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All Hail The Bum Bum King!

File: 7a503c7bc9f0812⋯.png (481.59 KB,660x371,660:371,ClipboardImage.png)

2989a0 No.364523 [View All]

UK weather: Ice warnings as snow disrupts weekend

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-47103149

Weather warnings for ice have been issued for Saturday afternoon and evening in parts of England as wintry conditions continue to affect the UK.

>The Met Office is advising care as snow is expected to melt during the day and freeze as temperatures drop.

>Eastern and southern England are braced for their coldest night of the winter, with -12C (10F) forecast, while parts of Scotland could see similar lows.

>The freezing weather has disrupted travel and sports events.

Delingpole: As with the Soviet Union, the EU’s Collapse Is a Matter of ‘When’, not ‘If’…

https://www.breitbart.com/europe/2019/02/02/the-eus-decaying-imperium-is-ripe-for-destruction/

If you want to understand almost everything that is wrong with the world right now a good place to start is the underground car park beneath the European Parliament building in Brussels.

>There you will find rank on rank of shiny black limousines — Mercedes and Volvos, mostly hybrids because “climate change” — waiting with their polite, smartly dressed and no doubt well remunerated staff drivers to ferry the 751 Members of the European Parliament [MEPs] wheresoever they please at a moment’s notice, free of charge.

>“Nice job if you can get it!”, you’ll think to yourself. Add up the basic pay and the daily allowance you get for just turning up, and your salary approaches £140,000. On top of that you’ve got your lavish expenses and the even more generous budget you get for your office staff. Oh, and the huge, ring-fenced pension on top of that.

>You can totally see why people might go native in this environment. Even if you came as an ardent Eurosceptic, rightly cognisant of the appalling wastefulness, corruption, and meddling pointlessness which are the very essence of the EU, I reckon it would be hugely tempting after a few months of all this free stuff to persuade yourself that actually what MEPs do is really important and that the taxpayers of Europe are much better off forking out billions of Euros for the privilege of being members of this vital institution.

Men Shot in Legs, Hands in ‘Paramilitary-style’ Attacks in Northern Ireland

https://www.breitbart.com/europe/2019/02/02/men-shot-in-legs-hands-in-paramilitary-style-attacks-in-northern-ireland/

Two men in the thirties have been shot in separate “paramilitary-style” attacks in the Ballymagroarty area of Londonderry, Northern Ireland.

>The pair were both shot in one leg, with one also being shot in the hands, according to the Belfast Telegraph — similar to many so-called “punishment shootings” which are not uncommon in Northern Ireland, despite the United Kingdom’s draconian gun control legislation.

>They were both treated at the scene of their respective attacks in at O’Casey Court and Corrib Court by paramedics on Friday evening, before being transported Altnagelvin Area Hospital.

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8a9b5d No.365219

>>365216

well I figured the yellow stuff was for the broccolini. lobster should only have butter, unless it's lobster ravioi with pink vodka sauce or a lobster roll or something

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0174ba No.365220

File: fab8ea1b61164a3⋯.png (48.65 KB,645x773,645:773,1547005095714.png)

>>365219

>broccolini

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8a9b5d No.365221

>>365217

the rounded culterly is infantile but I think I should get some 'cause I have a callous on my middle finger from the flat fork digging into my finger when I cut steak

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9900ab No.365222

>>365217

Alright then mr OCD

>>365219

Yeah well my sister wanted to make hollondaise so there we go

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8a9b5d No.365223

>>365220

isn't that what it is?

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7fdf6d No.365224

File: eae8e8e24ec0c53⋯.png (28.1 KB,640x560,8:7,coldanddark.png)

*coughs and sneezes on the bad posters

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4fc0b8 No.365225

File: fb7cb44c92f7933⋯.png (877.16 KB,1098x1099,1098:1099,ClipboardImage.png)

>>365224

*pinches your nose*

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170f7b No.365226

File: bd889b213e0d309⋯.jpg (35.7 KB,648x274,324:137,Capture.JPG)

welshlad tell them about the tinned burgers

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0174ba No.365227

>>365223

No lmao

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9900ab No.365228

>>365215

Keek how does that look like strawberries?

>>365221

How? It looks fine, unless it's a special occasion who gives a fuck? At my school we had flat cutlery

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4fc0b8 No.365229

>>365228

>Keek how does that look like strawberries?

it's red

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0174ba No.365230

>>365222

but tell me

why is the portion size so low? how on earth will you even be full up?

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2989a0 No.365231

>>365213

>What is wrong with you people?

