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All Hail The Bum Bum King!

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b03c75 No.382947 [View All]

Your first thread from the best thread maker in a while. This time I'm telling you to do two things. Subscribe to PewDiePie and follow his example and race mix with a med girl. By breeding out wh*toid genes and BLEACHing swarthy girls, together we can defeat T-Series and save the internet!

Terror investigation in Surrey after man stabbed

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-surrey-47605547

>Counter terror police are investigating a suspected far-right inspired attack in which a 19-year-old man was stabbed.

>The victim suffered non-fatal injuries after being struck by a man armed with a baseball bat and knife and shouting racist abuse in Stanwell, Surrey.

>The man, 50, was arrested on suspicion of attempted murder and a racially-aggravated public order offence.

>Home Secretary Sajid Javid called on society to "reject the terrorists and extremists who seek to divide us".

Comic Relief: Bodyguard and Four Weddings reunion help raise £63m

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/entertainment-arts-47583664

>Stars of Four Weddings and a Funeral reunited for the first time in 25 years to help Comic Relief raise £63m.

>In the mini sequel, Rowan Atkinson returned as the bumbling vicar - this time presiding over the daughter of the two original leads, Carrie (Andie MacDowell) and Charles (Hugh Grant).

>Miranda, played by Lily James, was seen marrying the daughter of Fiona (Dame Kristen Scott Thomas).

>The show also saw the return of Keeley Hawes in a Bodyguard spin-off.

Eurostar tells customers 'don't travel'

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/business-47602573

>Eurostar has told passengers only to travel from Paris to London "if absolutely necessary".

>Its services have been hit by serious delays, as long queues have formed due to industrial action by French customs officers.

>Four trains were cancelled on Sunday and another three will not run on Monday.

The fallout from the meme man's shooting continues as /newbrit/ disavows anything to do him as we are a board of peace and tolerance

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5d43a5 No.383652

>>383651

At least I know what one smells like.

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b114af No.383653

>>383652

It's that bad? wow

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b114af No.383654

the smell of fish, blood, bacteria, and the princes seminal fluids

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5d43a5 No.383655

>>383654

What is your aroma?

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b114af No.383656

>>383655

man smell

im rather neutral smelling tbh

my clothes probably smell more than me, just a generic subtle clean clothes smell

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7bdc7c No.383657

File: 2403bc72168601e⋯.png (36.12 KB,820x820,1:1,1492873774497.png)

>>383638

could I find pics of you online at NA meetups if I looked hard enough

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c005f3 No.383658

i just want to get fucked up today

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b114af No.383659

>>383658

bit gay tbh

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b114af No.383660

cant stand all these yank morons tbh

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c005f3 No.383661

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c005f3 No.383662

>>383660

my browser isnt letting me put on a flag. im canada moron

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b114af No.383663

>>383662

not talking about you buddy didn't meant to imply that

just mean all these yankee retards that think the world is like their country

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a392e9 No.383664

>>383657

no, think I ruined the liverpool beach meetup by being a spaz and hiding my face in my coat instead of letting them put a skull over it in post

I appear in one (1) demo video but that was enough for faggots at uni to sic the thought police on me

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efe9a1 No.383665

File: dd7ce017bcac38c⋯.png (403.34 KB,540x801,60:89,dd7ce017bcac38cb1f52cfb1b0….png)

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b114af No.383666

>mum speaks

>immediately feel like shit and my dad is ruined

great

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efe9a1 No.383667

File: 57091ede037c59d⋯.png (Spoiler Image,514.27 KB,693x867,231:289,ClipboardImage.png)

File: 31bd2b77b3a6b21⋯.png (Spoiler Image,996.26 KB,1340x1080,67:54,ClipboardImage.png)

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7bdc7c No.383668

>>383664

how did the cunts at uni even find it tho, do you still speak to any of the lads

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a392e9 No.383669

>>383668

nah, after the thought police came for me I stopped all ties so there was less chance of leaking info

