[ / / / / / / / / / / / / / ] [ dir / random / 93 / biohzrd / hkacade / hkpnd / tct / utd / uy / yebalnia ]

/newbrit/ - /brit//politics/

An Exercise in Satire

Name
Email
Subject
REC
STOP
Comment *
File
Password (Randomized for file and post deletion; you may also set your own.)
Archive
* = required field[▶Show post options & limits]
Confused? See the FAQ.
Flag
Embed
(replaces files and can be used instead)
Options
dicesidesmodifier

Allowed file types:jpg, jpeg, gif, png, webp,webm, mp4, mov, swf, pdf
Max filesize is16 MB.
Max image dimensions are15000 x15000.
You may upload5 per post.


All Hail The Bum Bum King!

File: 2140afb5e73f644⋯.png (433.01 KB,640x480,4:3,ClipboardImage.png)

aa3011 No.381453 [View All]

‘Parliament No Longer Represents the People’: May Loses Control of OWN MOTION Hijacked by Hardline Remainers

https://www.breitbart.com/europe/2019/03/13/parliament-no-longer-represents-people-may-loses-control-own-motion/

Brexiteers have reacted with anger after the House of Commons voted to stop the UK leaving the EU without a deal, whilst the Tory Party is in disarray after Prime Minister Theresa May lost control of her own motion.'

>Veteran Brexit campaigner Nigel Farage said immediately after the vote, “A total disgrace, Parliament no longer represents the people,” adding, “This is a Parliament of outright liars. We will have to fight them again. And mark my words — we will beat them once more.”

>Mr Farage later penned a piece for The Telegraph, where he confirmed what he had written in 2017 that “The great Brexit betrayal has begun,” noting, “Well, although it pains me to say it, the vote in Parliament to take no deal off the table proves that, 20 months ago, I was right.”

>Tory Brexiteer MP Bernard Jenkin called it a “sad day for democracy” whilst MEP Dan Hannan accused “Tory Euro-zealots” of “delegitimising our system of government.”

‘Time to WAKE UP!’ Ireland issues furious Brexit warning - ‘UK could be FLOODED’

https://www.express.co.uk/news/politics/1099630/brexit-latest-no-deal-tariff-northern-ireland-backstop-irish-border

BRITISH businesses will suffer as the UK becomes “flooded” by EU produce if Theresa May enacts her no deal Brexit tariff plan, Ireland has warned.

>A furious source in Dublin hit out at the Government’s new tariff scheme which was unveiled in the wake of Mrs May’s second crushing Brexit deal defeat. Under the scheme announced this morning, the Government has promised a “temporary approach to checks, processes and tariffs” in order to avoid a hard border on the island of Ireland. To do so, Britain will not introduce any new checks or controls on goods crossing the land border meaning there will be no customs requirements on “nearly all goods”.

>Goods going directly from the Republic of Ireland to the UK, for example by boat from ports in Dublin or Rosslare to Britain, would still be subject to WTO tariffs.

>The Government confirmed any new measures would only be introduced to protect Northern Irish businesses, ensure compliance with international legal obligations and uphold the biosecurity of the island.

Right to Buy homes re-sold since 2000 made £6.4bn in profit

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-47443183

A former council tenant bought their home under Right to Buy for £8,000 and sold it on for £285,000 nine days later - a £277,000 profit, the BBC found.

>The Solihull buyer was among 140 in Great Britain who bought and resold within one month, making a £3m collective profit.

>Opponents of the scheme said too many people had profited from a policy that had "much bigger social ambitions".

>Supporters said Right to Buy helped people secure their financial future.

701 posts and 221 image replies omitted. Click [Open thread] to view. ____________________________
Disclaimer: this post and the subject matter and contents thereof - text, media, or otherwise - do not necessarily reflect the views of the 8kun administration.

6bed1f No.382157

and sharing it?

Disclaimer: this post and the subject matter and contents thereof - text, media, or otherwise - do not necessarily reflect the views of the 8kun administration.

689479 No.382158

>>382155

hey, lad. i downloaded "videopad" and even though i haven't done much with it yet it immediately feels a lot better. it's more accurate and doesn't suffer from poorly implemented interactivity. check it out.

i'll fill you in on any trouble i found with it, should anything come up.

Disclaimer: this post and the subject matter and contents thereof - text, media, or otherwise - do not necessarily reflect the views of the 8kun administration.

6bed1f No.382159

or am I being overly paranoid?

Disclaimer: this post and the subject matter and contents thereof - text, media, or otherwise - do not necessarily reflect the views of the 8kun administration.

