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All Hail The Bum Bum King!

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e45b88 No.396412 [View All]

THE STREAM (I think at least tbh lads someone said it was)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1Q46AoR80M4&feature=youtu.be

https://www.breitbart.com/europe/2019/04/19/rich-actress-emma-thompson-flies-5400-miles-to-protest-climate-change

https://www.breitbart.com/europe/2019/04/19/rich-actress-emma-thompson-flies-5400-miles-to-protest-climate-change/

Dame Emma Thompson has flown 5,400 miles to take part in the so-called ‘Extinction Rebellion’ protests in London.

>The actress, star of such films as Saving Mr Banks and Nanny McPhee, made the unusual decision to fly halfway around the world to join in the environmental protests in the capital. Speaking of the protests, Thompson said she couldn’t attend from the beginning as she was celebrating her birthday.

>“I was not here on April 15 because I was with my husband because I was 60,” said the actress, who has been labelled a “champagne socialist” by critics.

>“I absolutely wanted to be arrested on my 60th birthday but I haven’t quite managed that,” she added.

Swedish Journalist Caught on Social Media Celebrating Notre Dame Fire

https://www.breitbart.com/europe/2019/04/19/swedish-journalist-social-media-celebrating-notre-dame-fire/

A Swedish journalist who writes for the newspaper Expressen was caught celebrating the tragic fire that engulfed the iconic Notre Dame cathedral in Paris earlier this week.

>Expressen‘s Alex Schulman posted an image of the cathedral on fire on Instagram with the caption “at last” using the “stories” feature which posts an image for up to 24 hours, Nyheter Idag reports.

>Schulman was slammed on other social media sites for celebrating the blaze by several accounts, including that of Swedish-Assyrian journalist and filmmaker Nuri Kino who is well-known for his reporting on human rights.

>“Finally? What have you longed for? That a cathedral should burn up? I hope this is a misunderstanding,” Kino wrote on Twitter. Schulman has so far not replied to Kino’s criticism, having not posted about the fire at all on Twitter.

‘Wait for the Next’ – Islamic State-linked Group Issue Notre Dame Threat

https://www.breitbart.com/europe/2019/04/19/wait-for-next-islamic-state-linked-group-issue-notre-dame-threat/

A radical group linked to the Islamic State has threatened an attack on the damaged cathedral of Notre Dame, or possibly another historic Christian building.

>Al-Munatsir, a radical group linked to Islamic State leader Abu Bakr al-Baghdadi’s erstwhile caliphate, disseminated an image showing Notre Dame’s iconic bell towers engulfed in flames, with the caption “wait for the next”.

>The SITE Intelligence Group Enterprise counter-extremism organisation, which reported on the threat, appears to believe it was targetted at the Parisian cathedral — although it is possible “wait for the next” could refer to an attack on another Christian building.

>The French authorities do not believe the Notre Dame fire resulted from arson or terrorism at present, saying it was likely an accident.

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be3d8a No.397112

>>397111

yeah I just like her tits and also her face when she has a neutral expression

finished the first movie, debating watching another. I'm not a film person, really

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f3fd9d No.397113

>>397112

first film is the best so

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be3d8a No.397114

>>397113

it was indeed very good. I remember the second being my favorite, but I was young at the time so we'll have to see what my opinion is now

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f3fd9d No.397115

File: 71c56ec8c305d1d⋯.png (4.04 KB,317x95,317:95,ca47022eb360f48249fbefd80f….png)

but the second one has cool squid monsters

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f3fd9d No.397116

oh you have seen them all before smh

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be3d8a No.397117

'tis a shame I don't have rum to drink while watching it. I've been sipping port, the next best thing, a very maritime beverage

>>397116

yes, except the new 5th one from 2017. and yeah the second introduces Davy Jones which is very cool, cooler than the curse of cortes methinks

maybe we could do the 5th one for a film night once I get there? if we can even find a stream, that may very well be an issue

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56790b No.397118

File: 71031b668b7346c⋯.png (2.24 MB,1440x2560,9:16,Jewess 496.png)

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f3fd9d No.397119

>>397117

>maybe we could do the 5th one for a film night once I get there? if we can even find a stream, that may very well be an issue

already did, lad. It was shite tbh. And yeah I thought D avy Jones was cool too

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f3fd9d No.397120

all the critics thought he was silly smh

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00d75e No.397121

File: 270e26e500bd1fc⋯.png (107.1 KB,263x318,263:318,ClipboardImage.png)

*blocks your path*

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be3d8a No.397122

>>397118

the glasses make her look ugly instead of average like she normally looks

>>397119

>It was shite tbh

really? that sucks, the 4th one sucked too. first 3 were gr8 though

no spoilers pls

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f3fd9d No.397123

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
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be3d8a No.397124

apparently they're making a sixth one. must be a case like star wars where disney has the rights and no matter how garbage it is they can keep pumping out a new movie ever couple years and it will make a profit every time just 'cause of the name so they'll never stop. wouldn't be so bad if only they hired some creative goyim director that would actually do a good job at making a decent film

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8c66a1 No.397125

>had that horrible dream where I'm eating chocolate that doesn't taste quite right, but I have loads of it, and I just keep eating it

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f3fd9d No.397126

>>397125

that's real life lad

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00d75e No.397127

File: c3b4191641e4514⋯.png (99.07 KB,712x915,712:915,ClipboardImage.png)

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f3fd9d No.397128

>>397124

Johnnyboi's still in?

