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All Hail The Bum Bum King!

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c0612d No.398644 [View All]

No links, go fuck yourselves.

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2d53e9 No.399352

File: 476a39243513fad⋯.png (139.7 KB,702x942,117:157,ClipboardImage.png)

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5e0a03 No.399353

>>399352

keeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeek

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39c26c No.399354

22st should do a Pepe picture of THAT scene from GOT.

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2c24e1 No.399355

File: 6b0e34a8f6a32bc⋯.png (91.21 KB,1930x1348,965:674,doogles41.png)

>>399352

giz a cuddle, lids

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869000 No.399356

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Making really good strides in the gym. Tomorrow my bench press will get bigger. My Tricep Extensions got higher still today. Wanna get Indian clubs but will continue leg press for a few weeks before even attempting a squat again

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5e0a03 No.399357

File: 686460f1a8b5803⋯.png (41.18 KB,1021x942,1021:942,bigbenisbins.png)

>>399354

which scene? Theon's willy out scene?

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39c26c No.399358

File: b6d559afa68c846⋯.jpg (151.66 KB,897x1080,299:360,1555921691142.jpg)

>>399357

No lad, THAT scene.

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5e0a03 No.399359

File: 84919f9451a05dc⋯.gif (409.45 KB,840x488,105:61,145f2b37f4f2c9e1f8ab5cc5c5….gif)

>>399356

he's back!!!

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5e3ff0 No.399360

File: c7ba1faa287516a⋯.png (503.18 KB,2000x1503,2000:1503,22st spic's women.png)

>>399355

the perfect woman for spic

>>399356

goodlad

I lifted a couple bottles filled with sand a few times today, can feel my arms levelling up

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2c24e1 No.399361

>>399360

That one's amazing. Looks like Berserk art.

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2c24e1 No.399362

Spig uses the behelit to sacrifice the board for milkies.

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869000 No.399363

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>>399360

nice

>tfw can't figure out if black shirt has a YUGE bulge or a little 'un

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a8e949 No.399364

>>399350

>>399349

feeling a sword of Damocles hanging over your head there, bud?

>>399352

keeeeeeeeeeeek. No kissing

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a8e949 No.399365

File: 6de4e020c7a8723⋯.png (89.27 KB,1724x1194,862:597,ClipboardImage.png)

>>399361

>>399362

what I was trying for tbh. He'd definitely sacrifice us for anything with an arse and boobers smh

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5e3ff0 No.399366

>>399364

it's just awkward really

I could move out and find a way to make it work by doubling down on eating garbage and not paying for heating and suchlike but why bother when he's apparently happy to continue the current silliness

it just makes me feel really bad and embarrassed

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a8e949 No.399367

>>399366

I bet you'd feel good if you actually did something with your own situation.

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2c24e1 No.399368

Definitely changed smarties. Those orange ones are proper orange now.

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5e3ff0 No.399369

>>399367

Of which the only choose is to move out and hope I can make it in some shit job and not go mad tbh, outside of farfetched goals like "make money from writing for dumdums on the internet"

I do other stuff currently that might help get me work and skills eventually but it's so slow paced, one meeting every two weeks

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a8e949 No.399370

>>399341

His "let's find out" are becoming so sinister

keeeeeek

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5e3ff0 No.399371

File: 7b2cc5f40f9a868⋯.png (69.78 KB,784x709,784:709,ClipboardImage.png)

Chuck, what's goin' on big guy? You just tripped yourself.

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a8e949 No.399372

>>399369

>I do other stuff currently that might help get me work and skills eventually but it's so slow paced, one meeting every two weeks

yeah that's not gonna do anything keeek

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2c24e1 No.399373

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>>399371

Is he okay? It's all an act, right?

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04ceaa No.399374

think I've been stuck in a psychotic break since about 2014, condition has been deteriorating ever since. been shitting out blood for days now, hoping it's something serious so I have an excuse to be a delinquent

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a8e949 No.399375

>Varg complaining about his boomer neighbour and cats again

keeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeek

>>399374

colour of the blood, lad?

and I don't think being a NEET is gonna help anyone

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04ceaa No.399376

>>399375

reddish brown to dark red

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5e3ff0 No.399377

File: d8bafa64451b2b0⋯.png (193.18 KB,1000x324,250:81,shift.png)

>>399373

>2020

>charls tracks down and murders sam live on air

>nick is behind the camera

>as the police close in and start shooting at charls a WORLD PEACE 2 graphic overlays the screen

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a8e949 No.399378

File: 84087df87c6a362⋯.jpg (40.79 KB,641x530,641:530,1492166372893.jpg)

>>399376

lad…

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2c24e1 No.399379

>>399374

tbh, I'm increasingly concerned that none of us have been sane for a long time. Too many pressures. Too hard to keep track of what's real.

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04ceaa No.399380

>>399373

love charls even more than sam tbh, nick is underrated too

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31c02e No.399381

File: cb2dacdac90cbf2⋯.jpg (26.76 KB,540x487,540:487,tumblr_ppn5376ity1umh9qw_5….jpg)

>mummy's migraines have been increasing in frequency

>a couple of months ago she realises/decides she's allergic to beef so is now mostly vegetarian

>today she says shes just not feeling right and only manages half of her dinner

not a good time for anyone's health apparently

best wishes lads

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31c02e No.399382

>>399376

go to a doctor, blood in poo is never good

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a8e949 No.399383

>>399381

tell her to eat raw meat

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39c26c No.399384

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FRESH BLUE VAN MAN

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869000 No.399385

>>399381

Tell her to go to a GP love

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869000 No.399386

time to eat that easter egg the rich lady gave me, truffles were gorgeous

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2c24e1 No.399387

>>399380

They really work best as a unit, which is why it's so sad that Charles and Sam don't seem to be on great terms now.

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39c26c No.399388

>>399386

Which brand did you get?

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869000 No.399389

>>399388

Thorntons,usually get chadburys but the rich lady gave me this one. Tastes like a kinder egg

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39c26c No.399390

>>399389

Who is this rich lady? Is she a lady friend?

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869000 No.399391

>>399390

From Church

>tfw God rewarded my constant attendance with a new mummy

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31c02e No.399392

File: 9967e0b874b4952⋯.png (1.74 MB,1280x696,160:87,ClipboardImage.png)

@westie

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a8e949 No.399393

>>399391

Maybe he will reward you with a wife too

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5e3ff0 No.399394

>>399392

want the IP? I can load Bongo Bongo Land if westie isn't around

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5e3ff0 No.399395

OH SHIT 1.14 JUST DROPPED ALL THE NEW SHIT IS IN IT WWWOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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5e3ff0 No.399396

File: 26ca14fc114cea6⋯.png (189.66 KB,560x750,56:75,soyjak.png)

FUCKIN NEW MINECRAFT LADS

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869000 No.399397

>>399393

Only when I'm ready I guess, many lasses keep commenting on my bum and stuff but I am too autistic to chew some used meat. I want a 16 y/o virgin beautiful ginger girl of good brythonic stock. I will become good enough to achieve he smh

*accidentally poos self on the bus*

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04ceaa No.399398

>>399387

True, it's a shame Sam couldn't set aside his politics for the show. Think they could have been moderately successful if it weren't for the Swastikas and shit.

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31c02e No.399399

>>399394

i don't really have time to play ahhhhhhhhhhhh smh

but sure why not, maybe i can play later in the week or at the weekend

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a8e949 No.399400

>>399397

could just kidnap a lass and raise her until she's 16 in your basement, lad

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04696c No.399401

>>399399

>>399395

aight might have to update server will do tonite

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