689479 No.382160

File: 8d527c461fc30e3⋯.webm (15.67 MB,864x480,9:5,hard knock life.webm)

>>382156

>>382157

of course not

Disclaimer: this post and the subject matter and contents thereof - text, media, or otherwise - do not necessarily reflect the views of the 8kun administration.

20fa5b No.382161

>>382156

>>382157

>>382159

I don't know British laws; in the USA, certainly not, otherwise 8ch would not allow it. I don't think most countries regulate gore videos though

>>382158

okay, sounds good

Disclaimer: this post and the subject matter and contents thereof - text, media, or otherwise - do not necessarily reflect the views of the 8kun administration.

20fa5b No.382162

File: 868bc54db67e772⋯.png (311.4 KB,574x556,287:278,KEEK.png)

Disclaimer: this post and the subject matter and contents thereof - text, media, or otherwise - do not necessarily reflect the views of the 8kun administration.

6bed1f No.382163

Disclaimer: this post and the subject matter and contents thereof - text, media, or otherwise - do not necessarily reflect the views of the 8kun administration.

20fa5b No.382164

File: ae682424a33d219⋯.mp4 (3.09 MB,640x360,16:9,72cf5cd0.mp4)

Disclaimer: this post and the subject matter and contents thereof - text, media, or otherwise - do not necessarily reflect the views of the 8kun administration.

41a259 No.382165

>>382156

>>382157

In the UK and on normgroid social media, most definitely.

Disclaimer: this post and the subject matter and contents thereof - text, media, or otherwise - do not necessarily reflect the views of the 8kun administration.

41a259 No.382166

>>382160

Fucking brutal. First time seeing this and with that song couldn't help but snigger. Law of averages means he got at least some jihadis or sympathisers/propagandists.

>tfw no Brit daftie to do this to Didsbury mosque in Minecraft

Disclaimer: this post and the subject matter and contents thereof - text, media, or otherwise - do not necessarily reflect the views of the 8kun administration.

c49a50 No.382167

>>382160

based and redpilled

Disclaimer: this post and the subject matter and contents thereof - text, media, or otherwise - do not necessarily reflect the views of the 8kun administration.

689479 No.382168

>>382166

you should really watch the whole thing before the memes, it's really exhilarating watching it for the first time.

Disclaimer: this post and the subject matter and contents thereof - text, media, or otherwise - do not necessarily reflect the views of the 8kun administration.

689479 No.382169

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>>382161

I did a quick little video and everything went alright. I think it's good.

Way better than OpenShot at this point, though it does harass you to buy the full version when you go to render the video and close the program.

Disclaimer: this post and the subject matter and contents thereof - text, media, or otherwise - do not necessarily reflect the views of the 8kun administration.

20fa5b No.382170

>>382169

>though it does harass you to buy the full version when you go to render the video and close the program

maybe torrent the cracked full version then, if it's out there

anyways Im gonna go to bed, it's almost 5:30am ffs. the time just flies and flies, I'm a night owl

Disclaimer: this post and the subject matter and contents thereof - text, media, or otherwise - do not necessarily reflect the views of the 8kun administration.

689479 No.382171

File: 90a73935f3ca901⋯.jpg (124.74 KB,1080x1349,1080:1349,Jewess 735.jpg)

>>382169

>youtube video

I was going to say something like if this were referring to this mosque incident it wouldn't be far off.

It sure is an interesting plot twist.

Disclaimer: this post and the subject matter and contents thereof - text, media, or otherwise - do not necessarily reflect the views of the 8kun administration.

6bed1f No.382172

>>382166

Full video is 17 minutes long, I've got it downloaded but I'm spooked I'll get in trouble somehow if I share it kek

Disclaimer: this post and the subject matter and contents thereof - text, media, or otherwise - do not necessarily reflect the views of the 8kun administration.

c49a50 No.382173

File: 2801720508210ea⋯.webm (15.76 MB,640x360,16:9,Serial Kiwi 1.webm)

>>382168

>>382166

it made me very happy tbh

a little bit of hope in these dark times

Disclaimer: this post and the subject matter and contents thereof - text, media, or otherwise - do not necessarily reflect the views of the 8kun administration.

689479 No.382174

>>382172

i'd share it but i don't want to wait the time it takes to upload, tbh.

just fuckin do it, cunt. /ourguy/ had enough courage and gusto to go out and purge niggo, yet you can't even share a simple video.

The only reason why they're taking it down wherever possible isn't because it's illegal content, but because they want to limit the terror impact. Or something to that affect, they just don't want it to be easily accessible to witness it.

