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All Hail The Bum Bum King!

File: 389304b6d64812b⋯.png (15.68 KB,640x457,640:457,Kosovo.png)

16e4e2 No.372743 [View All]

tbh

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187ae8 No.373365

The Poster Formerly Known As Bins - Poem by JJ Evendon

The Poster Formerly Known As Bins, The Poster Formerly Known As Bins, The Poster Formerly Known As Bins

and more The Poster Formerly Known As Bins.

So many The Poster Formerly Known As Bins everywhere -

on street corners -

in front of houses -

in back of houses -

spread along roads -

scattered around parks -

there are The Poster Formerly Known As Bins even for The Poster Formerly Known As Bins.

Has the world gone bin mad or

is our world slowly being taken over by The Poster Formerly Known As Bins?

Should we be worried?

If there was one Super sized bin, big enough to swallow the earth,

would all the rubbish then disappear?

If nothing was ever thrown away, where would we stand?

What if the mountain of rubbish became too high?

Would air be as rare as that at the summit or,

am I talking just rubbish,

lots and lots of rubbish?

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50d6af No.373366

File: 179f900e32dba37⋯.jpg (80 KB,1280x720,16:9,maxresdefault.jpg)

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50d6af No.373367

Youths set The Poster Formerly Known As Bins on fire to get high off the fumes

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31e7d2 No.373368

File: 3c79d1f3b54a31b⋯.png (46.98 KB,650x773,650:773,1550275352662.png)

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187ae8 No.373369

>>373368

What's wrong?

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31e7d2 No.373370

File: 1a554baa0d82f31⋯.png (5.65 KB,418x408,209:204,1a554baa0d82f3109714753127….png)

>>373369

regretfully wanked yesterday

woke up late so I could only do an hour work before it rained

then I saw the ginger lass

i've been practicing guitar and it sounded good enough but I hope I play that well tomorrow

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187ae8 No.373371

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>>373370

>regretfully wanked yesterday

Now it'll fall off.

>woke up late so I could only do an hour work before it rained

What work?

>then I saw the ginger lass

Did you send the email as I instructed?

>i've been practicing guitar and it sounded good enough but I hope I play that well tomorrow

Did you practice my request? Here it is again.

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31e7d2 No.373372

>>373371

>Now it'll fall off

NOOOOO PLEASE

>What work?

woodwork

>email

i dont know her email

smh i saw her a couple of times i could gone out and proposed to her infront of her dad

>Did you practice my request?

no and I never will, neck yourself slag

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5d912b No.373373

File: 2f733212caa5dac⋯.png (11.27 KB,418x398,209:199,2f733212caa5dac397bc98baa9….png)

Morning

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187ae8 No.373374

File: 7b6e0790a069ce2⋯.png (17.83 KB,504x528,21:22,upside down frowm pepe kay.png)

>>373372

Do my request or your willy will fall off and the ginger lass will hate you FOREVER.

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31e7d2 No.373375

>>373373

gid moaning chief

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31e7d2 No.373376

File: 393dbd37eede9bc⋯.jpg (32.84 KB,300x441,100:147,baste.jpg)

>>373374

You have no power here…

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187ae8 No.373377

File: 14b9a397dfa6927⋯.gif (Spoiler Image,513.71 KB,607x609,607:609,1550021047426.gif)

>>373373

Morning pal. Here's ya breakfast.

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187ae8 No.373378

File: 94258c8e6af8845⋯.png (327.24 KB,666x527,666:527,ClipboardImage.png)

>>373376

I'll just call the ginger lass now.

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187ae8 No.373379

Do my request.

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31e7d2 No.373380

File: 723fb90355f0143⋯.jpg (340.33 KB,1672x2533,1672:2533,1549928768831.jpg)

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5d912b No.373381

File: 3e893f2719700f3⋯.png (58.46 KB,720x589,720:589,3e893f2719700f3edd7575c2f9….png)

>>373375

You got a gf while I was sleeping?

