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All Hail The Bum Bum King!

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9e534f No.369738 [View All]

Alesha MacPhail's father 'sold cannabis to murder accused'

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-scotland-glasgow-west-47211732

Jurors in the Alesha MacPhail murder trial have heard that her father sold cannabis to the teenager accused of killing her.

>Robert MacPhail, 26, admitted doing deals with the 16-year-old boy who lived on the Isle of Bute.

>The teenager - who cannot be named because of his age - denies abducting, raping and murdering Alesha last July.

>He has lodged a special defence claiming the crime was committed by a woman called Toni Louise McLachlan.

PM Urges MPs to Hold Their Nerve, UKIP Warns Voters’ Wrath if Brexit Delayed

https://www.breitbart.com/europe/2019/02/12/pm-may-urges-parliament-to-hold-its-nerve-on-brexit/

Theresa May has told members of the UK Parliament that “we all need to hold our nerve” with the European Union while alluding to the Brexit delay which several of her inner circle of senior ministers have referred in recent weeks.

>Coming to Parliament after non-starter talks with EU leaders in Brussels last week which saw her return to London empty-handed, Prime Minister Theresa May told members of Parliament that — in contrast to a growing number of the wider public — because they didn’t want to leave the European Union without a deal they should support hers rather than voting it down.

Welsh sheep farmers fear post-Brexit British branding

https://www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2019/feb/12/welsh-sheep-farmers-fear-post-brexit-british-branding

Industry chiefs think negative view of UK red meat may disadvantage Welsh producers

>Farmers and food producers in Wales may suffer after Brexit if their lamb and beef is marketed under the union flag rather than with specific Welsh branding, industry chiefs have said.

>The body that markets Welsh lamb and beef has expressed concern that in some parts of the world UK red meat is viewed negatively. It is keen to make sure that after Britain leaves the EU there will be a clear way to differentiate between Welsh red meat and the UK-wide product.

>The use of UK branding within the food and drinks is a sensitive issue in Wales and was highlighted at last year’s Royal Welsh Show, when Lesley Griffiths, the rural affairs minister, expressed concern over the proliferation of union flags – and lack of Welsh dragon flags.

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381d8f No.370448

>>370442

how?

i think she's taller than me, she looks rather tall

YUMMY

>>370436

tbh, i cant think of a way to actually do it

smh

>>370443

>get my willy stuck in the letterbox

>the firemen have to come and specially get it out

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d07b1b No.370449

>>370440

>his belly is bigger than his willy meaning he can’t thrust it in

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fd17a2 No.370450

>>370437

Based bendy fella.

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915969 No.370451

>>370448

Shorter lads can talk with taller lassies, lad. There is no caste system. Not officially anyway

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381d8f No.370452

>>370449

what? you dooo know how penises work right lass? ;]

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d07b1b No.370453

>>370452

I do sort of now

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381d8f No.370454

>>370453

have you seen his?

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fd17a2 No.370455

>>370453

Have you experienced red shift yet? This is very important.

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d07b1b No.370456

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d07b1b No.370457

>>370455

What does that mean?

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381d8f No.370458

File: 8e3a5c36ed5ddf6⋯.jpg (87.9 KB,334x334,1:1,1544556700265.jpg)

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fd17a2 No.370459

>>370457

Hohohoh!

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02ef58 No.370460

>>370455

>>370457

i don't know what it means, tbh

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fd17a2 No.370461

>>370460

Girl confirmed. Wanna be my gf, lad?

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831471 No.370462

>>370422

is this how you got good at drawing? you watch drawing tutorials?

