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All Hail The Bum Bum King!

File: 19ad00dfafa5c37⋯.png (462.99 KB,620x372,5:3,ClipboardImage.png)

b08906 No.374825 [View All]

UK food imports from EU face '£9bn tariff bill' under no-deal Brexit

https://www.theguardian.com/politics/2019/feb/23/uk-food-imports-from-eu-face-9bn-tariff-bill-under-no-deal-brexit

Analysis comes as government expected to outline plans to mitigate price shock next week

>The government is expected next week to spell out its plan to mitigate a potential £9bn food-price shock from a no-deal Brexit, as analysts predict the cost of staples such as beef, cheddar cheese and tomatoes could soar.

>With just over a month until the Brexit deadline, the Department for International Trade is expected on Monday to publish a list of new import taxes, or tariffs, that will apply to 5,200 products, including food and clothing, should the UK crash out of the EU without a deal.

>The relationship with the EU is key to the price of food because nearly one third of the food eaten in the UK comes from the bloc. At this time of year the situation is more acute because, with UK produce out of season, 90% of lettuces, 80% of tomatoes and 70% of soft fruit is sourced from, or via, the EU.

ISIS Bride Vows Son ‘Will Grow Up to Be a Jihadist’ as Crumbling Caliphate Evacuated

https://www.breitbart.com/europe/2019/02/23/isis-bride-vows-son-will-grow-up-to-be-a-jihadist-as-crumbling-caliphate-evacuated/

(AFP) — “My son will grow up to become a jihadist,” a woman cried proudly as she stepped off a bus ferrying people out of the Islamic State group’s last sliver of territory in eastern Syria.

>Defiant and angry, she is one of 2,000 people evacuated Friday from the jihadists’ final scrap of territory in the village of Baghouz near the Iraqi border.

>At a screening point run by the U.S.-backed Syrian Democratic Forces close to the village, women clad in black sat on the barren desert floor waiting to be searched by the Kurdish-led fighters.

>When asked where they came from, a group of three veiled women sitting on the rocky terrain said they were “followers” of IS’s so-called “caliphate”.

Assam toxic alcohol deaths: 99 people die in north-eastern Indian state

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-asia-india-47341941

At least 99 people have died and more than 100 are being treated in hospital after drinking toxic bootleg alcohol in north-eastern India, officials say.

>Several women are among the victims, who all worked on tea plantations in Assam state.

>The deaths come days after tainted spirits killed about 100 people in the northern states of Uttar Pradesh and Uttarakhand.

>An inquiry has been ordered into the tragedy.

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c770d8 No.375491

File: 004c748c5f386b5⋯.jpg (54.11 KB,720x960,3:4,DYO3axvWAAEI7Ob.jpg)

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c770d8 No.375492

>no new frances pics for a while

: (

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31cfe9 No.375493

>here is your work car dude

>hands me keys to a car whose tyres are flat

>two doors are permanently closed

>males scraping sound when shifting gears

>emergency break does not hold on a5 hill

>dash is too small for newspapers and there are no phone holders

Nah fuck that i will just use my own

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a81a26 No.375494

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f266ab No.375495

File: b09c1f3db7156ef⋯.png (13.24 KB,978x1150,489:575,525b84311f6133f9ee45b28a8b….png)

>>375494

take that BACK

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cc260b No.375496

>>375490

>had to sit and watch the whole episode once it started

It's so good, lids.

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229fb9 No.375497

File: a68ddb48c316a17⋯.jpg (525.28 KB,1233x687,411:229,male-model-makeover-mps-ny….jpg)

we have the technology

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cc260b No.375498

>>375497

Why did it make his hair gay?

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229fb9 No.375499

>>375498

idk why he did the sam hyde blonde hair dye, looks stupid with the brown eyebrows right next door. color contacts look better but are obviously fake. jaw difference is night and day though, maybe if it were toned down a little bit people that have never seen him before might believe it

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672714 No.375500

>>375492

>>no new frances pics for a while

Good.

>>375497

Do Americans consider that creature to be huwhite?

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229fb9 No.375501

File: 129bde7ae76d813⋯.jpg (182.34 KB,1425x1125,19:15,229dfd5604e7675a27aa4b7bfa….jpg)

>>375500

>Do Americans consider that creature to be huwhite?

yeah most would. he looks southern italian to me but maybe he could be a spic, idk. the him on the left is a pretty common phenotype, I've seen people that look very similar

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478686 No.375502

>>375501

>yeah most would

smh

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4b2a3a No.375503

File: 89511f8903fb6c6⋯.png (733.32 KB,1421x759,1421:759,Erick Hayden.PNG)

Lads?

