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All Hail The Bum Bum King!

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59e6b4 No.404464 [View All]

Corbyn Criticised for Endorsing Book Claiming Jews Control Banks, Media

https://www.breitbart.com/europe/2019/05/01/labour-leader-corbyn-criticised-endorsing-book-claiming-jews-control-banks-press/

Labour leader Jeremy Corbyn wrote a foreword to a book which argued that Jews controlled banks and the media.

>Conservative peer and Times columnist Daniel Finkelstein uncovered the foreword written in 2011 by the Labour leader to the new edition of British economist John A Hobson’s 1902 book Imperialism: A Study, which includes antisemitic tropes and conspiracy theories about the Rothschild banking family.

>In the forward, written four years before the far-leftist became party leader, Mr Corbyn described Imperialism as a “great tome” which was “brilliant, and very controversial at the time.”

>Hobson was an influence on Lenin and other Marxists and in the book described European finance as being controlled by “men of a single and peculiar race, who have behind them many centuries of financial experience”, and claimed that “great financial houses” have “control which they exercise over the body of public opinion through the Press.”

UK: Defence Secretary Gavin Williamson SACKED over National Security Council Leak

https://www.breitbart.com/europe/2019/05/01/uk-defence-secretary-gavin-williamson-sacked-huawei-leak/

Gavin Williamson, Secretary of State for Defence, has been sacked by Prime Minister Theresa May after details of a National Security Council meeting in which Chinese tech giant Huawei’s potential involvement in 5G infrastructure was leaked to the press.

>“The Prime Minister has this evening asked Gavin Williamson to leave Government, having lost confidence in his ability to serve in the role of Defence Secretary and as a member of her Cabinet,” said a Government spokesman.

>“The Prime Minister’s decision has been informed by his conduct surrounding an investigation into the circumstances of the unauthorised disclosure of information from a meeting of the National Security Council.”

>The spokesman added that the Government now “considers the matter closed” — although many observers believe it is likely that the Opposition will push for a police investigation and criminal charges if the now ex-minister breached the Official Secrets Act.

US Federal Reserve ignores Donald Trump and leaves interest rates on hold

https://www.theguardian.com/business/live/2019/may/01/uk-house-prices-manufacturing-brexit-us-federal-reserve-business-live

US central bank holds interest rates, despite pressure from the White House to cut borrowing costs

>Information received since the Federal Open Market Committee met in March indicates that the labor market remains strong and that economic activity rose at a solid rate. Job gains have been solid, on average, in recent months,and the unemployment rate has remained low.

>Growth of household spending and business fixed investment slowed in the first quarter. On a 12-month basis, overall inflation and inflation for items other than food and energy have declined and are running below 2 percent. On balance, market-based measures of inflation compensation have remained low in recent months, and survey-based measures of longer-term inflation expectations are little changed.

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c58e8a No.405170

>>405165

maybe it looks unusual to a foreigner but one nibble and you would be addicted to it

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733cb9 No.405171

File: 424e35bc1e5e290⋯.png (1.67 MB,1300x1300,1:1,ClipboardImage.png)

>>405162

>linking to the thread we're currently in instead of an old one

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277f55 No.405172

>>405170

no, its vile as is all takeaway food

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c58e8a No.405173

>>405168

~14 stone. 5'11". 36 inch waist.

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07b553 No.405174

>>405170

The food is foreign you dolt.

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dba320 No.405175

>>405169

Really love the 1997 anime. I don't think I'll ever be able to enjoy it in 3D no matter how good they get though. It's just really distracting.

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c58e8a No.405176

>>405174

google "who invented curry"

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530c18 No.405177

>>405157

>i am ahead of you

don't care tbh

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07b553 No.405178

>>405176

Google who invented popadoms and onion bagees.

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07b553 No.405179

>>405173

Me but a bit taller tbh.

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530c18 No.405180

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>>405164

that would play havok with my insides tbh

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733cb9 No.405181

File: f6df5a40972c3d3⋯.mp4 (1.63 MB,224x400,14:25,59696218_614866345677805_3….mp4)

10/10 political discourse right there

>>405176

shit meme lad, and who was it that you brought that curry from?

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77a23c No.405182

File: 9de3bfe3fc9588a⋯.jpg (70.87 KB,450x296,225:148,curryinventors.jpg)

>>405176

>google "who invented curry"

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277f55 No.405183

>>405176

umm sweetie thats a delicious foreign food made by immigrants

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530c18 No.405184

>>405181

fucking pakis and their left wing traitor enablers

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dba320 No.405185

>>405181

He sure proved Tommy wrong.

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530c18 No.405186

>>405181

what town is this in?