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915969 No.370463

>>370462

No. I drew a lot as a kid

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381d8f No.370464

it happened

i said a while ago about how things in the future are bound to happen, but seem alien or unthinkable to us

specifically about seeing a girl who you think is more attractive than any other, but you just haven't seen her yet, but you are going to

weird stuff tbqh

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915969 No.370465

>>370464

saw so many pretty lassies in the city tbh. Would probably see a lot of pretty lassies here too if I went outside

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02ef58 No.370466

>>370461

no

>>370465

pretty schoolgirl looked at me again and again when i was sitting at the red light in the car today

its not fair

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381d8f No.370467

>>370466

a schoolgirl looked at me and bit her lip

what did she mean by this?

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fd17a2 No.370468

>>370466

*goes supreme gentleman

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915969 No.370469

>>370467

>>370466

how old is a school girl?

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381d8f No.370470

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915969 No.370471

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fd17a2 No.370472

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

I quite like Plague's art videos. Listening to a hick ramble about shit for like an hour, while drawing smut. That's my entertainment.

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915969 No.370473

PANZIE YOU NONCE!!!

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73e75c No.370474

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>>370417

>>it failed to encode

life is pain

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381d8f No.370475

File: 71427a191e3e03b⋯.png (244.17 KB,1024x768,4:3,sneezing woman.png)

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d07b1b No.370476

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>>370455

Now I know

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381d8f No.370477

File: fab8ea1b61164a3⋯.png (48.65 KB,645x773,645:773,1547005095714.png)

>reminded that girls have periods

thanks

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73e75c No.370478

File: 91e8d63d566380c⋯.jpg (100.79 KB,980x653,980:653,Interview-with-the-Vampire.jpg)

ANYONE WANT TO WATCH "INTERVIEW WITH THE VAMPIRE (1994)"?

>continuing the The Poster Formerly Known As Bins cinema theme of crypto gayist vampire films

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fd17a2 No.370479

>>370476

I actually didn't know that was a thing. It's just a term I came up with to confuse you.

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381d8f No.370480

cant be fucked to cook im just going to eat this meat raw

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381d8f No.370481

File: 5d9e18da89c119b⋯.png (514.91 KB,430x546,215:273,l.png)

new thread

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73e75c No.370482

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checked the goody bag the cute girl in the shop gave me

>two t-shirts both too small for me

>some extremely gay socks

I am concluding she didn't fancy me after all, and the goody bag was just getting rid of crap they couldn't sell. She knew my size, she helped me pick out a top, so why put in small t-shirts? smh

unless she wants me to go back in to the shop to change the small t-shirts so we can talk again, what you think laxs?

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381d8f No.370483

>>370482

yes, go back

but wear the socks

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73e75c No.370484

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>>370480

>cant be fucked to cook im just going to eat this meat raw

behold the genius of the Dorshit mind

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381d8f No.370485

>>370484

its chicken, i'll be alright

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0bfb16 No.370486

>>370480

>is upset that girls have periods

>is going to eat raw meat

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73e75c No.370487

>>370483

can you really exchange t-shirts that were give to you for free though? won't I just seem an ungrateful dick head?

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915969 No.370488

>>370478

so tired lad I've stayed up for 24 hours or so smh

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1681b1 No.370489

>>370482

>(121)

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915969 No.370490

>>370489

>(1)

KEEK

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73e75c No.370491

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>>370486

hey can you give me advice on this gril stuff seeing as you yourself are allegedly a gril?

>>370366

>>370371

>>370393

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915969 No.370492

>>370491

she has a vagina, lad. Showed it on stream

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1681b1 No.370493

>>370491

She wants you to go there tomorrow with loads of balloons and chocolates and flowers and get down on one knee in front of all of her coworkers and customers and ask her to be your gf. That's how the female mind works, girls love big romantic gestures like that from strangers, preferably in front of as many people as possible

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02ef58 No.370494

>>370467

>>370468

>>370469

>>370473

smh

she looked 15-16-17 i guess idk

girls mature fast

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915969 No.370496

AHHH WHERE IS THE NEW THREAD

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73e75c No.370497

FRESH BREAD

>>>370495

>>>370495

>>>370495

>>>370495

>>>370495

>>>370495

>>>370495

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73e75c No.370498

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