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All Hail The Bum Bum King!

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5db26e No.376289 [View All]

Tommy RoThe Poster Formerly Known As Binson Banned from Facebook, Instagram

https://www.breitbart.com/europe/2019/02/26/tommy-roThe Poster Formerly Known As Binson-banned-from-facebook-instagram/

Facebook has banned British citizen journalist and street organiser Tommy RoThe Poster Formerly Known As Binson from its platforms, including Instagram, in a move that comes days after he released a new documentary exposing what he claimed to be dishonest practise at establishment media giant BBC.

>The social media giant claimed in a statement published Tuesday that Tommy RoThe Poster Formerly Known As Binson’s own Facebook page, which had around one million ‘likes’ before deletion, “has repeatedly broken [Facebook community] standards, posting material that uses dehumanizing language and calls for violence targeted at Muslims. He has also behaved in ways that violate our policies around organized hate.”

AP Blasts ‘Resentment’ Aimed at ‘Great Gains’ of Trans Athletes

https://www.breitbart.com/sports/2019/02/26/ap-blasts-resentment-aimed-at-great-gains-of-trans-athletes/

As biological males and other trans athletes continue to rack-up an impressive record of victory while competing against biological females, a recent article by the Associated Press sounds the alarm over the “resentment,” that success might bring.

>In an article posted by NBC News on Monday, the AP argues that even erstwhile allies, like tennis great and gay activist Martina Navratilova, can become resentful of transgender women dominating their sport.

UK beats winter temperature record again

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-47374936

The UK has broken the record for its warmest winter day for the second consecutive day, with a temperature of 21.2°C in Kew Gardens, London.

>Monday was the first time temperatures of over 20C had been reported in winter, breaking a record that had stood since 1998.

>It means parts of Britain have been hotter than destinations such as Ibiza.

>Last February, temperatures in the UK plunged as low as -11.7C at South Farnborough, Hampshire.

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8bfed8 No.376994

>>376993

Thanks for the reminder. Haven’t done that in a while! 👊👊👊

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09da89 No.376995

>>376993

i wish i could sleep

>>376994

touch him and i will batter the fuck out of you bitch

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8bfed8 No.376996

>>376995

Too late. It’s our thing anyway.

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09da89 No.376997

File: 28449ddfe6bdb7e⋯.jpg (252.37 KB,1280x960,4:3,1549029757164.jpg)

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c8ccfb No.376998

File: 27994aaa8b5dbe4⋯.png (25.29 KB,632x262,316:131,ClipboardImage.png)

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8bfed8 No.376999

>>376997

I bet your feet are covered in warts.

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c8ccfb No.377000

>tfw used to have that thing where it looks like worms have dug tunnels throughout the sole of your foot

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eb1912 No.377001

>>377000

what the fuck lad

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8bfed8 No.377002

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c8ccfb No.377003

>>377001

turns out they are called plantar warts

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09da89 No.377004

>>376999

i have no warts or imperfections

>>376998

i will batter over her inappropriately in her hair

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8bfed8 No.377005

>>377003

No pics

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8bfed8 No.377006

>>377004

I bet you have those rumours that look like horns

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09da89 No.377007

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8bfed8 No.377008

>>377004

TUMOURS

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09da89 No.377009

>>377008

i only have one big horn and it isnt a tumour

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58a318 No.377010

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>Finished Home Movies

And the emptiness is back. Might start watching this.

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c8ccfb No.377011

>>377010

Good thing there is somebody willing to consume what most others won't I guess

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58a318 No.377012

>>377011

I have nuanced tastes.

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09da89 No.377013

>>377011

that your excuse for eating sweeties?

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8bfed8 No.377014

>>377009

>his umbilical cord hasn’t fallen off yet

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c8ccfb No.377015

>>377013

Kind of. If I don't eat sweets it begins to pile up over the weeks

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eb1912 No.377016

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>>377015

Why contain it? Let them pile up in the house and spill out into the streets. In the end the mummies will beg you to eat them.

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052387 No.377017

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654db2 No.377018

I had a dream but Dorset wasn't in it

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2c914a No.377019

>>376943

>>376941

or maybe its because most women are so fucking obese nowadays that she looks skinny to us

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2c914a No.377020

saw a very pretty lass on the way home today, i hope i see her again. she was perfect

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0b3e0a No.377021

>>377020

saw a lot of pretty ladies when I worked last week. Wonders what getting out of the house during daytime does.

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2c914a No.377022

there is still hope for [Panzie's Hometown]

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58a318 No.377023

>>377019

She doesn't actually look fat though. Her body curves inwards.

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9bba15 No.377024

>>377023

by modern standards. people are so fat now that she looks average

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0b3e0a No.377025

>>377023

She is pudgy, lad

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58a318 No.377026

>>377025

Big boned maybe. Stocky.

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0b3e0a No.377027

>>377026

She has a flabby tummy.

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2c914a No.377028

>>377026

big boned is a fake meme invented by lards

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58a318 No.377029

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>>377027

Don't really see it. The bit sticking out looks like a baggy jumper.

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eb1912 No.377030

File: 9b4dba7bd71fd5c⋯.png (653.84 KB,620x981,620:981,giant mound builder.png)

>>377028

what the fuck did you just say about me you little bitch

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9bba15 No.377031

>>377029

she's clearly much thiccer than the other lass and she has cankles. you're missing the context that people were much less fat back then, the skinny lady would have been the beauty ideal and this cankle thicc lass would have been a fatty. nowadys, miss cankles would be considered "average" and "fat" would be much fatter

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58a318 No.377032

>>377028

It's used as an excuse all the time, but some people legitimately to have a larger skeletal structure. Like, I struggle to find hats that fit because my head's too big. That's not fat

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0b3e0a No.377033

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>>377029

>The bit sticking out looks like a baggy jumper.

You're right, it's just a fold

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9bba15 No.377034

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>>377032

>he has a fat head

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58a318 No.377035

>>377034

No, just a fat belly.

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9bba15 No.377036

need new thread

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0b3e0a No.377037

File: 97450955998e70c⋯.png (278.85 KB,1280x720,16:9,ClipboardImage.png)

we had a good run. let it end

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0b3e0a No.377038

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0b3e0a No.377039

File: 875fc2011c0e6b5⋯.jpg (63.25 KB,746x541,746:541,875fc2011c0e6b526d48919ebf….jpg)

IT'S TIME TO SAY GOODBYE FERRARI FERRARI

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eb1912 No.377040

>>377039

what's going on big guy?

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58a318 No.377041

We fly high. No lie.

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0b3e0a No.377042

>>377040

thread dying, we're lost

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d0bd2a No.377043

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