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All Hail The Bum Bum King!

File: 45188066e6afb6b⋯.png (340.6 KB,640x480,4:3,ClipboardImage.png)

3dc0b7 No.406598 [View All]

Farage Calls for ‘Peaceful Revolution’ to Challenge UK’s ‘Broken’ Politics

https://www.breitbart.com/europe/2019/05/04/nigel-farage-peaceful-political-revolution-challenge-broken-system/

Nigel Farage has said that the UK’s “broken” and “out of touch” political system needs to be challenged in a “peaceful political revolution” so that Britons can “win back the ability of our nation to be democratic.”

>Addressing a crowd at a Brexit Party rally in Flyde, on Saturday, Mr Farage warned that “there is something absolutely fundamental at stake” beyond the campaign for May 23rd’s European Parliament election, which goes to the very core of British democracy.

>“Can you imagine an African country, if there had been an election or a referendum that had been overturned? Many of those in the Remain camp would be having fits of the vapours, demanding the United Nations was sent in and that democracy must win through,” Mr Farage said.

>“But here in the country that has had a continuous parliament since the thirteenth century… in the country that has the mother of parliaments, it is in our very country that the very democratic process has been wilfully betrayed by a political class that has acted — in my view — in the most disgraceful, almost treacherous manner,” he said.

Austrians Describe ‘Feeling Like Foreigners’ in Their Own Country

https://www.breitbart.com/europe/2019/05/05/austrians-describe-feeling-like-foreigners-their-own-country/

Hundreds of regular Austrian citizens expressed to a national newspaper their views on migration, with some saying they felt like foreigners in their own country.

>The comments flooded in, partly in reaction to populist Vice Chancellor Heinz-Christian Strache commenting on the concept of “population replacement” and in response to an opinion article in Austria’s largest newspaper Kronen Zeitung that agreed that demographic changes are a reality but which criticised Strache’s term for being a “conspiracy.”

>Kronen Zeitung republished some of the “hundreds” of responses they received to the column with many readers saying they felt that mass migration had changed Austria to the point where some felt highly alienated.

>“The mood in our condominium has deteriorated so much that we (65 and 68) are ready to move away to finally be able to live in peace again,” one comment read, while another lamented the trend of foreigners not learning the German language.

British Pakistani Youth Council President Would ‘Salute’ Hitler for Killing Jews

https://www.breitbart.com/europe/2019/05/04/british-pakistani-youth-council-president-salute-hitler-killing-jews/

The President of the British Pakistani Youth Council (BPYC) has come under fire for comments made in a series of Facebook posts from 2014 in which he praised Adolf Hitler for killing Jews.

>Mr Kamran Ishtiaq, who once hosted David Cameron when he wanted to “spend some proper time out of Westminster”, said he would “salute” Adolf Hitler providing he killed more Jews than Muslims.

>““I know that [Hitler was a racist] and to be honest he would have killed Muslims too if he got a chance. But you know what, I would salute him still if he killed 90 Muslims and 92 Jews,” reads a Facebook post from 2014 attributed to the community activist.

>“Now why he is my hero cuz, he just killed Jews, didn’t get a chance to kill Muslims… lol,” he added.

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77aef0 No.407308

>>407306

>putrid amniotic fluid gushing all over you making you stink of acrid vomit for days

nasty

not that i even know what it smells like, only that it's not nice

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8de08b No.407309

File: 2ba2d87f6187f46⋯.png (343.63 KB,480x477,160:159,ClipboardImage.png)

45 minutes until GOT lads

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10b690 No.407310

>>407308

hot tbh

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90ec3a No.407311

File: 8004243c7f4b2e5⋯.mp4 (594.29 KB,326x326,1:1,dorset.mp4)

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77aef0 No.407312

File: 31af8e1d4dca411⋯.png (2.27 KB,418x408,209:204,facingaway.png)

>>407309

>2hrs45 for me

oh well

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8de08b No.407313

>>407312

don't worry just get out of the thread in 1 hour and 45 minutes, we will spoil

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10b690 No.407314

drank some milk now im going to have stomach cramps lmao

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90ec3a No.407315

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>just popped up as recommended music

keek.

QUEEN QUEEN QUEEN QUEEN

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77aef0 No.407316

File: 31af8e1d4dca411⋯.png (2.27 KB,418x408,209:204,facingaway.png)

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8de08b No.407317

>>407316

should watch it with us lad smh

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757e85 No.407318

>>407304

underrated post

>>407305

baste

>>407306

>being into old, hairy mothers

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10b690 No.407319

>22 years old

>old

looks like his noncery has become even worse, lads

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90ec3a No.407320

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

Evil Muzik

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77aef0 No.407321

File: 3b42a9fe300b7b0⋯.png (45.95 KB,300x100,3:1,ClipboardImage.png)

>>407305

new banner tbh

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757e85 No.407322

File: 335c84fa98e0c7a⋯.jpg (9.6 KB,238x238,1:1,1491304291227.jpg)

reeeee somebody stole my gold and diamonds from my room. when I tell people that they can take things, I'm specific about what you can take. in fact basically anything other than gold and diamonds idgaf if you take, within reason. but those two things are difficult to obtain

who was it? YOUR STOLEN GOODS ARE NOW FORFEIT

>>407319

no, you're into 30 y/o's and whatnot. 22 is 'beginning the decline', 30 is old

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10b690 No.407323

>>407322

you are a nonce, plain and simple

you are a sick, vile, twisted freak perve

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8de08b No.407324

File: 42852048d987aa5⋯.png (1.65 MB,523x4409,523:4409,ClipboardImage.png)

>>407322

But my life is just beginning

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90ec3a No.407325

File: 28bfaeab02d8ce0⋯.png (602.12 KB,1100x725,44:29,ClipboardImage.png)

Me and the lads.

