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All Hail The Bum Bum King!

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c6bc56 No.370495 [View All]

no need for links

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656626 No.371192

>>371171

there's some nuts mathematics that goes into the pyramids it's wild

>>371173

yes and it was the most wonderful amazing valentine I could have hoped for 😌 I'm not a very good one this year tho

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d13c72 No.371193

File: 8994589f288cfbb⋯.png (1018.05 KB,1280x720,16:9,ClipboardImage.png)

>are gods

yorkshire confirmed

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d13c72 No.371194

File: 4c86d8411ed9ab1⋯.jpg (537.57 KB,1180x786,590:393,yorkshiiiiite.jpg)

File: 0e31c4d95858087⋯.jpg (1.29 MB,1600x1194,800:597,1547672453313.jpg)

Why are so many of our posters Welsh?

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59e994 No.371195

literally just want to find a battery holder for my acoustic electric guitar, yet i cant

no matter what i look for its impossible

hate the internet sometimes

i can only get a completely new preamp, rather than the individual parts

FUCK OFF

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685e23 No.371196

>>371183

just caught myself french kissing my hand

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59e994 No.371197

*has to go through tens of accounts to figure out whos a chink scammer or not*

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656626 No.371198

>>371191

kek *unleashes BASS BOOSTED REMIX*

>rofl. a few months ago i didn't know about cholestorol or anything like that, i would eat like 6 boiled sausages in one meal. read something about it and cut down after that lol. very tasy.

Weeew I've never had that many at once (or boiled does that taste ok)

but ahhh hope you don't mind me saying this but after being obsessive with diet stuff for ages I gotta tell you cholestorol is kinda a myth, could get into it but I'll spare you lol look it up if youre into that stuff but basically it's all based on this one study in the 50s that was really dishonest

>I think my dad has wheat allergy or something.

Aw poor lad

how does he survive i thought the northern diet consists of dripping sandwiches smh :^)

>>371194

cute pics

Shitposting powerhouse tbh

>>371196

did you like it

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5118c9 No.371199

>managed to squeeze £26 out of muh CDs and DVDs

>can't find a box big enough

rooooo

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f63fd3 No.371200

>>371192

> I'm not a very good one this year tho

just started tbh. And that's nice lad having a valentine is kind of an improvement in itself isn't it? then again you've had a gf before smh

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59e994 No.371201

lads

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f63fd3 No.371202

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e5642d No.371203

>>371201

laddie

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656626 No.371204

File: e498bdc77f50b5b⋯.png (103.42 KB,1057x755,7:5,96fdb408af0c2f3a1015afdb1e….png)

>>371200

I would say so yea

feeling /blessed/

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656626 No.371205

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d13c72 No.371206

>>371198

>but ahhh hope you don't mind me saying this but after being obsessive with diet stuff for ages I gotta tell you cholestorol is kinda a myth, could get into it but I'll spare you lol look it up if youre into that stuff but basically it's all based on this one study in the 50s that was really dishonest

i believe you. they are trying to weaken us by denyign us our sosej essence. they taste really nice boiled they aren't chewy just melt in ya mouth. at least I think so. nice with stew.

>how does he survive i thought the northern diet consists of dripping sandwiches smh :^)

mmmmm i dunno i think its mild apparently hes allergic to red meat or something as well lol. don't think it does anything just makes you a bit sniffly or something. got the news from one of those dna test thingies. smh cheeky git :^ ) contacting aunt bessie right now to have you baked into a yorkshire pudding

>Shitposting powerhouse tbh

how do white bois compete? 🤣

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59e994 No.371207

>>371202

>>371203

>>371205

should i go for a cheeky walk?

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d13c72 No.371208

>>371207

ya sounds like you live in a comfy area. I live near a big town so I usually wait until later when the cars have died down.

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f63fd3 No.371209

File: 79397097dc605aa⋯.png (101.96 KB,1228x1502,614:751,ClipboardImage.png)

>Napoleonskake

>>371207

weigh the risks lad

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59e994 No.371210

>>371208

its the perfect time to spy on people

people usually leave their lights on but blinds/curtains open at this time

can spy on the boomers watching tv

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59e994 No.371211

>>371209

>weigh the risks lad

keeek i unironically do most of the time its annoying

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9729f7 No.371212

File: 4f7960a5ab899f4⋯.png (170.87 KB,550x550,1:1,cheerapu.png)

black pudding time lads

says best before the tenth on the packaging but was in a freezer for 2 days and finally the fridge until just now

going to be delicious

I put the heat up to max in the pan and am using lots of oil so hopefully I don't get any parasites