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8c66a1 No.397129

>>397127

More like really weak chocolate flavour, mixed with the inside of sleeping person mouth

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be3d8a No.397130

>>397128

I saw the title of a video recommended on jewtube called "the real reason why johnny depp was fired from pirates of the caribbean" or something like that, so maybe not

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8c66a1 No.397131

The hotter months of the year are basically just a time for evil, aren't they? The bad energies are all afoot, and people become beasts.

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be3d8a No.397132

>>397131

good thing we're headed for another ice age

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be3d8a No.397133

actually feeling a bit of alcohol, I usually just have a glass with food and feel nothing. pretty nice

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f3fd9d No.397134

>>397133

you like the taste?

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56790b No.397135

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

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be3d8a No.397136

File: 006ed3d03ca953b⋯.jpg (21.9 KB,399x325,399:325,006ed3d03ca953bc8f69b08959….jpg)

>>397134

well of the wine yes but I meant that I'm feeling slightly drunk and it's nice

haven't got truly wasted in years. would like to have IRL friends and go to a "party" that has femoids and get truly drunk

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be3d8a No.397137

File: 97610d9b9fcf42d⋯.png (1.67 MB,1920x1080,16:9,Untitled.png)

you know I may be a nigger-hater but this role was really best filled by a negress, it wouldn't have worked with a human woman

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56790b No.397138

File: b8bde5452d6985e⋯.jpg (46.19 KB,530x594,265:297,Jewess 13.jpg)

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be3d8a No.397139

>>397138

why do you like goblines? it's stupid. I only ever spicposted ironically and because they have high progesterone and fertility (wide hips, superb buttocks, etc.). I don't actually endorse them, fuck them, invaders of my nation

but you seem to be unironically goblinist, this is wrong, your mind is sick

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f3fd9d No.397140

File: 902c56912fe6dc6⋯.jpg (31 KB,512x475,512:475,902c56912fe6dc6d3725c0e713….jpg)

nigh nigh lids

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be3d8a No.397141

>>397140

nanigh tooters

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8c66a1 No.397142

>>397137

Don't be a cringelord, lad.

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8c66a1 No.397143

I should drink more often. It actually makes the world a lot more bearable.

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be3d8a No.397144

>>397142

the role is supposed to be some primal carribean pirate goddess thing that's all voodoo and savage with most teeth missing. how is a white woman supposed to be that? I say keep 1000 negroids alive in laboratories for research purposes, occasionally allowing one to act in films for roles where it only makes sense to have a negroid

>>397143

yea this. just don't go Hz.mode. alchohol in the right dose makes you feel great and super confident and 'loose' but drink too much and you feel awful. can't see how people get addicted to it, I wouldn't even want to drink often enough to get addicted

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8c66a1 No.397145

>>397144

I mean, of course they get a black woman to play a voodoo whatever. You don't have to do this whole song and dance of "well I may hate those nig nogs but…". It's okay.

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be3d8a No.397146

File: 1a0b07113ee245a⋯.mp4 (3.37 MB,360x360,1:1,Alabama_Nigger.mp4)

File: 32673354f2c1287⋯.webm (2.93 MB,314x204,157:102,10 little nigger boys.webm)

File: 50d13d98a09e9d2⋯.mp4 (1.27 MB,460x460,1:1,kiki.mp4)

File: 4a5f58dd11963f0⋯.mp4 (4.37 MB,224x400,14:25,COME AWN NIGGER.mp4)

File: c350d7c985b9180⋯.mp4 (2.78 MB,360x360,1:1,yo don't put that shit on ….mp4)

>>397145

fuck niggers lol

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8c66a1 No.397147

>>397146

Absolutely cringe

Just made a BIG SANDWICH

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be3d8a No.397148

>>397147

I could go for a sammich. I haven't eaten since breakfast, mummy was telling me to make sosej+pasta but I can't be assed to do that so I'm just drinking port and watching pirate movies lmao

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be3d8a No.397149

well I had one sundried tomato which is too damn salty for human consumption (sucks 'cause it would have tasted really good if it wasn't salted to hell and back) and some walnuts and a pecan or two

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56790b No.397150

File: 8a2220fba85c323⋯.webm (6.2 MB,1280x720,16:9,Achive Maximun edge tripl….webm)

MAXIMUM EDGE

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be3d8a No.397151

and a sliced banana with 2tbsp of almond butter

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be3d8a No.397152

>>397150

yeah that's whatI was thinking of. been looking for this webm, only have the version with the nazbol flag

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be3d8a No.397153

fukk I'm actually pretty drunk rn, I just kept sippin' and sippin' and it's like 18%, I lostt track of how much and I had an empty stomach. gonna eat something

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56790b No.397154

>>397153

did the same thing yesterday

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be3d8a No.397155

urgghh poured the last glass down the drain unfortunately 'cause I had more than enough, would be fucking stupid to have another sip. it's because empty stomach, I've been eating chicken wraps to try to absorb but it's probably too late

>>397154

yeh

good lad, still awake. shame timezones exist hm

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56790b No.397156

just had some apple cider, it was really good. drank some homebrew stuff that was very high alcohol content.

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be3d8a No.397157

goddamnnit feel like shit

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8c66a1 No.397158

horoscope tells me I'm getting pozzed soon, lol

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be3d8a No.397159

alright I'm gonna sleep it off. second pirate movie was a worthy sequel, can't really say which is better. both great, first would be fine as standalone but second is a worthy sequel and leads into a trilogy

g'night/morn nebbie

>>397158

protecc your anus, doog

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8311f7 No.397161

File: 9bcef06d0edbc0a⋯.png (875.93 KB,858x1200,143:200,74213193_p0.png)

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e45b88 No.397162

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