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Dover migrants: Border Force launch emergency search after EMPTY boat seen off Kent coast
https://www.express.co.uk/news/uk/1091618/dover-migrants-border-force-officials-search-kent-coast-empty-boat
>THREE lifeboats, a helicopter and Border Force officials launched an emergency search after an empty boat was seen floating off the Kent coast this morning, it has been confirmed.
>It is unknown how many people were on the dinghy or where they are now. A number of lifejackets were also been spotted near Shakespeare beach. Confirming the operation, the Home Office said in a statement: “Border Force is currently dealing with an ongoing small boat incident off the Kent coast.
>“Further details will be provided once the situation has been resolved.”
>The search has since been called off after no-one was found.
>The latest update comes less than a week after a group of 34 migrants were brought to shore after trying to travel to the UK in a small boat.
>Once safely brought to shore, all on board were transferred to immigration officials for interview.
>Nearly 100 people are thought to have tried to cross the English Channel in small boats so far this year.
Theresa May under pressure to consider Brexit delay
https://www.bbc.com/news/uk-politics-47352446
>Theresa May is facing growing calls to say she would delay Brexit rather than leave the EU if no deal is in place by the end of March.
>A new plan from some Tory MPs suggests ministers postpone Brexit until 23 May "to conclude negotiations".
>It is being suggested as an alternative to cross-party proposals which would see MPs take control of the process.
>Dutch PM Mark Rutte warned Mrs May the UK was "sleepwalking into a no-deal scenario" and needed to "wake up".
>The pair met at a summit in Egypt, as she presses EU leaders for more concessions to her deal.
Trump and the North Korean leader 'have a chance' to achieve total denuclearization
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-6741641/Trump-cools-expectation-ahead-summit-Kim-Jong-Un.html
>President Trump remained coy on the itinerary for his meeting with Kim, but promised the two-and-a-half day summit would be 'interesting'
>Trump declared that him and Kim Jong Un have developed a 'very good' relationship over the past year and do manage to see eye-to-eye on matters
>He cooled any expectation of a profound breakthrough in denuclearization talks in a convoluted speech that hinted at total disarmament - 'but maybe not'
>In a tweet, Trump predicted that North Korea could become an economic superpower if it acquiesced the the US' demands to disarm
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4a32c8 No.376242
>tfw asks if you want something fromt he show
>says no
>come home smiling at me and hands me a big snickers bar, just happy to fill 'er boy up
smh. it's not even my favourite
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9d01d0 No.376243
>have an uncontrollable feeling I can't help
>somehow I am the bad person, even though I can't help it
just like when I am disgusted by two homofaggots kissing, if I show any disgust to it I am a bad person, or if I say I don't feel love
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4a32c8 No.376244
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d1f42d No.376245
>>376242
>roooo mummy you know i only like it when you get me THREE sníckérs bárs
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b51270 No.376246
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9d01d0 No.376247
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4a32c8 No.376248
>>376245
some truth to it tbh. If there is only one the enjoyment will be over once it's eaten, but if there is more you get to saviour the first one and then anticipate the next one.
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54a2d9 No.376249
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9d01d0 No.376250
>ywn get any enjoyment from food, alcohol or fizzy drinks, or anything
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4a32c8 No.376251
>>376249
>something you unironically enjoyed as a kid
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b51270 No.376252
one pack of cookies in the oven now lids
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4a32c8 No.376253
>>376250
based pirate of the caribbean
>>376252
>Anglos actually have to make cookies and can't buy them premade
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d1f42d No.376254
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d1f42d No.376255
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9d01d0 No.376256
wanked like 4 times today
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b51270 No.376257
>>376253
>Norgies actually have to make gfs out of Pikachu plushies and can't get them premade
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9d01d0 No.376258
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73a8f1 No.376259
>>376248
yeah but then there's no novelty, each bar offers diminishing returns
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9d01d0 No.376260
>your irl friend who moved away and hasnt been online for 5 months
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d1f42d No.376261
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4a32c8 No.376262
>>376255
woah
>>376257
at least I've had sex
>>376259
I disagree. You just feel empty after one
>>376260
online what?
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b51270 No.376263
>>376262
>at least I've had sex
keeeeeeeek my sides
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9d01d0 No.376264
>>376262
on steam, thats the only way i spoke to him
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4a32c8 No.376265
>>376264
wait I haven't been on for 5 months or so
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4a32c8 No.376266
>bossman says it is our responsibility to put in new lights on the car and fill the tyres with air
>bosswoman has done neither
absolutely based
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b51270 No.376267
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4a32c8 No.376268
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Ten seconds into this song, anyone know the name of the Dragonball song that sounds similar to it? I feel like I have definitely heard a similar tune in dragonball smh
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4a32c8 No.376269
>>376267
Looks fake to me. and the tongue looks very fat
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4a32c8 No.376270
>tfw no fissured tongue gf
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9d01d0 No.376271
tomorrow is a new day
a new beginning
the mark of 2 weeks
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b51270 No.376272
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4a32c8 No.376273
>>376272
not what I meant kek
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1e5f5e No.376274
>>376191
so cool, lad
and it's literally looking back in time too
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b51270 No.376275
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1e5f5e No.376276
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4a32c8 No.376277
>got that ear thing you use with your phone to work so now I can pretend to be a truck driver
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b51270 No.376278
>>376277
>his vehicle doesn't have bluetooth
keeeeek I didn't realise Norge was a 3rd world country
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4a32c8 No.376279
>>376278
Yes we do, I am just lazy and didn't really need it until now smh. Mummy gave me an earpiece for Christmas. I want to listen to stuff while driving
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9d01d0 No.376280
so stupid that we get colds because most humans lack the intelligence not to cough everywhere
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73a8f1 No.376281
>>376280
>having a shit immune system
weak
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4a32c8 No.376282
>>376280
sounds like you need to be coughed on more often
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4a32c8 No.376283
Need a new thread, gentlelads
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9d01d0 No.376284
chances are that if i coughed on you right now, you would get a cold, you stupid yank twat
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4a32c8 No.376285
>>376284
>coughing on redskins
think that is a hate crime, lad
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4a32c8 No.376286
>Neo went to bed
ahhh we'll be threadless for days
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73a8f1 No.376287
>>376284
I catch a cold maybe once every few years. basically never get sick
>>376285
that's steiner, I'm clean
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9d01d0 No.376288
you dont catch a cold because you never go outside
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54a2d9 No.376290
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73a8f1 No.376291
>>376288
I do though, not that I want to. I just have a good immune system, always have
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b51270 No.376293
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