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All Hail The Bum Bum King!

File: 65a8e6e8b5c3294⋯.png (517.18 KB,1304x968,163:121,FUCK WELSHLAD edition.png)

d97849 No.377798 [View All]

FUCK WELSHLAD

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796c46 No.378482

File: 4edabe0cefb31ca⋯.jpg (478.32 KB,1000x879,1000:879,1550090242499.jpg)

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3aad83 No.378483

File: 465fc259e8a4e5e⋯.png (246.05 KB,642x356,321:178,1535202400881.png)

>>378473

>sardines

>classified as "young pilchards"

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796c46 No.378484

>when you open a tin of sardines and it smells like kays fanny

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796c46 No.378485

>>378481

are any of the welsh posters even welsh?

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3aad83 No.378486

File: 1c8aedc2a40167f⋯.jpg (55.44 KB,870x870,1:1,1481370081022.jpg)

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796c46 No.378487

>>378486

>when all the oil and scales run out and get on your fingers

must be what the prince experiences when he fingerblasts you

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3aad83 No.378488

>>378487

You are funny.

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796c46 No.378489

>>378488

You don't need to tell me, I know.

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796c46 No.378490

bet mum has gone and bought loads of food despite me saying not to get anything for me as i want to get my own stuff

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8fd0a6 No.378491

File: 885bf8ccd5faf8e⋯.jpg (54.04 KB,480x800,3:5,bb786b08112b52115b1b036194….jpg)

less alone now

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796c46 No.378492

File: 2225bb5fbe48d4b⋯.jpg (105.98 KB,601x601,1:1,JUST.jpg)

>your mother will never cook anything that isn't beans/cheese on toast or microwave meals

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141084 No.378493

>>378481

>wew what did u eat

didn't eat much yesterday so went to the local cafe and ordered their biggest breakfast, it was called the big boy breakfast no joke, asked for one a bit tepidly and the woman put my order in then shouted BIG BOOOOOOY back to the kitchen as every stopped and looked. kek. can't make it up tbh.

>parents are from there smh imma white flight child *gasp*

>I'm doing alright wish I was better at being alone by now arhhh but hey its just a feeling and one day I won't be

aah i know how lonely things can be sometimes, i think most people feel those feelings these days. Someday we'll have to do some nice wholesome activity like camping or something that lifts your spirits being all in nature

>how's life in barny town?

gud gud, just caring for my granddad and getting government money for it at the moment while i learn to drive. Got a discount card so that I can go swimming and to the gym and stuff for cheap so that's nice. I don't really need to work at the moment but if I really needed to I'd probably get a job in catering or retail since I have experience with those things. My dream is to find a job or career I can do self employed while living as a neet lol, don't we all want that though.

>yusss make me bo I was here at the start 😤

your qualifications are impressive sir

>It's nothing next to dr robotniks mean bean machine

omg that's actually how me and my friends actually got into puyo puyo, by playing that bean machine game. we'd all take turns trying to beat the bosses. i can tell you are a true og at this

>>378481

>>378475

>poverty mode feels

iktf

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8fd0a6 No.378494

>>378480

waw

Legit think there was a super advanced society we aren't told about

>>378483

what is a pilchard

>>378485

I thought I was Welsh for a long time

they teach you Welsh in school and stuff but pembrokeshire has been half English for ever anyways

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796c46 No.378495

>>378493

BIG BOY WESTIE

>all those cute teenage lassies who work in cafes

mad tbh

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796c46 No.378496

>wake up

>balls feel like theyre stickin to the side of my legs and uncomfortable

fucksake

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796c46 No.378497

lmao its true

she went and bought a load of food which she knows i wont eat, but at the same time she wont eat it either,so its another waste of at least £10

i just dont fucking get it

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141084 No.378498

remember in runescape when you could give your cat sardines to make it happy

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796c46 No.378499

>>378498

i.. i dont want to remember those better times..

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141084 No.378500

File: cd6a3301165e04c⋯.png (1.61 MB,786x800,393:400,ClipboardImage.png)

File: ebaa16af0f3c78f⋯.png (142.51 KB,225x350,9:14,ClipboardImage.png)

reminder ancient aztecs worshipped madotsuki

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141084 No.378501

File: b681203e6b6c3f4⋯.png (179.12 KB,680x579,680:579,c3c.png)

>>378499

don't cry because it ended, smile because it happened

also osrs is still a thing and you can play if you ever have time to burn lol

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796c46 No.378502

>>378501

No, I'm afraid I need to spend my time wisely

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141084 No.378503

>>378502

its a timesink if there ever was one ngl

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0f538e No.378504

File: 012bd84db12ba79⋯.mp4 (909.7 KB,1100x740,55:37,D0WK0FMX4AAyvYx.mp4)

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141084 No.378505

>>378504

Do you want a flag lad?

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141084 No.378506

>>378494

>Legit think there was a super advanced society we aren't told about

love listening to your theories, the ancient society one is interesting because it makes you wonder how old the earth is and how little time remnants of our civilisation would last until they were taken over by nature and all trace gone. maybe it happened to one or two civilisations already on earth who knows. interesting though tbh.

