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All Hail The Bum Bum King!

File: e8f66fbbca2139e⋯.png (309.28 KB,620x372,5:3,ClipboardImage.png)

379f92 No.408110 [View All]

Royal baby: Duke and Duchess of Sussex show off newborn son

https://www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2019/may/08/duke-and-duchess-of-sussex-show-off-their-newborn-son

Harry and Meghan describe magic of having baby, whose name has yet to be announced

>The Duke and Duchess of Sussex showed their newborn son to the world on Wednesday, with Meghan declaring: “It’s magic, it’s pretty amazing. I have the two best guys in the world so I’m really happy.”

>Speaking in St George’s Hall at Windsor Castle as Prince Harry cradled their two-day-old child, she said of the baby: “He has the sweetest temperament, he’s really calm.” Harry said: “I don’t know who he gets that from.”

>The couple have not yet announced the name they have chosen for the seventh in line to the throne. By tradition, he could have at least one title, the Earl of Dumbarton, taken from one of the subsidiary titles of his father.

Brexit SHOCK: Farage makes BRILLIANT Brexit prediction – 'everything will change'

https://www.express.co.uk/showbiz/tv-radio/1124222/Brexit-news-UK-Nigel-Farage-Brexit-Party-Theresa-May-European-election-general-election

NIGEL FARAGE has predicted what will happen next with Brexit with his new Brexit Party topping the polls ahead of the upcoming European elections at the end of March.

>The Government is in Brexit negotiations with the Labour Party, but Theresa May’s de-facto deputy admitted on Tuesday that European elections would need to go ahead. Nigel Farage has predicted what he thinks will happen next with Brexit, with his new party already topping the polls ahead of the upcoming EU vote. He told Good Morning Britain: “I think these European elections in two-weeks time are going to change everything.

>“I think, I could be wrong, I think this new Brexit Party that I set up four weeks ago has kind of appeared like a jack in a box.

>“I think we are going to win these European elections. Possibly win them in quite a big way.

Mike Pompeo set to issue Huawei warning on UK visit

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-48198932

US Secretary of State Mike Pompeo is expected to warn the UK about allowing Chinese firm Huawei access to critical infrastructure on a visit to London.

>Mr Pompeo will hold talks with Theresa May and make a speech on foreign policy ahead of US President Donald Trump's state visit next month.

>The US is reported to be alarmed at Huawei's possible involvement in building the UK's 5G mobile network.

>The UK government has insisted no final decision has been made.

Ireland: Politicians Back Globalism, But People Fear Country ‘Changing Too Quickly’, ‘Too Politically Correct’

https://www.breitbart.com/europe/2019/05/02/ireland-establishment-mass-migration/

While the political and media class in Ireland double down on their support for open borders, a new survey has revealed a majority of the country’s citizens feel uneasy about the globalist transformation taking place.

>The Irish Times brimmed with optimism reporting the results of its 2019 Sign of the Times survey at the weekend, declaring that the research showed “a seismic shift in the country’s social and moral mores in a very short period of time”.

>In its analysis of social attitudes revealed by the survey, the newspaper hailed the birth of a “new Ireland” which is “best exemplified” by referendum victories in 2015 and 2018 for same-sex marriage and for the removal of most abortion restrictions.

>“There is a ‘progressive’ outlook on important social issues with significant part of our society [sic],” proclaims the Behaviour & Attitudes market research company on one page of its report.

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f49894 No.408788

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>>408786

>I wish I knew what the red and yellow things are all over that last building.

I was wondering that too, not sure actually.

>Rip them all down.

Have some comfy Yorkshire towns as a palette cleanser. All of those ugly buildings will be knocked down and replaced as nobody likes them tbh, meanwhile most churches and cathedrals here are centuries old as people loathe to destroy the good stuff.

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dd6f8b No.408789

>>408780

same as last season

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7c18b7 No.408790

File: 5c809964fa6e9ad⋯.jpg (1.53 MB,4076x1896,1019:474,1438286720825-0.jpg)

Brutalism only works when everything around it is also brutalist. Modern city centers are more like our minecraft towns where every plot has a different style.

