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All Hail The Bum Bum King!

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47cf1c No.395687 [View All]

Lyra McKee murder: Journalist shot dead during Derry rioting

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-northern-ireland-47985469

One of Northern Ireland's "most promising" journalists has been shot dead during rioting that police are treating as a terrorist incident.

>Dissident republicans are being blamed for killing 29-year-old Lyra McKee after violence broke out during police searches in Londonderry on Thursday.

>Police said a group known as the New IRA "are likely to be the ones" responsible for her murder.

>Ms McKee's partner said she had been left without "the love of my life".

European Parliament’s Own Prediction Sees Populist Surge in May Elections

https://www.breitbart.com/europe/2019/04/19/european-parliaments-own-prediction-sees-populist-surge-in-may-elections/

Populist, anti-mass migration, and Eurosceptic political parties have been predicted to make advances in the next European Parliament, according to an analysis of polling released by the parliament itself.'

>The European Parliament completed its final meeting of the 2014-2019 session Thursday and marked the occasion by releasing its own projections of how it believes the forthcoming elections to select the members of the next 2019-2024 session will see a surge in populist and Eurosceptic members.

>Although the electoral campaigns for the late May election have barely begun — especially in the United Kingdom, where there is some question over whether the vote will take place because of Brexit — the prediction suggests populist groups will surge, but would fail to unseat the centrist-right group from top position.

Jihadist Plotting Holy Week Attack in Spain Arrested

https://www.breitbart.com/europe/2019/04/19/jihadist-plotting-holy-week-attack-in-spain-arrested/

Earlier this week Moroccan police arrested 23-year-old Zouhair El Bouhdidi, claiming the radical Islamist was plotting a terror attack in the Spanish city of Seville.

>El Bouhdidi, along with the rest of his immediate family, has been living in the Spanish city for the past 14 years and, according to police, had plotted to become a suicide bomber, Spanish news site El Espanol reports.

>Police say the 23-year-old had planned to use the homemade explosive TATP, commonly referred to as “Mother of Satan”, to carry out the suicide attack.

>TATP was also the explosive of choice for the Barcelona terrorists, who allegedly managed to produce 450 lbs of the chemical compound and plotted to bomb the Eiffel Tower in Paris with a truck bomb.

Half of Britons Think Labour Has a Serious Antisemitism Problem

https://www.breitbart.com/europe/2019/04/19/half-britons-think-labour-has-serious-antisemitism-problem/

More than half, 51 per cent, of Britons believe that the Labour Party has a serious antisemitism problem — up from more than one third (34 per cent) in July 2018.

>The survey by ComRes for Jewish News also found that 48 per cent disagree with the statement that the party’s far-left leader, Jeremy Corbyn, has “absolute determination” to eradicate the hatred of Jews from Labour, while over half (55 per cent) believe that his failure to tackle antisemitism makes him unfit to be prime minister.

>Over half (54 per cent) believe Corbyn’s failure to deal with the anti-Jewish racism undermines his claims of being anti-racist, while 56 per cent believe the party leader is unable or unwilling to stamp out antisemitism.

>Last year, the Simon Wiesenthal Center ranked Mr Corbyn in fourth place on the list of the ten worst antisemitic incidents worldwide in 2018, with the list determining that the leftist “stands directly responsible” for “injecting the world’s oldest hatred into the mainstream of society.”

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a54fca No.396370

>>396368

bourgeoisie, like neo or dorset

I am the only rural non-booj here

I guess Suffolk is a proppa workin' lad but he also went to university

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53f4e4 No.396371

File: 3b8ba45e35b334a⋯.png (890.36 KB,4500x4334,2250:2167,3b8ba45e35b334a6a1b837d544….png)

>>396356

>>396357

>>396358

>>396359

Macau lasted 'til 1999

>>396363

what's a "booj"?

