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All Hail The Bum Bum King!

File: 7c21a4dcb142f90⋯.png (258.65 KB,640x480,4:3,ClipboardImage.png)

c485d7 No.380740 [View All]

EU Prez: UK’s Experience of Leaving EU Will Serve as a ‘Deterrent’ to Others

https://www.breitbart.com/europe/2019/03/11/eu-prez-uks-experience-of-leaving-eu-will-serve-as-a-deterrent-to-others/

European Parliament president Antonio Tajani has said that the experiences of Britain attempting to leave the EU will serve as a “deterrent” to other nations considering leaving the bloc.

>Speaking to Germany’s Morgenpost, the Italian politician was asked whether, after nearly three years since the referendum and months of negotiation with obstructive Eurocrats in Brussels, he believed other Eurosceptic member states would be inspired by the UK to leave the bloc.

>“I think that’s impossible,” Mr Tajani told the Berlin daily. “The example of the British will serve as a deterrent. We have to change the European Union. But we have to stay together.”

>Saying that he would be “very happy if the British stayed in the EU,” he maintained that Brussels would remain inflexible on Prime Minister Theresa May’s withdrawal agreement and would only grant an extension to Article 50 if the UK gave a reason — suggesting a “new election or a new referendum” — but otherwise, the current impasse would not be eased by the bloc.

Delingpole: Tony Blair Is a Traitor. Where’s Capital Punishment When You Need It?

https://www.breitbart.com/europe/2019/03/11/tony-blair-has-betrayed-britain-to-the-european-union/

Even though Cicero almost certainly never used those pungent lines above so frequently attributed to him on the internet, it’s blindingly obvious whom he would have meant if he had been using them: Tony bloody Blair.

>There is lots of competition for the title Most Godawful Prime Minister in British History. Theresa May is currently keeping it in a locked safe, above the drawer where she keeps her leather trousers. But Blair is and long has been one of the strongest contenders for the crown. And it’s quite possible given today’s allegations that he has been “secretly advising’ Emmanuel Macron on how to thwart Brexit – that he’ll snatch the title back from May and keep it forever.

>According to the Telegraph – citing “sources in Paris” – Tony Blair has been advising the EU to give Britain no concessions at all in the Brexit negotiations. Eventually, so his theory goes, Britain will see the error of its ways and realise that it has much less to lose simply by staying in the EU.

>There’s a word for colluding with foreign powers against your own people. In better times, Tony Blair would have been imprisoned in the Tower and then shot at dawn for it. And in better times still, he would have been hung, drawn and quartered – his entrails burned in front of him – before his head was put on a spike at the entrance to the city of London pour encourager les autres.

Brexit 'sees UK finance firms move £900bn to Europe'

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/business-47522347

A report into the impact of Brexit on banking and finance firms says some £900bn in financial firms' assets have been moved out of the UK.

>It adds this has cost £3bn-4bn and involves 5,000 expected staff moves or local hires, and that figure will rise.

>The study, by capital markets think tank New Financial, says 275 firms have moved some or all of their business with Dublin the most popular location.

>It says the hit to London was bigger than expected and would get worse.

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b94137 No.381406

File: ea8ed9a1c49de39⋯.png (23.06 KB,624x641,624:641,5778ee8ae22608ee0e415d2bf1….png)

Dead thread, that makes me the winner.

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bc03bc No.381407

File: cc90ae391a39352⋯.png (889.5 KB,845x475,169:95,780.png)

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b94137 No.381408

>>381407

Just going to ban you and delete this post and then this post tbh

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bc03bc No.381409

File: 802aa47307228c4⋯.jpg (61.2 KB,576x683,576:683,Queen Jew 21.jpg)

>>381408

>Just going to ban you

oh, please. do me this favor

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b94137 No.381410

File: 75546ebad07a042⋯.png (21.2 KB,529x529,1:1,5778ee8ae22608ee0e415d2bf1….png)

>>381409

I-I'm really gonna do it!

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bc03bc No.381411

File: ce931efa3e9bbaf⋯.png (282.78 KB,576x323,576:323,Untitled.png)

>>381410

PLEASE

(Asking for it)
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b94137 No.381412

Well I don't like banning, but you are literally asking for it so I will oblige.

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b94137 No.381413

File: ea8ed9a1c49de39⋯.png (23.06 KB,624x641,624:641,ClipboardImage.png)

I am the winner.

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e1d185 No.381414

>permanent

unban, lad

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b94137 No.381415

File: 7c507b14110491e⋯.png (13.86 KB,418x408,209:204,7c507b14110491e96cf8d4cb15….png)

>>381414

No appeal has been made so he will stay banned.

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1d9ea4 No.381416

File: 46d3fe37f67ff27⋯.png (Spoiler Image,466.02 KB,1280x720,16:9,ClipboardImage.png)

>>381413

gnome you're gnot

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b94137 No.381417

File: 31af8e1d4dca411⋯.png (2.27 KB,418x408,209:204,2f4ff18bb37ef8304e61d96eb9….png)

Why isn't he appealing the ban, lads? This way he will be banned forever

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b94137 No.381418

>>381416

But you are

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34a687 No.381419

>>381416

You don't know how much I love this gnome posting. Never stop.

