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All Hail The Bum Bum King!

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61c2a0 No.383705 [View All]

Majority of Britons Don’t Trust Politicians to ‘Do The Right Thing By the Country Over Brexit’

https://www.breitbart.com/europe/2019/03/19/poll-majority-of-britons-back-no-deal-brexit-delay/

A poll has found that Britons are more comfortable with the “brief uncertainty” of a clean-break Brexit than are happy with a Brexit extension, and a clear majority think the European Union is punishing the United Kingdom for wanting to leave.

>In a poll for The Telegraph by ComRes, 46 per cent said that leaving the EU in a clean break would “briefly cause some uncertainty but ultimately work out okay,” while 40 per cent supported an extension to Article 50.

>MPs voted that the UK must leave the EU on March 29th; however, Prime Minister Theresa May surrendered ground to Remainers last month and agreed that should her unpopular Withdrawal Agreement be voted down for a second time, she would allow a vote on taking no-deal off the table and delaying Brexit.

>A poll taken in advance of last week’s House of Commons vote on extending Article 50 found that a majority of Britons were against any Brexit delay; in despite of public opinion, the lower house voted to delay Brexit on Thursday.

Telcos block access to 4chan, other sites

https://www.9news.com.au/2019/03/19/16/47/telcos-block-access-to-4chan-liveleak

>Several websites including 4chan have been blocked by major Australian telcos for continuing to host footage of the Christchurch terrorist attack.

>Telstra on Tuesday blocked access to 4chan, 8chan and Voat, the blog Zerohedge and video hosting platform Liveleak.

>"We understand this may inconvenience some legitimate users of these sites, but these are extreme circumstances and we feel this is the right thing to do," Telstra networks and IT executive Nikos Katinakis said in a statement.

UK employment at highest since 1971

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/business-47622415

>The 76.1% employment rate is the highest since records began in 1971.

>Unemployment fell by 35,000 to 1.34 million in the period, putting the rate below 4% for the first time since 1975.

>The figure is 112,000 lower than a year ago, giving a jobless rate of 3.9%, well below the EU average of 6.5%.

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da58db No.384409

>>384399

No real political opinion taig gf

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3fbf32 No.384410

>>384407

yeah, you're probably right tbh

It doesn't really matter if she's Christcuck oe LARPagan, when it comes to women's, they're all just fucking nuts

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180789 No.384411

>>384406

yeah, lad. Done nothing though. Can't believe how fast the day just flew by. I am sure you have spent time better.

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1daf4a No.384412

yay another inane argument between two armchair philosophers who both refuse to argue with any good faith or sincerity

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cb0898 No.384413

>>384411

>Done nothing though. Can't believe how fast the day just flew by. I am sure you have spent time better.

me every day tbh

fuck work

>>384410

>when it comes to women's, they're all just fucking nuts

there are sane women but they're so rare theyre basically unicorns and basically guaranteed to already have a healthy loving relationship with a boyfriend

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180789 No.384414

>>384412

could probably take them in a fight tbh

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ec612c No.384415

>>384404

Well race isn't an absolute for me

People on;y deserve to be saved if they deserve it

What I was saying was that if all white people were like spic, I wouldn't care about them

Of course that isn't the case but go ahead and sperg out anyway

>yeah pointing you out for the retard contrarian you are sure is 'obsession'

Every time you show up here you always get a jab in at me. Clearly I'm living rent free in your head, much appreciated

>>384407

There's no point talking to you, you can't comprehend the idea of concepts and ideas because thy're not "real"

>>384408

Except it isn't, it created a big stir at the time. Ted Kennedy attacked him for it in his election campaign "there's no crisis of confidence in the country; it's just Mr Carter!"

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ec612c No.384416

>>384412

Better than the /r9k/ brigade that are now getting going

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415cb9 No.384417

>>384401

Reagan was complete aids, seems like every US President is heavily influenced by the media and 'deep state' though and can't really effect change even if they want to.

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ec612c No.384418

>>384417

Yes that's very true, presidents aren't really as powerful as we're led to believe

Which is why they all end up doing the same thing

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cb0898 No.384419

>>384415

>People on;y deserve to be saved if they deserve it

obviously

>What I was saying was that if all white people were like spic, I wouldn't care about them

well that's fine but they're not

>Every time you show up here you always get a jab in at me

this really isn't true but honestly it's almost as if you're spewing garbage 24/7 and happen to be here when i feel like checking out the board. not enough people call you out on your bullshit so someone has to, but it's more about the fact that you make it clear you really don't care about the survival of our people, since your conviction is so easily shaken. you know damn well when you say this shit it is going to stir the pot so one can only conclude that that's the reason you say it in the first place.

