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All Hail The Bum Bum King!

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67e2cb No.373412 [View All]

Wales' employment rate rises five times faster than UK

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-wales-47291107

Wales continues to have a higher proportion of adults who are working compared with the UK as a whole, according to the latest official figures.

>Between October and December 2018 the Welsh employment rate was 76.2%, while the UK average was 75.8%.

>In Wales in the past year, there has been a 3.7 percentage point rise in the rate of adults working.

>That is five times greater than the UK increase of 0.7 percentage points.

Shamima Begum has UK citizenship revoked by British government, ITV News learns

https://www.itv.com/news/2019-02-19/shamima-begum-has-uk-citizenship-revoked-by-british-government-itv-news-learns/

Islamic State schoolgirl Shamima Begum has had her British citizenship revoked, her family has been told in a letter from the Home Office.

>The letter, obtained by ITV News, was received by Ms Begum's mother on Tuesday.

>"Please find enclosed papers that relate to a decision taken by the Home Secretary, to deprive your daughter, Shamima Begum, of her British citizenship," the letter read.

Bernie Sanders announces second US presidential bid

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-46965281

US Senator Bernie Sanders says he will run again for president in 2020, making a second attempt to win the Democratic Party's nomination.

>The 77-year-old Vermont senator became a progressive political star in 2016 although he lost his candidacy bid.

>His campaign says it raised $1m (£777,000) within three and half hours of launching.

>An outspoken critic of President Donald Trump, Mr Sanders has described him as a "pathological liar" and "racist".

EU Launches Chemical Sales Crackdown as ISIS Jihadis Flock Back to Europe

https://www.breitbart.com/europe/2019/02/19/eu-chemicals-crackdown-jihadis-return/

EU authorities are tightening up restrictions on chemical sales in a bid to stop returning ISIS militants from blowing up Europeans with homemade explosives.

>Proposed changes to 2013 restrictions on the marketing and use of explosives precursors were introduced following a European Commission review which noted bombs cooked up by Islamists had been used in the “vast majority of terrorist attacks in the EU” including Madrid in 2004, London in 2005, Paris in 2015, Brussels in 2016, and Manchester and Parsons Green in 2017.

>Under the proposals, which have still to be signed off by the EU Parliament’s plenary, Brussels will place additional restrictions on the public’s ability to buy substances such as chemical fertilisers which can be used to make explosives, and require businesses to alert authorities to “suspicious transactions”.

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54e269 No.374076

File: baca047f4c1932d⋯.png (171.93 KB,628x960,157:240,BowdenMars-Kent.png)

>>374074

kill em all

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73b155 No.374077

>>374074

The Home Secretary has power to deprive a person of British citizenship in any of the following scenarios:

• She considers that deprivation of citizenship is ‘conducive to the public good’, and would not make the person stateless;

• The person obtained his citizenship through registration or naturalisation, and the Home Secretary is satisfied that this was obtained by fraud, false representation or the concealment of a material fact;

• The person obtained his citizenship through naturalisation, and

the Home Secretary

─ considers that deprivation is conducive to the public good because the person has conducted themselves ‘in a manner which is seriously prejudicial to the vital interests of the United Kingdom, any of the Islands, or any British overseas territory’; and

─ has reasonable grounds to believe that the person is able to become a national of another country or territory under its laws.

In the second and third scenarios, deprivation of citizenship is permissible even if the

person would be left stateless.

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73b155 No.374078

>Didn't correct the she

Whoops.

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06ed61 No.374079

>>374035

I don't get it

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06ed61 No.374080

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

Fresh civic reviewers

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06ed61 No.374081

oops, that was Godwinson

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06ed61 No.374082

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Here are the civics

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82f345 No.374083

>>374079

Is your army called the "ground protect" too?

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06ed61 No.374084

>>374083

Forsvaret, and the navy is sjøforsvaret. It makes more sense in Norwegian.

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06ed61 No.374085

File: b5a3dae35096bbd⋯.png (1.56 MB,1300x980,65:49,ClipboardImage.png)

This is are snow defence

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82f345 No.374086

File: 9dc303a2aaff1d0⋯.png (634.91 KB,431x650,431:650,snap.png)

*snap*

De, ahte okta áinnas bidjat mielde mu čoakkáladat.

g-d help you

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06ed61 No.374087

>>374086

Speak Norwegian you filthy furriner smh

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06ed61 No.374088

File: 4eabbdadbd653cb⋯.png (1.06 MB,1600x550,32:11,ClipboardImage.png)

>tfw you see a ruskie trying to cross the border so you fire up your snowmobile and grab your fire-hardened spear

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d8fde0 No.374089

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Why is this OP so good?

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06ed61 No.374090

>>374089

the song or the animation?

