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All Hail The Bum Bum King!

File: 2d05edcf50c9ac9⋯.jpg (68.62 KB,500x615,100:123,IMG_20190206_210259.jpg)

9567fa No.368990 [View All]

Howe we all lads

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c30fa9 No.369691

>>369690

Should put you in a film with them then

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c30fa9 No.369692

>tfw just woke up now and I have all the day ahead of me

feels so weird. smh

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3cb007 No.369693

File: 33e97011457eee2⋯.png (124 KB,500x557,500:557,JUSTgrinch.png)

>>369687

TheChamCham

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78a7cd No.369694

https://www.manchestereveningnews.co.uk/news/greater-manchester-news/retired-university-lecturer-who-told-15816934

Jesus fucking Christ muh hatecrime just keeps jumping the shark. Honestly want to find this kraut and spraypaint "bomber Harris do it again" on her driveway.

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e632b6 No.369695

>>369691

bulli. I'm big boned.

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c30fa9 No.369696

>>369694

>Dr John Smart, 72, left his victim in tears after targeting her twice as he walked to Waitrose to buy a newspaper on the affluent Pownall Park estate in Wilmslow.

keek

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c30fa9 No.369697

File: 360ebc4199240b8⋯.jpg (25.24 KB,399x322,57:46,360ebc4199240b8c9874cc7303….jpg)

>>369695

>tfw she sits on you and you can feel her arse bones dig into your thighs

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2d6a60 No.369698

>>369697

>tfw you sit on your feet and its incredibly uncomfortable

smh i miss having a nice bum

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c30fa9 No.369699

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keek @wessex

wonder if there is any writer or book whose western fans aren't pure cancer

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2d6a60 No.369700

File: a7d8e309f231581⋯.jpg (124.51 KB,1920x1080,16:9,YOULL NEVER STOP ME.jpg)

*drinks coffee at 4pm*

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e632b6 No.369701

>>369697

POWERFUL ARSE BONES

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c30fa9 No.369702

>>369700

coffee doesn't really keep you up that late though, does it? I don't get this meme. At the start of my newspaper career I'd drink some during work and sleep when I came home. Work only takes 5 hours max

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2d6a60 No.369703

>>369702

yes, it does for me

if I drink coffee I will be unable to sleep, it just effects people differently tbh

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2d6a60 No.369704

>when you have sex with your skinny gf but can feel her bum bones on your dick

smh

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3cb007 No.369705

>>369699

he's such a goodlad, is a saffer iirc

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78a7cd No.369706

>>369704

Then you are putting your dick in the wrong place, tbh.

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c30fa9 No.369707

File: 37ddf31a0e2dd80⋯.png (261.96 KB,478x320,239:160,ClipboardImage.png)

>>369701

>there are probably people who have been clubbed to death by a walrus penis bone

>>369703

I guess. It does't really affect me much in general.

>>369704

keek

>when her vagina is sunken and you can see the bony frame protruding around it

kind of fucked up we are fucking a bony hole at all tbh.

>>369705

He still lives there?

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2d6a60 No.369708

>>369706

youre supposed to put it in the anus right??

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cf009a No.369709

File: fd04d499c758110⋯.png (205.48 KB,640x790,64:79,ClipboardImage.png)

>Rather than going for independance, Scotland should decide joining the Republic of Ireland in a new Union to have access to the EU again after a ND Brexit

hot takes on reddit

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c30fa9 No.369710

>>369709

BUILD THE WALL

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2d6a60 No.369711

>>369709

thats so fucking retarded

why do irish nationalists think that loyalists will just accept a united ireland? even if loyalists are outnumbered they would probably never accept it

i would support independence of all nations but the problem is what happens to NI

ideally all of the british isles would be closely tied and all ethnic groups would be autonomous and we all live in peace and kill the pakis

basically a customs union with free movement but all nations have their own parliament

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2d6a60 No.369712

Had a fucking horrid dream last night that I was stabbed and bleeding out and people were reluctant to help me. Too realistic.