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3fbf32 No.384420

>>384411

I've not been up to much tbh. Went for a walk in the sun, that's about it

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cb0898 No.384421

you've said about 3 things in recent memory that actually make sense so congrats for that

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1daf4a No.384422

File: 261af32adb6b9a9⋯.mp4 (2.61 MB,400x400,1:1,37791752_281805772576494_3….mp4)

keeeeeek

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180789 No.384423

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>>384420

>he's getting the vitamins

reminds me, I need to take mine!

You always got my back, lad. Gonna take them with some chocolate since I forgot to take them with din dins

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3fbf32 No.384424

File: 8c55d3d00407ba4⋯.jpeg (65.36 KB,750x426,125:71,image.jpeg)

All this time /Brit/ has berated me for being a "dafty", because I thought LOCAL politics was a stupid dead end road, but when some total nutter in New Zealand foes full RWDS DOTR they all think it's fucking awesome, and meme about it for days! They're such a silly bunch.

They'd only ban me if I pointed this out too smh

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180789 No.384425

>chocolate has raisins in it

what the fuck. took some cold spaghetti instead

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415cb9 No.384426

>>384415

>Except it isn't, it created a big stir at the time. Ted Kennedy attacked him for it in his election campaign "there's no crisis of confidence in the country; it's just Mr Carter!"

I can't take that speech seriously when he goes on to vigorously champion an amnesty which has lead directly to the 30 million strong illegal immigrant population of the United States today that is propelling it inexorably towards a left-wing one party state and creating huge violent social tensions, as well as supporting and defending to this day a jingoistic foreign policy that involved giving several billion of American taxpayers money (at a time when ordinary people were struggling) to islamic jihadists in the mountains of Afghanistan, tbh.

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180789 No.384427

>>384424

they think it is awesome?

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cb0898 No.384428

>>384422

>I was just like every other girl

>except for my male penis and also male balls

>>384423

what vitamins do you take lad? i take B, D and 30mg of zink

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1daf4a No.384429

forgot muh memetext

>deliberately pissing yourself at school because you don't want to use the correct bathroom

and they wonder why people think they're not mentally competent

>>384424

because they're edgelord hypocrites tbh

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ec612c No.384430

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>>384419

>well that's fine but they're not

Wait, you honestly believed that I was saying that they were? lmao you're even more retarded than I thought

>this really isn't true but honestly it's almost as if you're spewing garbage 24/7 and happen to be here when i feel like checking out the board. not enough people call you out on your bullshit so someone has to, but it's more about the fact that you make it clear you really don't care about the survival of our people, since your conviction is so easily shaken. you know damn well when you say this shit it is going to stir the pot so one can only conclude that that's the reason you say it in the first place.

Okay, this is epic

>>384421

It might your lack of intelligence

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415cb9 No.384431

File: c22c99dc3ef0571⋯.png (182.68 KB,1920x960,2:1,ClipboardImage.png)

Do you reckon if the Mujahideen had no foreign support Afghanistan would still be islamic gobbunist today? Or would the Soviets have gone home like every other Imperial power.

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da58db No.384432

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180789 No.384433

*watches incel youtuber*

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1daf4a No.384434

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>>384433

you should make a YT lad, get a patreon and you won't have to deliver newspapers to moose anymore

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ec612c No.384435

>>384426

k there Mr Republican, hope your flight back home to America is on time

You can take his sentiment seriously, if not the effects. It obviously didn't work anyway. Carter was a decent man, although because muh amnesty you probably think he's automatically a bad person

I oppose mass immigration but do understand that most support it not because they are evil or whatever, they believe it is the right thing. But that isn't what we're discussing anyway

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cb0898 No.384436

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>>384430

>Wait, you honestly believed that I was saying that they were?

no.

>ben shapiro meme

great argument

>It might your lack of intelligence

Yeah it's totally my reading comprehension and intelligence that's lacking when you regularly miss entire words from sentences. hahahaha holy fuck i am so ashamed to share a county with you

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180789 No.384437

>>384434

>you should make a YT lad, get a patreon and you won't have to deliver newspapers to moose anymore

but that is where I get all my content

https://streamable.com/hd5un

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f2edcb No.384438

>>384415

>Every time you show up here you always get a jab in at me

well you did ban him

>>384428

<what vitamins do you take lad?

