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All Hail The Bum Bum King!

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734112 No.394923 [View All]

>tfw no arthog gf

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4c15b1 No.395637

File: 8e2b1618f9b1410⋯.png (350.56 KB,660x371,660:371,ClipboardImage.png)

UKIP's Carl Benjamin not sorry for MP rape comments

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-wiltshire-47974036

A YouTuber-turned-UKIP candidate who said he "wouldn't even rape" a female Labour MP has refused to apologise.

>Carl Benjamin wants to stand to become an MEP for the South West for UKIP in the European elections on May 23.

>Members of UKIP's Swindon branch said Mr Benjamin had only joined the local party recently and he should be deselected.

>At a news conference in London, Mr Benjamin accused media outlets of "smearing" him.

Aaaaah it just gets worse.I know that apologising to SJWs is a bad idea but apologising to normies still works, especially over dumb jokes that don't matter anymore. He could have put a lid on this weeks ago.

>>395633

Oreyt suffolk pal hope things are good with you. Lovely day today up norf.

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4c15b1 No.395638

File: 627eaa872a82d8f⋯.jpg (55.17 KB,258x360,43:60,1516414411822.jpg)

>>395634

You fucker

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7e7cd8 No.395639

File: 03b86ba2baa181c⋯.png (Spoiler Image,107.57 KB,546x699,182:233,ClipboardImage.png)

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470248 No.395640

>>395637

>"smearing"

keeeeeeeeek they are such bullies

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470248 No.395641

fucking 8chan I just want to look at the pictures

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395248 No.395642

File: e0e87cf9fa97cd6⋯.webm (Spoiler Image,7.25 MB,640x360,16:9,disgusting.webm)

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0c98bd No.395643

>>395637

Yeah good thanks lid just enjoying my ban holiday. Lovely day out east too

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dddf5e No.395644

File: 1ce4d66bb177869⋯.png (153.67 KB,396x385,36:35,3b2b531a08d0525700af52a442….png)

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338a58 No.395645

>>395517

I think he looks aesthetic.

>>395600

Based big brained science based social policy ethnonationalism. Like this guy.

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470248 No.395646

>>395645

yeah if you follow Dawkins' own ideas to their conclusion his politics would be different. Hate him, lads.

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470248 No.395647

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

Malcolm in the Middle - The White Power Game

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470248 No.395648

>>395642

with it finally loaded I wish it never had loaded smh

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6609ab No.395649

saw that other girl i like smh

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6609ab No.395650

>>395648

what is it?

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470248 No.395651

>>395649

how do you pick which one to get with?

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395248 No.395652

>>395650

Relating to materials posted before it in the thread.

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6609ab No.395653

>>395651

whichever one speaks to me

at least the lass today ive seen a couple of times at the pub

she has a nice big nose

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338a58 No.395654

>the qt 50 year old neighbour is downstairs talking to mummy

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470248 No.395655

>>395654

maybe she has a daughter you can date

>>395653

can't you speak to them? Youre already at the pub

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6609ab No.395656

>>395654

based

you should go and talk to them

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6609ab No.395657

>>395655

i mean she looked at me and we locked eye contact for a good few seconds the other week

that means she likes me r-right?

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470248 No.395658

>>395657

yeah she was beckoning you to approach her

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6609ab No.395659

>>395658

maybe i will see her again

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470248 No.395660

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6609ab No.395661

>>395660

bound to tbh

and speaking to her will be easier than gingerlass

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338a58 No.395662

>>395655

Reason she still seems attractive is she's never had kids. It's a bit sad she only has her doggo that mummy walks with her sometimes. Smh. She has a really pretty face and nice big chebs tbh but I can't fug her. Her womb is most likely haunted by the ghosts of aborted one night stands. Don't want ectoplasm on my penis.

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6609ab No.395663

however, id say gingerlassie is far more pretty

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6609ab No.395664

>>395662

just do it

have TWO mummies

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338a58 No.395665

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6609ab No.395666

>>395665

yes…

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dddf5e No.395667

File: 7ce484f97d9df0e⋯.jpg (59.73 KB,1000x359,1000:359,1456470853074-4.jpg)

Nice day today.

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6609ab No.395668

>>395667

nice photo

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470248 No.395669

File: 7ebeaa85f216a5a⋯.png (173.71 KB,522x934,261:467,ClipboardImage.png)

Gonna bee good next week

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6609ab No.395670

maybe she will have sex with me

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6609ab No.395671

>says its 19 c

>clearly fucking isnt

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470248 No.395672

File: 038a035a076341e⋯.png (1.33 MB,800x976,50:61,ClipboardImage.png)

*Blocks Kay's door to the office*

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6609ab No.395673

>>395672

wessex can deal with her..

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6609ab No.395674

probably dont have enough in my bank to buy minoxidil smh

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d95375 No.395675

File: 0745d4fb80d5430⋯.png (1.22 MB,800x1000,4:5,0745d4fb80d54300470c947d69….png)

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6609ab No.395676

>they change delivery date to sunday instead of wednesday

ARRRRGH FUCK YOU

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470248 No.395677

>>395673

keeek

>>395674

where did it all go?

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d95375 No.395678

>hmmposting

careful lads, spic might ban you all

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dddf5e No.395679

>>395668

It's a painting lad.

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470248 No.395680

>>395678

that never happened

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dddf5e No.395681

File: 177c6a19922f8fb⋯.jpg (814.55 KB,1600x1189,1600:1189,1456473618461-4.jpg)

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470248 No.395682

File: 4d48d779afd1614⋯.png (2.37 MB,1000x1499,1000:1499,ClipboardImage.png)

>no muslima bee captain gf

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6609ab No.395683

>>395677

various musical accessories, a pan, and a backpack

>>395679

oh.. i bet i look a fool right now

>>395678

he'll join in like the disgusting freak he is

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37bf79 No.395684

File: 54a5dd65854b60b⋯.png (786.59 KB,975x1400,39:56,ClipboardImage.png)

New chapter out. Berry berry excite!

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37bf79 No.395685

File: 94c521e00476d05⋯.png (374.11 KB,912x683,912:683,ClipboardImage.png)

Not in front of the beetle.

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4c15b1 No.395686

File: 6d18210c1fbbef5⋯.jpg (120.94 KB,707x1000,707:1000,5df25ab2d94963e519fa97c4ec….jpg)

>>395678

People will be afraid to post because their effort shall be drowned out by vulgar brapposts smh

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