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06ed61 No.374091

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FRESH

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d8fde0 No.374092

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06ed61 No.374093

>>374092

cool I guess. Is it any good or is it random shite?

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d8fde0 No.374094

>>374093

It's absolutely random shite. Some of it's really funny though.

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06ed61 No.374095

File: a6d167e63fdf028⋯.png (412.65 KB,717x1023,239:341,ClipboardImage.png)

my gf

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d8fde0 No.374096

>>374095

Do you watch that program? Seems a bit ghey, tbh.

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06ed61 No.374097

>>374096

it's shite, but at least that character was cute. Apparently it turned to even worse shit after I stopped watching it which even the fanbase hated

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06ed61 No.374098

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d8fde0 No.374099

>>374097

I gather it's one of those shows that pretends to have a plot, and then drives it's fans mad by not actually having a plot, and just meandering forever.

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d8fde0 No.374100

>>374098

>can tell that's not from the show because the animation looks too good

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06ed61 No.374101

>>374100

kek, yeah thought I was going to warn people that it's not from the show.

>>374099

Pretty much. Mostly meandering, and then the actual plot is shit, mostly because the characters are shit. So much projection of just vile behaviour in some of them.

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06ed61 No.374102

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hope he makes a final video on SU now that it is finished tbh

bit weird to finish a series, you'd think they'd want to go forever.

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06ed61 No.374103

or wait it might not be over yet. smh

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d8fde0 No.374104

>>374102

Ending stuff early is cool these days. Makes people think you have artistic integrity. Like how they ended Gravity Falls after two seasons.

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06ed61 No.374105

>>374104

It might have integrity, at least if it was being written towards an ending.

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06ed61 No.374106

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>here's your thundercats goy

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d8fde0 No.374107

>>374105

Nah, just stop. People will think you're a hero for not letting your series become The Simpsons.

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06ed61 No.374108

>>374107

What do the Simpsons do with the characters whose voices they don't have anymore?

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54e269 No.374109

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[posts the soytoon face drawn in thick black permanent ink over an artist's original cowboy bebop sketch]

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d8fde0 No.374110

>>374108

They either kill them off, or recast them if they're minor enough for no one to care. They killed off Flanders' wife, but I think they recast the lunch lady.

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d8fde0 No.374111

>>374106

Actually has quite a lot of energy. Bet the actual series isn't anywhere near that dynamic.

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06ed61 No.374112

File: e9963c320f88c89⋯.png (814.52 KB,943x611,943:611,ClipboardImage.png)

>>374109

Looks like it was done in the toilet though

>>374111

Probably just people standing around yeah.

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54e269 No.374113

>>374112

It's a stairwell in the office that cartoonists traditionally drew their characters on or something iirc

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3dd52b No.374114

>>374106

I hate that fucking art style

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3c16c2 No.374115

>>374102

Only so many stories they can tell

>>374112

Took me a moment to notice the sketch, most cartoons these days have very basic designs for their characters, but, its not like anime isn't too dissimilar in that regard.

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06ed61 No.374116

>>374113

oh, that sucks then

>>374114

Unbridled soy. Not as ugly as SU though.

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d8fde0 No.374117

>>374114

Didn't mind so much when it was a quirky new thing that a couple of series were doing, but it's just a cookie cutter style that they're slapping on everything now.

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06ed61 No.374118

File: 2257b523ee36529⋯.jpg (120.24 KB,422x437,422:437,1417965789010.jpg)

>mummy bought burnt wienerbrød

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54e269 No.374119

>>374117

There was a really good /co/ thread on this a while ago, it's essentially jewish deconstructivism reaching it's logical conclusion - there's nobody left at art and animation schools that can teach traditional art or animation and so on, so skill and portrayal diminishes and simplifies with every generation of graduates.

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d8fde0 No.374120

>>374119

I mean, it made perfect sense for Adventure Time to look like something out of a child's imagination, but after that it's basically just people playing follow the leader, missing entirely what the original thing was trying to convey.

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5db081 No.374121

>>374118

it's for the best anyway. stay off the carbs

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67e2cb No.374122

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06ed61 No.374123

>>374122

E;R on youtube, makes naughty boy reviews of tv, films, cartoons etc. Pewdiepie got in trouble for linking to him once because of his nazi jokes smh

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718668 No.374125

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dd457c No.374128

File: c971bcfdca07aad⋯.jpg (871.58 KB,3840x2160,16:9,modern art left wing good.jpg)

>>374119

I had a couple of screencaps somewhere describing this process, it was written by a London (I think) artist lamenting that all the students in art schools are just rich kids fucking around and are not interested in becoming skilled at a craft and how, because such students later become teachers, all the teachers are likewise unskilled and have no expertise to pass on.

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