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All Hail The Bum Bum King!

File: db0a694140e7118⋯.png (403.62 KB,800x450,16:9,ClipboardImage.png)

83a837 No.405908 [View All]

Reaction as local election results counted

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/live/uk-politics-48131095

>Candidates had to draw lots after a tie in the local elections in North Yorkshire.

>Labour candidate Gerald Ramsden was elected to the Northallerton South seat on Hambleton District Council after drawing with the Conservative candidate on 527 votes.

>The returning officer then had to randomly choose between two blank envelopes with one candidate's name in each.

Candidates draw lots after dead heat in Hambleton

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/av/uk-england-leeds-48154197/candidates-draw-lots-after-dead-heat-in-hambleton

>Candidates had to draw lots after a tie in the local elections in North Yorkshire.

>Labour candidate Gerald Ramsden was elected to the Northallerton South seat on Hambleton District Council after drawing with the Conservative candidate on 527 votes.

>The returning officer then had to randomly choose between two blank envelopes with one candidate's name in each.

Local elections: Conservatives lose more than 1,300 councillors

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-48142181

The Conservatives have lost more than 1,300 councillors, with Theresa May saying voters gave politicians a message to "get on" with Brexit.

>Labour also lost almost 80 seats in the English local elections, in which it had been expected to make gains.

>But the Lib Dems gained more than 670 seats and the Greens more than 180.

>The BBC projects that, if results it analysed were replicated across Britain, both the Conservatives and Labour would get 28% of the total vote.

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b2fa2d No.406553

File: 1f61d26907526af⋯.jpg (134.6 KB,1000x1000,1:1,IMG_20190328_093124.jpg)

Ran outta battery nn all

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a5c195 No.406554

Filthy UK Paki Frenzo Harami’s track Chaabian Boyz is Song About Pimping White Girls

By Dan Lyman Friday, May 03, 2019

>The BBC has come under fire after multiple DJs aired a song by an ‘Asian’ rapper who brags about pimping “white girls” and using them to sell drugs. DJs Bobby Friction and Kan D Man both reportedly chose to spin ‘grime’ rapper Frenzo Harami’s track “Chaabian Boyz” on the BBC Asian Network and Radio 1, according to UK media.

>Lyrics in the song include: “She just f**ked 100 men, she’s like, ‘Who’s next?'” “Had them white birds on the side curbs, looking for a dirty Paki or a white nerd.” “I had a white girl, I used to call a cash machine. I got 20 white girls and they all trap [sell drugs] for me. They’re all in the flats laying on their backs for P [money].”

>In response, Chris Tuck, founder of the Survivors of Abuse charity, told the London Times, “I do not think it’s appropriate for any individual or group to promote the exploitation of women of any race.” The BBC has announced the song will be dropped from rotation.

https://youtu.be/iLweKTxbIwU

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a4b86d No.406555

>>406547

goodlad

maybe check out my castle im finally making progress on if you get a chance h-haha

>>406552

absolutely devilish

>>406553

night lad stay safe in nodland

>>406554

Fucking vile

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7fe995 No.406556

>>406554

pakis are so open about literally raping and pimping white women yet we do nothing

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a5c195 No.406557

File: d1ccd61ad5b7341⋯.png (221.37 KB,600x600,1:1,d1ccd61ad5b7341005d81c5af5….png)

File: 449f504cd8009e8⋯.jpg (88.31 KB,768x960,4:5,449f504cd8009e853c922b7bf0….jpg)

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245c5d No.406558

File: d2db3766c1a2acc⋯.gif (13.34 KB,210x267,70:89,binsdancesmall.gif)

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adabce No.406559

>>406558

Hey B. You're up late

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245c5d No.406560

File: 4edb62120140042⋯.jpeg (39.57 KB,640x493,640:493,cfccc8e05e79b2afa852ce8ca….jpeg)

>>406559

i know, i should go to bed tbh

bit tired

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9a7fca No.406561

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adabce No.406562

File: 696d6017f6ea4da⋯.png (Spoiler Image,530.61 KB,693x1153,693:1153,ClipboardImage.png)

Wessex?~

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adabce No.406563

>>406560

Don't let me keep you up, dear

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adabce No.406564

>>406561

it's all shite m8, nobody wins

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245c5d No.406565

File: ad466758c357a6c⋯.png (40.05 KB,2100x1200,7:4,2dc05d6e22ddf378fa48152f1e….png)

>>406563

>Don't let me keep you up, dear

you can keep me up for hours, dear…

but I'm actually going to bed now for real tbh

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adabce No.406566

>>406565

nini B

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9a7fca No.406567

>>406564

how are the dating sites going 22? Got any dates lined up?

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245c5d No.406568

File: 94e0cb0b3985de7⋯.png (36.52 KB,1965x1029,655:343,c55a65a9c895bc449f92d4ee9e….png)

>>406566

nite best lad, and all the other lads too

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9a7fca No.406569

>>406568

night lad

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9a7fca No.406571

File: 12d84e895218edd⋯.webm (698.11 KB,480x600,4:5,xfdh.webm)

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adabce No.406572

>>406567

No, but I've liked a lot of lassies. Surely they'll like me back soon

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f7f24e No.406573

File: 91bc1df433ca0fb⋯.jpg (58.86 KB,846x1024,423:512,91bc1df433ca0fbe19c493fb4f….jpg)

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adabce No.406574

File: 1fe87dff97c2cff⋯.png (177.92 KB,1024x697,1024:697,1fe87dff97c2cff0d783942172….png)

>>406573

I said surely theyll like me back soon'', lad….