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3aad83 No.378507

File: 4afb54cf58e2e34⋯.png (303.33 KB,540x540,1:1,ClipboardImage.png)

>>378494

Pretty much the same as a sardine.

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18cf2f No.378508

>>378502

Hey Dorset that house party I went to last night was on a street called Dorset Street

student parties are so boring these days smh they all went to sleep at like 3am

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796c46 No.378509

so I will put my savings into my normal bank account and then move out, a flatshare or something in a poorer place, couldnt afford more than 4 months rent in some places on my own I dont think

bet my mother will somehow act as if the money i have isnt enough to move out

what the fuck am i supposed to spend my savings on then you stupid cow? retard

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3aad83 No.378510

>>378509

Just keep saving.

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796c46 No.378511

>>378508

i feel a revulsion towards house parties, even tho ive been to many and enjoyed them

did you shag a lass?

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796c46 No.378512

>>378510

fuck off NO

i dont want to live here anymore and i'd happily give my entire savings just to leave

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796c46 No.378513

>just save up and buy a house lol

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141084 No.378514

>>378491

goodlad

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18cf2f No.378515

>>378511

No there were only two girls there one was a retarded yank thot and the other was some tubby Welsh lass my friend for some reason decided to become whipped by

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796c46 No.378516

File: 939e514cb03f4f1⋯.png (11.26 KB,525x468,175:156,939e514cb03f4f101b0e6c2e13….png)

Where should I move to?

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57c97b No.378517

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8fd0a6 No.378518

File: 87c43b17776e666⋯.jpg (290.18 KB,1000x752,125:94,vsevolod-ivanov-the-grandc….jpg)

>>378493

keeek that's hilarious so cheesy I wish they had an alarm go off every time someone orders it too like some american diner where they wear loads of badges

couldn't ask for much more that'd be so fun ^.^ quite positive a lot of the time really it's just feel more like I need this kinda companionship at worse times idk. I like the law of attraction, thoughts manifest reality and stuff and even if they don't may as well think good things lol

youre a good lad for doing that. Would be better for grandparents to live with their families instead of being in homes and stuff but I guess it must have its downsides. that'd be the life tbh.. I'm sure you could achieve it lad, you just gotta >>378493 !! :p

your friends sound pretty cool lol

>>378506

yuh lad its fun to imagine what could have been love thinking about it. there's a theory about ancient nukes causing the Sahara and like it used to be rainforest. I reckon it's either that or the same thing as the theory of the abbos in aus just relentlessly burning everything down lol

>>378507

tbh I think I saw those and thought they were a brand of sardine smh

do you get to eat the whole thing with them too

>>378507

can't you get housing benefit lad?

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796c46 No.378519

>ywn kill every student

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8fd0a6 No.378520

>>378516

sir benfro

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141084 No.378521

File: 3232430e5fcf4da⋯.png (667.57 KB,680x680,1:1,ClipboardImage.png)

>>378520

>tfw only just realised what that means

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141084 No.378522

File: 9d4b64f560bc85c⋯.png (762.39 KB,720x538,360:269,ClipboardImage.png)

File: 42340392fe06530⋯.png (2.17 MB,863x1152,863:1152,ClipboardImage.png)

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File: 79b727d58c6afb3⋯.png (1.84 MB,1024x819,1024:819,ClipboardImage.png)

thanks for reminding me of vsevolod ivanov his paintings are really interesting

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796c46 No.378523

ARRRRRRRGH WHY IS IT SO FUCKING HARD WHAT THE FUCK DO I HAVE TO DO

THIS IS WHY I WANT A GF SO SHE CAN DO ALL THIS FOR ME, ITS TOO HARD FOR MY PEABRAIN

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ac3252 No.378524

File: a4052c9f3bfb230⋯.png (78.94 KB,255x234,85:78,a4052c9f3bfb230efcea5aeac9….png)

need a new thread

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ac3252 No.378525

had a weird dream that I went to see one of my favorite bands and they were bantzing between each track and one of 'em was eating a cactus and screaming. weird dream

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8fd0a6 No.378526

>>378522

they're beautiful tbh

>>378522

you probably don't have a pea brain lad, just a sick body brain fog has soo many causes

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796c46 No.378527

stop changing your IP you fucking cunt. filtered

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ac3252 No.378529

>>378527

there are plenty of legitimate reasons why it changes. one, for instance, is when I go to bed and wake up

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796c46 No.378530

>>378526

i dont like searching for hours where every single thing is the exact same and when you read the details there's no chance you'll be able to get it because they set up completely ridiculous requirements

I JUST WANT A TINY STUDIO FLAT FOR LESS £100 A WEEK

IS THAT TOO MUCH TO ASK

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141084 No.378531

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8fd0a6 No.378534

>>378525

wow you reminded me of the dream I had where I was chased by literally 100ft tall versions of those weird modern xanax rappers in a field with two walls on either side and they were rapping celebrating degenerate stuff to poison people and one was rapping about disease and grabbed me in his hand smh wew it was weird too much dairy before bed

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