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All Hail The Bum Bum King!

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c24b30 No.393433 [View All]

Carl ‘Sargon of Akkad’ Benjamin Named UKIP Candidate for EU Elections

https://www.breitbart.com/europe/2019/04/13/sargon-akkad-carl-benjamin-named-ukip-candidate-euro-elections/

Classical liberal and social commentator Carl Benjamin, better known by his YouTube pseudonym Sargon of Akkad, has been selected as a UKIP candidate for next month’s European Parliament elections.

>UKIP published a partial list of candidates Friday, with party leader Gerard Batten saying those chosen were felt to be most appropriate “to fight for a real Brexit after the European elections. UKIP’s priority is to have MEPs who will fight to make Brexit happen.”

>Describing himself as an office worker “turned successful political commentator”, Mr Benjamin addressed his 940,000-strong YouTube subscriber audience in a video on Friday.

>"I want to see Britain out of the European Union. However, it seems the political class is guilty of dereliction of duty and will not deliver Britain’s exit from the EU, so regular people like myself have to start to get our hands dirty with the political process,” he said.

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418b46 No.394139

File: 939e514cb03f4f1⋯.png (11.26 KB,525x468,175:156,939e514cb03f4f101b0e6c2e13….png)

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626451 No.394140

>>394138

my brain

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418b46 No.394141

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edf74a No.394142

File: 89c0f5c84684efa⋯.png (310.25 KB,477x632,477:632,1555339076775.png)

>>394138

I own a knife

Do you?

>>394139

It's gay what you posted

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418b46 No.394143

File: 13c399067679970⋯.png (20.57 KB,525x468,175:156,939e514cb03f4f101b0e6c2e13….png)

>>394142

>It's gay what you posted

Yeah, but it's funny

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5c28bd No.394144

File: 72327ddc9222d0f⋯.png (123.85 KB,600x600,1:1,1542616686566.png)

File: 14fa715ad5ee037⋯.jpg (112.15 KB,706x1200,353:600,1542653119915.jpg)

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File: 7c24f71005599a4⋯.jpg (437.51 KB,1200x901,1200:901,1542653489134.jpg)

Daddeh

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29634f No.394145

>>394127

>the big church fire that's currently going on is revenge for the australian mosque shooting

keeeeek

WRONG

Heaven has decided that the French are not worthy to have it. It is only fitting since they long ago decided that they don't want God to be in their midst.

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edf74a No.394146

File: d853d934068cd5a⋯.jpg (94.08 KB,700x700,1:1,1555264146934.jpg)

>>394143

>it's funny lol

come out of the closet already, I'll support you

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418b46 No.394147

File: 8888b19e57ccba3⋯.png (257.15 KB,500x500,1:1,ClipboardImage.png)

mummy

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418b46 No.394148

>>394146

whatever gay FREAK

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418b46 No.394149

File: 8052ca81c120c65⋯.png (173.4 KB,289x249,289:249,ClipboardImage.png)

OwO

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e503fa No.394150

>>394142

>Do you?

i'm practically known for it, lax

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38bdff No.394151

>>394127

Stupid if it was muds. I buy Sadiq Khans sadness over this. It would've been converted to a mosque 20 years from now. Like Spic said, why wreck nice architecture?

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c963b6 No.394152

File: b05844182411856⋯.jpg (56.72 KB,564x804,47:67,Jewess 786.jpg)

>>394149

>>394132

stop this gaycism

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626451 No.394153

>>394151

theres nothing muds hate more than a mosque turned into a church, they still REEE hard over the reconquista

i would say it is better for a church to be destroyed than turned into a mosque, tbh, sadly

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5c28bd No.394154

File: 9d209336decf8b0⋯.png (18.29 KB,450x400,9:8,ClipboardImage.png)

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edf74a No.394155

File: 61ae8a0583826af⋯.jpg (205.66 KB,784x776,98:97,1555355774345.jpg)

>>394145

g*d isn't real and soon neither will this big church

>>394148

I know you're going through a tough time, but I just want you to know I'll always be here for you no matter how much of a HOMOSEXUAL you are

>>394150

Oh yeah I forgot you sent me that video of yourself doing knife tricks.

How many you got?

>>394152

He's just being himself, don't hate

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418b46 No.394156

File: 98d978d5a4e54bb⋯.png (566.5 KB,600x660,10:11,ClipboardImage.png)

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c963b6 No.394157

>>394155

you're the biggest gay, jocko. i won't accept that from you.

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610be3 No.394158

File: 2a4fda8958b9fdc⋯.jpg (137.26 KB,543x1000,543:1000,1555272974540.jpg)

>>394127

interesting theory

>>394146

I know this lass is from bloodborne cuz my friend let me play it on his ps4 the other day. annabelle. cute.