>>396365

I'm middle class but that's more common in USA than Britain. in Britain it's morelike our "upper middle class", i.e. doctors lawyers etc. whereas "middle class" here is basically "not rich or poor"

>>396368

this

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12fd72 No.396372

>>396368

boojie

bourgeois

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d13f07 No.396373

>>396371

>Macau lasted 'til 1999

Probably because the lease started later

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12fd72 No.396374

>>396370

lad im not booj at all

dont know why you think this

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a54fca No.396375

>>396374

you have lots of money to spend on things and eat expensive meats and suchlike whereas I literally eat garbage and am basically squatting in the property of a possibly dead 90yo landlady who may or may not remember i exist at this point

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47cf1c No.396376

https://vocaroo.com/i/s1Rw0kIxfFWU

rate my tunes lads

have i developed a unique style or does it just sound like shit

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a54fca No.396377

File: 051fcd8c6f52168⋯.png (460.13 KB,656x843,656:843,smugITpepe.png)

I score lowest on the privilege index so I win tbh

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12fd72 No.396378

>>396375

>have duck once

>suddenly i am middle class

i have money because i dont pay rent, and i manage to save bennies

both parents earn less than 20k a year, rent is about £600 a month

but according to you anyone who doesnt eat moldy cheese is middle class

>>396377

youre white though

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042dfb No.396379

File: 8deb66bacf65282⋯.png (Spoiler Image,1.31 MB,900x1200,3:4,fat on (you)s.png)

>>396371

I'm pretty sure I'm less well off than american middle class, my cottage only has like six rooms smh.

>>396375

Do online shopping through tesco or something, you can buy decent quality food in bulk without even leaving your house.

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12fd72 No.396380

>literally grow up in the dirtiest shittiest council estate here

>ur middle class dood

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6bd621 No.396381

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26ae67 No.396382

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12fd72 No.396383

>only has like six rooms

>only

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c79d43 No.396384

>>396378

>anyone who doesnt eat moldy cheese is middle class

What does this mean for the people who blue cheese?

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d13f07 No.396385

File: 3a24ef59a7e4447⋯.jpg (98.72 KB,618x416,309:208,cover_5.jpg)

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26ae67 No.396386

File: d4830c5ffe1f53e⋯.jpg (46.01 KB,320x358,160:179,yelena.jpg)

>>396379

>my cottage only has like six rooms

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12fd72 No.396387

>>396385

>see through top

thats a yikes from me, chief

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12fd72 No.396388

>tfw no one room run down cottage

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26ae67 No.396389

>>396387

Look away lad! You can make it to day 3 yet!

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a54fca No.396390

File: ee4636a974c4f05⋯.png (24.37 KB,1128x668,282:167,spying pepe.png)

>>396376

I will listen tomorrow

>>396378

>don't pay rent

BOOOOOOOOOOOJIE

I might be white but I'm poor and mentally and physically disabled in multiple ways, therefore I have the highest score on the progressometer and should receive a tithe from all posters

>>396379

STOP posting lewd cartoons it is a holy time smdh

I can't store anything useful in bulk like meat and veg since I don't have a freezer

BOOOOOOOJIE

I live in one third of a cottage

>>396384

expired blue cheese is a rare and delectable treat

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12fd72 No.396391

>>396389

yeeeeee boi

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47cf1c No.396392

File: 1ae9591966c23f3⋯.png (1.01 MB,1000x900,10:9,ClipboardImage.png)

>>396386

>yelenaposting

based kernow

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6bd621 No.396393

>looking up kayaks

>the cheap ones can't handle my weight

reeeeeeee

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12fd72 No.396394

>>396390

i'm not a boojie, i'm just smart.

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a54fca No.396395

>>396394

no you live off of the generosity of your parents

which I do to to an extent tbf but at least I contribute toward rent/bills and pay all living expenses

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47cf1c No.396396

>>396393

kek. give me the cheap one and i'll sail around your large one like a frigate protecting a ship of the line

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26ae67 No.396397

>>396393

STOP BEING FAT

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a54fca No.396398

>>396396

>>396393

just get a lighter and we can row it about and sing Hearts of Oak

aunt and uncle do team rowing in cornwall, it's pretty cool

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d13f07 No.396399

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a54fca No.396400

File: 0d5c09e5ab018b1⋯.png (1.17 MB,849x1200,283:400,wessexcharity.png)

GUILT TRIP

I win the oppression olympics every time

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47cf1c No.396401

File: f2285e9c7a7a711⋯.png (831.68 KB,564x800,141:200,ClipboardImage.png)

