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All Hail The Bum Bum King!

File: 463d7937870f2ee⋯.png (271.74 KB,600x315,40:21,ClipboardImage.png)

968cbb No.400079 [View All]

May to Let China Build UK 5G Network, Damaging National Security, Anglosphere Co-operation

https://www.breitbart.com/europe/2019/04/24/may-to-let-china-build-uk-5g-network-damaging-national-security-anglosphere-co-operation/

Theresa May appears set to approve Chinese participation in “non-core” elements of Britain’s 5G network via Huawei, delivering a blow to the Five Eyes security alliance of Anglosphere nations, reports suggest.

>The British prime minister overrode the objections of Defence Secretary Gavin Williamson, Home Secretary Sajid Javid, Foreign Secretary Jeremy Hunt, Trade Secretary Liam Fox, and International Development Secretary Penny Mordaunt at a meeting of the National Security Council to allow Huawei, an allegedly employee-owned Chinese telecoms giant, to develop “non-core” infrastructure for the 5G network, according to The Telegraph.

>Digital minister Margot James has pushed back on the reports somewhat, not denying that Huawei will be involved in 5G development, but claiming that “In spite of Cabinet leaks to the contrary, final decision yet to be made on managing threats to telecoms infrastructure.”

rev up the tinfoil lads

US-UK trade deal 'more difficult' with a customs union

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-48042524

The US Ambassador to the UK says negotiating a trade deal post-Brexit would be "much more difficult" if the UK is in a customs union with the EU.

>Woody Johnson also said it would be "more challenging" for the UK "to get control of [its] own trade policy".

>But he said President Donald Trump is still hopeful doing a "robust, big, very generous trade deal" with the UK after Brexit.

>President Trump will come to the UK for a state visit in June.

Sri Lanka suicide bomber who studied in UK named as Abdul Lathief Jameel Mohamed

https://news.sky.com/story/sri-lanka-attack-suspect-who-studied-in-uk-named-11702458

Abdul Lathief Jameel Mohamed is believed to have studied in the southeast of England at some point between 2006 and 2007

>One of the suicide bombers behind the Sri Lanka suicide attacks was former UK student Abdul Lathief Jameel Mohamed, according to security sources.

>Mohamed is believed to have studied in the southeast of England at some point between 2006 and 2007 - and later did a postgraduate course in Australia, before returning to settle in Sri Lanka.

>The terrorist was one of nine who carried out a series of blasts targeting churches and hotels in the country, killing 359 people - including eight Britons - and injuring more than 500.

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6f745a No.400781

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>>400780

what was wrong with posting this video?

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5808ce No.400782

>>400781

Someone else had already posted it, and it wasn't the video I wanted to post.

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bfb809 No.400783

>>400776

bye bye lad, we'll all miss you

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e10321 No.400784

>>400742

Cool music lad.

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6f745a No.400785

File: 859df2344cc7979⋯.jpg (69.86 KB,848x941,848:941,1551164738953.jpg)

>>400782

mr bloddy was my childhood. you shoulda kept the post up

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6f745a No.400786

File: 1f0086fb353788a⋯.jpg (65.71 KB,640x468,160:117,1548804794579.jpg)

>mr bloddy

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e10321 No.400787

File: 16fe14b5f514eb1⋯.png (246.74 KB,500x500,1:1,ClipboardImage.png)

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1c38eb No.400788

File: eb445cd17bee86e⋯.jpg (498.64 KB,1268x1600,317:400,Jewess 28.jpg)

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6f745a No.400789

File: a4698c023cf5d8a⋯.jpg (154.85 KB,1024x1024,1:1,1546913554356m.jpg)

>>400787

>that image plus his voice

terrifying

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e10321 No.400790

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>all those sparklers inside in a club

not very helf and safety

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e10321 No.400791

>>400789

you have such high quality anime reaction images

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bfb809 No.400792

File: 3bc1f4478d95a63⋯.png (27.08 KB,850x639,850:639,sadbins.png)

what if…. what if he never comes back?

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1c38eb No.400793

File: 9bde741cd0da7e6⋯.jpg (1.91 KB,296x198,148:99,alsina.jpg)

>>400789

>>400791

how does he do it?

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bfb809 No.400794

>>400773

I heard that, yeh..

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8a4a80 No.400795

File: 323c5abb9a8a735⋯.jpg (5.24 KB,190x232,95:116,12822940817681.JPG)

>>400793

>tfw your reaction images are shit quality

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1c38eb No.400796

File: 8193c422914aad7⋯.jpg (40.29 KB,600x600,1:1,Untitled.jpg)

>>400795

yee, i 'erd dat

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6f745a No.400797

File: 26e333660988048⋯.jpg (135.71 KB,1920x1080,16:9,1552570105102.jpg)

>>400791

Thank you!

>>400792

what if… like, one of his tires goes flat when he's out working and a nice lady his age pulls over and helps him out with his no movement problem and they both fall in love. I'd be happy if he never came back then cause he'd have a lass and potential family of his own then

that would be sweet and happy ending to the 22st saga

>>400793

I get them off places you wouldn't want to lurk

>>400795

step up!

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e10321 No.400798

File: 1f9eb81570b46ff⋯.jpg (396.87 KB,2048x2048,1:1,1553829020019.jpg)

>suddenly feel a dark feeling in my stomach out of nowhere

No, I will not let the psy demons steal my loosh. Only positive generational forces tonight lads. This world is cruel, but also very beautiful.

