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All Hail The Bum Bum King!

File: 79e79a6ea569dea⋯.png (1.27 MB,1180x664,295:166,ClipboardImage.png)

499fdc No.403739 [View All]

Venezuela's Guaidó accused of coup attempt by government

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-latin-america-48103858

Venezuelan authorities say they are putting down a small coup attempt after opposition leader Juan Guaidó announced he was in the "final phase" of ending President Nicolás Maduro's rule.

>He appeared in a video with uniformed men, saying he had military support.

>Mr Guaidó, who declared himself interim president in January, called for more members of the military to help him end Mr Maduro's "usurpation" of power.

>But military leaders appeared to be standing behind Mr Maduro.

No change in Japan's opposition to Israel's annexation of Golan Heights, says Suga

https://www.japantimes.co.jp/news/2019/03/26/national/politics-diplomacy/no-change-japans-position-israels-annexation-golan-heights-says-suga/#.XMdzjKTTWUk

U.S. President Donald Trump holds up a signed proclamation regarding the Golan Heights, alongside Israeli Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu in Washington on Monday. | AFP-JIJI

>Japan does not recognize the annexation of the Golan Heights by Israel and there is no change in this position, Chief Cabinet Secretary Yoshihide Suga said Tuesday.

>Suga made the remark at a news conference after U.S. President Donald Trump signed a proclamation Monday officially recognizing Israel’s sovereignty over the Golan Heights, located in southwestern Syria.

>“We will keep a close eye on the future course of the matter, with interest,” Suga said.

State of the Nation report: Inequality in UK 'entrenched'

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-48103017

Its State of the Nation report said the situation had remained "virtually stagnant" since 2014.

>It is calling on ministers to provide additional funding for older teenagers in education and to extend free childcare to more low income families.

>The government said it would take the recommendations seriously.

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b7c8bb No.404415

File: 4a014f1c2ffbbb2⋯.jpg (111.65 KB,1036x1200,259:300,4a014f1c2ffbbb223ea0eeeb69….jpg)

>16 minutes nofap

feeling pretty level headed, really think i'm gonna make it this time

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01cb53 No.404416

>>404414

so he looks worse than you

>>404415

goodlad. How do you store your fap juice?

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e67fde No.404417

>>404416

yeah

now i want to cuck him but ive still just totally lost interest in her

fucked up

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b7c8bb No.404418

File: 6267348557422a6⋯.png (153.04 KB,812x932,203:233,6267348557422a6c7380a83b65….png)

>>404416

>fap juice?

disgusting. i dont entertain thoughts lie this now

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01cb53 No.404419

>>404417

his dick might be inside of her right now

>>404418

PUT THAT GUN DOWN

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4c4ec4 No.404420

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

Absolutely based. Fuck fly tippers.

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b7c8bb No.404421

File: be85b79ba99a739⋯.png (44.9 KB,699x560,699:560,be85b79ba99a7396ce3169f04a….png)

should I get a polish lass?

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01cb53 No.404422

>>404420

fly tippers?

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01cb53 No.404423

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cb133a No.404424

40% of polish lasses in this country race mix btw

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01cb53 No.404425

File: 8f3256e54389109⋯.png (608.96 KB,1014x788,507:394,8f3256e543891098e39c8d2e33….png)

or do whatever you want I don't care

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4c4ec4 No.404426

>>404422

People who drive out to places away from where people will see them, illegally dump loads of rubbish and then drive away

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29da0e No.404427

>>404424

based NA tbh

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b7c8bb No.404428

File: 8d4c316e83a4c3d⋯.png (72.49 KB,850x639,850:639,8d4c316e83a4c3d24d65788f98….png)

>>404425

l-lad I thought we decided it was okay for us to see other people?

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01cb53 No.404429

>>404426

wew. Where do they even get that much rubbish

>>404428

keeek. Yeah, you do whatever you want, lad

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b7c8bb No.404430

>>404424

I've heard this tbh. Pretty gross ngl

I only heard it on here though

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4c4ec4 No.404431

>>404429

It's usually stuff like old washing machines or fridges, stuff that you can't really sell on and can only take to the tip (tips in the UK sometimes have huge queues though so it can be inconvenient). Also house clearances and construction sites.

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b7c8bb No.404432

File: 236d8d633b711d7⋯.jpg (199.18 KB,1280x720,16:9,HAILVICTORY.jpg)

>>404429

>keeek. Yeah, you do whatever you want, lad

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01cb53 No.404433

>>404431

Well we're all for legal activities here

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407785 No.404434

>>404411

fuck you retard

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cb133a No.404435

>>404430

>I only heard it on here though

kek where else would you hear it bbc news

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e67fde No.404436

>>404424

where does a statistic like that come from

>it was real in my mind

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b7c8bb No.404437

File: 1bb3e2230a4ee52⋯.gif (586.64 KB,487x815,487:815,1bb.gif)

>>404435

>bbc news

where else would you hear about polish girls getting blacked?