>raw one for men multi

>boron

>vitamin k2

>fish oil

>MSM (for knees)

>loratadine (for an allergy something, probably my cat)

>mucuna pruriens

>st john's wort

and at a separate meal

>calcium/magnesium

>>384431

aesthetic flag

>>384435

>politician read some things I liked off a script so that makes him a decent man even though he was a baby-raping jewish puppet that continued the process of ruining his country and by extension the rest of the west

>people that want the white race dead aren't evil because they think we deserve it

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cb0898 No.384439

>>384431

>Or would the Soviets have gone home like every other Imperial power.

can't answer the first part of your question honestly but no, without the mujahideen having foreign support the soviets would've arguably just tightened their grip on a weaker enemy and stayed there for longer

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ec612c No.384440

>>384431

Soviets would've gone home eventually, they could never control the countryside, it really was their own version of Vietnam

The situation was already dire in the 70s before the Soviets sent in troops, they actually turned down dozens of requests from Amin to send in troops before they finally went in

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f2edcb No.384441

>>384437

what were you listening to? nice to see tooters listening to some tunes

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cb0898 No.384442

>>384438

damn lad that's a lot, hope it does you good

>boron

always liked it as a chemical element but what does it do for the body?

>MSM

imagine my shock

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1daf4a No.384443

File: 4090669a831e0d7⋯.png (491.57 KB,831x1024,831:1024,ClipboardImage.png)

*filters herts*

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180789 No.384444

>>384441

the classical music channel, idno what it was. It's the least pozzed channel, but even there you sometimes get shitty news items

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180789 No.384445

>>384443

NO LAD HE'LL WIN

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ec612c No.384446

>>384436

Well I type quickly, doesn't make me dumb unlike you who can't understand things that aren't literal

You are dumber than spicposter, which is saying something. I really must congratulate you on that, I didn't think it was possible

>>384438

>well you did ban him

And rightfully so

I would do it again too if I were BO but I just do archiving

You're also filtered

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415cb9 No.384447

>>384435

Herts I think you honestly have a problem with taking almost everything personally. I'm not bullying your husbando Carter just stating my personal opinion. Also, literally nobody said anything about Reagan or Republicans what are you on about. For the record I hate Republicans.

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ec612c No.384448

>>384447

But I'm not taking it personally? There you go again claiming that out of nowhere

I'm just saying that you literally sound like a bog-standard Republican when talking about him

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d3f396 No.384449

Ahem

BRAAAAAAAAAAP

>tfw smartest person on /newbrit/

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f2edcb No.384450

>>384442

>always liked it as a chemical element but what does it do for the body?

it's supposed to boost test

>>384444

checking these classical quads. I usually put on the classical channel on (((Sirius XM))) when I'm in mummy's car 'cause the metal channel usually has crap (but sometimes doesn't)

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3fbf32 No.384451

>>384427

Yeah, the impression I got was that they though this NZ thing was great. I just skimmed the thread though tbh

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180789 No.384452

>>384451

alright

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180789 No.384453

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>>384450

It's either Classical or 80s channel. In the work car(I drove the private car there) I can only listen to local radio which is mostly country for some reason. Once got lucky and heard this song though

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3fbf32 No.384454

File: 002c27d07aa2bad⋯.gif (368.6 KB,1100x600,11:6,image.gif)

NEW THREAD NEEDED!!!!

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df2d1b No.384455

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da58db No.384456

File: 6cc3dee8dcb2429⋯.jpg (103.99 KB,612x612,1:1,Frances-Bishop-Feet-257363….jpg)

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415cb9 No.384457

>>384448

>But I'm not taking it personally? There you go again claiming that out of nowhere

You repeatedly come here, bring up some divisive personal opinion, then literally write out five paragraphs anytime anyone disagrees on anything because it hurts your feelings. It's like arguing on the internet has become your hobby. If that's not taking things way too personally I don't know what is. I'm sure people would be far more amicable if you could just agree to disagree sometimes.

Spic said one racist thing and you said you're not sure his entire race should survive anymore, if that's not dramatic idk what is rofl.

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415cb9 No.384459

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