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All Hail The Bum Bum King!

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3c0b54 No.410309 [View All]

pretend there are links here

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61f88b No.410974

>>410968

>not the sore part

I was once dating this dirty lass that actually wanted me to fap my benis sore to her lewds and filthy talk…

she was mental though

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d4b9e6 No.410975

File: e07421afb6a750b⋯.jpg (35.12 KB,700x467,700:467,sheep.jpg)

*considers offering the stones to the lass with the most Welsh name*

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5ff7ce No.410976

>>410972

>doing your evolutionary duty as a man and trying to find a partner is degenerate

it's nice that you enjoy being alone lad

>>410974

keek now that's a strange fetish

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99370f No.410977

>>410974

>I was once dating

have sex

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99370f No.410978

File: d528eba4b4fd3af⋯.jpg (65.22 KB,642x642,1:1,a744d1c593fa39c93f7772e86e….jpg)

>"Stop staring at me"

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24d048 No.410979

>>410976

>evolutionary duty

cringe @ u incel

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61f88b No.410980

File: 7b6314b5c06f46f⋯.png (87.31 KB,680x521,680:521,image.png)

>TIL that dating women is incel behaviour

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d4b9e6 No.410981

File: 6c1334349652213⋯.jpg (46.83 KB,705x605,141:121,peter hitchens gs.jpg)

>>410976

>casual sex with multiple women in quick succession

>"trying to find a partner"

If you're going to be a degenerate at least be honest about it

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d4b9e6 No.410982

>>410980

"dating" is a vile yankicism, stop using that term

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61f88b No.410983

>>410976

Lad, they kind of have a point, you're seeing two women at once, that's not exactly the behaviour of someone seeking a decent partner

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61f88b No.410984

>>410982

I have a date soon

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24d048 No.410985

>>410984

no you dont

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61f88b No.410986

>>410985

I do tbh

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5ff7ce No.410987

>duh-generit

>posts creepshots, one of which is suspiciously young

hmmst

>>410981

Didn't fugg her last night lad she sent me lewds and I fapped this morning.

>>410983

Haven't known either of them long enough to make it a committed relationship. Once I've been on a date with both then I'll decide which one to persue properly. No reason not to enjoy it in the meantime though.

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61f88b No.410988

>>410987

Okay then, don't let them find out about each other though or they may conspire to ruin your life

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5ff7ce No.410989

>>410986

22st coming home from work doesn't count lad smh

what's she like?

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99370f No.410990

>>410986

no you don't

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61f88b No.410991

>>410989

She's got a nice bod, is quite outgoing and funny

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24d048 No.410992

>tfw no milf to cuddle with and do things with but not actually have sex

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61f88b No.410993

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>>410990

Lad, I've been working out, dieting, buying new clothes, got a hair cut,mane have been going out and being more social. Now I have a date. I put the effort in and it paid off

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61f88b No.410994

>>410992

You have the life you deserve lad

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24d048 No.410995

>>410994

i guess

:[

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99370f No.410996

>>410993

>working out

sick of these yankisms

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61f88b No.410997

>>410996

Is there anything you aren't sick of lad?

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24d048 No.410998

>>410996

sick of you tbh

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61f88b No.410999

>>410998

Yeah me too

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9fe96b No.411000

>>410948

wew he got so butthurt

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24d048 No.411001

milfs

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9fe96b No.411002

just like me after a meeting with the bossman smh

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61f88b No.411003

File: 7b3355fac2868be⋯.gif (30.98 KB,1005x839,1005:839,image.gif)

>>411000

Lad you're back!!!!!

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99370f No.411004

>>410999

you are such a snake

>p..please be my ally

rootless opportunist

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9fe96b No.411005

>>411003

feels good to be back with my frens tbh

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9fe96b No.411006

>>411004

Keek is this the mad lad?

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99370f No.411007

File: b8ea31839756772⋯.png (532.31 KB,518x584,259:292,1509344720329.png)

>(132)

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61f88b No.411008

>>411004

No I'm genuinely sick of you

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99370f No.411009

>>411008

>d…dorshit please be my ally

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9fe96b No.411010

>meet boss and he "rewards" me with another low paying route I am supposed to worship him for

>it's the shite route his wife didn't want to do

>>411003

woah that's a very nice post count. very nice. How did The Poster Formerly Known As Binsman even do this being busy all day?

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24d048 No.411011

>>411009

might ban you tbh

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9fe96b No.411012

>>411011

Lad, no

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61f88b No.411013

>>411010

I think it ncluded my posts from last night

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9fe96b No.411014

>thread is running out of space

uh oh

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61f88b No.411015

>>411011

DO IT!

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99370f No.411016

File: 1746ff2c2791d10⋯.png (298.92 KB,652x679,652:679,htrnf.png)

JANNY ARE YOU OK JANNY ARE YOU OK ARE YOU OK JANNY

YOU'VE BEEN HIT BY YOU'VE BEEN DABBED ON BY A CUTE CRIMINAL

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61f88b No.411017

File: a8eff582ca85d3e⋯.png (149.99 KB,550x550,1:1,image.png)

>>411014

Who will save us?

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9fe96b No.411018

File: 0b1fe3598d708a1⋯.png (21.69 KB,639x481,639:481,0b1fe3598d708a18c1a9ea52b7….png)

>Westie is on holiday and we won't get a new thread until he is back home

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61f88b No.411019

>>411016

Don't start trying to be cute now lad, it's too late

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61f88b No.411020

>>411018

But that means we're all finished!!

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99370f No.411021

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61f88b No.411023

NO UNNECESSAY POSTS BELOW THIS LINE!

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8fa62c No.411024

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