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All Hail The Bum Bum King!

File: c2a2b5e77b55738⋯.png (318.57 KB,640x480,4:3,ClipboardImage.png)

d8b444 No.371984 [View All]

Yellow Vest Claims Movement Has ‘Paramilitaries’ Ready to Overthrow Macron

https://www.breitbart.com/europe/2019/02/16/yellow-vest-claims-movement-has-paramilitaries-ready-to-overthrow-macron/

Gilets Jaunes (Yellow Vest) movement member Christophe Chalençon announced that the anti-establishment movement has “paramilitaries” ready to overthrow the French government.

>Mr Chalençon made the claim following an interview with Italian media this week after being asked about his meeting with Five Star Movement leader Luigi Di Maio earlier this month BFMTV reports.

>Despite the interview being over, the cameras kept recording and published the remarks of Chalençon who said, “I know I’m risking a lot, I can get shot in the head anytime, but I’ll be at the end of my convictions, because if they put a bullet in my head, Macron will be placed in the guillotine.”

>“We have come to such a point of confrontation, that if they kill me, he is dead too because the people come back to the Elysée and they will dismantle everything… There are many of us like that,” he said, and added: “We have paramilitaries who are ready to intervene because they also want to bring down the government.”

Brexit: UK-US agree to preserve trading arrangements

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-47251643

The UK has struck a deal with the US to preserve £12.8bn of trade after Brexit.

>The mutual recognition agreement replicates the current deal between the EU and US on technical standards for exported goods.

>US President Donald Trump said the "very good trading relationship" between the countries had been "strengthened further".

>And International Trade Secretary Liam Fox said it would allow firms to "keep trading as freely as they do today".

Electronic GPS tags to track thousands of criminals in England and Wales

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-47256515

Thousands of criminals in England and Wales will be tagged with GPS trackers to allow authorities to trace them 24 hours a day.

>Currently, electronic tags are linked to a box at a fixed address, such as an offender's home, with alerts generated if they are not there at certain hours.

>But the new location tags will track a person's movements wherever they go.

>Justice Secretary David Gauke said the tags will better protect victims of domestic abuse or stalking.

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3a9d68 No.372693

>>372691

>I set the livestream to Norway rather than to a high security recording bunker

Don't watch it when you're driving in case you crash. It's quite the horror.

>>372692

I'll make sure that when the time comes for my autistic descendent army to commit a mass re-education on a world wide scale that you are recognised as their helpful Uncle Burgah.

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3a9d68 No.372694

File: 47d122f8e6f6605⋯.webm (1.79 MB,800x452,200:113,Dorset surprises the neig….webm)

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c21ade No.372695

>>372693

Don't watch it when you're driving in case you crash. It's quite the horror.

Time to start a public rabb.it stream. Wessex can comment on it like Attenborough

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196159 No.372696

File: 2262dbc5d371ad6⋯.png (Spoiler Image,647.39 KB,680x680,1:1,ClipboardImage.png)

>>372688

>88

>HH

>Honk Honk

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c21ade No.372697

>>372692

>try melatonin?

is it safe and does it work?

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c21ade No.372698

>>372696

Honk Honk my friend

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6a9d05 No.372699

>>372697

melatonin is the sleep rhythm hormone, you can take it in supplements to make you tired. it definitely works, as for safe it's very common so probably okay but I'm not 100% sure it's harmless, idk how they get it, is it artificially synthesized or what? haven't researched it really

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c21ade No.372700

>mummy coming into my room twice in less than 30 minutes telling me to go to bed

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f0105a No.372701

>>372697

it will make you tired, like most sleep pills

so when you wake up you will be tired

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3a9d68 No.372702

>>372695

>he has to do the voices for both characters

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3a9d68 No.372703

>>372700

Smack her toosh for me please.

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196159 No.372704

>>372694

What's this from? House on Haunted Hill?

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f0105a No.372705

File: 5e048556a65439e⋯.jpg (63.29 KB,526x400,263:200,devilpepe.jpg)

>>372703

*smacks your toosh*

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f0105a No.372706

File: 1a554baa0d82f31⋯.png (5.65 KB,418x408,209:204,1a554baa0d82f3109714753127….png)

time to eat 1lb of yoghurt..

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3a9d68 No.372707

>>372704

I believe so.

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3a9d68 No.372708

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

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f0105a No.372709

>>372708

i cant stand to look at pakis or dravidians

ugly ugly people

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676902 No.372710

>>372707

Are you a big fan of black and white horror? I love the old Frankenstein films.