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757e85 No.407326

File: 2f2d7dfef2efe74⋯.png (82.23 KB,602x305,602:305,2f2d7dfef2efe741785340d4b0….png)

>>407324

IMHO age 15-25 are the most important years of life; before that, you're too young to know what the fuck is going on. I barely remember 14- before that, practically nothing at all. and after that, you're getting to the age where you have a family and whatnot, and life is basically over at that point. you're exerting all of your effort on the behalf of other people (your family). essentially, YOUR LIFE stops, and your mind and body become tools for preparing the next generation to live THEIR LIVES. there's nothing wrong with this, it's an essential part of the generational cycle, it's how things work. but it's depressing when you realize how short the part of life that actually matters is

after 30, you start feeling the effects of aging, and after 35, you're pretty old and decrepit and can hardly reproduce if at all. after 40, you start to look wrinkly and disgusting, nobody under 35 wants to be around you, and you start getting painful health problems, and losing the ability to do things you used to enjoy

that's why people are so desperate to believe in an afterlife, life is so short and it sucks anyway. no wonder people long for something better, but there's no reason why there would be anything else after your brain shuts down

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10b690 No.407327

>being so stupid you cant remember being 14 and being "old" at 40

LOL fucking yanks, jeez

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90ec3a No.407328

>>407326

Do you have Alzheimer's lad? Don't think it's normal to not remember being 14.

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757e85 No.407329

>>407327

>being so stupid you cant remember being 14

not all of us are zoomers

>"old" at 40

yes, 30 is past your prime and 40 is old, it's all ogre at that point

>>407328

I can remember some things, yeah. but I feel like my consciousness didn't fully develop until 14-15

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4d647e No.407330

>>407326

>Spic is 22

>His life is almost over

>Most of his 'life' 15-25 has been in education and his mother's basement

HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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45d723 No.407331

>brain didn't form until 14

it checks out, folks

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77aef0 No.407332

>>407326

>that pic

>am now aged 22

Oh fuck, lads

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90ec3a No.407333

>>407329

Well, that's not normal. Surely.

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10b690 No.407334

>>407332

are you seriously going to believe an image that spicposter posted?

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10b690 No.407335

>>407330

>says that 21 is the ideal age for men

>does absolutely nothing

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77aef0 No.407336

i was a late bloomer too tbh

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5de132 No.407337

File: 403bb637895a6d4⋯.jpg (850.43 KB,1200x1694,600:847,73051528_p0 - 悪魔ちゃん.jpg)

it's all downhill from early 20s I'm afraid but at that age you don't have the money and mental maturity to make the most of it smh

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10b690 No.407338

the only reason why older people say that time goes faster is because they do the same thing every day, plus they do all sorts of things which dull their mind, like drinking, tv, etc

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77aef0 No.407339

>>407337

>(1)

lad..

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5de132 No.407340

>>407339

had to reset my vpn because GOT torrent wasn't downloading. don't shoot me bro.

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10b690 No.407341

>>407340

*shoots you*

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74375e No.407342

File: 2f9fd38b67322d8⋯.png (1.23 MB,1225x500,49:20,ClipboardImage.png)

Who is the blonde one with the red ribbon?

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4d647e No.407343

>>407335

<Tons of women are into me

<Whenever I go outside they get wet when I'm around

>Has never been on a date

>Has never asked one of them for their number

>Is a neet in a basement

>Hates the women on whom he is dependent

>>407342

The little zombie girl isn't one of your cross-dressers, the lazy cunts at CR just translated it that way.

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10b690 No.407344

>>407343

he is such a little prick tbh

hate him

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77aef0 No.407345

File: d7176cb4123b98c⋯.jpg (280.86 KB,749x737,749:737,tumblr_of273syIxH1tw9c0xo1….jpg)

want to go for a ride but am worried dinner will be too soon

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8de08b No.407346

File: a6718fd5850309e⋯.png (2.13 MB,1920x1080,16:9,ClipboardImage.png)

>>407342

Kiyoharu Suirenji

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10b690 No.407347

>>407345

dont you cook your own dinner

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8de08b No.407348

File: c6e2b0354243c3c⋯.png (257 KB,625x773,625:773,ClipboardImage.png)

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77aef0 No.407349

>>407347

nope, wish I could

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10b690 No.407350

>>407349

cringe @ u tbh

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8de08b No.407351

File: 678feeb31f49c49⋯.png (195 KB,414x414,1:1,ClipboardImage.png)

>Kiyoharu is a transgender girl who is bullied at school for her gender identity. Since she was able to receive a stick from the site and become a magical girl, the site recognizes her as female, suggesting that anyone who identifies as female is able to become a magical girl regardless of their biological sex

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8de08b No.407352

File: a65a7c1e558133e⋯.png (747.12 KB,600x828,50:69,ClipboardImage.png)

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77aef0 No.407353

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8de08b No.407354

File: 3ecce5c0c9018d8⋯.png (757.74 KB,657x800,657:800,ClipboardImage.png)

Why does Robert have a lion face?

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77aef0 No.407355

>>407352

dindins now tbh

looks like I have a legitimate excuse after all

enjoy

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2fa3f2 No.407356

File: 9da5530195e614a⋯.jpg (75.31 KB,662x846,331:423,Frances-Bishop-in-Black-Bi….jpg)

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2fa3f2 No.407357

File: 5686cb48d024bb4⋯.jpg (53.08 KB,450x510,15:17,5686cb48d024bb4e020b8d9343….jpg)

wait shit I didn't realise those were the last two posts

>>407342

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