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All Hail The Bum Bum King!

File: 32c8eea7cbdd2f9⋯.png (453.41 KB,548x548,1:1,ClipboardImage.png)

5cb8cf No.385197 [View All]

BBC Weather: Snow forecast to BLANKET Britain as bitterly cold system RETURNS

https://www.express.co.uk/news/weather/1103551/BBC-Weather-forecast-snow-UK-news-Met-Office-weather-March-2019

BBC WEATHER has forecast snow is set to return to some parts of the country this weekend as bone-chilling air heads southwards towards Britain.

>BBC Weather has claimed snow could blanket northern parts of Scotland and fall to lower levels as bitterly cold air returns to the nation this weekend. Temperatures have neared the high teens this week with spring-like conditions gripping much of Britain. But, thermometers are expected to dip once again this weekend, as a bone-chilling system whips towards the north of the UK.

>BBC Weather forecaster Ben Rich said: “During this evening and tonight, a predominately cloudy night, quite misty and murky, damp and drizzly in western areas.

>“This rain band then starts to approach the far northwest of the UK. Temperatures overnight around 8C to 10C.

Brexit: Theresa May to urge MPs to back deal as delay agreed

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-47663031

Theresa May will return to the UK later to try to convince MPs to support her withdrawal deal after the EU agreed to postpone Brexit beyond 29 March.

>On Thursday night, after eight hours of talks, EU leaders offered to delay Brexit until 22 May if MPs approve Mrs May's deal next week.

>If they do not approve it, the delay will be shorter - until 12 April - at which point the UK must set out its next steps or leave without a deal.

>Mrs May said MPs had a "clear choice".

Swedish Employment Service Demands More Migration to Prop up Welfare State

https://www.breitbart.com/europe/2019/03/21/swedish-employment-service-demand-more-migration-prop-up-welfare-state/

Sweden needs more migrants to keep its vast welfare state afloat despite the high unemployment rate for foreigners, according to the country’s Public Employment Service Director General Mikael Sjöberg.

>Mr Sjöberg, along with labour market analyst Torbjörn Israelsson, argues that the increase in the country’s elder population in coming decades could lead to a collapse of the welfare state without added migration, Nyheter Idag reports.

>The pair, do, however, acknowledge the huge disparity between the employment rate of native-born Swedes and foreign-born residents which was highlighted in a report last year that showed natives to have a low 3.6 per cent unemployment rate while the rate for foreigners was 19.9 per cent.

>The unemployment difference is also clearly seen in the heavily migrant-populated city of Malmö where the unemployment rate is double the national average.

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eeb015 No.385900

>>385897

nofap is hard 'cause as soon as you start on a streak your libido goes up and you feel compelled to wank

don't understand the sweeties issue, I've been weaned off sugar for years. though recently I did buy this italian hazelnut-cocoa spread and this frog chestnut spread, both have tons of added sugar. that's about it though. nowadays, almond butter is plenty desserty if I'm feeling that

also as I've mentioned, 0mg vaping is a good way to satisfy a sweet tooth without ingesting calories. I'd honestly recommend it lad

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aca780 No.385901

File: b8feadcdbd01b81⋯.jpg (116.25 KB,1200x1145,240:229,b8feadcdbd01b811cc8b6d0a8b….jpg)

>>385897

WE ARE ALL GONG TO MAKE IT

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3d3234 No.385902

File: 3bf57c53b0cbe1c⋯.jpg (37.69 KB,567x523,567:523,1456292172522-1.jpg)

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710e12 No.385903

File: 34415f2ade8eab1⋯.jpg (39.57 KB,768x522,128:87,34415f2ade8eab154ff05ffbde….jpg)

>have to stay awake 7 more hours but just want to go to bed

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3d3234 No.385904

File: 3b9259d391f8e51⋯.png (76.52 KB,850x638,425:319,1a58f2d72fbad808b434719f12….png)

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aca780 No.385905

File: e24d45df8d31cca⋯.webm (3.99 MB,348x288,29:24,Grozny its alek.webm)

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3d3234 No.385906

>>385903

Sleep.

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710e12 No.385907

>>385906

not when you tell me to

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1dfccc No.385908

might make a website called www.allwomenshouldbearrested.org

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3d3234 No.385909

File: b7dc58855fddb94⋯.png (10.05 KB,418x408,209:204,88e092a0685e1c77875cdd5d41….png)

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3d3234 No.385910

File: 80571459e6e21b2⋯.png (11.03 KB,418x408,209:204,1a58f2d72fbad808b434719f12….png)

>>385907

Stay up then.