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c30fa9 No.369713

File: 0c858dc7f6a960e⋯.png (2.08 MB,1280x1920,2:3,ClipboardImage.png)

>that bulge

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b75e78 No.369714

File: ba773bfb088f121⋯.gif (170.14 KB,360x346,180:173,tr43fg.gif)

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2d6a60 No.369715

File: 8179a9c950e8837⋯.jpg (9.63 KB,480x360,4:3,bowden.jpg)

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c30fa9 No.369716

>>369712

his act and face makes him so punchable

Also all those endless dude weed films. Fucking hell. And normies love them

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e632b6 No.369717

File: ab11bbb20497012⋯.png (644.03 KB,526x515,526:515,beano.png)

>>369714

>bro film king

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e632b6 No.369718

File: b5659211bca9279⋯.jpg (56.88 KB,586x587,586:587,1312548293757.jpg)

Hey, bros. Wanna watch some Jonah Hill joints with me, and then rape a woman?

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3cb007 No.369719

>>369707

no, in germany now iirc, so not much better lmao

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cf009a No.369720

>>369716

bit mean to dorset

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b75e78 No.369721

File: 17fe82f6e3f0e28⋯.png (623.11 KB,1000x563,1000:563,ClipboardImage.png)

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2d6a60 No.369722

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3cb007 No.369723

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>>369721

they are all so loathsome

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c30fa9 No.369724

>>369720

top fucking keek.

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c30fa9 No.369725

File: 53ebda49d6cba55⋯.png (43.23 KB,805x504,115:72,ClipboardImage.png)

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e632b6 No.369726

>>369725

I really admire men who speak really slowly to me as if I were a spacker, while explaining basic things

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b75e78 No.369727

>>369725

token gay

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e632b6 No.369728

File: 8252aa9a255768d⋯.png (920.14 KB,986x836,493:418,ClipboardImage.png)

CHILD RAPE…

IS RONG…

PEOPLE WHO DON'T RAPE CHILDREN ARE BETTER THAN PEOPLE WHO DO RAPE CHILDREN…

<OH MY GOD HOW COULD YOU SAY THAT JOSEPH *crying voice

I DON'T CARE… ABOUT YOUR PRECIOUS SNOWFLAKE FEELINGS…

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b75e78 No.369729

File: a9fb6a80f393bdc⋯.mp4 (1.58 MB,640x360,16:9,JvQgcGnU0IuInNwq.mp4)

>makes cringeworthy video

>cuts to a reaction shot of himself cringing at the video as though it's not his

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6d7b4b No.369730

File: cc90ae391a39352⋯.png (889.5 KB,845x475,169:95,780.png)

>>369729

that's pretty intense cringe

>>369728

You got him down to the letter

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e632b6 No.369731

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>>369729

He's SO above this.

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2d6a60 No.369732

Take it easy, man.

Honestly some wise words right there.

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3cb007 No.369733

File: fc0f82487df6b91⋯.png (56.09 KB,539x567,77:81,ClipboardImage.png)

>>369725

shit quiz smh, not even a "physically remove the wogs" immigration option, and the abortion bit is a mess, "pro choice for eugenics purposes" smh, it shouldn't get that far for that. And it's so loaded, that Israel question lmao, no "they are a clearly bad influence and we should cut ties immediately", the closest is "THEY'RE TAKING OVER THE WORLD".

What can I even say about the democrashit section.

No social security option to just cut.

what a shit quiz, and it's yankistan only too

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c30fa9 No.369734

>>369731

Remember finding playstation games to look so pretty as a kid.

>>369729

cancer. I'm dead

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c30fa9 No.369735

File: a7fdc91dd5f9d43⋯.png (55.3 KB,510x560,51:56,ClipboardImage.png)

>>369733

Yeah. We're kind of similar. Need some AI or something where you can put in more precise answers, and remove retarded questions about right and left on environmentalism

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c30fa9 No.369736

OH GOD SOMEBODY MAKE A NEW THREAD QUICK PLEASE

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e632b6 No.369737

>>369734

It's that wobbly 3D that really ages them. Looks like the image is struggling to hold itself together, N64 has aged better in that respect, although N64 has that blurry filter on everything.

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c30fa9 No.369739

>>369737

yeah I agree if it was just crisp it'd be fine. I was shocked when I realised a lot of the prettiest images on PS and Nintendo were actually 2D

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cf009a No.369740

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78a7cd No.369841

>>369725

Not a great test but 82% paeleocon is pretty accurate for me.

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