>>373377

mummy already reheating dinner tbh

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31e7d2 No.373382

File: 2225bb5fbe48d4b⋯.jpg (105.98 KB,601x601,1:1,JUST.jpg)

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187ae8 No.373383

>>373381

Knew you'd use that Pepe after I posted it.

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31e7d2 No.373384

File: 28449ddfe6bdb7e⋯.jpg (252.37 KB,1280x960,4:3,1549029757164.jpg)

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187ae8 No.373385

>>373384

Did I request that? No. I did not. You know what I request.

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31e7d2 No.373386

>>373385

Do you know what I like about you?

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187ae8 No.373387

>>373386

>inb4 nothing

Tell me.

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31e7d2 No.373388

>>373387

Fuck all

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187ae8 No.373389

File: 28e2fcbb9e0c7b4⋯.gif (91.99 KB,113x150,113:150,1545320267003.gif)

>>373388

OOOOOOOOOOH

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31e7d2 No.373390

File: 4672be55715d96e⋯.webm (420.03 KB,460x460,1:1,1549655240601.webm)

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5d912b No.373391

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31e7d2 No.373392

REALLY wish i didnt have the time for internet tbh

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5d912b No.373393

>>373390

I don't get this webm

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31e7d2 No.373394

File: 45b97ef618a0b04⋯.webm (1.87 MB,950x1066,475:533,1547820237383.webm)

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31e7d2 No.373395

File: 39ef87f554546f3⋯.png (1.58 MB,1069x814,1069:814,same rules apply.png)

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634c0f No.373396

>>373395

Stop posting this sexually aggressive man. He unsettles me.

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1f34d2 No.373397

File: 8e9d87025b9f8d1⋯.png (34.17 KB,236x357,236:357,shamima spurdo.png)

>>373356

surprised tbh

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5d912b No.373398

>>373356

She cute! Let her in.

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5c4eea No.373399

File: e734f7b5178ea44⋯.png (203.19 KB,1813x533,1813:533,ClipboardImage.png)

doogle spotted in the wild, discussion SMAC on /v/

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187ae8 No.373400

File: 2d6c9fee30d78aa⋯.jpg (215.93 KB,1920x1080,16:9,ziggy sleeping.jpg)

Nigh Nigh

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5c4eea No.373401

File: 42a2de5d7565dfc⋯.png (452.97 KB,600x600,1:1,3 am feels.png)

>>373400

forever

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5d912b No.373402

>>373399

pity he didn't say something more embarrassing so we could bully him

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5c4eea No.373403

>>373402

maybe it's not Doogle but a doogle and they are finally spreading outside of here

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5d912b No.373404

File: fa40877072fbdf6⋯.png (855.21 KB,1248x654,208:109,ClipboardImage.png)

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5d912b No.373405

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>playing that game he always talked about

>>373403

He'll lose his identity smh

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5d912b No.373406

File: 5380380c5d5db8b⋯.png (389.1 KB,700x551,700:551,ClipboardImage.png)

>the fear in his eye

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1f34d2 No.373407

>>373406

isn't he dead

or was that fakenews

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5d912b No.373408

File: 9e2f80e2a7f1bc9⋯.png (1.1 MB,920x903,920:903,ClipboardImage.png)

Lee. Big man, where are you? What are they doing to me? I'm scared.

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634c0f No.373409

>>373399

That's not me. I have seen people posting that one around before.

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5d912b No.373410

>>373407

The doctors killed him without permission.

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31e7d2 No.373411

>super light strings on guitar

>top string isnt as loud as the others when plugged in

FUCK FUCK FUCK

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5c4eea No.373413

>>373409

thought so, it's nice to see them spread

you'll be in the big leagues before you know it

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5d912b No.373414

>>373411

Are we supposed to know what this means, music nerd? A guitar is just an egg slicer to me bth

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1f34d2 No.373415

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