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All Hail The Bum Bum King!

File: dfbbbeb247e7675⋯.jpg (342.04 KB,1200x1200,1:1,serveimage.jpg)

56bab8 No.407358 [View All]

no links 'cause emegency. give me something and I'll edit it in

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4706f6 No.408063

File: 00add344fe267aa⋯.png (5.67 MB,2048x1528,256:191,ClipboardImage.png)

>>408059

>We should've helped the Japanese beat China instead of the other way around basically, and the Pacific would've been an easy win with the use of Australia which most people seem to ignore as crucial to the whole theatre.

Wonder if the Windsors and Japanese royal families would/will ever intermarry.

>ywn see an anglo inherit the Chrysanthemum throne

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00941f No.408064

File: f09463ecd835867⋯.jpg (208.3 KB,1200x800,3:2,bikerraifus.jpg)

>>408063

>Wonder if the Windsors and Japanese royal families would/will ever intermarry.

the japs aren't black enough for that

>tfw no chrysanthemum/rose hybrid union of nations

How strange that we should be so many oceans apart yet share such a common soul.

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00941f No.408065

convergent evolution is cool

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00941f No.408066

File: f39962a6302dc4e⋯.jpg (628.64 KB,1920x1200,8:5,ws_Grass_Green_Field_&_Dar….jpg)

Got a hot chocolate and it's grey and rainy outside yet the grass is vibrant and verdant. So comfy.

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00941f No.408067

File: 07b809eaa111a41⋯.gif (1.79 MB,333x498,111:166,tenor.gif)

Just heard thunder too ahhhhhh

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4706f6 No.408068

>>408064

wonder what the lads on the left are looking at

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cea354 No.408069

>>408057

I loved it, it's a really enjoyable fantasy seeing how it would all play out between Germany and Japan and Hitler's succession and stuff like that. also the colossal nazi architecture is so sexy, seeing a massive New York skyscraper draped in a swastika curtain from top to bottom and the Berlin dome unf. I thought the story would end up having the rebels beat the nazzys already but it hasn't happened so far. it's realistic too that the Germans would end up gaining the technological advantage

bad point the rebel girl mc is really annoying almost unbearable and pointless sex scenes but all TV shows need that now for some reason

>>408058

it's not like that universe could become the main one for the show or something

a big plot point towards the end is the nazis build a massive machine using ayyrian tech that would let them invade other universes like that one and create a multi-universal reich 🤤

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00941f No.408070

>>408069

>pointless sex scenes but all TV shows need that now for some reason

I don't understand it either, are they expecting that their audience needs sexual stimulation as well to stay interested? Do they want me to spontaneously start masturbating for the 30 seconds they actually show anything and then immediately stop when the next scene or ad break starts? Baffling tbh.

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dcb4bb No.408071

File: 425d287d6a72cc5⋯.jpg (103.19 KB,809x1024,809:1024,GASSED.jpg)

>>408030

>in self imposed exile until Spic is permanently out of any position of power after banning pretty much everyone last night.

You all deserved to be banned, your posts were disgusting and indefensible. However, I do not want the board to split into two tiny ones, so if that will appease you then I will request for Westie to delete my vol acc

>>408068

'ey Lew, delete my vol acc. there are other mods that can take care of things, if it will help the community mend its wounds then it's well worth it

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cea354 No.408072

back from TENEREFE btw haha 😎

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00941f No.408073

>>408071

>I will request for Westie to delete my vol acc

Give them an inch and they'll take a mile, you've already transferred BOwnership. They'll never be satisfied lad, just leave it as it is. But it's your choice I guess.

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dcb4bb No.408074

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>>408072

welcome back, lad. did you get sunburned?

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cea354 No.408075

>>408070

it's really weird I have to keep a remote so I can skip that stuff

idk if it's some strange Hollywood thing where they like to shame the actors into doing public acts or what

>>408071

I thought you were a decent bo permaing bumbum was too much but wew the reation was so overblown why do people care so much about the politics of some backwater shitposting board like this anyway

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dcb4bb No.408076

File: f5ec9b935f831ce⋯.jpg (42.63 KB,619x406,619:406,f5ec9b935f831ce06eaa6c26d8….jpg)

>>408073

I don't really care whether I'm a mod or not, as long as the board is in good hands. It's more important that we resolve the drama

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bc7d08 No.408077

File: d5fb80611914888⋯.jpg (839.21 KB,1100x1555,220:311,__jeanne_d_arc_and_jeanne_….jpg)

>>408071

You've been a very graceful martyr lad.

>>408072

croeso nol lad

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4706f6 No.408078

File: 603b25e83e4bcd5⋯.png (680.45 KB,1057x529,1057:529,ClipboardImage.png)

File: b02bf4df825b805⋯.png (1.73 MB,1280x720,16:9,ClipboardImage.png)

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>>408069

Ah that sounds quite good actually I'll have to watch it and we can talk about it.