Your cutlery is fine pay them no mind.

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4fc0b8 No.365232

File: 1e7e9a248b48b6b⋯.png (303.62 KB,646x595,38:35,XvJD2NiVAz3Q0CsJkatni8Nvq8….png)

>had the same dream multiple times where I insert my penis into a vagina and it feels like it will get torn off or bitten off

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4fc0b8 No.365233

I am going crazy

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9900ab No.365234

>>365229

lad…

>>365230

It's weirdly filling..

>>365231

I know lad, I just find it funny how that's the thing thing they pick up on

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7fdf6d No.365235

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0174ba No.365236

>>365234

i just hate round cutlery

it feels awful

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4fc0b8 No.365237

File: 3d4f8145ebeb6c1⋯.jpg (33.04 KB,640x427,640:427,Civic Fencer car drive.jpg)

>>365236

KEEK. Sword youtubers go on about this ALL the time.

HOP IN WE'RE GOING TO SUFFOLK'S HOUSE TO HARASS HIM

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4fc0b8 No.365238

File: cdcc5134f198ed6⋯.png (205.33 KB,368x516,92:129,civic laff.png)

>he has round cutlery

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0174ba No.365239

File: 28b22e43213c62f⋯.png (151.01 KB,264x281,264:281,matteaston.png)

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eed938 No.365240

>>365238

Aren't spoons round?

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3ad256 No.365241

>>365240

>she has round spoons

lmao, do they make you wear a safety helmet too?

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4fc0b8 No.365242

>>365240

round handle. Try to follow the conversation, woman.

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4fc0b8 No.365243

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0174ba No.365244

>>365241

she has to get the prince to feed her as well, she'll make too much mess if she does it herself

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9900ab No.365245

File: 5b8877932c7229c⋯.png (360.81 KB,450x357,150:119,ClipboardImage.png)

>>365237

BACK OFF

>>365238

REEEEE

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4fc0b8 No.365246

*looks at the reply number*

uh oh

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0174ba No.365247

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eed938 No.365248

What's wrong with round handles? I don't get it. I have spoons with round handles.

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377b2f No.365249

How would you lads describe your relationship with poo?

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0174ba No.365250

>>365248

They lack the grip of a flat/square handle, imo tbh

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2989a0 No.365251

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68a7ab No.365252

File: 59a26352e8e7d21⋯.jpg (288.02 KB,1560x1132,390:283,1.JPG)

File: cf522427c8ee726⋯.jpg (270.37 KB,1106x1091,1106:1091,2.JPG)

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8a9b5d No.365253

File: d46d97fa777bc7f⋯.png (268.85 KB,1118x694,559:347,wood carving of kay1.png)

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68a7ab No.365254

>>365206

Chard but no Chardonnay/10

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eed938 No.365255

>>365253

He actually looks like that.

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68a7ab No.365256

>>365219

>broccolini

nigger

>lobster with butter

nigger

>Lobster ravioli with pink vodka sauce

FUCKOFF BARBIE

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4fc0b8 No.365257

>>365247

number of posts in the thread

>>365248

aligning the handle and blade, or fork. It's not as critical with cutley as they are with weapons but I always preferred them. Hads ome awful cutlery with rounded handles that were slippery

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0174ba No.365258

File: 21d9d749ad871e6⋯.png (273.7 KB,1118x694,559:347,kay.png)

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8a9b5d No.365259

File: 7ad9175f68d324b⋯.png (269.92 KB,1118x694,559:347,wood carving of kay2.png)

ahh I should have added the spoon

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8a9b5d No.365260

File: 0a208eb2dffad89⋯.png (13.37 KB,650x650,1:1,0a208eb2dffad8900c569e75a5….png)

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377b2f No.365261

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Stef is LIVE

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9900ab No.365262

>>365254

We had sparkling instead but you're right, a chardonnay or chablis would have been good

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eed938 No.365263

File: 009cdf6ac3b8054⋯.jpg (31.26 KB,388x532,97:133,1544574089364.jpg)

>>365258

>>365259

>these have actually happened

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0174ba No.365264

>>365262

bit poncey

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9900ab No.365265

>>365264

Nothing poncey about having good taste lad

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0174ba No.365266

File: 97e3e0021c270d0⋯.jpg (40.04 KB,832x568,104:71,1548436074004.jpg)

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8a9b5d No.365267

File: d1ccd61ad5b7341⋯.png (221.37 KB,600x600,1:1,d1ccd61ad5b7341005d81c5af5….png)

need a new thread

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2989a0 No.365269

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