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e1d185 No.381420

File: 6af095d7f6d00b1⋯.jpg (48.2 KB,924x571,924:571,6af095d7f6d00b116813beb09b….jpg)

>>381417

I already lifted it

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bc03bc No.381421

File: d8fe07226861d24⋯.png (471.69 KB,576x323,576:323,forver.png)

WHO DARES STIR ME FROM REST

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34a687 No.381422

File: beb59b72acfad5d⋯.webm (1.09 MB,480x360,4:3,gnomed.webm)

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b94137 No.381423

>>381420

It should be legal to lift somebody else' ban smh

>>381421

SEE WHAT YOU DID

>he was actually waiting this whole time

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e1d185 No.381424

File: 3a1b1716c29c4fc⋯.mp4 (6.86 MB,1280x720,16:9,wherethefuckaretherestofyo….mp4)

File: f9572621c1958e1⋯.png (88.74 KB,2000x774,1000:387,f9572621c1958e1c20029643ff….png)

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cedd28 No.381425

File: a3be95de0bb1e22⋯.jpeg (83.23 KB,1242x1225,1242:1225,872496E3-434E-404C-9F93-A….jpeg)

22st will appreciate this gnome

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1f5af2 No.381426

So if I post porn in this thread and you haven't purchased a license to view it you're going to jail right? kek

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b94137 No.381427

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
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cedd28 No.381428

Decide what sandwiches and crisps I get on the meal deal. Also decide what drink!

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b94137 No.381429

>>381428

Are you going to do a mukbang?

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e1d185 No.381430

>>381428

croque monsieur with curly fries and tea

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b94137 No.381431

File: c06a5042e0ffe76⋯.png (1.87 MB,3640x2140,182:107,ClipboardImage.png)

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cedd28 No.381432

>>381429

No this is for my lunch as I forgot to sort it last night.

>>381430

I went for BLT with paprika crisps (never tried them before) and a fresh orange.

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b94137 No.381433

>>381432

>eating crisps in public

something really weird about that for me tbh, crisps are for the comfy weekend. Paprika are good though

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bc03bc No.381434

File: 6e1e43e6c68783c⋯.jpg (39.76 KB,332x500,83:125,Jewess 694.jpg)

>>381431

lol, me (outside living a normal life)

fuck anime

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89f3a7 No.381435

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

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e1d185 No.381436

>>381432

sounds pretty good, making me hungry. gonna have to make a chicken wrap to sate my appetite

>>381434

>femine bepis

not you too, lad

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bc03bc No.381437

File: 9eabe841185c87a⋯.jpg (97.94 KB,731x788,731:788,Jewess 881.jpg)

>>381436

>feminine penis

ha, you wish.

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e1d185 No.381438

File: e82ce8dccef5665⋯.jpg (99.95 KB,1024x1536,2:3,good stuff.jpg)

…and a tablespoon of almond butter for dessert

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12324d No.381439

>>381386

It's not at all, and the fact they (pedos) have wormed their way into key positions means they've been allowed to operate with impunity for decades. I'd put it as a reason why so many women have become total slags and why there (seem) to be so many faggots running around today, depraved nonces poisoning the collective well that is society

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bc03bc No.381440

>>381439

i don't understand what you're saying. you're saying pedos are manipulating culture to where there are lots of gays and other degenerates around?

anyway, i've been going strong with my anecdotal view that fags are really just people who've been exposed to sex too early. george takei and milo yiannopoulos both said pretty much the same thing: i was molested as a child and i think my molester knew i was gay since they chose me and i liked it. ive also had a few other people say similar things but i don't remember who; as well as all of those screenshots of gay men on their forums talking about how they slam their kids with heroine then fuck them, just like what happened to them when they were children.

there is no shortage of gay people with childhood molestation stories, is what i'm saying.

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e1d185 No.381441

>>381437

>large egg-like face

>small eyes, nose, and mouth

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bc03bc No.381442

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12324d No.381443

>>381392

>>381391

Absolute state indeed, the sheer amount of vile bullshit our governments get up to is almost Lovecraftian, knowing the whole truth will probably drive you insane

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12324d No.381444

>>381440

No, what I meant is that they've been allowed to molest kids with impunity and that's what is fucking people up, there's a thread on /pol/ about how this shit is rife in Korea too

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12324d No.381445

>>381440

>i was molested as a child and i think my molester knew i was gay since they chose me and i liked it

Wew, I knew the goblin posting was just a meme

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bc03bc No.381446

>>381445

what are you talking about?

>george takei and milo yiannopoulos both said pretty much the same thing: i was molested as a child and i think my molester knew i was gay since they chose me and i liked it.

did you somehow forget what that was attached to?

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bc03bc No.381447

>>381446

>>381445

it wasn't it's own sentence. im not sure if you're just taking the piss or are just bad at reading.

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12324d No.381448

>>381447

>>381446

I was joking lad kek I am tired as fuck though

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bc03bc No.381449

File: df1ee557bc2c5c0⋯.gif (3.03 MB,448x251,448:251,haaaaaa.gif)

>>381448

alright

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e1d185 No.381450

>>381448

>I am tired as fuck though

yeah I ought to gear up to go to bed huh

toothbrushing hell smh

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12324d No.381451

>>381450

It's very annoying, went to bed at around 10pm and woke up around 7 yet still feel shattered, fucking annoying

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e69672 No.381452

File: 4f5838762cf40b8⋯.png (864 KB,1424x1144,178:143,1549706557161.png)

>>381451

I have problems sleeping almost everynight but fuck it lets secure this bag gentlemen

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e69672 No.381454

File: 9770ee0a6b7633b⋯.png (1.06 MB,985x1174,985:1174,0eecdaff5b3f4d894af2c05dc5….png)

Trying to post a new thread and it ain't happening lads

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e69672 No.381455

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add5fb No.382208

test

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