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All Hail The Bum Bum King!

File: 09d88c798f28783⋯.jpg (57.81 KB,528x498,88:83,09d88c798f287830a246b78446….jpg)

5022bc No.382207 [View All]

STALE LINKS

‘Parliament No Longer Represents the People’: May Loses Control of OWN MOTION Hijacked by Hardline Remainers

https://www.breitbart.com/europe/2019/03/13/parliament-no-longer-represents-people-may-loses-control-own-motion/

Brexiteers have reacted with anger after the House of Commons voted to stop the UK leaving the EU without a deal, whilst the Tory Party is in disarray after Prime Minister Theresa May lost control of her own motion.'

>Veteran Brexit campaigner Nigel Farage said immediately after the vote, “A total disgrace, Parliament no longer represents the people,” adding, “This is a Parliament of outright liars. We will have to fight them again. And mark my words — we will beat them once more.”

>Mr Farage later penned a piece for The Telegraph, where he confirmed what he had written in 2017 that “The great Brexit betrayal has begun,” noting, “Well, although it pains me to say it, the vote in Parliament to take no deal off the table proves that, 20 months ago, I was right.”

>Tory Brexiteer MP Bernard Jenkin called it a “sad day for democracy” whilst MEP Dan Hannan accused “Tory Euro-zealots” of “delegitimising our system of government.”

‘Time to WAKE UP!’ Ireland issues furious Brexit warning - ‘UK could be FLOODED’

https://www.express.co.uk/news/politics/1099630/brexit-latest-no-deal-tariff-northern-ireland-backstop-irish-border

BRITISH businesses will suffer as the UK becomes “flooded” by EU produce if Theresa May enacts her no deal Brexit tariff plan, Ireland has warned.

>A furious source in Dublin hit out at the Government’s new tariff scheme which was unveiled in the wake of Mrs May’s second crushing Brexit deal defeat. Under the scheme announced this morning, the Government has promised a “temporary approach to checks, processes and tariffs” in order to avoid a hard border on the island of Ireland. To do so, Britain will not introduce any new checks or controls on goods crossing the land border meaning there will be no customs requirements on “nearly all goods”.

>Goods going directly from the Republic of Ireland to the UK, for example by boat from ports in Dublin or Rosslare to Britain, would still be subject to WTO tariffs.

>The Government confirmed any new measures would only be introduced to protect Northern Irish businesses, ensure compliance with international legal obligations and uphold the biosecurity of the island.

Right to Buy homes re-sold since 2000 made £6.4bn in profit

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-47443183

A former council tenant bought their home under Right to Buy for £8,000 and sold it on for £285,000 nine days later - a £277,000 profit, the BBC found.

>The Solihull buyer was among 140 in Great Britain who bought and resold within one month, making a £3m collective profit.

>Opponents of the scheme said too many people had profited from a policy that had "much bigger social ambitions".

>Supporters said Right to Buy helped people secure their financial future.

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65821c No.382899

File: 23959b36d15a5e9⋯.jpeg (40.34 KB,1024x962,512:481,23959b36d15a5e9bcd9d7e114….jpeg)

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72f657 No.382900

>>382899

If you pop it on earlier tomorrow, like sixish if you can, I'll join. I love that film.

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94f380 No.382901

Imagine posting on newbrit after you said you wouldn't come back

cringe

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2ba9f3 No.382902

And you wonder why people don't like you when you just make comments like that

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8dd711 No.382903

File: 4f7f16a05a298c0⋯.png (919.57 KB,1124x1470,562:735,Wessex Mood Chart.png)

>>382901

it's a tradition for me at this point lad

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b7afe9 No.382904

File: 0e4500a98e94de6⋯.png (50.63 KB,585x462,195:154,0e4500a98e94de6baeebdc2674….png)

>382901

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e73dfa No.382905

File: 4f188b5078174fb⋯.jpg (40.76 KB,1100x944,275:236,4f188b5078174fb611c9dd7a71….jpg)

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2c66a7 No.382906

>all these lads defending the poor innocent defenseless Wesshog

ahhh what a lovely family

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68db91 No.382907

>>382886

>someone has a worse beard than me

Reassuring.

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8dd711 No.382908

>>382907

LAD AAAAH

could probably pull it off better these days, as I recall I had only just started growing that one at the time

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2c66a7 No.382909

>>382907

come on lad that was him as a kid and he had only forgotten to shave for a day

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94f380 No.382910

>>382902

It's just a joke at myself lad

>>382903

ey you're back

Or were you back before? Can't remember

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8dd711 No.382911

File: e5fee77246a2ad5⋯.png (381.14 KB,550x366,275:183,timeandpepe.png)

>>382909

>2016 was three years ago

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94f380 No.382912

wait why is panzie posting pics of posters out of the blue?

Told you he was suspicious

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8dd711 No.382913

File: 051fcd8c6f52168⋯.png (460.13 KB,656x843,656:843,smugITpepe.png)

>>382910

I came back then spic banned me for calling the faggot jock a faggot for 5 minutes so I left for two weeks

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8dd711 No.382914

>>382912

they're public domain ones tbh

although it's a bit autismal that he went all the way back through the threads to find them

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2c66a7 No.382915

remember when Wessex had a long mane like a lion and then his mummy lopped it off and made him an eunuch?