Disclaimer: this post and the subject matter and contents thereof - text, media, or otherwise - do not necessarily reflect the views of the 8kun administration.

c49a50 No.382175

File: 3a6568e1fa770b2⋯.webm (15.76 MB,640x360,16:9,Serial Kiwi 2.webm)

Disclaimer: this post and the subject matter and contents thereof - text, media, or otherwise - do not necessarily reflect the views of the 8kun administration.

b5876d No.382176

File: 59dbfd7fb5dfa00⋯.png (203.45 KB,800x450,16:9,ClipboardImage.png)

>there are unironically non-satirists posting

reminder that /newbrit/ is a board of peace

Disclaimer: this post and the subject matter and contents thereof - text, media, or otherwise - do not necessarily reflect the views of the 8kun administration.

6bed1f No.382177

Note to GCHQ - I do not support that post nor do I condone the actions of Brandon Tarrant. I do not affiliate myself with the Far Right and I oppose extremism in all forms.

Disclaimer: this post and the subject matter and contents thereof - text, media, or otherwise - do not necessarily reflect the views of the 8kun administration.

689479 No.382178

File: 3e02be7717231bf⋯.jpg (178.36 KB,1067x1444,1067:1444,Jewess 457.jpg)

>>382176

i condone this violence

Disclaimer: this post and the subject matter and contents thereof - text, media, or otherwise - do not necessarily reflect the views of the 8kun administration.

c49a50 No.382179

File: eacdd9ce9964052⋯.png (719.23 KB,477x750,159:250,megakeek2.png)

CUCK CUCK CUCK CUCKOOOOO

but then that's all one can expect from a 4nigger I guess smh

Disclaimer: this post and the subject matter and contents thereof - text, media, or otherwise - do not necessarily reflect the views of the 8kun administration.

6bed1f No.382180

onto the watchlist you go…

Disclaimer: this post and the subject matter and contents thereof - text, media, or otherwise - do not necessarily reflect the views of the 8kun administration.

e6e337 No.382181

>>382180

He's already on a watchlist lad

Disclaimer: this post and the subject matter and contents thereof - text, media, or otherwise - do not necessarily reflect the views of the 8kun administration.

c49a50 No.382182

File: ce560d0425bcead⋯.png (170.8 KB,500x459,500:459,spies.png)

>he thinks I'm not already on all the lists

newfag tbh

Disclaimer: this post and the subject matter and contents thereof - text, media, or otherwise - do not necessarily reflect the views of the 8kun administration.

689479 No.382183

File: b19fdf01b5a7d3d⋯.jpg (231.74 KB,1024x1024,1:1,Jewess 83.jpg)

>>382180

clearly they've got nothing better to do than to spying on a bunch of no-life shitposters, eh?

Disclaimer: this post and the subject matter and contents thereof - text, media, or otherwise - do not necessarily reflect the views of the 8kun administration.

e6e337 No.382184

File: 8e569cf75c834ed⋯.png (1.09 MB,768x1022,384:511,ClipboardImage.png)

>/k/ making AARs on it

Mad lads

Disclaimer: this post and the subject matter and contents thereof - text, media, or otherwise - do not necessarily reflect the views of the 8kun administration.

6bed1f No.382185

>>382182

Absolutely degenerate tbqhwyl

>>382183

Well, after recent events that's exactly what I'm expecting them to do

Disclaimer: this post and the subject matter and contents thereof - text, media, or otherwise - do not necessarily reflect the views of the 8kun administration.

e6e337 No.382186

reminder not to be daft

Disclaimer: this post and the subject matter and contents thereof - text, media, or otherwise - do not necessarily reflect the views of the 8kun administration.

689479 No.382187

>>382182

herts was in the thread being buttranged at us too. lmao

>>381705

>>381707

>>381721

>>381723

>>381729

>>381731

Disclaimer: this post and the subject matter and contents thereof - text, media, or otherwise - do not necessarily reflect the views of the 8kun administration.

e6e337 No.382188

>>382187

Herts does not like daftyism at all

Disclaimer: this post and the subject matter and contents thereof - text, media, or otherwise - do not necessarily reflect the views of the 8kun administration.

c49a50 No.382189

File: 663c776dfec1424⋯.png (236.33 KB,446x330,223:165,turkemb.png)

>>382188

>>382187

also reminder he is an islamic communist turk

Disclaimer: this post and the subject matter and contents thereof - text, media, or otherwise - do not necessarily reflect the views of the 8kun administration.

e6e337 No.382190

>>382189

He's a funny lad to be sure

Disclaimer: this post and the subject matter and contents thereof - text, media, or otherwise - do not necessarily reflect the views of the 8kun administration.

f2f153 No.382191

>>382175

whats the song at 1:08 Ive heard it before but I cant find it

Disclaimer: this post and the subject matter and contents thereof - text, media, or otherwise - do not necessarily reflect the views of the 8kun administration.

