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All Hail The Bum Bum King!

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b97a2f No.413996 [View All]

Vicar Offered to Cover up Jesus for Sex-Segregated Ramadan Event in English Church

https://www.breitbart.com/europe/2019/05/20/uk-church-cover-crucifix-muslim/

Christians have slammed a vicar for being “ashamed of the gospel” after she offered to “cover” a crucifix and a painting of Jesus in order to host Muslims celebrating the end of Ramadan in an English church.

>The Reverend Lissa Scott also agreed to set up sex-segregated spaces for guests to engage in Islamic prayer in St Matthew and St Luke’s church in Darlington, where the Iftar meal is set to take place on June 2nd, reports the Sunday Times.

>At a planning meeting in May, attended by the Rev Lissa Scott and pro-”diversity” councillor and former mayor, Gerald Lee, representatives from the Yorkshire town’s Muslim community were told that the church would cover crosses and a famous devotional image of Jesus Christ by William Holman Hunt for the event.

>The Sunday Times reported minutes from the meeting read: “One aisle in church to be cleared of chairs for Muslim men to say prayers. Cover Christian crosses/photographs in small rooms for ladies to say prayers.”

Don't muslims literally revere jesus lol

Hard-Left Labour Leader Backs British Reparations for Africa, Former

https://www.breitbart.com/europe/2019/05/20/far-left-labour-leader-backs-reparations-former-colonies/

Hard-left Labour Party leader Jeremy Corbyn has backed suggestions that the British should pay reparations to former colonies of the British Empire.

>In an interview for Dazed magazine, musician Gaika discussed allegedly man-made climate change and Africa with the socialist politician, asking, “Do you think that Britain, in particular, with its history, has a special responsibility to its former colonies? Do you think that debt relief, reparations, things like this, are part of a global climate strategy?”

>“Absolutely,” Mr Corbyn responded in comments reported by The Times, adding, “Debt relief and development goals that encourage the preservation of forests and the use of them in a sustainable way is perfectly possible.”

>This is not the first time the Labour leader has responded positively to proposals for the British government — ultimately, British taxpayers — to pay reparations to former colonies, many of which are still members of the Commonwealth of Nations headed by Queen Elizabeth II.

WATCH: ‘France Does Not Belong to the French!’ – Hundreds of Illegal Migrants Occupy French Airport

https://www.breitbart.com/europe/2019/05/20/watch-france-does-not-belong-french-hundreds-illegal-migrants-occupy-french-airport/

Hundreds of illegal migrants occupied the Paris Charles de Gaulle airport in France, preventing people from boarding their flights and demanding to speak to Emmanuel Macron’s prime minister, Edouard Philippe.

>“France does not belong to the French! Everyone has a right to be here!” yelled one of the migrants, organised by the pro-migration La Chapelle Debout group, through a loudspeaker, as they pressed for their presence in the country to be regularised.

>Calling themselves “Black Vests” in a homage — of sorts — to the Yellow Vests who have been protesting Emmanuel Macron for months, the migrants also demanded Air France “stop any financial, material, logistical or political participation in deportations” in a statement published on Facebook.

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eae53b No.414715

>>414712

>Just not my type lad.

what is your type?

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e50e14 No.414716

File: 00d99537d52259c⋯.png (32.59 KB,632x257,632:257,ClipboardImage.png)

File: 0140d410def77a6⋯.png (199.38 KB,808x485,808:485,1529201194881.png)

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e8132f No.414718

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>>414712

>Isn't British steel mentioned in that making plans for nigel song.

He has his future in a British steel 🎵

strangely prescient

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9f29bf No.414719

>>414710

thanks lad *doesnt post an actual recording because i have 700 all named nondescript things**

>>414712

>>t. superior sex with more efficient calorie management

the difference between the sexes really boils down to the fact that women are designed to be as energy efficient as possible [and thus are weak] and men are designed to be as powerful as possible [and thus are energy inefficient]

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4e28a2 No.414720

>>414712

>Shortfat taigs then.

She has perfect proportions and is average height smh jealous *ngl* women

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eae53b No.414721

voting day tomorrow tbh

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05d346 No.414722

File: 269ae76486e8b5f⋯.jpg (161.46 KB,1125x796,1125:796,__original_drawn_by_senhap….jpg)

>>414715

Tall dark and handsome obviously.

>>414718

And if your Nigel says he's happy

he must be happy

>>414719

Get a load of this energy inefficient human being.

>>414720

>perfect proportions

Is that according to daftie standards or wessex standards

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4e28a2 No.414723

>>414722

>Is that according to daftie standards or wessex standards

my standards

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f66874 No.414724

File: bcdece98de0d584⋯.jpg (37.52 KB,720x960,3:4,pope.jpg)

>>414721

>Sargon on the ballot

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9f29bf No.414725

File: 614de2a8b0924ca⋯.jpg (78.86 KB,1280x720,16:9,1x08-The-Pointy-End-sandor….jpg)

>>414722

I think you mean

POWERFUL.

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eae53b No.414726

>>414722

>Tall dark and handsome obviously.

cringe tbh

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167a08 No.414727

>>414703

kek

>>414704

that drop is really nice

>>414709

what instrument lad?

>>414713

keek I don't blame you really

>>414716

ahhhhh don't put it in norsehq ladd

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e8132f No.414728

>>414727

>keek I don't blame you really

it's like I like my yorkshire accent but I prefer that I speak pretty neutral it can be a bit much

also it's the based sign of a neet not interacting with humans and having no accent kek

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05d346 No.414729

File: 100f0de3441c2da⋯.jpg (106.46 KB,510x720,17:24,__original_drawn_by_senhap….jpg)

>>414723

Idk lad you could be a chubby chaser for all we know.