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3a9d68 No.372711

File: c406a47efe5be82⋯.png (177.02 KB,220x336,55:84,ClipboardImage.png)

>>372710

I honestly haven't seen many. One of my favourite films is Freaks and that definitely counts as a horror.

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010e8c No.372712

I had a dream Dorset was crushed under some falling rocks. No one could help him he just lay there under the stones wailing and crying

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3a9d68 No.372713

>>372712

I wonder how many Smurfs died the same way.

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676902 No.372714

>>372711

Haven't seen Freaks, but it's been on my list for a long time.

You should watch Frankenstein and Bride of. They're really good.

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3a9d68 No.372715

File: 6afa855bdee8aa7⋯.gif (1.77 MB,400x400,1:1,1550280617752.gif)

DORSET NOOOO

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f0105a No.372716

File: 0f7d3c2f8d1c431⋯.png (8.43 KB,472x408,59:51,dorsepepeback.png)

>>372712

Why do you keep having dreams where I die?

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010e8c No.372717

>>372716

I have the gift of prophecy

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f0105a No.372718

File: 669410ee709a9d4⋯.png (9.81 KB,191x255,191:255,fb3fdd7165105e9c4b30cbcca4….png)

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c21ade No.372719

nigh lads hope I don't dream about Dorset dying smh

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f0105a No.372720

>>372719

nigh chief

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3a9d68 No.372721

File: 2d6c9fee30d78aa⋯.jpg (215.93 KB,1920x1080,16:9,ziggy sleeping.jpg)

>>372719

I hope you dream about work so it's not really a peaceful dream and distraction.

Sweet dreams, brutha.

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010e8c No.372722

They brought a sniffer dog in to help but I'm not sure why since it was obvious where you were

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196159 No.372723

File: 6db0be3338a8eea⋯.png (Spoiler Image,162.48 KB,461x346,461:346,ClipboardImage.png)

You ever seen The Innocents (1961)? Genuinely one of the most disturbing films I've ever seen

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3a9d68 No.372724

>>372723

Thought that was CIA for a brief moment.

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196159 No.372725

fucking spoiler box not clicking roooo

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f0105a No.372726

File: ccc8657bc59fd90⋯.png (1.33 MB,769x725,769:725,bilbo.png)

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676902 No.372727

>>372715

Where'd you get that?

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6a9d05 No.372728

File: f091701474c2af0⋯.png (287.6 KB,465x448,465:448,f091701474c2af016b1eb1ee3a….png)

mother's babysitting her friend's pet retard and of course he has to come and sit next to me and ask the same stupid questions

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e83bad No.372729

>>372728

Kill him and rape his corpse like the ebin edgelord you are lad

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39703e No.372730

Tonight's dinner: tin of heinz tomato soup, 2 slices stale bread and jam, no butter

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f0105a No.372731

File: 9437ae31b3d98d6⋯.jpg (379.29 KB,1111x597,1111:597,golden lel.jpg)

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196159 No.372732

File: b9c663537b10bc6⋯.png (76.29 KB,198x144,11:8,NaughtyOwlCrop.png)

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6369a3 No.372733

>>372730

meal of kings

seriously though lad start eating proper food please i beg of you

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39703e No.372734

>>372733

one day soon

tomorrow maybe

cleaning out the fridge then

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a073a9 No.372735

File: 81f9b5760612788⋯.png (5.56 KB,525x468,175:156,939e514cb03f4f101b0e6c2e13….png)

>>372700

a-are you here?

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a073a9 No.372736

File: 349e1d1fba022ad⋯.jpg (216.25 KB,1600x2160,20:27,1511314797750.jpg)

>>372730

lad you'll waste away, barely any protein in all that

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a15f6e No.372737

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

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a073a9 No.372738

>>372737

where did you find this?

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421829 No.372739

>>372736

He's on the daftielass diet

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3a9d68 No.372740

>>372727

Gardening lady sent me footage of Dorset emerging from his crypt after we exchanged emails.

>>372728

Tell him to get on his special tablet and log onto /newbrit/.com to hang out with the cool kids.

>>372730

>he puts jam on the bread he dips into the soup

I didn't think you were that far gone.

>>372735

He's gone lad.

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a073a9 No.372741

File: 34ac626157e8e6e⋯.png (7.2 KB,485x455,97:91,68b6d83081ce22f4ad433986bf….png)

>>372740

>He's gone lad.

NOOOOOOOO!!!!

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a15f6e No.372742

>>372738

not sure, it just popped up on my twitter feed. Must have subbed to "TradSoc" some time ago.

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