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All Hail The Bum Bum King!

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278003 No.400830 [View All]

Exclusive: Former British Afghan Commander Warns on ‘Terrible, Highly Political’ EU Defence Fund

https://www.breitbart.com/europe/2019/04/25/exclusive-former-british-afghan-commander-warns-terrible-highly-political-eu-defence-fund/

The European Parliament has approved a multi-billion euro EU Defence Fund described as “terrible and highly political” by a senior British Armed Forces veteran, as the bloc’s plans for a European Army — once dismissed as “fantasy” — plod forwards.

>The €13 billion EU Defence Fund was approved by 328 votes in favour to 231 against, according to Forbes, and helps move forward European Commission president Jean-Claude Juncker’s agenda for a Defence Union — which eurocrats have become increasingly open about since the Brexit referendum was got out of the way in 2016.

>“More defence co-operation in Europe is essential to address the growing global instabilities and cross-border threats to our security. It is clear that no country can do this alone,” claimed Elżbieta Bieńkowska, a member of the unelected European Commission, which acts as both the EU’s executive arm and the sole initiator of EU-level legislation — with the European Parliament having a subordinate role amending and approving bloc law.

>“The European Defence Fund marks a big step forward in European defence matters. By promoting a strong and innovative defence industry, the Fund will strengthen the EU’s strategic autonomy and technological leadership in defence,” she added.

Delingpole: Sir Roger Scruton Just Won a Landmark Victory in the Culture Wars

https://www.breitbart.com/europe/2019/04/25/sir-roger-scruton-vindicated-over-leftist-smears/

Conservative philosopher Sir Roger Scruton has won a spectacular victory against the New Statesman – the left-wing magazine which interviewed him and then tried to smear him as a racist, bigot and anti-Semite.

>The smear — a result of selective editing of the interview and malicious tweeting by the magazine’s deputy editor George Eaton — cost Scruton his job on a government advisory body. Among those who initially condemned Scruton for his alleged remarks were various Conservatives, including MPs Tom Tugendhat, Johnny Mercer and James Brokenshire, and former Chancellor of the Exchequer turned freesheet editor George Osborne.

>But now journalist Douglas Murray has got hold of the original interview recording and analysed the transcripts in the Spectator. What becomes immediately clear is that Scruton was badly misrepresented. Not only is Eaton shown repeatedly trying to provoke Scruton into voicing provocative opinions he doesn’t actually hold, but it is also evident that the version of events Eaton subsequently presented in a series of trolling tweets bears little relation to Scruton’s measured, thoughtful discourse during the interview.

>The fall out of this will be huge. Indeed, it is hard to overstate what a triumph this represents for free speech, sound thinking and honest journalism against the malign and increasingly devious and censorious forces of the modern left.

Report: Meghan Markle to Skip President Trump’s UK State Visit

https://www.breitbart.com/entertainment/2019/04/25/report-meghan-markle-to-skip-president-trumps-uk-state-visit/

Meghan Markle is likely to be a no-show when President Donald Trump’s state visit to Britain goes ahead this summer, as her “convenient” maternity leave delivers an “excuse” not to meet him, a Royal expert has claimed.

>Duncan Larcombe told the Sun that Markle will skip any meeting with Mr. Trump because she will be excused on the grounds of her maternity leave.

>The President and First Lady Melania Trump will be guests of the Queen and will meet senior royals during the three-day visit that comes before the official D-Day commemorations. Larcombe told the newspaper:

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28c3b6 No.401538

File: e2e8778097dc39e⋯.jpg (51.05 KB,798x661,798:661,27dffcc677e346a845c577be38….jpg)

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699759 No.401539

File: 2ced1e96e66a82c⋯.png (315.59 KB,615x346,615:346,ClipboardImage.png)

>>401538

This poor little lad trying to compliment his potential mummy gf on live telly and being rebuffed

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720a93 No.401540

File: 95274642aee9127⋯.jpg (2.07 MB,2122x3108,1061:1554,920103.jpg)

>>401536

>Kate Garraway stunned as she's branded the most beautiful woman in the world

Really?