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bc169c No.375504

>>375503

Hey (1) lid

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4b2a3a No.375505

>>375504

Make that (2) tbh

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bc169c No.375506

>>375505

Up early or late, lid?

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bc169c No.375507

nigh nigh

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4b2a3a No.375508

>>375506

Always up early smh, having trouble with sleep as usual

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4b2a3a No.375509

>>375507

see you in mornin pal

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c3520a No.375510

File: 7228d544f6ad7cc⋯.png (142.04 KB,585x665,117:133,EEA6C017-EC15-4483-ADAF-6B….png)

File: 8a05360221b32ce⋯.jpeg (97.82 KB,583x194,583:194,7D95EB95-D321-484D-B020-8….jpeg)

NOOOOOOOOOO

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6777e0 No.375511

File: 27be51b4211715f⋯.jpg (67.72 KB,750x767,750:767,D0NAiwWX4AAkVdJ.jpg)

GET BACK TO WORK WAGIES

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d2bc27 No.375512

File: 4d78539aba7953d⋯.png (1.31 MB,1280x720,16:9,lilrescat.png)

File: deb61e1dc516d5d⋯.png (1.77 MB,1280x720,16:9,weenuk.png)

check it out, it's my cat. it's still alive and hasn't been PWND yet, lol.

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2a25ca No.375513

File: 09f877fe6bf4245⋯.png (284.32 KB,576x402,96:67,these eyes want to control….png)

>contaminating the new world with such beasts

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2a25ca No.375514

File: 7d6ca9c15f5ebc6⋯.png (1.83 MB,1288x1289,1288:1289,ClipboardImage.png)

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d2bc27 No.375515

File: 21122fb5d3ac69d⋯.jpg (1.29 MB,3000x2000,3:2,783.jpg)

>>375514

loving it

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fcd0d5 No.375516

>>374825

>At this time of year the situation is more acute because, with UK produce out of season, 90% of lettuces, 80% of tomatoes and 70% of soft fruit is sourced from, or via, the EU.

But muh food miles

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fcd0d5 No.375517

File: 6ecfc293f233285⋯.png (338.65 KB,960x669,320:223,JC Denton.png)

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2a25ca No.375518

File: 29be2061961c92e⋯.png (1.03 MB,1080x2220,18:37,ClipboardImage.png)

it's all so tiresome

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ab058c No.375519

>>375510

Keeeeek

>>375512

What a handsome wise lad. Look at those long eyebrows

>>375518

Will it be like in canada as long as you have a non-white religion you can opt out for religious reasons?

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ab058c No.375520

File: 8898279932587bb⋯.png (56.01 KB,153x183,51:61,1551057909301.png)

It's all so tiresome

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d2bc27 No.375521

>>375519

would you agree our cats look similar?

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d2bc27 No.375522

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d2bc27 No.375523

File: 4dc76bceda8c905⋯.jpg (67.88 KB,569x677,569:677,farside-comic-gary-larson-….jpg)

haha

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881783 No.375524

>>375521

a little tiny bit maybe

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881783 No.375525

Make a new thread Canadalass

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715b9b No.375526

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He hated absolute shite, maybe this isn't so bad if he likes it

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2a25ca No.375527

File: 57f6804a45d274a⋯.png (561.64 KB,808x805,808:805,pinkw7.png)

>>375526

>Here's How I Bought My Second Home!

I hate him, lad

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715b9b No.375528

>>375527

keeeeeeeeeeeeeek. Based Mormons

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715b9b No.375529

Also damn Battle Angel Alita's poster looks good. Just don't look at her animation in the film though kek

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715b9b No.375530

File: a1d59213f13bcbd⋯.png (1.18 MB,1920x990,64:33,ClipboardImage.png)

Maybe I am too hard on her ahhhhhhhhh i want her she can be my gf now. Also

>finally korean sub version of decent quality

>it now has floating shite int he middle of the screen

probably because of how many leaks there are from Korea smh

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715b9b No.375531

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Woah a rare gobby

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715b9b No.375532

Look at that fucking thumbnail keek

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715b9b No.375533

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These thumbnails are great

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502db5 No.375534

love him

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715b9b No.375535

File: be3d429becdbd22⋯.png (20.15 KB,454x408,227:204,Nose3.png)

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715b9b No.375536

Make a new thread Panzie

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502db5 No.375537

>>375536

okay lad

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fd699f No.375538

>>375535

Don't point lad it's rude smh

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715b9b No.375539

>>375538

In Norway it's a sign of love

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502db5 No.375541

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