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All Hail The Bum Bum King!

File: 23f3861ea3b9b48⋯.jpg (340.27 KB,480x858,80:143,front.jpg)

47b810 No.392674 [View All]

brexit is delayed again, damn the news

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511d6e No.393381

>>393380

>I love that the obese ex-neet norseman knows better English than the yank

had to blend in back when I was undercover as welsh

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78235a No.393382

>>393374

>not allying with Italy against both France and Germany

>not allying with Turkey and Russia against Europe

>>393381

Just got to work on your cymraeg now eh

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511d6e No.393383

>>393382

>Just got to work on your cymraeg now eh

no, my persona lived in the parts of Wales where the least people learn and talk Welsh. I did my research tbh

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78235a No.393384

Electric Dreams episode 9, Safe and Sound, was good tbh

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1f1653 No.393385

>>393380

>meme Hungary

not really, they just get the Szecklerland with some land in between so it's not an enclave and the lands north of the Danube for natural borders and to right some of the wrongs of the Treaty of Triannon

>I love that the obese ex-neet norseman knows better English than the yank

we don't say "hoovering" in burgerland, I've never heard that before. but it's neat

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78235a No.393386

>>393385

Whenever I see that form of Hungary I see a big Hebraic schnozz. I can never unsee this vision.

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ba79ca No.393387

File: 3c66322e4079b79⋯.jpg (13.98 KB,400x300,4:3,LAMB AWARDS.jpg)

>>393374

Hey BumBumKing

I missed you!

How are the squeaky clean vocaroos?

HAHa lambie sheep as well :)

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ba79ca No.393388

Luaghing a lot tbh lads

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7a2c91 No.393389

hey this is that rotten /politics/ lad

GET HIM

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ba79ca No.393390

File: 096462a9b7833b6⋯.png (1.12 MB,960x720,4:3,We walked in line.png)

>>393389

That's quite rude, remember your heritage.

Newbrit was begot by politics

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ba79ca No.393391

File: a7afa72c46ed16e⋯.png (205.99 KB,394x439,394:439,AHHHHHHHHHHH.png)

here wudda jus givus a 50p eh need ut fer a wenk

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7a2c91 No.393392

File: e8851115d3971da⋯.jpg (101.55 KB,309x369,103:123,1445445857124-0 (2).jpg)

>>393390

Is that a Great Western Steam Sheep? they ran on short-gauge tracks, you know

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ba79ca No.393393

File: d3359ef7153f2e2⋯.jpg (22.79 KB,540x489,180:163,Ginnie vs BumBumKing.jpg)

>>393392

as i walk through the valley of the sheepie of beeps i take a look at myself and realise there's no wool left

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ba79ca No.393394

File: 9e6b060cfd9fa82⋯.jpg (164.97 KB,1200x1000,6:5,i am those cats t. saman.jpg)

which one are you?

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7a2c91 No.393395

File: 0360cbf78af48ca⋯.webm (642.12 KB,960x540,16:9,YELLOW BRICK ROAD.webm)

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7a2c91 No.393396

File: 2f79be7221847a3⋯.webm (1.82 MB,800x600,4:3,my pal welshlad.webm)

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511d6e No.393397

File: af830c6ee6a8e47⋯.png (Spoiler Image,599.62 KB,526x721,526:721,ClipboardImage.png)

Wessex?

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0cfccd No.393398

>>393397

lol, why would you post her. so gross.

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1f1653 No.393399

>>393398

dunno who that is, but she looks alright to me. much better than (((milanus))), anyway

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0cfccd No.393400

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511d6e No.393401

>>393398

to tease wessex. I think he actually knows of her, he told me he didn't like her for some reason idno

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1f1653 No.393402

>>393401

her face is poochy and pink hair is a no-no. nice body tho

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d574c4 No.393403

File: 4c1c6666ac6a976⋯.png (10.56 KB,436x430,218:215,nwn3.png)

My botty hurts, lids. I need a new chair.

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b1aa9c No.393404

reckon it should be legal to kill a man who attacks you and then cannibalise his remains. I think if we were allowed to devour the gyppos and wogs they'd be much less inclined to doing gyppo wog nonsense

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d574c4 No.393405

>>393404

I'm not into cannibalism. I'd rather take possession of their wives,

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511d6e No.393408

File: 24060a459021bc2⋯.png (10.95 MB,3024x4032,3:4,ClipboardImage.png)

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1f1653 No.393409

>>393408

>ywn pet 22st's cats

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511d6e No.393410

File: 29ac129bd6be956⋯.jpg (1.85 MB,3024x4032,3:4,20181118_125037.jpg)

File: 92bceb9c54b1a6d⋯.jpg (338.3 KB,2016x1512,4:3,20190115_204303.jpg)