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8a4a80 No.400799

File: 5c7cc594a28579d⋯.jpg (13.21 KB,325x252,325:252,5.JPG)

I made this ten years ago

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bfb809 No.400800

File: ad466758c357a6c⋯.png (40.05 KB,2100x1200,7:4,2dc05d6e22ddf378fa48152f1e….png)

>>400797

>what if… like, one of his tires goes flat when he's out working and a nice lady his age pulls over and helps him out with his no movement problem and they both fall in love. I'd be happy if he never came back then cause he'd have a lass and potential family of his own then

>that would be sweet and happy ending to the 22st saga

he'd never leave us lad…. would he?

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207aab No.400801

File: c817c06201ce164⋯.png (1.6 MB,1891x905,1891:905,ClipboardImage.png)

>tfw want to share funny moments from my chinky tv shows but nobody is interested enough to have watched them and get the joke

>>400799

how horrifying

excellent

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5808ce No.400802

File: 217bd015567f145⋯.png (26.42 KB,928x1088,29:34,ClipboardImage.png)

>>400796

Too many pixels tbh, needs less

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bfb809 No.400803

>>400799

wtf is it?

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e10321 No.400804

>>400801

the lonely wesshan

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1c38eb No.400805

File: c4b83afa7ad7d7b⋯.png (4.92 KB,448x448,1:1,tessa-fin3.png)

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8a4a80 No.400806

File: 9947be45bb8d7cd⋯.jpg (2.69 KB,100x102,50:51,sm1.JPG)

Another turning point a fork stuck in the road

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1c38eb No.400807

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7a9601 No.400808

New thread

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8a4a80 No.400809

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5808ce No.400810

File: 0a31eaaec16b51d⋯.png (23.01 KB,923x1085,923:1085,ClipboardImage.png)

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207aab No.400811

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OH GODS

>>400804

kill me

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bfb809 No.400812

>>400809

that's awful, never seen it before, is it a really old meme

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207aab No.400813

File: 8e3c6f77b20418b⋯.png (493.63 KB,581x925,581:925,direct.png)

SO THIS IS THE POWER OF COMMON CORE

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6f745a No.400814

File: e4c78b1d191e477⋯.jpg (130.96 KB,600x600,1:1,1555958047129.jpg)

>>400799

Lad that's spooky

>>400800

maybe you will leave before he does? You never know what time will bring

>>400802

i recognise that lass

you need less pixels

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1c38eb No.400815

File: 04a69841194a758⋯.jpg (3 KB,314x350,157:175,ahhhhhhhhh.jpg)

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bfb809 No.400816

File: 0a36c6265ddde73⋯.jpg (318.96 KB,1200x676,300:169,5b6c626f6d5db7774e833e6d37….jpg)

>>400814

>maybe you will leave before he does? You never know what time will bring

I think if are 22 got an irl gf, he would bring her here, and she'd become one of us

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5808ce No.400817

File: 5a12bb354241228⋯.png (21.41 KB,934x1088,467:544,ClipboardImage.png)

>>400814

>>400815

A full 48 pixels

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44a582 No.400818

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>>400807

Awful music. This is better.

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207aab No.400819

File: ebe1675b47aec21⋯.png (1.43 MB,1300x630,130:63,ClipboardImage.png)

>tfw you are the premiere warlord of china and essentially and possibly literally deified and a bunch of filthy mixed gweilo destroy your legacy with strange autotuned wailing

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8a4a80 No.400820

File: e34704ab0b2ec4c⋯.png (180.37 KB,544x345,544:345,ClipboardImage.png)

>>400809

Reminds me of this board tbh. Dorset chasing lezzers.

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1c38eb No.400821

File: 3b6ba783d66e9e5⋯.jpg (3 KB,314x350,157:175,dfg.jpg)

>>400817

mine is better quality and it still is smaller file size

get good

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5808ce No.400822

File: 1d6967ef0597f2f⋯.png (21.29 KB,931x1085,133:155,ClipboardImage.png)

>>400821

I was never going for a small file size, I was going for as few pixels as possible, I can't get lower than 36

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e10321 No.400823

>>400819

keeeek

>>400811

that song is a banger

>kill me

cheer up lad

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6f745a No.400824

File: 997501cb4763797⋯.jpg (73.07 KB,1280x720,16:9,1552225529619.jpg)

>>400816

>and she'd become one of us

That's another way of looking at it. I hope that happens tbh

wholesome

>>400817

This is good

Might save it

saved it already btw

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6f745a No.400825

File: 9a4910cf5d1c80b⋯.jpg (52.04 KB,751x736,751:736,6679675.jpg)

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e10321 No.400826

File: 27d9e93529e710f⋯.png (471.15 KB,1420x1229,1420:1229,1545156568109.png)

>>400825

blaze it fgt

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44a582 No.400827

File: d39eb31c460b1aa⋯.mp4 (2.91 MB,960x720,4:3,7opsb7mmjrkg1jga.mp4)

Someone make new thread please.

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e10321 No.400828

>>400827

Oh, I'll do it. That's a cute lass.

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44a582 No.400829

>>400828

Ta lad.

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e10321 No.400832

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