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b114af No.383670

>sun finally out after several weeks of rain

wew

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c005f3 No.383671

>feeling less horrible

nice

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7bdc7c No.383672

>>383669

what was it actually like tho

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a392e9 No.383673

>>383672

interesting, liverpool was a mix of intellectuals and old school skinheads. Was only there the once and all the good stuff happened up north - the one event I attended was down south, it was a bit of a farce: we handed out fucking natsoc edgelord leaflets to people in the middle of a city full of wogs, then when the guy (the Welsh one not Benjamin) started his speech outside of the cathedral he had to cut it short because people were having a wedding right at that moment, so he rushed through something about anti-immigration and we fucked off, but not before he engaged with some hecklers, a mixed race girl and her leftoid mother, both of whom were filming. He said something ridiculous like "she looks white to me" and I was caught on camera incredulously saying "did you seriously just cite the current year?" because one of them did the standard OH MY SCIENCE HOW COULD YOU THINK LIKE THIS IT'S 2016 YOU RACIST

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b114af No.383674

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

found the video of wessie keeeek

>tfw used to meme with benny boy on skype back in the day

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7bdc7c No.383675

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>>383674

even at my most cringy when I was a younger teen I was not retarded enough to join a group like this or act like this, wtf was wessex thinking

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b114af No.383676

>>383675

I almost joined, had a few friends at the time who did, but thankfully they no longer have anything to do with that shit

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7bdc7c No.383677

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>>383673

fucking hell

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b114af No.383678

wessex doesnt look that tall in the video… do you think he lies about his height?

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7bdc7c No.383679

>>383676

lmao how could so many people on one place be involved in this group that only had like 200 members

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b114af No.383680

>>383679

it's weird tbh, though I mostly knew all of them from ironmarch, and then the various skype groups

but this side of politics is pretty small tbh, eventually you'll meet people you already know

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7bdc7c No.383681

>>383678

dont even understand what they were attempting to achieve by sieg heiling old grannies and wogs, wtf was the point, how could they lack such self awareness

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b114af No.383682

>>383681

their goal was to push the overton window by being extreme

didnt really work keek

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a392e9 No.383683

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>>383675

was tired of not doing anything and wanted to do something

joined them after asking for something with their logo on it so I could advertise while picking up hipster's litter along a river walk in the last town I lived in

>>383682

at least we have accelerationism now because that will surely work

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efe9a1 No.383684

File: dfef35f5266e1d2⋯.png (244.32 KB,488x419,488:419,ClipboardImage.png)

>that guy mirin' from behind

keeek

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b114af No.383685

>>383684

thats ben

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a392e9 No.383686

File: b18ef5b033d5c01⋯.png (4.65 KB,418x408,209:204,backpepefat.png)

at least i look less babyfaced these days

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b114af No.383687

>>383686

do you have a visible jaw now?

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7bdc7c No.383688

>>383686

lad yo need to loose weight, you are providing ammo for the whole "LOL this is the glorious masterace", also why the beanie it looks terrible, what age were you in this

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d3a38a No.383689

File: 7dbd53cb986fd41⋯.png (410.75 KB,1024x512,2:1,ClipboardImage.png)

I want to die

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b114af No.383690

>>383689

no, you want to LIVE!

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a392e9 No.383691

>>383687

well no, I have a beard

>>383688

19 maybe

barely remember

yeah I really do, never got into the right mindset though - decided I'd just start doing things and improvement would follow, so I went to NA first and was getting better, happier etc, then the thought police appeared and I got depressed and blackpilled again and stopped putting in effort before i even had anything to show for it

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b114af No.383692

>>383691

>neckbeard fat WN

lad…

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7bdc7c No.383693

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>>383691

>tfw Im probably the youngest ITT

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b114af No.383694

>>383693

how old are you, twink?

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7bdc7c No.383695

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b114af No.383696

>>383695

mmmm

young meat

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7bdc7c No.383697

>>383696

how old are you

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d3a38a No.383698

>>383697

He's 34

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d3a38a No.383699

>>383690

NEED those suicide booths from Futurama pronto

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d3a38a No.383700

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7bdc7c No.383701

>>383698

thought he was 20 something, where the fuck my fellow zoomers at, I was one of the youngest on 4britpol aswell, is gen zyclon really just a meme

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