>tfw three bedrooms all to myself

>>396400

yes you may have no freeze but do you have a DRYER. if you do bourgioise swine

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47cf1c No.396402

>>396400

I love that pic kek

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12fd72 No.396403

>>396395

i give my mother a bit of the bennies

not very smart of you to live where you do though, bit pea brained of you

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53f4e4 No.396404

File: 2f61dd48ff61538⋯.jpg (257.57 KB,1300x918,650:459,serveimage.jpg)

need a new thread

>>396373

nah the leftist cuck government just fucking gave it away

>>396375

well if you get a job then you can buy real food at least. you eat beans and shit? disgusting. this week I've been having bacon cheeseburgers, scallops, shrimp, goose eggs, bacon, truffle gouda, brie, chestnuts, all kinds of tasty stuff

>>396379

my house is something like this if it had one garage and the garage was squished into the bottom floor instead of being out on the side, and maybe stretch the actual 'house' part it a lil bit horizontally. room count is similar to yours but there's also large open spaces and hallways so that'd be a misleading metric. also imagine lawns on the sides instead of woods. it's a nice house but we're probably gonna move soon-ish 'cause we basically have two houses, one where my mother and I live and another where my father (who I despise) lives with his thot gf and daughter. they're trying to kick out the thot and her daughter, sell the house I live in, and have me go live in the basement there

I think yanks are definitely financially better off than Britons, especially in terms of a property because there's a lot more space and available houses, but it's not worth it considering the lack of homogeneity, culture, etc.

>fat on (you)s

eat up, lass, you've gone without

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a54fca No.396405

File: 65363c3d54818c1⋯.png (215.63 KB,800x800,1:1,wessexbot by mersey.png)

if you do not comply with the boojie tithe then I become The Terminator

>>396401

I don't even have a washing machine

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53f4e4 No.396406

>>396405

>I don't even have a washing machine

what, do you go to the laundromat? washer/dryer and heat/AC is essential

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47cf1c No.396407

>>396405

>I don't even have a washing machine

Lad…

At least the chinky laundromat will be sustained by your repeated visits. Or do you have one of those ye olde washboards?

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8bddde No.396408

>>396405

have't you literally never had a job? wouldn't go throwing stones there lad

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d13f07 No.396409

>>396408

yeah, but that's literally everyone else in his life's fault

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12fd72 No.396410

>>396405

only thing you'll be terminating is moldy cheese

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a54fca No.396411

>>396406

>>396407

I do my washing in the bath after I have had a bath

I cannot afford to run the heating system

There is no AC

>>396408

I've done a lot more work then the rest of the NEET gang, factory shifts, worked with vanlad for a while, tried to go full time with him but 16 hour days are retarded and also made my leg re-explode

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12fd72 No.396413

>wessies clothing is covered in his smeggy sweat stench

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520416 No.396414

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

Absolutely based

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a54fca No.396415

also did the accounting and managing for a pop up hippy vegan burger restaurant for a few months but that only made like £20 each at the end of it since there were two jews on the team who kept fucking up and prioritizing short term gain rather than ethical and sensible business practices

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042dfb No.396416

File: f5eecadca9b941c⋯.jpg (103.32 KB,1000x1042,500:521,__shimakaze_azur_lane_draw….jpg)

I like this new rival boat game's shimakaze.

>>396386

Three upstairs three downstairs, it's tiny.

>>396390

Buy nuts, oats, tinned fish because those can be stored at room temperature. Bacon, eggs, chicken and most vegetables can be stored in the top fridge rather than a freezer.

>>396401

Aaaaaa I wish I could alternate bedrooms to surprise myself each morning.

>>396404

My cottage is about the size of that middle section to the left of the front door smh.

>eat up, lass, you've gone without

Thank you for enabling me lad.

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53f4e4 No.396418

>>396411

>There is no AC

well that's to be expected, apparently it doesn't got hot enough in Britain to justify spending a ton of dosh on central air. 'cause it's not just a one time expense, it needs to be maintained. here you need it though 'cause the summers are all humid, it'd be brutal not having AC in the summer

you can make a homemade air conditioner with a fan, copper wire, a bucket of ice water, etc., just look it up, there's videos. it spits water droplets though so don't have it aiming at your computer

>also made my leg re-explode

I don't understand what you mean by "exploding legs". like they get red and swollen and painful under the skin on the thighs, or what?

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47cf1c No.396419

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12fd72 No.396420

>>396404

my house is about as thin as the bit sticking out smh

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dafd83 No.396648

remind me never to watch a film in the company of my sister ever again

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