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f7f24e No.406575

File: fab8ea1b61164a3⋯.png (48.65 KB,645x773,645:773,fab8ea1b61164a32a18f8be184….png)

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adabce No.406576

Kind of depresses me going through the like/dislike thing and happen upon girls that are cute but old. why can't they get on welfare *before* they turn 30? smh

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3850b4 No.406577

theres a gay porn thread posted like 2 hours ago can someone delete it please

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adabce No.406578

>>406577

ahahaahaahah

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adabce No.406579

should be gone now

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f7f24e No.406580

>>406579

>missed it

What was it?

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3850b4 No.406581

Vulgar towards women and promoting drugs and basically a haram lifestyle, my brother if you sin in private it's between you and Allah, but to openly do haram and promote it like it's something good is a very dangerous thing, by looking at some of the comments here, you either have young careless people or people who genuinely just don't know commenting , but I am here to make it clear this is haram on another level and every person that rates this and comments positively regarding this video is partaking in the sin, and you my brother will have to bare the burden of every person you misguide by your music and words, my brothers I love you all for the sake of Allah, I don't want hell for me, you, or anyone else for that matter , please turn back to Allah, because when we are eventually put in to our dubbah (coffin) and are escorted to our home the tightest little grave six foot under then we will be alone, no one there to help us, when the black and blue angels bully us in the grave, their eye's will be like lightening and their voices like thunder, they will question us who is your Lord, what is your religion and they will ask you regarding our beloved prophet Mohammed pbuh who was this man, and we are only able to answer by the permission of Allah, if we lived a life pleasing to Allah, and if we didn't then we will be in doubt, and not be able to answer and This is hadith.

In your grave you will either be at peace or be punished, and believe me the punishment is severe.

Think about it, Allah swt created us to worship him alone and tell the less fortunate ones about him, who don't know about him, we are only here for a short while, people dying young, as yous are in the music scene I will give you recent examples of the likes of cadet age 28, and nimpsy hustle, so don't expect a long life, do you think cadet would've thought he was going to die young, no one really does, we all have it in our minds that we will live until our sixties or seventies, but we may be dead within the next hour min or even sec, please remember Allah swt much and refrain from sin only to please Allah alone, and praise Allah much, Allah loves the one who does zikr, so recite subhanallahi wabihumdihi subhanallahil adeem la huwla walakuwata illah billah, laillaha ilallah, subhanallah, Alhamdulillah, Allah hu akbar, astaghfirullaha wa'atubuilayhi, laillaha illah anta subhanaka inni kuntu minazaalimeen, pray 5 times a day if it's hard just make a start, Ramadan coming up month of mercy, make use of it, I hope this helps guide my brothers and sisters towards Allah, and please forgive me if I was out of line, I am only a concerned brother looking out for my brothers and sisters in Islam.

On that note I would like to finish by saying laillaha ilallah muhumadur rasoolallah saws none has the right to be worshipped except Allah and Muhammad saws is the last and final messenger of Allah.

Oh Allah my beautiful Allah we love you and you're final messenger Muhammad pbuh with all our heart please forgive us and guide us to you Ameen and please guide all the non believers who you say are worthy of being guided Ameen give us good in this world and no less then Janna al firdous in the hereafter without reckoning Ameen…

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7fe995 No.406582

>>406581

is this about the paki radio song thing

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b2fa2d No.406583

The early 🐦 gets the worm.

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7fe995 No.406584

File: 2403bc72168601e⋯.png (36.12 KB,820x820,1:1,1492873774497.png)

>>406583

what worm is a neet getting exactly

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b2fa2d No.406585

>>406584

A nice brisk morning walk in the country to breathe in the forest air with no worries or deadlines to dampen my heart 🙈

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7fe995 No.406586

File: 380667515526e64⋯.png (101.91 KB,227x194,227:194,1495558972472.png)

>>406585

you aren't going to do that are you

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05a3a8 No.406587

File: c9d404223fcc60e⋯.jpg (2.98 MB,1836x3264,9:16,IMG_20190505_072039609_BUR….jpg)

>>406586

I have a witness : p

Bit shit this local forest though because the chavs fly tip there smdh.

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7fe995 No.406588

whats that dogs name

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05a3a8 No.406589

>>406588

Idris elba

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7fe995 No.406590

File: e2e8778097dc39e⋯.jpg (51.05 KB,798x661,798:661,27dffcc677e346a845c577be38….jpg)

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b2fa2d No.406591

>>406590

you couldnt recognise him cause hes black smh

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e2c821 No.406592

>>406554

I want to murder this fucking paki in minecraft.

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b2fa2d No.406593

>>406554

Very devout these punjabi folk, rapping about drugs and prostitution.

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198a51 No.406594

>>406583

So does the twenty past bird, I've seen more birds in the late afternoon and early evening with worms than I have in the morning.

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b2fa2d No.406595

>>406594

I see a lot at 5am cause there are no cars about then

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d046d5 No.406596

>>406582

Pretty much

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bdd663 No.406597

>>406595

are you nocturnal or do you just get up really early?

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83a837 No.406599

n

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83a837 No.406600

o

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83a837 No.406601

t

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83a837 No.406602

racist just dont like em

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83a837 No.406603

>>406597

I have insomnia I guess I have problems sleeping, do enjoy getting up early. Used to knock about at that time cause of working the night shift at hotel.

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83a837 No.406604

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