Loved the architecture and fantasy stuff for the wolfenstein games but I saw a trailer where you fight with a group of sassy communist minorities and fat women or something and it just seemed kind of dumb and silly, not buying that lol.

Hope you've been enjoying your hols off on mine in a few days 🌞

>bad point the rebel girl mc is really annoying almost unbearable and pointless sex scenes but all TV shows need that now for some reason

WHAT YOU AREN'T A HOT BLOODED ALPHA MALE CAN'T HANDLE A BIT OF SEX SON? Yeah i don't get the appeal of watching actors pretend to have fake sex in what is completely irrelevant to the plot 99% of the time. Then again I meet middle aged people in the pub who are like "haha did you watch game of thrones when that woman got naked last episode hehehe that was sexy wasn't it" so maybe some people like it wew. Wonder if they had this stuff in gladiator times to control the people, actually I was reading the other day they'd send out women gladiators to warm everyone up before the real fights, guess nothing changes.

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dd50da No.408079

>>408069

I think they put it there for the female audience, tbh. They seem to go mad for smut with a narrative.

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ac24f0 No.408080

>408071

>a classic Scottish poem about a chicken is disgusting and indefensible because it has a title which sounds saucy in modern times

yeah permanently filtering you now, byebye you vile humourless cunt

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3500e7 No.408081

2/3 did not bang. My male landlord offered me a massage though.

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4706f6 No.408082

>>408075

>I thought you were a decent bo permaing bumbum was too much but wew the reation was so overblown why do people care so much about the politics of some backwater shitposting board like this anyway

The fate of britain is at stake lad 😤 When the revolution cometh all those who are mods on this board will get high up positions in the civil service / larp : p yeah think people take things a bit too seriously sometimes.

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dd50da No.408083

>>408075

Not really a fan of excessive banning for anything short of CP spam. Think I'll keep this as my main board though, because I like the funposters more than the twigs in their arses dramaposters.

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4706f6 No.408084

File: 1612b0be8d97103⋯.jpg (53.82 KB,800x450,16:9,14608107_1180665285312703_….jpg)

>>408080

> classic Scottish poem about a chicken

Think I was out when this happened

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ac24f0 No.408085

>>408075

he didn't just ban Bumbum he banned basically everyone in the thread for bantering him over it

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2ba6b4 No.408086

>>408072

>back from TENEREFE btw haha

Well I went to Elevenerife

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4706f6 No.408087

File: 52b2c0d1fb4766f⋯.png (951.32 KB,1017x715,1017:715,ClipboardImage.png)

Juncker: EU Should Have ‘Interfered’ in Brexit Vote to ‘Destroy’ Leave ‘Lies’

https://www.breitbart.com/europe/2019/05/08/juncker-eu-interfered-brexit-lies/

The European Commission chief has said he regrets not intervening in Britain’s 2016 EU referendum, claiming Brussels could have ‘destroyed the lies’ which supposedly led to Brexit.

>Speaking in the Belgian capital on Monday, Jean-Claude Juncker said that the UK’s then Prime Minister David Cameron was wrong to have warned Eurocrats against meddling in the EU referendum campaign.

>“It was a mistake [for Brussels] not to intervene and not to interfere, because we would have been the only ones to destroy the lies that were circulated round,” he told a news conference, adding: “I was wrong to be silent at an important moment.”

>Cameron’s caution to Juncker and his fellow Commission members during the 2016 campaign came following the largely unimpressed reactions that greeted the then US President Barack Obama’s stepping in to warn that voting for Brexit would send Britain to the “back of the queue” regarding a trade deal. It was later revealed that Obama’s intervention in the Brexit debate was at the express request of Prime Minister Cameron, but was considered to have backfired as British voters objected to being lectured to by a foreign leader.

the ability of the british people to cause euro salt is unparalelled rofl

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4706f6 No.408088

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4706f6 No.408089

File: a93ee1eb921a796⋯.png (385.24 KB,800x800,1:1,1549414700.png)

>Eurocrats think that interfering in a democratic vote would've looked good to the British people

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dd50da No.408090

>>408089

Based Dave.

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00941f No.408091

File: 00bbb4797ce8408⋯.png (4.93 KB,278x300,139:150,tumblr_odasn1SnVS1u68x2uo1….png)

>>408078

>they'd send out women gladiators to warm everyone up before the real fights

So bikini armour has some historical basis after all.

spends 5 minutes looking for a decent pic without finding one

>>408087

Bloody hell what a cunntttt

>>408089

baste

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00941f No.408092

File: 57ac6664e3789ad⋯.jpg (74.47 KB,700x950,14:19,Cf6nmTqUUAEWLCX.jpg large.jpg)

really need to sort out my cool pics folder tbh

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4706f6 No.408093

File: e124d1405dd8b1d⋯.png (120.28 KB,225x633,75:211,ClipboardImage.png)

>>408091

It was accurate after all, based.