>>414725

RUNS OUT OF ENERGY*

>>414726

Don't feel threatened lad, just because I already know someone of that type.

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167a08 No.414730

nos da

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eae53b No.414731

>>414729

cringe

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f66874 No.414732

File: f3611081f248f22⋯.png (23.63 KB,418x408,209:204,f3611081f248f22034d91f31f6….png)

>>414727

Keyboard. Figured I should stop putting it off seeing as I'll be elderly in a month's time.

>check the date

>actually it's a week's time

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4e28a2 No.414733

>>414729

>Idk lad you could be a chubby chaser for all we know.

Thiccest I like is Milana

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e8132f No.414734

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>>414730

goodnite lad

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9f29bf No.414735

>>414729

>runs out of energy

>says the species that faints

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eae53b No.414736

>>414732

you'll soon be too old to post here, lad

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05d346 No.414737

File: 13dad9be9a0b787⋯.jpg (162.87 KB,1408x950,704:475,__jeanne_d_arc_fujimaru_ri….jpg)

>>414730

Sleep tight lad, I'm going to bed too.

>>414733

So is she fat and will she be fat after having your taiglets

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eae53b No.414738

>>414737

*tucks you in and kisses you on the forehead*

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f66874 No.414739

File: e76b4aa9e8081ed⋯.jpg (41.39 KB,800x400,2:1,boom.jpg)

>>414736

>oldfag posters get banned Logan's Run style

>run away to qanon threads

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4e28a2 No.414741

>>414737

>So is she fat and will she be fat after having your taiglets

No

Hopefully not. She's getting into the habit of going to the gym more now so I think it's looking unlikely.

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e8132f No.414742

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>>414739

I could never ban you

You're based and snkpilled

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eae53b No.414743

>>414741

gross tbh..

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eae53b No.414744

>>414742

>I could never ban you

Yes, but I could

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4e28a2 No.414745

>>414743

>gross tbh..

???

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f66874 No.414746

Where did that warwickshire poster go anyway?

>>414742

th-thanks lad

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5bf463 No.414747

File: fdd52d6710360c1⋯.png (386.24 KB,770x409,770:409,ClipboardImage.png)

‘Bald, Dumpy’ Man Becomes Competitive Bodybuilder After Wife Suddenly Leaves Him

https://nextshark.com/japanese-man-wife-left-becomes-bodybuilder/

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4e28a2 No.414748

>>414746

>Where did that warwickshire poster go anyway?

Probably to eat his wife out

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eae53b No.414749

>>414745

don't make her a skinny anorexic mess lad

>>414746

He left in a puff after I tried to explain to him that Africans had metalworking before Europeans arrived.

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5bf463 No.414750

File: 5092fb437d14267⋯.png (87.13 KB,658x518,47:37,RIP.PNG)

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4e28a2 No.414751

>>414749

>don't make her a skinny anorexic mess lad

Both of us definitely want to avoid that. Her goal is mostly just to be a bit more toned.

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167a08 No.414752

File: 02b23c194bb1f9b⋯.png (485.07 KB,650x494,25:19,anime-boy-sleeping-books-s….png)

>>414728

it's a kino accent but yea like another language to anyone outside your region kek

true that 😎 quite a lot of young people don the have one here it's weird

>>414732

ahhhh you're only as old as you feel lad

>>414734

>>414737

zzzzzz

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eae53b No.414753

>>414751

vile

gingerlass has an ideal body tbh

not fat or chubby, but has a little bit of thiccness

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c83492 No.414754

File: 7d6bd437411f994⋯.jpg (27.32 KB,545x362,545:362,time pepe.jpg)

>wonder why people are going to bed at 8:30

>my clock has stopped

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a717f7 No.414755

File: 2d1d907bf60b6ed⋯.png (1.97 MB,1276x715,116:65,nhmjhf.png)

*AHEM*

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eae53b No.414756

>>414754

not that it matters

the world moves on without you regardless

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a717f7 No.414758

File: 6fe6d615b6b2454⋯.jpg (280.1 KB,852x480,71:40,1456370462397.jpg)

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f66874 No.414759

>>414747

An uplifting story

>>414748

Must be a lot of fun, he's been gone for ever.

>>414750

wew, he seemed alright as well

>they didn't domesticate cattle

In west Africa? I'd have thought not, afaik basically no African animals can be tamed.

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f66874 No.414760

>>414755

Well I'm certainly not going to suck on those toes ;_;

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5cbaa9 No.414761

>>414759

>afaik basically no African animals can be tamed

the krauts tamed giraffes and stuff in Namibia

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f66874 No.414762

>>414761

Really? I'd have thought it would be the same deal as zebras, you can half-tame them but they're always a bit too wild to trust.

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9f29bf No.414763

>>414762

people who say that zebras are actually so different to horses seems like such a nigger cope tbh

there was a point in history where every animal was wild and 'untameable' yet people who eventually tamed them persevered and got there somehow didn't they

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5cbaa9 No.414764

>>414762

yeah probably half-tame, idk the specifics. I've just heard that they domesticated things like that

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5cbaa9 No.414765

>>414763

>there was a point in history where every animal was wild and 'untameable' yet people who eventually tamed them persevered and got there somehow didn't they

well that was due to generations of selectively breeding the ones that were the most docile

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2113eb No.414766

>>414763

Dogs, cats, and horses were specially engineered for us by aliens, tbh.

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9f29bf No.414767

>>414765

whichever way they did it

no excuses

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