File: 72223d7d856d799⋯.jpg (2.99 MB,4032x3024,4:3,20190119_141517.jpg)

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511d6e No.393411

File: 311a0370e59af54⋯.jpg (2.59 MB,3264x2448,4:3,20170514_151854.jpg)

Owe them a walk but the best walks are when everyone is in school or at work as they are so shy, as am I. And now because of work I am asleep during that time. smh

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1f1653 No.393412

File: c546f0a01b7a9d7⋯.png (88.77 KB,595x447,595:447,c546f0a01b7a9d72018240c669….png)

>>393411

pretty buff cat ngl

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511d6e No.393413

File: 65490be10698d04⋯.jpg (3.89 MB,3264x2448,4:3,20170514_183620.jpg)

File: 521d7f52f491bee⋯.jpg (4.17 MB,3024x4032,3:4,20190119_141427[1].jpg)

>>393412

Yeah, the coat makes him look thiccer than he is, but I am quite impressed with how much thiccer and stronger he is than the female cats.

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1f1653 No.393414

>>393413

gotta be a beefy boi to thrive as a cat in Trondelag. does he ever shag the pussycats?

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511d6e No.393415

>>393414

They are all infertile. I don't know if ballless cats are interested in sex.

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1f1653 No.393416

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511d6e No.393417

>>393416

Based breeding. There was a culling in my area a few years ago.

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1f1653 No.393418

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I saw squirrels mating in my yard one time. I should watch animals mating more often, it's fascinating

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511d6e No.393419

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1f1653 No.393420

File: ee58ff9cd919f7d⋯.png (22.36 KB,633x758,633:758,ee58ff9cd919f7d1cd8de90000….png)

bleh

it's time to go to bed and I'm dreading the oral hygiene routine as always, it's such an ordeal

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1f1653 No.393421

oh yeah I'm gonna see cryptopsy tomorrow, that's cool, keep forgetting. gotta put something in a weird place to remind me tomorrow 'cause I won't remember otherwise

hmm I'll put the salsa dish where I put my vitamins for the day on my bedside table, that'll remind me. I'll see it in the morning and be like, "why the fuck is that ther- OHHHH cryptopsy tonight, cool"

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511d6e No.393422

>>393421

could just put an alarm on your phone lad

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1f1653 No.393423

>>393422

that too but I hate the sound of it, rather let the sunlight wake me up. the time's not an issue, it'd be in the evening/night. displaced object reminders work for me

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511d6e No.393424

>>393423

yeah but keep it for when the concert happens, when you are awake

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f6dd78 No.393425

>>393397

Her face looks fucking weird tbh

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78235a No.393426

File: 0fe0fe70f3bb777⋯.jpg (24.02 KB,384x395,384:395,1445766574241.jpg)

>>393399

>looks alright to me

I agree tbh

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78235a No.393427

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aaaaa I just remembered this song

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f8b836 No.393428

>>393427

Thumbnail looks like hardcore gayaism, ngl.

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f6dd78 No.393429

>>393428

It's all about being taken to a gay bar so yeah

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da2baa No.393430

File: fe80d6ca8805a63⋯.png (298.23 KB,400x541,400:541,leon1.png)

>>393427

Fun to play on guitar tbh

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da2baa No.393431

File: 6f42d8171636113⋯.png (201.55 KB,439x490,439:490,1550256670968.png)

The censorship of that song is so funny. Really a sign of the times when they can have the whole ridiculous music video but the words nuclear and war are too far

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da2baa No.393432

File: 26702862da1cb48⋯.png (236.14 KB,640x480,4:3,ClipboardImage.png)

Carl ‘Sargon of Akkad’ Benjamin Named UKIP Candidate for EU Elections

https://www.breitbart.com/europe/2019/04/13/sargon-akkad-carl-benjamin-named-ukip-candidate-euro-elections/

Classical liberal and social commentator Carl Benjamin, better known by his YouTube pseudonym Sargon of Akkad, has been selected as a UKIP candidate for next month’s European Parliament elections.

>UKIP published a partial list of candidates Friday, with party leader Gerard Batten saying those chosen were felt to be most appropriate “to fight for a real Brexit after the European elections. UKIP’s priority is to have MEPs who will fight to make Brexit happen.”

>Describing himself as an office worker “turned successful political commentator”, Mr Benjamin addressed his 940,000-strong YouTube subscriber audience in a video on Friday.

>"I want to see Britain out of the European Union. However, it seems the political class is guilty of dereliction of duty and will not deliver Britain’s exit from the EU, so regular people like myself have to start to get our hands dirty with the political process,” he said.

how long until we get internet bloodsports in westminster?

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