706208 No.382192

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
Disclaimer: this post and the subject matter and contents thereof - text, media, or otherwise - do not necessarily reflect the views of the 8kun administration.

f2f153 No.382193

File: afaa4c3db4175c5⋯.jpg (210.04 KB,1200x686,600:343,8fb031d60dfef7fd9b46c2af11….jpg)

>>382192

thats it, I had it in a playlist but (((youtube))) blocked it in the uk, lmao at that description, this guy has caused a sensation, better download that shit before it gets blocked again

Disclaimer: this post and the subject matter and contents thereof - text, media, or otherwise - do not necessarily reflect the views of the 8kun administration.

b5876d No.382194

>>382178

Haha - excellent satire, friend!

Disclaimer: this post and the subject matter and contents thereof - text, media, or otherwise - do not necessarily reflect the views of the 8kun administration.

689479 No.382195

File: 388fa1f12fe5230⋯.png (124.67 KB,1134x383,1134:383,international war criminal….PNG)

File: 426bbf5c67e9630⋯.png (695.58 KB,1056x712,132:89,milana just fucking kill e….png)

Disclaimer: this post and the subject matter and contents thereof - text, media, or otherwise - do not necessarily reflect the views of the 8kun administration.

689479 No.382196

>>382194

i was quoting what milana had said, fyi

Disclaimer: this post and the subject matter and contents thereof - text, media, or otherwise - do not necessarily reflect the views of the 8kun administration.

f2f153 No.382197

bbc news are shilling that petition to get that based senator removed

Disclaimer: this post and the subject matter and contents thereof - text, media, or otherwise - do not necessarily reflect the views of the 8kun administration.

b5876d No.382198

File: 7547c9156053b47⋯.mp4 (2.66 MB,640x360,16:9,gqseb7wjbfm21.mp4)

Disclaimer: this post and the subject matter and contents thereof - text, media, or otherwise - do not necessarily reflect the views of the 8kun administration.

b5876d No.382199

^ that's the senator btw

Disclaimer: this post and the subject matter and contents thereof - text, media, or otherwise - do not necessarily reflect the views of the 8kun administration.

689479 No.382200

>>382197

They don't like truth, the cunts. They want to completely dominate all discussion and discourse.

When the affects of their actions are clearly brought to light, and a consideration and just recognition of the bad policy itself is honestly spoken of, for need of change, they probably feel a terror. They know the message must not spread; it's practical and clear as day. You made a mess out of our countries by forcing a foreign culture on us, completely counter to what we've been working towards since the enlightenment and expect everything to be fine.

Perhaps that was a bad idea.

Disclaimer: this post and the subject matter and contents thereof - text, media, or otherwise - do not necessarily reflect the views of the 8kun administration.

f2f153 No.382201

>>382198

imagine being such a brainwashed cuck at 17 that you call someone racist and do that, probably spurred on by the thought of social media stardom and getting on all the weekly panel shows, pathetic

Disclaimer: this post and the subject matter and contents thereof - text, media, or otherwise - do not necessarily reflect the views of the 8kun administration.

c49a50 No.382202

File: f25bc12049da4ef⋯.png (48.42 KB,565x103,565:103,ClipboardImage.png)

File: 84fa063497cd62d⋯.png (437.13 KB,500x958,250:479,Serial Kiwi Meme.png)

tfw no funky terrorist world

Disclaimer: this post and the subject matter and contents thereof - text, media, or otherwise - do not necessarily reflect the views of the 8kun administration.

706208 No.382203

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

Disclaimer: this post and the subject matter and contents thereof - text, media, or otherwise - do not necessarily reflect the views of the 8kun administration.

c49a50 No.382204

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

Disclaimer: this post and the subject matter and contents thereof - text, media, or otherwise - do not necessarily reflect the views of the 8kun administration.

689479 No.382205

File: f891ce85dcdcf1c⋯.jpg (29.4 KB,300x466,150:233,Jewess 747.jpg)

New thread please

INDEX

Disclaimer: this post and the subject matter and contents thereof - text, media, or otherwise - do not necessarily reflect the views of the 8kun administration.

b5876d No.382206

h

Disclaimer: this post and the subject matter and contents thereof - text, media, or otherwise - do not necessarily reflect the views of the 8kun administration.



[Return][Go to top][Catalog][Nerve Center][Random][Post a Reply]
Delete Post [ ]
[]
[ / / / / / / / / / / / / / ] [ dir / random / 93 / biohzrd / hkacade / hkpnd / tct / utd / uy / yebalnia ]