>>408787

All of them, rectangles and triangles.

>>408788

I love those railway bridges they're very ghibli.

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bae7c4 No.408791

File: 703ddf45417bb8a⋯.jpg (386.8 KB,1920x1082,960:541,PeakAesthetic(1).jpg)

File: 23e2a1b11841f74⋯.jpg (173.23 KB,800x1067,800:1067,PeakAesthetic(2).jpg)

>>408790

>modern city centres are more like our Minecraft towns where every plot has a different style

Once mine is finished everyone will realise the superiority of such aesthetics and rush to replace their own creations with something as magnificent.

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7c18b7 No.408792

File: 456a6a838920e7c⋯.jpg (137.79 KB,450x450,1:1,__jeanne_d_arc_and_jeanne_….jpg)

>>408791

go build your krautism on a kraut server instead smh

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bae7c4 No.408793

File: d97b643a2f9c356⋯.jpg (88.15 KB,810x464,405:232,kraut.jpg)

>>408792

>go build your krautism on a kraut server instead smh

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3f7c7a No.408794

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FRESJ COVOC FENCER

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3f7c7a No.408795

watch like buy

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bae7c4 No.408796

File: 31083ff1c27f17c⋯.jpg (455.95 KB,1894x1000,947:500,MeinKraft.jpg)

aesthetic tbh

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3f7c7a No.408797

>>408796

KEEK. He really is a Kraut

>that giant structure looming over Neo

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7c18b7 No.408798

File: 4896c654d703af9⋯.jpg (336.95 KB,707x1000,707:1000,__jeanne_d_arc_and_jeanne_….jpg)

>>408796

It's stupidly oversized and should be made out of smooth stone rather than bricks.

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3f7c7a No.408799

File: 8814843d58416a0⋯.webm (2.82 MB,1000x420,50:21,ironic gayism.webm)

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bae7c4 No.408800

>>408798

>stupidly oversized

Needs to be big to fit the eagle on top lad.

>smooth stone

Then it'd be too light.

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b40188 No.408801

File: a8a52e98f6b6c42⋯.png (165.25 KB,247x248,247:248,1366812487951.png)

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c17e5d No.408802

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c17e5d No.408803

File: 62ff07e40f8a0b6⋯.png (3.2 MB,2048x2016,64:63,ClipboardImage.png)

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f49894 No.408804

File: 8ac057da4290e36⋯.png (570.25 KB,1153x626,1153:626,ClipboardImage.png)

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c17e5d No.408805

File: c1f7e2275fc33ea⋯.png (159.53 KB,500x390,50:39,ClipboardImage.png)

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dd6f8b No.408806

>>408796

tnt it for the memes

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bae7c4 No.408807

>>408806

>tnt it for the memes

That'd damage the main structure though.

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bae7c4 No.408808

File: 7cf59e99c5e208b⋯.jpg (73.61 KB,800x446,400:223,PeakAesthetic(3).jpg)

File: 9e2dc18e28707bb⋯.gif (157.97 KB,250x308,125:154,00000(11).gif)

Help me make it real in Minecraft lads.

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dd6f8b No.408809

>>408807

a few blocks behind the centre of the swastika

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ac1511 No.408810

>>408779

went there 10 years ago when I had a gf studying at Nagasaki university

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c17e5d No.408811

>>408810

Boomer?

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b40188 No.408812

File: a7800a5ef3983b9⋯.png (53.14 KB,200x269,200:269,ClipboardImage.png)

>>408808

>not building your dystopian structures entirely out of glass

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ac1511 No.408813

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bae7c4 No.408814

>>408812

Glass is harder to come by than stone.

