have nightmares, that is being nice

keeeeeeeeek based Sargon. Sadly I wasn't there to protect you, lad

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d645a7 No.416212

File: a297b0631657b82⋯.png (Spoiler Image,1.98 MB,1451x1349,1451:1349,ClipboardImage.png)

NAZBOL GANG

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08affe No.416213

File: fc6f81b3e3acf7f⋯.mp4 (4.87 MB,400x224,25:14,fc6f81b3e3acf7fc87768219ef….mp4)

baste Persia

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d645a7 No.416214

File: ed4fd7d23b404ca⋯.png (Spoiler Image,2.84 MB,2224x1254,1112:627,ClipboardImage.png)

Thank you dear

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08affe No.416215

maybe I should learn some basic Farsi and Arabic and learn about shia islam and grow my beard so if I get drafted to go to war with Iran then I can defect and get Iranian citizenship. then get a qt thicc persian gf and eat spicy lamb chops and yogurt or whatever other weird ethnic shit they eat over there

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d645a7 No.416216

>>416215

You seem to really like this idea.

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d645a7 No.416217

File: 54a9123e10b4d60⋯.png (925.87 KB,682x1024,341:512,ClipboardImage.png)

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08affe No.416218

>>416216

holy shit, they're so fucking ugly. that inbreeding. horseface on the right is trying really hard to get something out of her tits but nothing can really be done without a brown paper bag over that mug

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d645a7 No.416219

>>416218

Poor lassies tbh. then again if they have youth they still have vagina magic and probably won't have a hard time actually finding a man.

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8cee43 No.416220

had a dream i was in the vietnam war with patrick stewart

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08affe No.416221

>>416220

morning lad. have you been eating any blue cheese? that gives you wacky dreams

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8cee43 No.416222

>>416221

Nah, just been having crazy dreams lately

>tfw escaping through the jungle at night being hunted by viet cong after disobeying patrick stewarts orders

Scary shit

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8cee43 No.416223

>>416131

it was a joke about that siege book i posted and how siege could mean a medieval siege and it was funny as shit at the time thinking about it

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8cee43 No.416224

File: aa9f3189c1c68e8⋯.jpg (128.14 KB,668x944,167:236,IMG_20190519_072955.jpg)

>Iran arresting men and women for going to mixed yoga class

Rofl they just want to downwards dog in peace

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8cee43 No.416225

>the outfits were inappropriate

even a muslim theocracy cannot stop women showing off their arses with yoga pants wew

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8cee43 No.416226

Maybe theyre just that comfy

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8cee43 No.416227

Six post comboo

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d645a7 No.416228

>youtube doesn't buffer the whole video anymore

god that's annoying. Anyone know about something to fix it?

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d1d01c No.416229

File: db530d5d86520b1⋯.png (369.13 KB,1024x904,128:113,uwot.png)

One frigging day without fuckups lads

Please

>>416138

It seems to be, but it's gone through a few UI revisions and doesn't have what I wanted there smh

>>416151

You've fucked up again smh, just ignore it. The post is in bad taste but contains nothing ban worthy, let alone a perma. Rescind it if nobody else does before you please.

>>416161

Neo has served as a mod since the end of the Herts era, lad, and has generally been decent. You really should stop being so naughty smh, although I looked at the offending post as a reminder that that incident did happen it's clear you were trying to rile her up and succeeded, not nice behaviour.

>>416211

Rescind it please lad, you should have that power.

>>416227

Please rescind The Poster Formerly Known As Bins' latest perma, Neo shouldn't be banning people because they make merely offensive statements. As this is the second time running she's done something I might suggest she be removed as mod until the PMS is over and she can think straight and not get riled up by an autistic binposter.

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d645a7 No.416230

>>416229

it is rescinded

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d1d01c No.416231

File: 9be631535dab00e⋯.png (80.31 KB,255x255,1:1,depressedpepe.png)

>>416230

Thank you lad, truly best mod smdh I hate having to prod everyone to do these things, it shouldn't be so hard to acknowledge mistakes and act benevolently

JUST GET ALONG REEE

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d645a7 No.416232

>>416231

>just get along

>t. wesshog

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8cee43 No.416233

File: cf1118737af63b4⋯.png (303.57 KB,660x371,660:371,ClipboardImage.png)

Race to be new UK prime minister begins

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-48403705

It begins lads

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8cee43 No.416234

>>416229

>>416231

We are one race

The /newbrit/ race

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08affe No.416235

>>416229

>Neo shouldn't be banning people because they make merely offensive statements

talking about our femoid posters getting raped is banworthy, I banned for that back in the day. permanent no but definitely some duration

>As this is the second time running she's done something I might suggest she be removed as mod

nah

>>416232

he's been quite a bit better, recently

>>416233

>Race to be new UK prime minister begins

I nominate Lew, granted that he is already de facto ruler of Britain

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d645a7 No.416236

>>416235

>talking about our femoid posters getting raped is banworthy, I banned for that back in the day. permanent no but definitely some duration

Got to protect women from words? no

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8cee43 No.416237

>>416235

>I nominate Lew, granted that he is already de facto ruler of Britain

based

*spends entire budget redesigning every british city so that it has huge forest parks and beautiful georgian terraces and knocking down anything ugly*

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d1d01c No.416238

File: de05dbcf675cd36⋯.png (279.6 KB,587x328,587:328,logp.png)

>>416234

Have a talk with Neo when you can lad, please acknowledge when something goes wrong rather than gloss over it. Pure Jannying Zone only no personal vendettas smdh.

>>416232

I do alright these days, the spic is the only person I have filtered now madlad is away, and that's only because I find a lot of his posts irritating and don't wish to argue them.

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d645a7 No.416239

Why do you even like Lew smh he's good for, let's see… nose jokes and… yeah nose jokes that's it smh

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08affe No.416240

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>>416213

this is a very underrated post btw

seriously that webm is fuckign badass, I can't find a source on it but I assume it happened very recently

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8cee43 No.416242

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