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All Hail The Bum Bum King!

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e3bf71 No.367477 [View All]

Bank of England: One in four chance UK will dip into recession in 2019

https://news.sky.com/story/boe-cuts-growth-forecast-to-lowest-level-since-crisis-11630540

The Bank of England now expects the economy to expand by just 1.2% this year and sees a one in four chance of recession.

>Britain's economy is heading for its weakest year since the financial crisis a decade ago, the Bank of England said today as it unveiled its latest forecasts for the UK economy.

>The Bank slashed its economic growth forecast for 2019 to 1.2% - warning that Brexit uncertainty has started to take a serious toll on the economy.

>Its forecasts imply there is a one in four chance the UK economy dips into a recession.

Farage: EU ‘Scared’ of WTO Clean Brexit

https://www.breitbart.com/europe/2019/02/07/farage-eu-scared-wto-clean-brexit/

Brexit architect Nigel Farage has said that Brussels bureaucrats are “scared” of a no-deal, clean Brexit because of the cost to European manufacturers and the looming eurozone recession.

>When asked on Sky News on Wednesday if he were offended by European Council President Donald Tusk saying there was a “special place in hell” for Brexiteers, the Leave Means Leave vice-chairman said, “No, not particularly. They’re scared, they’re rattled. They really worried.

>“I was in the parliament last Wednesday, I said that their arrogance and the behaviour of the unelected elites was driving British public opinion towards a WTO ‘No Deal’ Brexit.

UK house prices fall in January as Brexit puts off buyers

https://www.theguardian.com/money/2019/feb/07/uk-house-prices-fall-in-january-as-brexit-puts-off-buyers

Biggest monthly drop since April comes while annual growth slows to 0.8% – Halifax

>House prices in the UK fell 2.9% in January from December and the annual growth rate slowed sharply as Brexit fears put off buyers, according to Halifax, one of Britain’s biggest mortgage lenders.

>Halifax said the monthly drop took the average house price down to £223,691 and came after a 2.5% rise in December. It is the biggest monthly drop since last April, when prices declined 3.1%. Analysts cautioned that the monthly house price changes tend to be volatile.

>In the three months to January, house prices were 0.8% higher than in the same three months a year earlier. This is down from the 1.3% annual growth rate recorded in the three months to December.

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039897 No.368187

>>368164

Horses are great

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446e17 No.368188

>>368187

>tfw you catch a druid getting high off horse farts in your barn

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f7be20 No.368189

>>368185

why would you ever work doing that

why

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875639 No.368190

>>368181

>science as a cult is the worst thing to happen to the west

when Ted Bundy and Jeffrey Dahmer gave Darwinian Education and lack of higher power to answer as part reason for their utter degeneracy.

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875639 No.368191

>>368189

simple dood.

£1200 a week.

wore me down eventually tho. soul destroying.

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039897 No.368192

>>368188

>getting high off horse farts in your barn

Keek what the fuck lad?

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f7be20 No.368193

>>368191

i do not understand why people complain about things yet basically support them

are you a materialist?

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875639 No.368194

>>368193

>why people complain about things yet basically support them

how you mean like?

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0d6a55 No.368195

>>368193

pretty much

same reason vanlad had for his work and lifestyle

make shitloads of money then spend it just as fast

very programmed and beneficial to the merchants tbh

think it's just how hard working tradies think, really couldn't get my head around it

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f7be20 No.368196

>>368194

i've seen plenty of builders say how they hate housing estates, immigration, etc, but will happily build houses for them and destroy farms/environment

i'd rather have nothing than contribute to destruction

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875639 No.368197

>>368196

was purely about family Brother.

this was early to mid 2000`s in a small town in the midlands.

we`d not seen the invasion as bad.

it was when I saw WHO was being housed that I looked for other work.

different generations aint we?

this was when they`d not starting encroaching on green belt were reappropriating waste ground, etc.

plus there`s the fact I`ve pretty much worked every day since leaving school. was in the Army as a junior leader 15 days after leaving school.

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978c6b No.368198

File: c4220ca8cd663cd⋯.jpg (27.48 KB,311x362,311:362,4b48207e06a27c3fb57c447e88….jpg)

>constipated

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875639 No.368199

I just don`t get the whole "edgy" making a stand by refusing to work.collect bennies, help collapse system BS.

sounds like a MAJOR life flaw tbf.

but then I`ve NEVER been without a female.

always have had love, companionship and sex.

never been well off, never wasted, or had money to waste being a materialist.

mostly it`s pride. I get up and put up with work for my family.

seeing the edgy parasites, off to sign on, thinking they`re doing their bit just gives me a bad taste in my mouth tbh.