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f49894 No.408815

>>408805

that was just banter

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f49894 No.408816

File: 17bd003041efc83⋯.png (63.16 KB,681x739,681:739,btfo.png)

SARGONE seems to have claimed another victim

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7c18b7 No.408817

File: 72515f825ddd14e⋯.png (1018.69 KB,1675x661,1675:661,sargon.png)

>>408816

>2% (-3)

>1/4th of the CUK party

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c17e5d No.408818

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b40188 No.408819

File: 0e4bcb5e0241433⋯.png (351.11 KB,600x600,1:1,sargon (2).png)

>>408816

*chuckles*

h-heh yeah well, depends on the child

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bae7c4 No.408820

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>>408816

All part of the 20 year plan.

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f49894 No.408821

File: fe80d6ca8805a63⋯.png (298.23 KB,400x541,400:541,leon1.png)

>Indications that the Tories are to face their worst vote share result in history for any governing party in a national election.

Will Theresa be remembered as presiding over one of the worst prime ministerships of all time

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dd6f8b No.408822

>>408821

desperate to see them hit single digits

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b40188 No.408823

>>408821

>one of

Honestly think she's been the single worst one. Not only does she have shitty malicious intentions, she's been so utterly incompetent as to not even get close to implementing them. Shite by intent and execution.

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7c18b7 No.408824

File: e16913dfebf3d39⋯.png (133.62 KB,540x360,3:2,ClipboardImage.png)

>>408821

Her record will be whitewashed by successor Tories like always tbh. Party before country.

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7c18b7 No.408825

File: 08ea14a948dac2f⋯.jpg (31.29 KB,308x326,154:163,08ea14a948dac2fe3c7104495e….jpg)

>easy talking to strangers face to face

>get croaky and go to pieces over the phone

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c17e5d No.408826

>>408825

>ywn dominate Neo over the phone

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ac1511 No.408827

File: e24ce0965faae83⋯.png (71.21 KB,580x369,580:369,D6J4bD6W4AAUTXh.png)

BTFO even more

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dd6f8b No.408828

File: 380667515526e64⋯.png (101.91 KB,227x194,227:194,1495558972472.png)

>>408827

>my team

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43f9aa No.408829

>>408766

>>408767

yeah to "Stan" something just means to be a loyal follower of something or someone to the degree of obsession, based indeed off the eminem song

>>408768

>>408769

>tfw female you probably has a gf and you don't

>>408776

>>408779

I love this so much tbh

>tfw Japan literally becomes the last implicit stand of white identity

>>408782

read >>408695

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43f9aa No.408830

>>408786

>I wish I knew what the red and yellow things are all over that last building.

they're clearly minecraft banners lass

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f49894 No.408831

File: 628df19b5045613⋯.png (974.22 KB,992x744,4:3,ClipboardImage.png)

didn't know this lad directed a quiet place as well, really enjoyed the movie, actors seem to make good directors ala mel

>>408829

I visited your house lad and it was very cool, I like the chandelier, also the end of the bridge looks better like that.. As soon as I entered spooky music played and I heard monster sounds dunno if that was intended.

>>408825

You'll have to use voice chat when we're raiding get practicing.

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43f9aa No.408832

>>408825

Keeek *makes you sweat and pace around awkwardly*

>>408831

>I like the chandelier

thanks lad but it's unfinished, it obvs needs lights but annoyingly the game barely lets you attach anything to iron railings other than blocks or other iron railings

>As soon as I entered spooky music played and I heard monster sounds dunno if that was intended.

No lad, this is exactly what we were trying to tell you about ahhh

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43f9aa No.408834

going to dig underneath the courtyard and main hall and see if I can fix the problem

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f49894 No.408836

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0ac4b7 No.408837

File: 421a5c653fb55ca⋯.png (706.53 KB,808x665,808:665,ClipboardImage.png)

Reminder what happens when Sargon arrives. Watch yourself.

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b40188 No.408841

File: ce61c64c9c6e15b⋯.png (247.24 KB,500x376,125:94,ClipboardImage.png)

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35519f No.409207

File: 2eb3e41afa3cf65⋯.jpeg (Spoiler Image,84.32 KB,768x960,4:5,j-boy.jpeg)

GUESS WHO'S BACK!?!

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