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All Hail The Bum Bum King!

File: 1c84c2e50840cad⋯.png (361.99 KB,640x480,4:3,ClipboardImage.png)

01651e No.403062 [View All]

Anglican Bishop Brands Brexit Party Leader Nigel Farage a ‘Traitor to the EU’

https://www.breitbart.com/europe/2019/04/29/anglican-bishop-brands-brexit-party-leader-nigel-farage-a-traitor-to-the-eu/

Church of England bishop Graham Kings said this weekend that Brexit Party leader Nigel Farage, standing for European Parliament (EP) elections in May, is a “traitor to the EU.”

>The Hon. Assistant Bishop and World Mission Adviser in the Diocese of Southwark tweeted his approval of Jessica Simor QC, London candidate for the anti-Brexit Change UK (CUK) party, objecting to Nigel Farage, Tory eurosceptic Daniel Hannan, “and the rest” standing in the upcoming European Parliament elections.

>Ms. Simor asked: “How can they justify taking a salary and later a pension (paid for by us) for a job they do not intend to do in an institution they do not believe in?”

>The argument that people who do not support the European Union should not be represented in the European Parliament is surprisingly common among its backers.

Stockholm Anti-Extremism Tsar: ISIS Returnees Now ‘Caring Citizens’

https://www.breitbart.com/europe/2019/04/29/stockholm-isis-fighters-caring-citizens/

Stockholm residents have nothing to fear from Islamic State fighters, as they have returned from the Middle East to live peaceful, crime-free lives in Sweden — according to officials in the nation’s capital.

>The capital’s anti-violent extremism co-ordinator, Christina Kiernan, made the claim that jihadists who had come back from Syria and Iraq were now living “orderly lives” following public anger over the government’s decision not to strip people who fought for radical Islamic terror groups of their Swedish passports.

>“The IS returnees we have talked to so far have no known current crime, they have a job and an orderly life to the extent that we do not have knowledge of activities that can in any way scare anyone,” she insisted during an appearance on TV4 this week.

>“So they are returning from this type of business and becoming caring, well-behaved citizens?” After Five presenter Tilde de Paula asked the Stockholm official to confirm.

Delingpole: May’s Fake Tory Government Caves to Anti-Fracking Loons

https://www.breitbart.com/europe/2019/04/28/delingpole-mays-fake-tory-government-caves-anti-fracking-loons/

Theresa May’s Conservative In Name Only Government has caved to the Green Blob again — this time causing the resignation of its ‘Fracking Tsar’ Natascha Engel.

>Ms Engel, formerly a Labour MP, has tendered her resignation from her post as Commissioner for Shale Gas in protest at the government’s policy.

>Instead of accepting the overwhelming scientific evidence that fracking is safe, she complains, the government has been strangling the industry at birth by trying to appease ‘noisy green campaigners’.

>According to David Rose, who broke the story in the Mail on Sunday, Ms Engel sent her ‘explosive’ resignation letter to Energy Secretary Greg Clark last night.

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74fbbb No.403695

>>403692

Can't help but notice you didn't give a 1 hour ban there

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38c154 No.403696

File: 3b2ca3df9090291⋯.jpg (78.15 KB,1024x768,4:3,1552914192517.jpg)

>>403686

spig will back me up you useless gf poster

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9f5d5c No.403697

and yes you can say, "oh that was supposed to be 1 hour" but he's a repeat offender and clearly does it just to create problems

>>403695

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f2466f No.403698

>>403693

lad…

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ee776f No.403699

>>403694

Imagine the smell.

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38c154 No.403700

>>403694

>no art hoe post ironic chav gf

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64800d No.403701

ban yourself for abusing your powers

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74fbbb No.403702

>>403696

just noticed how awfully maintained that sofa is

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64800d No.403703

>>403692

You're censoring stuff just because you don't find it funny

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f2466f No.403704

>>403699

t. sits on the floor outside the train toilet so people won't ask what smells

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d42951 No.403705

>>403663

He would be a good poster if he'd stop having a weird obsession with black people and posting vulgar stuff in general.

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74fbbb No.403706

>>403705

His gimmick is the contrast between his awful and degenerate posts, and his rare moments of lucidity and genuinely good posts.

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ee776f No.403707

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>tfw your daddy will never sing JoJo songs with you

>>403704

That was when I wasn't an alpha like I am now and didn't go to sit next to people on the train. I haven't had to do that for a long time anyway.

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d42951 No.403708

>>403706

Lately it's been 90% low effort shitposting that warrants banning.

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f2466f No.403709

File: d2a0d120e439371⋯.png (1023.91 KB,1280x720,16:9,ClipboardImage.png)

*checks out your bulge*

>>403707

>That was when I wasn't an alpha like I am now and didn't go to sit next to people on the train. I haven't had to do that for a long time anyway.

The Prince taught you?

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dbd8a1 No.403710

File: 81a16fc783da860⋯.png (356.6 KB,500x377,500:377,ClipboardImage.png)

>>403697

>he's a repeat offender and clearly does it just to create problems

literally only you create the problem by reacting the way you do

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d42951 No.403711

>>403683

I think people shoudn't post porn either, I like to read the board and post on my phone when I'm out and that prevents me from posting. It also drives people away from posting because the thread is filled with crap.