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f7be20 No.368200

but the system does need to collapse

cant stand people who want to support it

FUCK the state

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23e842 No.368201

>>368151

Just had a really vivid dream that I think I had before. Was at an occultish boarding school that was just really off, got lost, chased by monsters with some other lad, then accidentally gave him a killing blow fighting the monsters off with clubs. Later I realised quite a lot of the girls were vampires, and one I cuddled and kissed with in an elevator freaked me out because I felt the fangs. Had this overall feeling of who do I trust? What's real or not that people show me? Then, the most horrible truth.

Left the school to explore the outer world. Full of perpetually warring muds and wogs, then beyond the mist, where no technology would work for some reason, and where I thought home should be, barely any life and no civilisation, just the odd bunch of mutated/supernatural cannibal people.

TBH.

>>368200

>666th post

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875639 No.368202

>>368200

totally agree, but a few stay homes WON`T collapse the system.

I don`t the answer. wish to fuck I did.

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875639 No.368203

>>368200

>cant stand people who want to support it

it`s NOT wanting to support the state.

fuck the state and the absolute state of the state.

just don`t see not supporting yourself as fucking the state over.

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978c6b No.368204

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>pain gets so bad it makes me walk funny

>sit on toilet for 15 minutes pushing

>finally a tiny bit comes out

>rest begins to crown

>hear a muffled pop noise from within

>it all comes crashing out into the water

>the paper was red

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f7be20 No.368205

>>368204

bit of an annoying poo lad?

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978c6b No.368206

>>368205

thank Christ it wasn't a prolapse

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039897 No.368207

>>368201

Sounds cool tbh

>>368199

>>368203

Tbh, never been on bennies in my life

>>368204

Don't force it lad, gives you Hemorrhoids

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f7be20 No.368208

>>368207

>Hemorrhoids

dont remind me

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446e17 No.368209

>>368192

You're the druid, lad, not me. smh

>>368198

nice peep, lad. Saved

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64e81b No.368210

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039897 No.368211

>>368209

It's just such a weird thing to jump too lad

>Horses are great

>this means you huff horse farts

Keek

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0d6a55 No.368212

>>368211

the video he posted and commented on is of horses farting

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039897 No.368213

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446e17 No.368214

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>>368211

The horses in the video are farting, lad. It was a logical leap.

Man I am having a time finding good pony videos. smh

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0d6a55 No.368215

File: 676377c0e817abe⋯.png (503.81 KB,969x1052,969:1052,justbeeyourself.png)

imagine a cow floating slowly off toward the horizon suspended underneath a huge brap bag that the farmer didn't change in time

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446e17 No.368216

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446e17 No.368217

>>368215

Ah yes, another druid into the whole fart thing.

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039897 No.368218

>>368214

They were also snoring and sleeping lad smh smh

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64e81b No.368219

Valentines day soon lads, getting excited?

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0d6a55 No.368220

>>368217

it was a logical leap lad smh

>>368219

already had a carton of quality streets tbh

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039897 No.368221

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>>368217

Shut up brapboy

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446e17 No.368222

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*pulls out the good old druid brapping instrument*

Brap battle!

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039897 No.368223

>>368222

Stop trying to drag us into your depraved brapcult

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446e17 No.368224

File: 234abc6461ae7dd⋯.png (155.73 KB,289x336,289:336,ClipboardImage.png)

Amazin. I rest my case.

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2bfcf1 No.368225

>>368220

Was DnD not happening this week?

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284d08 No.368226

>>368224

Shark eyes

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446e17 No.368227

>>368226

Amazin

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446e17 No.368228

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0d6a55 No.368229

>>368225

welshposter and me are in there

it happens every week at 3pm, if you are still interested

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2bfcf1 No.368230

>>368229

I am, was waiting for a link.

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0d6a55 No.368231

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978c6b No.368232

got another shit a-brewin'

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64e81b No.368234

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c03fd5 No.368235

h

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c03fd5 No.368236

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ecc004 No.368237

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>>368207

>Don't force it lad, gives you Hemorrhoids

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