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c09326 No.401541

File: f77d08ed7495fa0⋯.jpg (173.96 KB,1066x1491,1066:1491,__jeanne_d_arc_and_jeanne_….jpg)

>>401530

Polls: 60 Per Cent of Tory Party Members, 40 Per Cent of Grassroots Councillors Will Vote for Brexit Party

https://www.breitbart.com/europe/2019/04/22/poll-40-per-cent-tory-councillors-back-brexit-party-european-parliament-elections/

It's from a while ago before the Brexit Party took first place in the EU election polls.

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28c3b6 No.401542

>>401541

they'll scurry back to the tories no doubt

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51e015 No.401543

>>401517

TOMMEH tbh.

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ed71d6 No.401544

File: 454b6179531198a⋯.jpg (92.43 KB,850x659,850:659,454b6179531198a4049c1c76e0….jpg)

hullo laddingtons

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708c10 No.401545

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6b20a1 No.401546

File: abc2884d3182649⋯.png (29.88 KB,1208x820,302:205,abc2884d31826491ea52346ff1….png)

>>401508

>The Poster Formerly Known As Binson

There'll be many of those

>>401544

Oi buddy B

>>401545

Lad, youy alright?

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ed71d6 No.401547

>>401508

UKIP won't be standing against Tommy

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720a93 No.401548

I can't place or edit blocks in a certain area. I built where I spawned and I can't access my chests, use the bed or open doors and gates. How do I fix it?

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707865 No.401549

>>401548

spawn areas are a bit fucky tbh

try destroying the chests and moving elsewhere

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708c10 No.401550

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6b20a1 No.401551

>>401550

Hop unto my lap, lad. Let's talk

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707865 No.401552

File: 998a6ea545f9ece⋯.png (181.82 KB,350x464,175:232,neetpepe.png)

reckon dorset has the neet moodswings just like I do tbh

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6b20a1 No.401553

File: 168affa1f7d2a6a⋯.png (115.38 KB,704x728,88:91,ClipboardImage.png)

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707865 No.401554

>>401553

SO mean smh

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708c10 No.401555

>>401552

i have the neet wankswings

>>401551

*hops unto yon lap*

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708c10 No.401556

oh my backpack arrived COOL

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6b20a1 No.401557

>>401555

>>401556

Ah so you'll be better now

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708c10 No.401558

>>401557

should have gone out yesterday and i wouldnt have wanked smh

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699759 No.401559

File: 7d1888537f9464c⋯.png (2.44 MB,2000x1734,1000:867,ClipboardImage.png)

File: c68fb06bb2c493e⋯.png (2.07 MB,1500x1000,3:2,ClipboardImage.png)

File: d2de8dfae7a1998⋯.png (230.26 KB,640x415,128:83,ClipboardImage.png)

>People complained that Nikolaj Coster Waldau had an ugly nose therefore he couldn't be Jaime Lannister

It's a

STRONG FEATURE

People must be blind

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708c10 No.401560

>>401559

o i thought he was english

he is d*nish

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6b20a1 No.401561

>>401558

Poor lad. iktf

>tfw have 12 hours of day but don't want to waste it on going for long walks but then I end up wasting it doing nothing instead

smh

>>401559

didn't his nose become uglier over the seasons?

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708c10 No.401562

>>401561

its like we know we should do something even if we dont want to otherwise it will lead to bad things smh

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699759 No.401563

File: 07dfe963009ba43⋯.jpg (122.43 KB,700x980,5:7,aQ3gVb7_700b.jpg)

>>401561

>>401562

>>401560

"Idle hands are the devils plaything" is an adage for a reason, tbh.

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708c10 No.401564

now to just get passed the horrible first day, then everything will be alright…..h-heh…

ah that lad got back to me and said he will ask work on monday =^_^=

>>401563

AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

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699759 No.401565

File: 92e93554e56bd3d⋯.png (509.11 KB,640x480,4:3,ClipboardImage.png)

Report: Hungary Counters Europe’s Demographic Winter

https://www.breitbart.com/europe/2019/04/27/report-hungary-counters-europes-demographic-winter/

Hungary has offered a model to the West of how to effectively address the widespread demographic crisis, writes Catholic University of America theology professor Chad Pecknold.

