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All Hail The Bum Bum King!

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df4917 No.378528 [View All]

Calais: Dozens of Migrants Storm Ferry in ‘Co-ordinated Attack’ on UK Border

https://www.breitbart.com/europe/2019/03/03/calais-migrants-storm-ferry-uk/

Dozens of migrants stormed a ferry in Calais, France, in a bid to break into Britain on Saturday night, in what police called a “co-ordinated attack” on the French docks.

>Between 9:15 p.m. and 9:30 p.m., more than 50 migrants managed to board a Calais Seaways ferry which had just sailed in from Dover, England, with 211 passengers and 75 crew members on board, local media reports.

>State representative for the Nord-Pas-de-Calais department, Jean-Philippe Vennin, said a high tide enabled the horde of migrants — whose nationalities are reportedly not yet known — to board the DFDS Seaways vessel using a maintenance ladder.

>“Two of the migrants fell into the water and were quickly fished out by firefighters” while police organised “the removal of vehicles, cars and trucks” from the ferry, Vennin told local media.

fresh ginnie

UK weather forecast: Met Office issues Storm Freya warning as 80mph gales hit Britain

https://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/home-news/storm-freya-uk-weather-forecast-met-office-yellow-warning-latest-a8805146.html

Strong winds travelling at speeds of up to 80mph expected to hit coastal areas

>The Met Office has issued a severe yellow weather warning as Storm Freya approaches the UK, bringing heavy gales and possible travel disruption.

>Dangerous weather conditions and winds travelling at up to 80mph are expected to hit England and Wales on Sunday afternoon.

>Forecasters expect the storm to pose a “danger to life” and fear that flying debris and large waves could cause injuries.

Hale Barns stabbing: Yousef Ghaleb Makki, 17, killed in attack

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-manchester-47431163

A 17-year-old boy has been stabbed to death in Greater Manchester.

>Yousef Ghaleb Makki was found in Gorse Bank Road in the suburb of Hale Barns at about 18:40 GMT on Saturday.

>He was taken to hospital where he died. Two boys, also aged 17, have been arrested on suspicion of murder and remain in police custody for questioning.

>Officers appealed for information and said there would be extra patrols in the area.

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f534de No.379208

File: e7dac215e2dd305⋯.jpg (4.88 MB,4032x3024,4:3,scarf in june.jpg)

Also I got a cool scarf today, shame it's no longer scarf weather.

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a7e1b9 No.379209

8 anprim, simple as

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a7e1b9 No.379210

>>379208

nice Rosenborg scarf, lad

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faabe2 No.379211

nobody:

anprim: Why do you people still talk about me?

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f534de No.379212

>>379211

>random people vote for me in the poll thingy

>discuss me in the thread

that constitutes talking about me, no?

>>379210

Troillongan time

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8ddf62 No.379213

>>379212

Kind of assumed that was you and your Bongo Bongo Land boys.

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f534de No.379214

>>379213

I have "boys"?

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faabe2 No.379215

File: 95f861ffd099582⋯.png (39.5 KB,300x250,6:5,ClipboardImage.png)

>>379212

But that was threads ago and you bringing it up now out of nowhere just seems so bizzare

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f534de No.379216

>>379215

it was last thread?

22stpepequestionmark.jpg

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472669 No.379217

So wait if you hate this board so much why are you here now then?

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f534de No.379218

>>379217

I'm bored and I wanted to steal more 22st oc.

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f534de No.379219

Also don't hate it just don't want it, simple as

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faabe2 No.379220

File: aa495e87fc6477a⋯.png (77.17 KB,385x367,385:367,ClipboardImage.png)

>>379216

Ah true but you say that you are angry people are talking about you, but then you bring up the topic after the discussion has moved on and everyone has stopped talking about you and there's no sign of the discussion restarting.

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a7e1b9 No.379221

>>379218

there is none

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faabe2 No.379222

Nothing wrong with enjoying the attention you should post here more lad.

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f534de No.379223

>>379221

Not here, but maybe elsewhere

>>379220

when did I say I was angry?

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faabe2 No.379224

>>379223

Asking why people are talking about you and saying you want to delete the board isn't negative at all?

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a7e1b9 No.379225

>>379222

ahhh cute

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6a513f No.379226

File: 22db33b930267e3⋯.png (73.06 KB,242x208,121:104,ClipboardImage.png)

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4f96b0 No.379227

File: 7fa8c4a37fa78f7⋯.jpg (74.14 KB,1280x720,16:9,tetsuo22.jpg)

>reminder that there is nothing any of you can do to stop 22st manacle expansion to power

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a7e1b9 No.379228

>>379227

Slow and steady wins the race. Just have to wait for Westie to fuck up majorly and I am secured the post-spic rule

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61d048 No.379229

people I would consider passing BO to if I needed to:

Lew

>actually English

>mostly good option, I would trust him

>accepted poster on /shit/ which would improve cross-board relations

<bit young, bit sensitive, might be a bit harder on moderation than I am on the matters of gore (lame) and bullying (ok tbh)

out of the options available, I'd say Lew is first in line, like if I intended on permanently passing it over he'd get it prolly

22st

>probably would BO about exactly the same as I do

<he's not British either so what's the point of passing it tbh

if I just had to go away for 2 weeks and couldn't log in then I'd share the password with 22st prolly

Neo

>actually English

>#1 threadslut and I would trust her

<wamen and could be a bit controversial to the screeching autists, the point of passing BO would be to resolve any conflict

<currently inactive, might not want it

but as one would expect, for the time being I'm gonna hang onto it because I think I'm the best option and it's working so why change. this discussion is a bit annoying, I'm just setting in stone my thoughts for transparency purposes

why no Imperium?

>actually English

>respected oldfag, would resolve any conflict

<goblinist

<would probably ban me

<not sure if can trust

<doesn't seem to want it anyway

>>379211

kek

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f534de No.379230

>>379224

I'm just being honest. It's not out of anger or hatred. I'm asking a simple question about why people would vote for someone who doesn't post here. And I'd delete the board because I don't see any reason for this board to exist, 600+ threads of absent chatter, you could easily move this community into a Bongo Bongo Land server or something else without any issue. Flags and tripcodes might as well be avatars and usernames.

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8ddf62 No.379231

>>379229

Just keep BO, tbh. The best BO is no BO, but you do nothing, so that's close enough,

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a7e1b9 No.379232

File: db8fd6c3e47ceae⋯.png (360.34 KB,504x504,1:1,db8fd6c3e47ceae2f23800857e….png)

>>379229

>He listed Lew first

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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472669 No.379233

>>379229

Can I have my flag lad? >>379086

>>379229

Agree with Doogle lad you're a good BO since you're so hands-off

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61d048 No.379234

>>379231

tbh

>>379232

only because of ancestry really. the only real complaint with me being BO is that I'm not more than 43.75% British, that would still exist with you

>>379233

>Can I have my flag lad? >>379086

sure

>Agree with Doogle lad you're a good BO since you're so hands-off

aww thanks lad

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a7e1b9 No.379235

>>379229

>accepted poster on /shit/ which would improve cross-board relations

it wouldn't lad that would make him more of a punching bag on that board smh

Seems like there's only me left standing

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61d048 No.379236

over-reheated my sosej, actually tastes really good slightly burnt and dipped in hot mustard. poor mummy gonna have to scrape the burnt pan tho

>>379235

well put it this way, you're objectively the next best option after me in terms of moderation, but Lew is the best that is actually English which is what people want

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61d048 No.379237

>>379233

flag should be up by now if you refresh

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472669 No.379238

File: fd1ca3ced2b8989⋯.gif (16.58 KB,220x220,1:1,pepe-pls-gif-3.gif)

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a7e1b9 No.379239

>>379238

Three mandarins?

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61d048 No.379240

>>379239

don't get it either but the man humbly requested a flag so a flag he shall get

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61d048 No.379241

I wonder if you can get s'mores vape juice, I think that would be good

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1d6a6c No.379242

File: 1112634cc889c82⋯.png (766.52 KB,620x876,155:219,69097891_p0.png)

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472669 No.379243

>>379239

Westie's been asking me to get a flag. Went with the first thing I thought of - it's from this vid >>379088

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4f96b0 No.379244

>>379228

> Just have to wait for Westie to fuck up majorly

so all hope lies with Westie then…

I hope he's reading this

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a7e1b9 No.379245

>>379088

But feeding the orphans wouldn't make me happy

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1c00c3 No.379246

File: b024015a42f19d4⋯.jpg (32.03 KB,400x400,1:1,Jewess 25.jpg)

File: 3769d3040d13f2f⋯.png (27.87 KB,543x434,543:434,flagfolding.PNG)

how americans fold their flag

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61d048 No.379247

File: 5c275eb209c3170⋯.png (8.13 KB,250x202,125:101,5c275eb209c3170da1d03d0024….png)

>>379246

the fuck? I never heard of each fold having significance, you just fold the thing into a triangle

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61d048 No.379248

we need a new thread, by the way

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1c00c3 No.379249

>>379248

oh, i see. that shame got to you LOL

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f868f6 No.379250

>>379248

he who smelt it, dealt it

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61d048 No.379251

>>379249

well no shit, it sucks to see your country in a sorry state. I bet all the trudeau it's 2015 chincouver toronto pride 100 million by 2030 or whatever shit gets to you too. it sucks

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faabe2 No.379252

>>379230

Seething

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a7e1b9 No.379253

>>379246

keeeeeeeeeeeeek

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1c00c3 No.379255

>>379251

im all for it

CANADA YES

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1d6a6c No.379256

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

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faabe2 No.379257

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1c00c3 No.379266

File: aa3a9ba67e5f88e⋯.jpg (123.28 KB,1440x2560,9:16,Jewess 422.jpg)

INDEX

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