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407785 No.404438

>>404436

hes the ugly scottish retard from /shit/ that should be banned

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499fdc No.404439

File: 4dc05f0da8d8216⋯.jpg (21.37 KB,400x400,1:1,iusa_400x400.59052866_qs7i.jpg)

>tfw still not watched the new game of thrones episode

is it worth it lads

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b7c8bb No.404440

>>404439

you have to suffer, as we all suffered

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cb133a No.404441

File: fe632f5da56980a⋯.webm (Spoiler Image,2.62 MB,1280x720,16:9,Game of shit.webm)

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cb133a No.404442

File: 833459eae106e0e⋯.png (Spoiler Image,190.97 KB,598x598,1:1,833459eae106e0e5d6c581c0be….png)

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499fdc No.404443

off to see endgame tomorrow don't want to give them money but it's what my friends want to do and i just want to do something social

they keep telling me it's literally the best movie they've ever seen and it's 11/10

I pretend that I enjoy it because they look really crushed anytime i say anything mildly critical about superhero movies and get sad

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f1460d No.404444

>>404437

It's because they end up working entry level jobs in northern towns. Easy prey for the local cocky dealer gangs. Meanwhile low T beta incel white boi wanking off to contrapoints vids.

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01cb53 No.404445

>>404439

I'd say no. Just read spoilers, the episode isn't exciting.

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cb133a No.404446

File: 5aed0d72c1edabc⋯.jpg (23.07 KB,399x322,57:46,360ebc4199240b8c9874cc7303….jpg)

>>404444

> Meanwhile low T beta incel white boi wanking off to contrapoints vids.

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499fdc No.404447

>>404441

well shot scene tbf even if contextually it makes zero sense

reckon grrm is just faceplaming at this point tbh

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01cb53 No.404448

>>404443

I'll watch it online at some point. Will probably be the last superhero film I'll watch

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29da0e No.404449

>>404443

>they look really crushed anytime i say anything mildly critical about superhero movies and get sad

Yeah the lass really can't comprehend that I don't give a shit about capeshit. She's especially disappointed when she hears I don't like Brie Larson or the character she plays

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01cb53 No.404450

>>404444

Keeeeeeeek TBBK is spreading

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e67fde No.404451

>>404439

you sort of have to don't you

>>404441

i only hit upon this realisation at work today

total ripoff

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407785 No.404452

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01cb53 No.404453

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499fdc No.404454

File: f89b2eb337dc981⋯.png (479.52 KB,590x559,590:559,1505124781057.png)

>>404449

I feel so bad telling people I don't like something they really like, usually they get so dissapointed and I feel like a dickhead lol

It should still be fun to see splosions and cgi and goofy stuff while eating popcorn tbf

>there were literally people shouting spoilers in the local bus station and someone threatening to beat them up if they said it again

keek

>>404451

>you sort of have to don't you

you really do i meet so many people talking about game of thrones these days and they never want to discuss the intricacies of the plot they just want to talk about the latest sex scene or big explosion or cgi dragon aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaGh…

would love to hang out with preston jacobs

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e67fde No.404455

>>404443

it's good up until the closing scenes with thor and captain murica tbh

enjoy it lad

>>404448

>Will probably be the last superhero film I'll watch

same here

>>404454

>preston jacobs

whom?

i also mostly feel like you have to because one has spent so much time watching the previous episodes it'd be silly not to finish the job

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499fdc No.404456

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
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01cb53 No.404457

>>404456

what is this

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407785 No.404458

looks like we are near the end

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67bd63 No.404459

File: b8a46da2f70c67d⋯.jpg (126 KB,1024x819,1024:819,46fe54f561ee9a587448e4e5b2….jpg)

File: 06b2cd158f77810⋯.jpg (40.89 KB,484x514,242:257,70f34a7473c7146c461da7dbc5….jpg)

File: 255f4e4dde5a566⋯.png (216.25 KB,1278x2407,1278:2407,255f4e4dde5a5667877e8e3514….png)

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>>404215

tbh the only things an under 18 has trouble buying off the internet are tobacco and alcohol 'cause those normally require a picture of an ID or some kind of weird verification method. anything else, it just asks for your birthdate and you can put anything

>>404346

I think the server is paused when nobody is online, but otherwise people can just drop in and drop out whenever

>>404378

this. at least spiccs are thicc asf between the knees and waist

>>404424

poles are the wiggers of europe

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b7c8bb No.404460

>>404456

you watched it yet lad?

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29da0e No.404461

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797bab No.404462

>>404420

Good lads. Literal scum of the Earth. Can't even be arsed to make a small effort to dispose of their shit properly, and have to go an inconvenience other people instead. I have more sympathy for some murderers, honestly.

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407785 No.404463

>>404461

of this chapter of life

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499fdc No.404465

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