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733cb9 No.405187

>>405186

Warrington

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1a5579 No.405188

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>>405175

CG seems to be a poor fit for anything with a grungy aesthetic. It works best with things that are supposed to be clean and sterile looking, like this series where everyone is a pretty jewel woman.

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277f55 No.405189

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>>405181

fucking smug leftie twats and their paki pets are like hyenas, can't wait til this gets spun in the media as "far right THUG tommy roThe Poster Formerly Known As Binson real name STEPHEN YAXLEY LENNON attacks muslim man while campaigning"

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d5a5b9 No.405190

>>405177

good lad

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530c18 No.405191

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>>405185

based free market civic nationalism btfo'ing racist fascist nazis! we will al lbe united by our love of macdonald's milkshakes (that have no milk in them)

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1a5579 No.405192

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In comparison something like Blame! just isn't quite dirty looking enough.

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dba320 No.405193

>>405188

I guess it fits better but every movement just takes me out of it, like it's telling me it's not real smh

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530c18 No.405194

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>>405189

>far right THUG tommy roThe Poster Formerly Known As The Poster Formerly Known As Binson real name STEPHEN YAXLEY LENNON attacks muslim man while campaigning"

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1a5579 No.405195

>>405193

Probably part of why this series works. The characters are stones.

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77a23c No.405196

>>405191

>macdonald's milkshakes (that have no milk in them)

Why you lying?Milkshake Base

EITHER:Allergen Ingredient: Skimmed MILK, Sugar, Cream (Allergen Ingredient: MILK), Whey Powder (Allergen Ingredient: MILK), Glucose Syrup, Stabilisers (Guar Gum, Carrageenan, Carob Gum).

OR: Allergen Ingredient: Reconstituted Skimmed MILK, Sugar, Cream (Allergen Ingredient: MILK), Allergen Ingredient: Skimmed MILK Powder, Glucose Syrup, Stabilisers (Guar Gum, Carrageenan, Locust Bean Gum), Natural Flavouring.

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dba320 No.405197

File: 56a971a0bdae184⋯.gif (477.26 KB,506x380,253:190,d9yyklt-a355ffbb-27e3-49f3….gif)

>>405195

Prefer my gems supple and soft tbh

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1a5579 No.405198

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You know what feels weird?

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530c18 No.405199

>>405196

they must have started adding milk to them then. for a time, the big joke about macdonald's shakes was that they wasn't any milk in them

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1a5579 No.405200

>>405199

What were they made of?

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dba320 No.405201

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>>405198

anything in 60FPS. WHAT WAS PETER JACKSON THINKING

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530c18 No.405202

>>405197

can fap to certain parts of Steven Universe tbh

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530c18 No.405203

>>405200

thickening agents, fat, artificial flavours, artificial colours, and sugar

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733cb9 No.405204

File: 09ece51aaca9ba5⋯.png (2.03 MB,1242x1233,138:137,ClipboardImage.png)

So how exactly is this line that normies are raving about any different to what Sarcuck said to Jess Phillips exactly?

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1a5579 No.405205

>>405201

I'm not necessarily adverse to it, but slapping it on things that were not made to be seen that way is strange. Would be interesting to see a very fast paced action film done this way. I remember feeling that the Speed Racer film was a bit too jerky.

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dba320 No.405206

>>405205

smh I guess we'll just agree to disagree on everything

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1a5579 No.405207

>>405204

He's famous.

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530c18 No.405208

>>405204

because he's not a UKIP candidate

how do you know the normies like this?

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530c18 No.405209

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>tommy roThe Poster Formerly Known As The Poster Formerly Known As The Poster Formerly Known As Binson

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733cb9 No.405210

>>405208

it's being shared all over pretty much every social media platform

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530c18 No.405211

File: f1053dc604ab8f3⋯.png (81.93 KB,1105x1053,85:81,ac76295ff0bf2327b1645f06a1….png)

>>405210

>tfw no normie frens

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1a5579 No.405212

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Something about this film in particular. It just feels like there's too much happening at once for the frames to handle.

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530c18 No.405213

>>405212

should we watch this one? looks really stupid though tbh

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1a5579 No.405214

>>405213

Haven't actually seen all of it.

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530c18 No.405215

>>405214

at least it's self consciously silly and fun, not pretending to be deep and serious, like GOT for example

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1a5579 No.405216

>>405215

Yeah, I can appreciate silly.

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cc037b No.405217

>>405114

precum = dribbling with excitement, not ejaculating

>>405122

goldy looks like shit in comparison. definite lip injections

>>405181

>you fookin' nazi preck!

absolutely dysgenic. hate people that break up fights, let them beat the filthy bastard into the pavement

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07836b No.405218

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The one day this week I actually manage to cycle to work and I get sodding drenched on the way home

Bloody hell

also new thread pls

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cc037b No.405219

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