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d13c72 No.371213

File: 855ea46b643730a⋯.png (3.93 MB,1920x1440,4:3,ClipboardImage.png)

>>371209

>Napoleonskake

looks tasty mmmm

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f63fd3 No.371214

>>371211

>keeek i unironically do most of the time its annoying

do it all the time, lad. Funny I'd rather thirst for a 4 hour drive instead of walking in to a shop and buying a bottle of something

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d13c72 No.371215

>>371212

you need some sausages and roast tomatoes and toast and mushrooms and bacon and hash browns with it too mmmm

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59e994 No.371216

hopefully it tires me out and i can have a cheeky bath when i come back

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5118c9 No.371217

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f63fd3 No.371218

File: 14b9a397dfa6927⋯.gif (513.71 KB,607x609,607:609,14b9a397dfa6927cb7f7901992….gif)

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9729f7 No.371219

File: 74f53c34660f056⋯.png (63.54 KB,1228x1502,614:751,fatjak.png)

>>371215

are you phoneposting lad? the style and mannerism is really really abrasive, I hate to read it smh

just expired coleslaw and toast for this one but probably going to have egg, salad and tomato with the next since it needs eating

I'll skip breakfast and lunch tomorrow to make up for it tbh

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f63fd3 No.371220

File: 4741074436e91d1⋯.png (151.98 KB,667x396,667:396,ClipboardImage.png)

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9729f7 No.371221

File: 87e4d6a6b893e53⋯.png (378.49 KB,540x551,540:551,eye1.png)

>>371220

this honker is trained to pie your face

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5a8be6 No.371222

Lads, less than 6 hours left till it's over. Stay strong.

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f63fd3 No.371223

new thread pls

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f63fd3 No.371224

>>371222

50 year old wombyn just sent me a message. Based.

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5a8be6 No.371225

>>371224

just ignore it, nothing good will result

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9729f7 No.371226

anyone want to watch Kingdom? I'm on ep20, it's grown on me, even the cgi

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5118c9 No.371227

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883560 No.371228

>>371226

Lar's Von Trier's Kingdom?

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5118c9 No.371229

>>371220

gib template without the post

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f63fd3 No.371230

File: d8cbcc05b7b958e⋯.png (93.27 KB,647x306,647:306,ClipboardImage.png)

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e5642d No.371231

File: 13d4e0724bb6c1b⋯.jpg (82.6 KB,750x1334,375:667,Jewess 827.jpg)

>>371207

yes

sorry for late response, i was in the middle of cooking breakfast

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f63fd3 No.371232

File: 3066f14f8395b0f⋯.png (104.93 KB,647x306,647:306,pay post.png)

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6aea8c No.371233

File: 1b82ecaf059b2e5⋯.png (4.04 KB,418x408,209:204,ff5e382091efa484c6c0e8aa96….png)

>>371223

*squeezes your bum in a matey kind of way*

Happy Valentines lad

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9729f7 No.371234

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f63fd3 No.371235

File: e65c9c2dbcf4b34⋯.png (9.1 KB,418x408,209:204,38cf7423b261d9b2a48a778753….png)

>>371233

*looks abashed*

Happy Valentines day, lad

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f9e66f No.371236

File: be85b79ba99a739⋯.png (44.9 KB,699x560,699:560,2670c434175adeb7350505c664….png)

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6aea8c No.371237

File: 1d97943e4f59572⋯.png (29.88 KB,1208x820,302:205,remember.png)

>>371235

roses are red

violets are blue

if i were a gril

i'd breed with u

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9729f7 No.371238

File: 6d457ff4ee5fb64⋯.png (559.43 KB,768x432,16:9,ClipboardImage.png)

is reverse homo trap a thing?

like the guy looks really gay and shitty but he's actually a based goodlad

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d13c72 No.371240

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5118c9 No.371252

>>371232

goodbwoi

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9fb1ae No.371361

File: dbf54b9272d3c62⋯.png (167.63 KB,437x600,437:600,sosij BULGE.png)

>>371206

>nice boiled they aren't chewy just melt in ya mouth. at least I think so. nice with stew.

shit, yeah. was gonna query boiled sosij, sounds nasty tbh, however, sosij casserole is a bi-monthly and I do LOVES how the sosij does in fact melt in your mouth.

well I never, except, I did! silly sosij.

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