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dd50da No.408094

File: d80589164bb225d⋯.jpg (56.16 KB,325x548,325:548,d80589164bb225d73581a7cbc7….jpg)

>listening to some smooth jazz

>it starts raining

aaaaaaaahh

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dd50da No.408095

>>408091

Most warriors historically wore quite little for the sake of mobility, didn't they? Probably more truth in bikini armour than dressing everyone in full plate, which was more an ornamental thing reserved for important rich people.

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dcb4bb No.408096

huge gray squirrel under the birdfeeder, it's like the size of a rabbit

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00941f No.408097

File: e735e42ff1ded7f⋯.jpg (600.07 KB,913x1200,913:1200,59161833_p0_master1200.jpg)

File: e430da455061473⋯.jpg (246.03 KB,1024x1406,512:703,a_mounted_party_by_inshoo1….jpg)

File: f60aaee8f61425e⋯.jpg (133.59 KB,786x1000,393:500,catbuck-j-02-knight.jpg)

File: ce8fb519c84afe7⋯.jpg (248.3 KB,600x1195,120:239,ce8fb519c84afe78bb127dbaa3….jpg)

>>408095

this tbh, even though women were not and are not designed to be fighters and only would have been dressed for battle in special circumstances and like the example westie mentioned

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ad0152 No.408098

File: 2451d90e63a7452⋯.gif (1.05 MB,400x300,4:3,1557190301228.gif)

only meant to sleep for an hour or two, just woke up smh

>>408004

>Do you still wanna join the army Jocko?

noooooo, that ship has sailed for me. I wish I had joined when I was younger though. What about yourself? Could the army be a career option for Westie?

>>408005

I got banned there last night. The BO of that place is a tyrant

So no thank you!

>>408034

no

NO!

I hope that part of the family just fades into irrelevancy

FUCK

>>408036

Yeah this. and I think the other board was just created because Herts likes to be in power online because he has no power irl. Sad really smh, but oh well

>>408042

Do drivers get compensation when they crash?

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5f0ef0 No.408099

>>408097

>'ey Lew, delete my vol acc. there are other mods that can take care of things, if it will help the community mend its wounds then it's well worth it

Oof I love that cuirassier. Should have had clothes and a proper breastplate though

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4706f6 No.408100

File: ae361454d87f233⋯.jpg (273.16 KB,720x717,240:239,Thanos spig.jpg)

*deletes board volunteer Spicposter*

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00941f No.408101

>>408100

keeeeek

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ad0152 No.408102

File: 39787c05085a0bb⋯.jpg (34.74 KB,558x558,1:1,1557287531268.jpg)

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00941f No.408103

>>408099

>quote

Lad I think you fucked up.

Welcome though

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5f0ef0 No.408104

>>408100

KEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEK

That's great

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5f0ef0 No.408105

>>408103

Don't call attention to it, retard

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ad0152 No.408106

File: 256536e99ccfe71⋯.gif (1.44 MB,498x398,249:199,7587946.gif)

>>408105

nice quote spastic

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cea354 No.408107

>>408074

thanks lad

NEARLY I got red a couple of times but it didn't hurt and im brown now no ban pls. little brother got it bad smh

there were a lot of beetroot people on the plane back to cardiff lol propa British

if there was a french house music version of that I might have heard it

>>408077

merci beaucoup 😌

>>408078

also love the guy you posted SS OBERGRUPPENFUHRER SMITH

that would be cool, s3 comes out sometime. yea that game looked so cringe l remember that vid of Hitler in it acting insane and coughing like he was dying to make him look bad wew

aahhh it was so nice there forgetting about all problems and having all food cooked for you, I've been missing out on this holiday thing can't wait to do it again. hope you have a great one too is it for your bday? p cool don't go clubbing too hard :^)

kek can't understand it. don't like thinking of us as sort of animals that just react to different stimuli but it works *stages games so the public think I'm a good leader* easy

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00941f No.408108

>>408105

*calls attention to it*

mong

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5f0ef0 No.408109

>>408106

can't see your pic. Probably jsut a smug anime slag

>>408108

>only brave enough to call me out after the literal homo does

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5f0ef0 No.408111

File: 902c56912fe6dc6⋯.jpg (31 KB,512x475,512:475,902c56912fe6dc6d3725c0e713….jpg)

>>408107

>Pembs is now one of those people on tinder that "loves travelling"

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4706f6 No.408113

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75d584 No.408114

Is Spic now powerless and will Westie chill things out? I remember at one point Westie actually was a popular choice for BO but then people uturned ( spic wouldn't give it over to anyone till his hand was forced anyway).

If 22 is happy with the arrangement and it just werks I'll post here.

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