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9f5d5c No.403712

File: da1a914a8e58d18⋯.png (56.85 KB,641x323,641:323,wessex shit his pants.png)

>>403691

>>403703

if you don't find >>403649 B&D-able then idk what to say to you. the only argument should be about the length of the ban and I made it long because he doesn't learn from an hour or a day

>>403705

>>403706

this, how hard can it be not to post that shit? seriously. if he would just behave it would be fine

>>403710

>literally only you create the problem by reacting the way you do

he started making such posts of his own volition

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ee776f No.403713

>>403709

Oh yeah he's super alpha.

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dbd8a1 No.403714

>403692

>nothing wrong with feets

>nothing wrong with actual degenerate fetish spam but ironic funposting is a problem

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f2466f No.403715

can't even be bothered in board drama tbh

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9f5d5c No.403716

>>403715

I don't like it either, I should just not reply and they'll forget about it

>>403714

>a body part that isn't even considered obscene is "degenerate fetish spam"

>literal cuckposting is "ironic funposting"

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adfb14 No.403717

>breaks his own rules

>exceeds his own rules

I DOn'T Do MuCH t. has handed out multiple week long bans just because he doesn't like the poster

>>403708

Precisely because it gets a rise out of the mongoloid, like the jock's spam.

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ee776f No.403718

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>normies at work saying that the deaths in GOT were the most emotional thing they've seen

>most if not all of them haven't heard/seen this

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f2466f No.403719

>>403713

Does he dress like a jojo now?

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ee776f No.403720

>>403719

I think we're going to have him dress up as Mista when it's time for Part 5. We're probably two thirds of the way done with Part 3 right now.

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d42951 No.403721

>>403717

His posts are gross and he should stop making them.

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adfb14 No.403722

I can't believe one 56% can fuck things up this much

It's imageboards that are supposed to be the land of the free and the home of the shitposts and Bongo Bongo Lands the vile dens of depravity, lawfagging and egotistical nonesense

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ee776f No.403723

>>403719

>>403720

Also, just need to get his unhealthy obsession with Speedwagon out the way. He's extremely attached to him. Refuses to believe he's dead and such.

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dbd8a1 No.403724

>403716

>a body part that isn't even considered obscene is "degenerate fetish spam"

don't play naive you know exactly what's going on

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f2466f No.403725

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>>403720

>>403723

Keeek pooor lad. Does he imitate him?

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d35150 No.403726

problem is that he wont ban porn

because he uses some retarded definition

it is very offputting if you want to post when youre outside

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f2466f No.403727

File: 80d37cdaf281fe6⋯.png (568 KB,600x949,600:949,ClipboardImage.png)

love feet me

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ee776f No.403728

>>403725

Thankfully not. I think in his mind there's only one Speedwagon and he can't be imitated. Everytime the Speedwagon Foundation is mentioned he claps a bit. Gets very excited and gets angry when I say that Speedwagon is dead.

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a06b7c No.403729

File: 8fa11160d4eaea4⋯.jpg (181.24 KB,1144x872,143:109,alan tit marsh.jpg)

>looking through the old scribble books

Absolutely based

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74fbbb No.403730

>>403726

"the only porn is hardcore pornography"

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5f2714 No.403731

File: 286e1c83325bdd1⋯.jpg (180.04 KB,1115x1200,223:240,image0 (12).jpg)

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ee776f No.403732

File: a19d6de7cd04388⋯.png (10.38 KB,650x650,1:1,1551043893144.png)

>>403729

Love it lad.

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a06b7c No.403733

>>403732

My friend drew that. No idea where he is now.

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d35150 No.403734

>>403730

>"pornography isnt pornography"

dont get how someone can even come to that conclusion tbh

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f2466f No.403735

File: 457c0d7fbca5285⋯.png (13.86 KB,503x408,503:408,awkward pepe2.png)

>>403728

>claps when Speedwagon Foundation is mentioned

Better stop reading after part 6 then

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74fbbb No.403736

>>403734

warped sexuality where only sex is sexual

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9f5d5c No.403737

>>403726

I don't think that pictures of clothed or 2d women should be considered "porn" or that it is necessary to spoiler them. where else would you draw the line but '3d nudity v.s. not 3d nudity' and 'sexual acts vs no sexual acts'? those are hard boundaries

but I appreciate your being lucid about the nastiness of some of bumbumking's shitposts

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38c154 No.403738

File: 5a580a343c5e22a⋯.jpg (77.44 KB,624x624,1:1,_100346911_976xsqroof.jpg)

>no highshool gf

JUST

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d35150 No.403740

>>403738

overrated

find yourself a woman, not a little girl

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d42951 No.403741

>>403727

that ice cream

thats not gonna end well

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d35150 No.403742

>>403737

anything lewd should be mandatory to spoiler [bums/bikinis]

nudity is clearly porn and again should at least be spoilered and probably a warning

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d42951 No.403743

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d35150 No.403744

>"its not sexual even though I probably masturbate to it"

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3b335c No.403748

>>403641

I did a presentation at GCSE English and I got a B. Did it about the KKK

lol, literally just read the wiki page and turned it into a simple powerpoint

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