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94f380 No.382916

>>382913

smh

Glad you're back tbh you're a godsend compared to spicposter

>>382914

Very strange

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8dd711 No.382917

>>382915

granny did it at new years this time

it's still not long enough to cover my neck

NEVER AGAIN

#DruidRights

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2c66a7 No.382918

>>382917

just let your back hair grow to cover that part

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72f657 No.382919

>>382917

Get a rattail.

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94f380 No.382920

daily reminder that you're unironically a nonce if you don't like older women

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8dd711 No.382921

>>382919

is that like that faggy thing anakin had

a childhood friend wore his hair like that and grew up to be a druggy and a homosexual

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2c66a7 No.382922

>>382920

what does older women mean? And it isn't, people can have preferences

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2c66a7 No.382923

>>382921

>is that like that faggy thing anakin had

yeah keek

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1f5ac5 No.382924

>>382913

>two weeks

it was like 4 days lad

>>382920

saggy tits, loose vagina, and cellulite mmmm

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72f657 No.382925

File: 15405eed192d8a7⋯.png (592.52 KB,612x612,1:1,ClipboardImage.png)

>>382921

Here's one with your shade of hair.

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1f5ac5 No.382926

>>382919

>>382921

>>382923

a rat's tail is a natural hair growth pattern, when your hairline on the back of your neck sticks out kinda and looks like a rat's tail. I have one, I buzz it like once a week so the back of my neat is nice and straight and clean

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2c66a7 No.382927

>>382925

keeeek

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8dd711 No.382928

File: 3470e9c624d03e6⋯.png (331.45 KB,700x700,1:1,ragecry.png)

I'M NOT I'M NOT I'M NOT GINGER 22ST IS GINGER I'M BLOND AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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8dd711 No.382929

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

fresh sseth

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94f380 No.382930

File: e357bda09c87a65⋯.png (1.16 MB,938x960,469:480,ClipboardImage.png)

>tfw no med gf

>>382921

He was handsome af

>>382922

Older than yourself

>>382924

lmao pic related is 43

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2c66a7 No.382931

File: 7daabd341baf207⋯.jpg (411.11 KB,1016x898,508:449,Sammy of Bliss.jpg)

>>382928

know what brings me bliss? Seeing a ginger in the street and burning him with a magnifying glass as if he was an ant

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b7afe9 No.382932

>>382930

Is that a trap?

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2c66a7 No.382933

>>382930

>Older than yourself

well you can find them attractive but some planning goes into starting a relationship too tbh, if you want many children it makes sense to look for somebody of a certain age.

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1f5ac5 No.382934

File: d5a200617ecf3e4⋯.jpg (413.82 KB,640x748,160:187,d5a200617ecf3e4c9742510dfb….jpg)

eating bacon cheeseburgers and listening to belphegor

need a new thread

>>382930

most 43 y/o's don't look like that and she'd have looked even better 25 years prior. also she's literally so old that she probably can't get pregnant and if she did the baby would have like a 50/50 shot of birth defects and even if it didn't get any then it would probably be short and low test

nothing wrong with med gf's though

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94f380 No.382935

File: 040df9a811c9e1d⋯.png (1.04 MB,1080x810,4:3,ClipboardImage.png)

Is Messi chadder than Ronaldo? hmmm

>>382932

no lmao it's Cesc Fabregas' wife (she is 12 years older than him)

>>382933

Yeah but if you haven't completely wasted your life you can easily find good girls in their 20s

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94f380 No.382936

File: 599a39354fcb915⋯.png (474.51 KB,634x420,317:210,ClipboardImage.png)

>>382934

She had a completely healthy baby not even a year ago

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2c66a7 No.382937

>>382935

>Yeah but if you haven't completely wasted your life you can easily find good girls in their 20s

yeah

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e73dfa No.382938

>>382935

Isn't Ronaldo only married for a beard?

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e73dfa No.382939

also messi has the chad childhood sweetheart wife

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1f5ac5 No.382940

File: d9f33c534d3794e⋯.jpg (8.61 KB,236x235,236:235,5595eb065f2a1b1a25664cad97….jpg)

>>382936

having a baby after 35 is child abuse

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94f380 No.382941

File: ca4411a56c2200c⋯.gif (3.26 MB,320x240,4:3,OwO notices bulge.gif)

>>382934

meme if true though

>>382938

I strongly suspect so tbh

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94f380 No.382942

File: 24edd47b30491e1⋯.png (937.74 KB,1024x841,1024:841,ClipboardImage.png)

>>382939

Well, only after her first bf died, but yeah

>>382940

Just stick to posting med qts, lad

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b7afe9 No.382943

new thread needed

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94f380 No.382944

brb I'll make a racemixing edition bread

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1f5ac5 No.382945

>>382944

nah make it Subscribe To PewDiePie edition

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b7afe9 No.382946

File: f1ca2b9f2322e9d⋯.png (25.26 KB,300x250,6:5,KA2Otx8haZ-2.png)

>system shock 3 is more than half way complete

is there any chance it won't be pozzed to fuckery?

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94f380 No.382948

>>382945

I compromised

It's taking a while to post tbh

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94f380 No.382949

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