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710e12 No.385911

File: 902c56912fe6dc6⋯.jpg (31 KB,512x475,512:475,902c56912fe6dc6d3725c0e713….jpg)

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3d3234 No.385912

File: 09d88c798f28783⋯.jpg (57.81 KB,528x498,88:83,09d88c798f287830a246b78446….jpg)

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5cb8cf No.385913

File: 67d09dc23bdcc4e⋯.png (1.02 MB,1024x768,4:3,ClipboardImage.png)

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710e12 No.385914

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eeb015 No.385915

File: 30c200a0ab874ce⋯.jpg (27.52 KB,470x470,1:1,30c200a0ab874cef6ff8c7912f….jpg)

File: f583a1f32679b9f⋯.jpg (61.7 KB,779x468,779:468,7c21a468b02f3af41021eecc60….jpg)

>>385913

being a chr*stcuck is even worse than being a wanker

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710e12 No.385916

>>385915

>norse paganism and kekistan

is this a joke

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eeb015 No.385917

File: 6cdbe82edaa8bec⋯.png (985.89 KB,777x777,1:1,6cdbe82edaa8bec497ee42740f….png)

>>385916

polytheism has no limits

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678b92 No.385918

File: c5f49214101f8f5⋯.png (537.16 KB,1278x1181,1278:1181,speechless.png)

your comment made me sickeningly curious 22st

I wish i had not been

how low can the spic go?

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710e12 No.385919

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678b92 No.385920

>>385919

I peeked under the filter at spic's absolutely retarded and disgusting posts

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4f4acc No.385921

shoot spic

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678b92 No.385922

>>385921

I would take goblinperium over him tbqh

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710e12 No.385923

>>385920

which one in particular?

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678b92 No.385924

>>385923

the last two, the one you replied to here >>385916

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710e12 No.385925

>>385924

those aren't so bad. The one where he wants white women to be vored by dog vaginas is worse

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4f4acc No.385926

File: 731cbcc2446ea94⋯.jpg (275.62 KB,1280x853,1280:853,731cbcc2446ea94baa2a2c0b05….jpg)

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710e12 No.385927

File: 4ac54062c5df947⋯.jpg (28.77 KB,720x724,180:181,1550296110030.jpg)

*bullies spig for (You)s on /brit/*

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678b92 No.385928

sleepy time but I want to watch more stuff

anyone want to see an ep of malcolm in the middle

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710e12 No.385929

>>385928

nah watched that so much

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678b92 No.385930

>>385929

used to get it on Sky, we had an english tv box in france, but have never seen it all in chronological order so I've been going through it

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d1abc6 No.385931

File: 467c4ef53564aac⋯.png (26.99 KB,657x527,657:527,image.png)

>>385929

>when you come to the thread late but HE is still here!!!

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710e12 No.385932

>>385931

<3 only day with no work lad

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d1abc6 No.385933

File: 51d323a66a4b77b⋯.png (454.87 KB,1080x1080,1:1,image.png)

>>385930

Is Brexit really caned I've the (2) said?

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d1abc6 No.385934

File: bd6f188af0a39f3⋯.png (826.48 KB,1365x2048,1365:2048,image.png)

>>385932

Oh yeah it's Saturday, I keep forgetting

You had a nice day best lad?

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710e12 No.385935

>>385934

'twas alrite wbu lid?

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678b92 No.385936

>>385933

alright lad? sentence looks like you had a minor stroke

I think it's just been delayed to death like it already was

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d1abc6 No.385937

File: 7e50133fdcb3368⋯.png (10.72 KB,1424x574,712:287,image.png)

IS ANYONE MAKING A NEW THREAD???

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d1abc6 No.385938

>>385936

I thought they delayed it until April?

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eeb015 No.385939

>>385933

they never had any intention of letting it happen in the first place. they thought they'd hold one last referendum, it would be to remain, and then every time people demanded one they'd reference it. but then it actually went leave so now they're in this awkward situation where they have to not deliver brexit but make it look like they will

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678b92 No.385940

>>385938

yeah and what do you think will happen then

that's the traitor's plan I think but the EU is being petty fucks and asking for either "much shorter" or "much longer" iirc, the jew puppet will probably announce extensions in april

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d1abc6 No.385941

>>385935

Yeah, it was ok, nothing that special tbh

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710e12 No.385942

>>385937

guess this is the end…

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aca780 No.385943

744 POSTS IN THE THREAD 6 MORE POSTS TO GO

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aca780 No.385944

745 POSTS IN THE THREAD 5 MORE TO GO

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eeb015 No.385945

File: fe32f603b13db36⋯.jpg (19.88 KB,500x491,500:491,fe32f603b13db3636c0bbe538a….jpg)

>>385937

wanna try your hand at the ole' bread baking game, binlord?

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d1abc6 No.385946

File: 5e40afe35734634⋯.gif (13.47 KB,633x758,633:758,image.gif)

>>385939

>>385940

So March the 29th has basically even made a total non-event

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d1abc6 No.385947

>>385945

Doing Keto lad, no pint in me baking bread

I used to make bread though, home made taste so much nicer than bought stuff

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6c630e No.385948

File: 15c604601f35fb5⋯.mp4 (5.55 MB,400x224,25:14,Aussie Army.mp4)

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eeb015 No.385949

>>385946

what's that, next brexit deadline?

>>385947

I mean like make a new thread

NEW

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