>>394138

don't own a gun anymore but would like shotgun license sometime its cheaper

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626451 No.394159

please ban the gay, spiccy

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611db6 No.394160

>>393977

Could you gays delete my post here in case i get raided by the jews?

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626451 No.394161

>>394158

why dont you own a gun anymore lad?

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610be3 No.394162

File: 9ff02c9e66b3172⋯.gif (467.67 KB,500x274,250:137,sneeze.gif)

>>394161

Don't wanna pay £300 a year in club fees and then more in ammo and stuff. Shotgun license you don't need to be a member of a club.

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29634f No.394163

File: 5d53bbeee06d8f5⋯.jpg (87.11 KB,886x720,443:360,IMG_3648.JPG)

>>394155

>God isn't real

That's where you're wrong faggot.

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626451 No.394164

>>394162

oh i see

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611db6 No.394165

>The girl at the charity thing I did said I was amazing

>Asked me to come in and have a coffee because "x" would love me

>Twiddled her hair and stood really close to me

They can't resist my bumbum charms

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083888 No.394166

>>394149

*steals dick*

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edf74a No.394167

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>>394157

yeah, I can't help but adore women. They're great!

>>394158

She's a cute

>>394159

calm down

>>394163

prove it

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626451 No.394168

>>394165

cringe

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edf74a No.394169

>>394165

Good job

I once got a lass to take a drink out of her water bottle when I was talking to her

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611db6 No.394170

File: 1e44684233400b8⋯.png (896.81 KB,900x683,900:683,ClipboardImage.png)

BABY SUSSEX IS BORN

>>394167

Read Aquinas you fucking Brainlet. You expect the proof of God to be a light affair you tap out on an image board? What a mong. Go back to drinking IRNBRU and leave thinking to people able to do it without getting sore eyes.

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418b46 No.394171

File: d7be7064e06369e⋯.png (78.89 KB,183x275,183:275,ClipboardImage.png)

File: 4fe64b1ad052ead⋯.png (80 KB,275x183,275:183,ClipboardImage.png)

I'M NOT GAY

Look this one has a vagina

>>394166

is that your stando power, lad?

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29634f No.394172

>>394170

Jocko's ancestor :-D

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edf74a No.394173

File: 89912d8941190dd⋯.jpg (182.02 KB,848x1200,53:75,e400ebb4516fbb1ff1d1844b3c….jpg)

>>394170

just gimme the rundown

I'm a busy lass, I don't have time to read

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611db6 No.394174

File: d227e8dc6b4b4b3⋯.png (252.56 KB,306x457,306:457,ClipboardImage.png)

>>394169

We should start a mating club where we dress as gorillas and wear knickers in a not gai wai

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418b46 No.394175

>>394174

but gorillas have tiny dicks

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c963b6 No.394176

File: 7b7dccc1e81c829⋯.jpg (43.94 KB,564x594,94:99,Jewess 797.jpg)

>>394174

truly an intellectual post *sniiiiifffff*

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626451 No.394177

>>394176

think he is mentally ill tbh, poor lad

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418b46 No.394178

>>394176

TBBK and Sargon are saving the west. What are you doing?

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edf74a No.394179

File: 9594d39c0aa172e⋯.jpg (79.12 KB,680x1000,17:25,ba23fd642e4daf393d154ffad2….jpg)

>>394172

I'm not black, fuck off

>>394174

idk, sounds like furry shit

>>394177

dont bully him

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418b46 No.394180

>>394179

nice hairline dude

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edf74a No.394181

File: bff430a38e620e0⋯.jpg (32.52 KB,300x250,6:5,1551745941214.jpg)

>>394180

UWEEEEEEEEEE

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418b46 No.394182

>>394181

keeeeeeek put your mask and wig back on

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626451 No.394183

cheer up my brother

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29634f No.394184

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bf9da4 No.394185

File: 073bd24c82fee6c⋯.jpg (154.51 KB,1600x900,16:9,D4NnzJVWkAAgJLp.jpg)

found ze culprit

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592fc1 No.394186

File: e7544e6151463de⋯.png (899.65 KB,1000x1000,1:1,ClipboardImage.png)

>firefighters have now declared it unlikely that they will be able to save Notre Dame at all

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610be3 No.394187

File: b94b0b32b04318d⋯.png (201.49 KB,500x354,250:177,lain ak47.png)

>>394186

>>394185

I feel like we deserve this for being so godless and paying so little attention that we'd let a bunch of workmen start such a fire and not put it out in time.

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592fc1 No.394189

Made a fresh thread tbh

>>394188

>>394188

>>394188

>>394187

>inb4 property developers turn it into a soulless lump of concrete and glass

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