28f35a No.385951 [View All]
No time for links it's an emergency!
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02d2b8 No.386646
>A Muslim must first find an acceptable place away from standing water, people's pathways, or shade.[2] They are advised that it is better to enter the area with the left foot,[3] facing away from the Qiblah (prayer point).[4] It is reported in the hadith of Bukhari that whenever Muhammad went to the toilet, he said, Bismillahi Allahumma Inni Audhubika Minal Khubsi Wal Khabais ("In the name of Allah, O Allah! I seek refuge/protection with/in You from all offensive and wicked things") (alternate translation: "from evil deeds and evil spirits" and "from the male and female unclean spirits").[5] Following this prophetic ideal, Muslims are advised to say this supplication before entering into the toilet.
>While on the toilet, one must remain silent. Talking, answering greetings, or greeting others is strongly discouraged.[4] When defecating together, two men cannot converse, nor look at each other's genitals. [6] Eating any food while on the toilet is strictly forbidden.[4]
>The anus must be washed with water using the left hand after defecating. Similarly, the penis and vulva must be washed with water with the left hand after urinating. This washing is known as istinja. The Qur'an suggests that one should wash one's hands as well, which is discussed in verse 5:6.
>When leaving the toilet, one is advised to leave with the right foot,[3] and also say a prayer – "Praise be to Allah who relieved me of the filth and gave me relief."[4]
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8f3006 No.386647
>>386644
oooohhh the hokey pokey
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ad27c6 No.386648
>>386646
>tfw i already wash my willy after a wee
Inshallah tbh lads
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6deddd No.386649
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9b17c5 No.386650
>>386635
It's a place that exists!
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de8794 No.386651
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ad27c6 No.386652
>>386615
>>386611
Loads of couples have kids out of wedlock, such as me, afaik being legally married isn't relevant, it's residence that counts. I'm all ears if I'm wrong though.
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02d2b8 No.386653
>>386652
lawful marriage just hands a magic button to destroy your life and take all your money into the woman's devious paws, tbh
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ad27c6 No.386654
67. And recall when Moses said to his people, “God commands you to sacrifice a heifer.” They said, “Do you make a mockery of us?” He said, “God forbid that I should be so ignorant.”
68. They said, “Call upon your Lord to show us which one.” He said, “He says she is a heifer, neither too old, nor too young, but in between. So do what you are commanded.”
69. They said, “Call upon your Lord to show us what her color is.” He said, “He says she is a yellow heifer, bright in color, pleasing to the beholders.”
70. They said, “Call upon your Lord to show us which one; the heifers look alike to us; and God willing, we will be guided.”
71. He said, “He says she is a heifer, neither yoked to plow the earth, nor to irrigate the field; sound without blemish.” They said, “Now you have brought the truth.” So they slew her; though they almost did not.
This is some deep lore right here
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02d2b8 No.386655
Invidious embed. Click thumbnail to play.
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338bf9 No.386656
>the filter just breaks and I can't hide the retard's posts
AAAAAAUGH
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02d2b8 No.386657
>>386656
just read them, lad. and give me (you)'s
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338bf9 No.386658
ah it's working again
just the invidious post with the idiot's dumb face on it
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ad27c6 No.386659
>>386656
Allah (swt) wants you to live for ever in paradise, lad
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f52634 No.386660
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3e5f67 No.386661
>>386660
Need her to gallop across my bollocks until there's nothing left but a pool of blood and pink mush
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992643 No.386662
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3e5f67 No.386663
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3e5f67 No.386664
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3e5f67 No.386665
>>386535
love a big puffy fanny tbh
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3e5f67 No.386666
need a new show to watch, any recommendations?
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da0dde No.386667
>>386649
What are you lads watching?
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f52634 No.386668
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992643 No.386669
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ad27c6 No.386670
>>386655
Finally got around to watching this video, wish I hadn't
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ad27c6 No.386671
>>386664
It's not noncery if they look fertile tbh
>>386666
Watch gachimuchi videos on youtube
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506cd9 No.386672
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ad27c6 No.386673
>>386672
Will do, but I'll have to fuck the other 21 first
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9b17c5 No.386674
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
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9b17c5 No.386675
>tfw no Jurian Jurian Jurian
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f52634 No.386676
feels like an early night tonight lads feeling sleepy
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de8794 No.386677
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de8794 No.386678
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506cd9 No.386679
>>386673
*suddenly jelly*
nobody fucks 22st but me!
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506cd9 No.386680
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128c05 No.386681
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6deddd No.386682
>>386674
listening to this a lot when at the gym smh
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6deddd No.386683
d-don't look at the post number of the thread
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de8794 No.386684
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ad27c6 No.386685
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efac49 No.386686
You could tell that film would be awful just from the name
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9b17c5 No.386687
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821e62 No.386688
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02d2b8 No.386689
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efac49 No.386690
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6deddd No.386691
>>386690
god i wish that were me
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128c05 No.386692
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6deddd No.386693
>>386692
>those cheek scar
the joker
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ad27c6 No.386694
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f52634 No.386697
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