>While European nations languish with rapidly declining birthrates, Hungary stands out with rising marriage rates, falling abortions, and its highest birthrate in 20 years, Pecknold notes in an essay in the Catholic Herald Thursday.

>Marriage is up by 43 percent since 2010, while divorce has dropped by 22.5 percent in the same period. This demographic turnaround has not been an accident, but the fruit of deliberate programs to promote marriage and the family while defending Hungary’s cultural identity and Christian roots.

>“After we won the election in 2010 with a two-thirds majority, we decided to build a family-friendly country and to strengthen families raising children,” said Hungary’s Minister for the Family, Katalin Novak.

nice and wholesomepilled

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707865 No.401566

File: 725df3cc9266bc4⋯.png (468.41 KB,540x511,540:511,Sweaty LQ pepe.png)

>nagatoro

CLEARLY Uzaki is the best bully

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708c10 No.401567

>though the other lads bday thing was going to be at his house or something but its at one of the churches

oh…guess there will be lots of people..

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699759 No.401568

File: fc982a07e08bd55⋯.jpg (1.59 MB,1242x1858,621:929,03V5sVm.jpg)

>>401566

Such a wholesome manga love it

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708c10 No.401569

anime, manga, whatever you call or slit eye cartoons, they are all a gateway to noncery and sexual depravity

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707865 No.401570

File: b37146168126030⋯.png (374.98 KB,433x650,433:650,ClipboardImage.png)

*laughs at the puritan

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699759 No.401571

File: a90139afe0acc31⋯.png (285.55 KB,1188x455,1188:455,wew.png)

>>401569

>Dorset talking about sexual depravity

Lad…

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6b20a1 No.401572

>>401569

He's right you know. Watched an older anime and even it has tranny shite.

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6b20a1 No.401573

File: a47578e0a6c026f⋯.png (176.06 KB,543x395,543:395,ClipboardImage.png)

wdWestiembt

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708c10 No.401574

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708c10 No.401575

its rather messed up when you think about it

wasting your life investing in a cartoon

wowza

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ed71d6 No.401576

>>401573

I don't get this. What's the uniform of the guy on the left? is he a commie being cucked by his gf that secretly loves hitler?

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6b20a1 No.401577

>>401576

dno

>>401575

>wasted a life on WoW and cartoons and I ask myself why I can't function in society

AHHHHHHHHHH

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ed71d6 No.401578

File: 64e1e4f86c26bfd⋯.png (142.97 KB,2242x2476,1121:1238,64e1e4f86c26bfdf349aa5381f….png)

>>401546

>Oi buddy B

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707865 No.401579

File: 84c31392010854e⋯.png (1.02 MB,1080x1247,1080:1247,LQ.png)

>>401575

What's the difference between a cartoon and a red-headed woman you will never work up the courage to approach or interact with in any way beyond observation?

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708c10 No.401580

>>401579

the red-headed woman I will never work up the courage to approach or interact with in any way beyond observation, is real.

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ed71d6 No.401581

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

antifa confront are carl

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707865 No.401582

File: 732709f5db70220⋯.png (153.88 KB,706x900,353:450,hmst6.png)

>>401580

So is the cartoon, on a purely observational level

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708c10 No.401583

>a cartoon woman has the same level of physical existence as a real living breathing woman

HMMMMMMMMMMMM

the cope from wessieboi

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707865 No.401584

File: 7fd9611c456b786⋯.png (760.39 KB,313x1195,313:1195,asirpa44.png)

>brainlet argumentative dorset can't understand the concept of the debate being that if both objects will never be interacted with beyond observation their net value of realness is identical

>he probably fantasizes about the woman in the same way inveterate weeaboos fantasize about their cartoons and is essentially identical in behaviour

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ed71d6 No.401585

NEW THREAD NEEDED!!!!

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708c10 No.401586

>cartoon characters have the same value as a real woman

LOL

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699759 No.401591

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